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Are U trying to copying me with this "Counter Thread" Saga? Sexuality ko..Ketuality Ni.

After a hot rounds of Sex.

*sighs*

Girl:Hope this won't leads to pregnancy?
Me:Babe, "Pencil is on the hand of the creator"

Girl:Why are we going to the bedroom?
Me:Babe, To have a Devotion.

Idydarling:
real girls don't do the aforementioned

Hmm! Real girls indeed.
Did we have real girls?

tosyne2much:
OP, I throway salute

I dey come .......

Ok! I throw my salute o baba, e for reach heaven sef.

tosyne2much:
OP, I throway salute

I dey come .......

Ok! I throw my salute o baba, e for reach heaven sef.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Romance Section and counter thread is just like white rice and stew.[/color]

Lol! Rofl.

halfricanadian:
But some girls still value guys after being hurt its nt fair na

Same for Guys too dear.

Blakjewelry:
But this thing don dey turn match wey dey get return leg

Bro! There must always be opposite of something.
Buh, lol! At that "Return Leg".

wristbangle:

Guys dey vex oo

Lol! Just feel like creating the counter thread.

PushPlay:
And lalasticlala will put this one on front page too.

Who knows?.

halfricanadian:
dont you guys value girls atall?

Hmm! I do.
Buh, dat's for my Mama, Sister and babe..

Blakjewelry:
Must there always be a counter

Yes bruv! There must.

If you thought guys are the only dumb creatures when it comes to dating, here are Eight things ladies do, that just maintain the balance of how stupidity they were when pleasing Guys..

1. Pretending To Be Stupid/dumb: If you have to pretend to be dumb because you want to have him by force, just so guys, can find you "Stupidly Adorable" , we already pity you, Girl!.

2. Dressing Uncomfortably: Learn to respect your bodies.Don't dress up in something which you're not comfortable in, just to please the guy.We are sure that you have a lot more to give than just beautiful sights.Must you wear an uncomfortable cloth so that he must be impressed? "Waw! She's an Angel"..You're already depleting your value just like a machinery.

3. Caking Your Faces Up: No one like to touch a face and find their hands covered in makeup.Don't overdo the make-up, because a lot of guys don't like a lot of it.
Especially me!.

4. Pretending To Like Sports: Guys can tell when you're faking it (pun definitely intended).It's okay to not like something be different! He should like you for who you're truly are.

5. Borrowing/Stealing Of Jewelleries: Some girls even went to the point of borrowing jewelleries from friends or stealing from the jewelleries shop.Because they want to look like "Selena Gomez".Does the guy said you must borrow or steal jewelleries before he's pleased? Cut your cloth according to your sizes..

6. Acting Like "One Of The Guys": Though it does sound cool, acting like a man is not going to get you one! Be proud of your feminine traits and flaunt them.

7. Losing It Before You're Reading: Just because you want to keep him charmed, doesn't mean that you should lose your dignity before time!...

8. Borrowing Of Undies From Friends: Girls borrow undies from their intimate friends.This is very common among them.What if through the borrowed undies and you mistakenly transmitted a deadly disease into your body..Seriously, no guy will neither ask you for a sex nor date you.

Guys, please add yours..

Bashings and comments are highly welcome..
Cc:
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove

Is either you give us all the 40 marks or Remark our Script.
..
Only God knows multitude of students that have resorted to Suicide.

*hisses* How does this increase my Score? Jamb is finish...

Oshe dancer. I'm also a dancer. I do breakdance, bboy, dubstep and krumping. What abt u darkgoddes?

It is so simple bro.."God said if there is any part of ur body causing you to sin, cut it off"..
Just pluck ur Eyes off.

Diddyydiva:
if you like, sugarcoat, Honeycoat, sweetnercoat yourselves, we no go gree .






Teamforeignguys



#datenigerianguys. # marryforeignmen.




Ntorr

Foreign Guys? Like seriously? Lol!

Lalasticlala.. Pls, come do justice to this thread.

Lalasticlala.. Pls, come do justice to this thread.

menabae:
If I hear

Huh?

falconey:
Yeah thats right, hope we can get the school post ume past question?

yea bro, you can.
U base where?

