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Seriously, I'll give her a Big Hug..

HBD Kiddo.

Like Mother Like Daughter.

Kudos Soldiers.. Nice strategies and retaliation... #BigHugs.

APC take Over.
PDP ko Ja wo mo..
Look at them.
Would u believe they were the one dat destroy PDP now they're defecting to APC..
Na Naija Politics Be o.

My Mother My Everything.. This is a typical example of a good Mother.

They're always unclad and braless become they want 2 win d guiness World record..
Lol! Longest, biggest and smallest boobs of the World..

Happy birthday CutieJuliet.. Sexy and Romantic pics.. In Dija's Voice: Oya Take Kiss

Mehn! God is Great..
There's something I learnt frm this gal story..
And dat his "Don't calculate for God buh let him do the calculation by himself"..
#BabaPleasePickUpMyCallAlso.

Make-up is like a Wizard that transform some girls into Wizard..
Seriously, some girls b lyk Frog with a rough skin buh afta putting this wizard stuffs on their face, they turned to 'Angelina Jolie'.
Am sure some gals go dey form nw.

See how them be like those 'Tipper Niggaz' dat lived beside my hostel.. #MoneyGood.

See his face like A person wey dey find MTN Recharge with #20... #EyanBuruku(Bad Nigga).. This guy is a professional Tout.

Seriously, why should we leave her.
When she told us 16 + 16=24..
I dnt think she went to Havard university.Even if she went, she must have bribed her way out when graduating from that University..
#End Time Pastor..
Better face ur ministry..
In Baba Don Jazzy's Voice:
#LUKULUKU PASTOR.

notoriousbabe:
yes I know her,her name is iyangbali

Lol! U're reali a notoriousbabe.

That's great man!

Hi Brethrens(My fellow Christians)..
I have been doubting my mind since the day I rapped in the church for a special ministration in my church.
I'm gifted d talent of Rapping and Dancing using in to praising God..
After my ministration, all the congregation clapped for me but I think some are frowning their faces like 'why is this one rapping in the church, did he think he was in a secular gathering'..I can actually see this on their faces.
I don't want to be like those secular's rapper, I want to use my own to praise God..
Had watched movies that they made rapping in the church.Movies like 'Let it shine', 'Fighting Temptation' etc.
Please, share views with me..
Is it right or wrong rapping in the church?
Thanks in advance brethrens.

nimat158:
am in ogbomoso,i need perfect description of d place.

seriously, I didn't knw much abt ur exam centre buh am sure u gona c a person dat'll giv u a description afta alighting frm d taxi in d new yidi rd.

nimat158:
mine is march 2 at kindle e learning servises along yidi road.

All the best..Where do u stay in Ilorin? Wish 2 knw.

Seriously, this is a gud thread for jambites..
They need to read this stuffs, because some are frightening about the exam due to some issues encouter by those who wrote on 27th february...
Some pple doesn't even know dat they won't been giving dat normal calculator bt d e-computer calculator which most of them doesn't knw hw 2 operate...
May God help Us All.
#Amen!
Nice write-up dude..
Cc:lalasticla..
This is a Fp material.

I had jamb has been sending results of those who wrote their exam on 27th February, so I urge all candidates that have written their UTME Examination to please, kindly share their scores..
Lets rejoice with you guys..
A friend of mine wrote his on 27th of February and just received an sms just now.
He's a science student..He scores 290..
Mehn! I'm really happy for him...
Jambites feel free to share your scores with Us..
#Godwin!

nimat158:
Ilorin candidate raise ur hands up.

Yes oo..I'm doing mine on 7th march at Tanke(sanrab petrol station) junction at d cafe opposite 2 baptist college..
Nd u?

300wayne:
Ours was supposed to start by 11am as well but due 2 power challenges and faulty system we wer delayed till 5pm and even d last batch wch I happened 2 b amung started by 10pm and wrote 2ru 11pm it was a very bad experience.........

Just av d hope dat u've excel nd made it bro..
God's work dnt nid calculation becos a bad xperience myt turn into a gud xperience..
All izz well.
Pls were u given calculator?
Thanks in advance sir!

Jazzygrafix:
MY BITTER EXPERIENCE WITH JAMB YESTERDAY

I happened to write Jamb yesterday in a school named Felicia and Barnabas School,Along Owerri-Aba Road, Ngor Okpala LGA, Imo State.
The exam which was scheduled to kick off by 11am, was first of all delayed due to substandard and un-inspected Desktop systems they had in this center. Also annoying was the fact that their snail-slow server refused to log us on till around 2pm when we finally did.

After some minutes of answering, the server auto-logged everyone out such that they had to ask us to leave the hall briefly. Later on, they asked that a group from numbers 1-100 should go and continue while the rest waited.

Their systems kept giving us issues and so did their servers that no one could answer for a successful 10-20 m so this continued till around 6:30 when the generator set shut itself down leaving people like myself with about 1:25hour remaining of my time and some others whose own systems have not displayed their questions nor their time till that moment.

The Gen set was serviced and underwent repairs for about 2hrs and then around 8:30pm the 2nd set were asked to go in while the 1st, not yet concluded should wait, but after some minutes of confusion we, the 1st set had to go and join them.

The servers came up with its issues and troubled for quite some minutes till around some minutes after 9pm when everyone was forcefully asked to conclude as we were all automatically logged off by the admin on the server room.

I share this experience because i know its going to affect our results and performances and a such beckon on all who have louder voices to help us get this issues to JAMB officials to consider our plight.

It was really nothing to write home about. In fact, I plead that CBT should be re-organized or scrapped.

Mehn! That's very bad...Bro, God of d Eleventh hour will surprise u wen ur result cums out..God has a very big plan 4 u, trust me..Just av faith..
Pls, were u given calculator nd spreadsheet?
Thanks in advance Sir..

Is nt yet ova until it is over.. Arsenal is coming bak..

Mukina2, do u believe Arsenal is winning this match?..

The game gonna ends with Arsenal 3- 1 barcelona.. #VeryOptimistic.. #HatersGerrarraHere.. #ArsenalIsWinningThisMatch..

God kept u.. Hope baba Buhari don eat sha? I hope so. Thank God 4 d journey mercies. Isn't Easy!

I'm-outta-here.

RIP Actor in d earth..Hope u made it sha? Death is inevitable... Stop chasing things of this earth rather of you chasing heaven... #WordsForThought.