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Paulpaulpaul:
That number one eh, e get as e de happen

You guilty of it right?

vizkiz:
That was back then in secondary school...No time to be keeping crush when someone else is furking her silly

Hmm! Now you don upgrade boss...
Though, it's normal to be a shy guy especially when one is in secondary school.

Cutehector:
Very true.. omgosh.. I am a serious culprit..

Especially number one. Chai may God help me.

Boss! Lol at that serious culprit.

Shy guys are pretty hard to figure out, unsurprisingly.They're shy, so they're probably also kind of quiet and awkward, not just around you, buh around everyone.
It's just more difficult, because a shy guy isn't going to tell you how beautiful you look, or just approach you and ask you to go out, on a date.So...is he really shy? Here are 10 things Shy Guys display that show you're their crush.

1.Looking At Their Crush, Then Looking Away :This is a sign, because I used to do it back then. The dude repeatedly stared at their crush, then immediately looking away when their crush look at him, this could definitely mean that he likes ,er.Especially if he acts super weird afterwards, by which he's avoiding her gaze entirely, walking away or acting like she don't exist.

2.Chatting With Their Crush On Social Media, But Won't Talk To Them In Person :This is another tell-tale sign.A lot of shy guys, just don't feel comfortable talking face-to-face.It's much easier for them to talk through Social media chats apps or mobile texting..

3.Hangs Around Her,Even If They Doesn't Initiate Conversation :He pops up everywhere She is, and always sit near her in class, buh doesn't speak to her, it could mean that he's too shy to make the first move, so he's hoping she will.He's purposely putting himself in situations where she can talk to him, so he doesn't have to do it.Try starting a conversation and see what happens.

4.They're Different Around Their Crush :Pay attention to how he acts around his friends versus how he acts around her.If he seems talkative around his friend, buh nervous and quiet around her, it could mean that he likes her and just doesn't know how to act.

5.Uncomfortable When Other Guys Talk To Her :There is this feeling of insecurity in his mind that someone else might just sweep her away from him and so he gets all uncomfortable and weird.

6.Stammering While Talking To Their Crush :If his crush start a casual conversation.. see how he reacts to her.He stammers back a reply, while looking around the room buh not at his crush, then you know he has an intense crush going..

7.Very Sensitive To A Lady's Touch :If a lady happens to touch him playfully, or just casually, he might respond as if he got an electric shock.You will see his face go all pink, he might suddenly move away or just overly self-conscious.It just shows your touch means a lot to him.

8.They're Afraid To Ask For Their Crush's Number :They are too afraid to ask for their crush's number, instead they get it from their crush's friends or from other source, and call her up on some pretext(Usually a pretty lame one).

9.Blushing :They blushed the entire time their crush is talking to them even though they have nothing to be blushing about..."Trying to maintain the going conversation".

10.Compliments Small Changes To Their Crush's Appearance :That new hairstyle. That new dress. That new shade of lipstick.Whatever it is their crush discarded or added, he's likely to make a comment on it.It's their way of showing their crush.."I notice You".

Are you a shy Guy? Can you relate to these? What can you relate to the most?

Feel free to add yours.
Comments are highly welcome.

List Compiled By:
DanceVille

Me: Aunty mi SULIYA..

Funke Akindele: Stop it! My name is JENIFA.
Gorgeous pics sister Suliyatu. Love her movie "Jenifa's Diary". Have watched it *back to back*.

Then what's their name Op?

Buh op, how did u knw all this stuffs?

I don't have a Girlfriend. Cc:Angelberry

And So what?
Camel ko...Chicken ni.

Raeshelle:
TeamForeignGirls# have u left Nigeria... pfft, laughable fool.

Bro..I didn't say I've left Nigeria, the person I quote was d one that said she's TeamForeign Girl, and dat's hw I used to call her..
So shut up you silly mouth and take a walk out of this thread..You this arrogant bastard..
CRETIN!

White guys Version:Babe, I want to have sex with you in my house..

Naija guys version:Babe, pls come to my house, my pastor asked us to do Vigil at my house...

NaijaGuys sha...They have lots of tactics.

Nice One Baba..