2dice:
bro we know dey fight Just saying my opinion tho.. Choi Knuckle

Chop knuckles bro.. *winkz*

DharmyYinks:
Ladies of nowadays don't need all dis. As long as Money,Owo,Kudi,Ego dey ur Pocket, dem go dey rush u.

Bro...Are u telling me that, ladies of nowadays are cheap?
Trust my bae.

2dice:
Just write 10 reason to Date a Guy
every fvckin Goon doss 90% of does shiii you type up there

Mayb u should create your own version by urself bro.
I think u knw hw to write right? Put ur hands at work den create urs.
Thanks bro.

falconey:
Incredible write up @ op.

self control ; not mE
very hardworking ; thats me
ambition; thats me.
the rest i dont give a duck!!!

Baba, u dey try for Nairaland.. Thanks 4 dat compliment.

falconey:
Incredible write up @ op.

self control ; not mE
very hardworking ; thats me
ambition; thats me.
the rest i dont give a duck!!!

Baba, u dey try for Nairaland.. Thanks 4 dat compliment.

halfricanadian:
Team foreign guys

ROTFLWK! I lauf nd mistakenly hit my head on my cupboard.
Dat's gud!

Fabulocity..Come o.

halfricanadian:
8-10 pure lies asin white lies conc lies

Who told it's lie? I knw u ladies won't admit it.So, is it nt a Nigerian guy of today u'll later marry?

10 Reasons To Date Nigerian Guys Of Today

1.Self-Control:
Nigerian guys are self-control.80% percent of Nigerian guys of today are self-control.Whenever their girlfriend throws a tantrum, you can't see Guys throwing back or slapping her.

2. Very Hardworking:
Some Nigerian ladies do say Nigerian guys are lazy and not hardworking.Hardly, can you see a Nigerian guy roaming on the street without doing nothing?.Even if they have a qualified certificate that can fetch them good paid job and they weren't employ, they don't mind doing anything as work just to survive and get something for the family.

3. Take Up Bills:
Nigerian guys of today are good at taking responsibilities for bills either at home, restaurant etc.Hardly, can you find a Nigerian guy, refusing to take up bills for his girlfriend or household.

4. Natural Hustler:
I don't think I need to talk much about this.Why? Imagine baba Tosynemuch that is in school almost completing his HND Stuffs and still hustling along with his just to equip one self in case of unforeseen expenses.

5. Good Personnel Hygiene:
Though ladies say we're so rough and stink.Seriously, how do they know? They are only based on assumptions that we're bad in personnel hygiene.90% of Nigerian guys of today have adopted of making their room clean and neat.There was a day I was walking down to my hostel building and I passed through females' hostel would u believe they do throw dirty undies around their room.They only made use of air-freshner to arouse the scent of their room because of people passing by.

6.Ambition:
Nigerian guys of today are so ambitious, they always think on how to make it and get it through.Would you believe a guy of 16 years old is already thinking and planning on how to succeed through the difficulties in this country.You won't believe it Ladies!.

7. Industrious In Nature:
Nigerian guys of today are full strength and very active.They don't mind carry "1000 moulded- bkock because of #500".

8. Romantic:
Hmm! Hmm!! I don't think I have much to say about this.Girls even know that Nigerian guys of today are so romantic and sexy in nature..

9. Respect Their Wives/Girlfriends:
Nigerian guys of today treat their wives/girlfriend as second in command.They don't mind running "helter-skelter" just to get their wives/girlfriend a common pampers.

10. Settlement Of Argument:
Nigerian guys of today will settle an argument and say "I am Very Sorry" while maintaining his man status..

NB
Counter thread of "10 Reasons Why You Must Not Date Nigerian Guys Of Today
https://www.nairaland.com/2983533/10-reasons-why-shouldnt-date

Original Writer:DanceVille
Guys, am sure you gonna support me from the punches am gonna receive from our fellow opponents.
Comments and bashings are highly welcome.
Make I quickly go run collect my punches proof from James Bond.

Cc:Lalasticlala.

falconey:
She did yesterday 184, choosed kwasu as 2nd choice.

I saw political science and public admin on her jamb result

She tried bro! Buh she reali has 2 work hard on post ume aspect.