Lemme add mine:
1.The Get Inside Girls
2.The deeper life Sisters
3.The Until The Wedding Nyt Babes..
4.The Spiritual(Religious) Babes
#TeamYorubaGirls.
"Like".. if you love Yoruba Ladies..
"Share" ..if you hate them.

tosyne2much:
Spot on OP! I dey come make I add my own

10. They Hold Cutlass


When some ladies spot you with another babe they will look for a cutlass and start chasing you just to cut off your joystick

Lol! Baba...You're right, especially those Warri girls..

DY20:
MJ... She just smiled... But behind her smile.. I can see through it that she can break my head.. But she doesn't wanna get you angry.

Lol! She reserved her comments..I guess so.

This Spot "IS NOT FOR SALE"..
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Thanks for opening this thread baba..
My Experience..


There was a friend of mine that lived beside my abode.
He has a very pretty lil sister that I admired alot, I don't even mind helping her to wash her Undies "whether bras or pants"...Me no care..

*In A Nutshell*
I wrote a letter to this girl, sent it through her lil bro.
Without waiting time, her lil bro gave her the letter..


I'm sure you're all thinking what was written inside the letter right.

Hmm! D letter read thus: "Hey babe, Pls can you just come to my house, I have a present for you".

She came, I invited her inside.She entered, I offered her a pepsi drink, buh she rejected..
.
She asked where's the gift? I said I'm just lying, there isn't any gift..
**
I locked d door, keep d key inside my pocket.
I tried to seduce her, rubbing her smooth cheeks, and that, that and that.
..
I tried removing her cloth, she said I shouldn't try that..I didn't heed to her warnings buh continue with removing her cloth..
...
She screaaaammed..I tried shutting her mouth buh she didn't gree...

With the blink of an eye, I saw my dad, mum and her parents outside curious of what's happening..
I was called to open d door and I did..
They asked what happened..I said, I was trying to teach her Mathematics buh she confessed I want to have sex with her..

Mehn! Every neighbourhood make jest of me like like "Kilode"..
I was almost sent out packing frm my papa nd mama's house buh God saved me..
#WhatAnEmbarrasingMoment.

pamellla:
well u can't blame us...it's natural

Hmm!

KashyBaby:
oohh hardboi u have to be careful....I got most of these signs

Hahahahhahaha....jk

*winks*

dollyjoy:
if i don't do as that mean i

Pls, continue your statement...

cruzita:
well that makes them girls ,they have to protect their territory because the way other girls eyes dey shine these days eh,we no know who be who again

Lol! Funny u ma.
Who no wan marry? Na so some gals be sha.

Abbeyunique2:
Oya, op they see not seen though

Baba! Thnks jare..
Me no gud at English..I'll make correction now.

halfricanadian:
When she is not jealous they say she doesnt love them or she is cheating

Ha! You again?
TeamForeignGirls.
Are my points true or not?

Jealous ladies are so funny sometimes.They might be jealous because they saw their boyfriend with a girl she didn't know anything about, maybe the girl might be a friend or elder/kid sister or relative to the guy.
Sometimes they even make some rashly approach in order to satisfy their jealous mind.
This thread is about 10 Ways Girls Display Jealousy When They Seen Their Boyfriend With Another Girl.

[b] 1.They Stop Replying His Chats:
Whenever a jealous girl saw her boyfriend with another girl, they will start asking themselves this question "His he cheating on me".
When the guy sent her message through any chatting media just to chat with her then the girl will become another being entirely by not replying his chat or even replying with the word 'k'.

2.They Start Acting Strange:
This is very common among jealous ladies.They know how to transform just like a "Vampire" within a second.
They will be like Selena Gomez and turn the guy to Justin Bieber.

3.Switching Off Their Mobile Phone:
She will switched off her phone just to avoid the guy's call.
Even to the highest level, she can just destroy the SIM Card and start using another one.

4.They Stop Answering His Phone Call:
Jealous girls are so good in this.Whenever the guy called, they would refuse to answer his call or even transfer his call to voicemail because of jealously.
I'm sure, my boss 'Tosyne2much' must have experience this..

5.Uploading Of A Dude's Pictures As Her Dp Or Facebook Profile:
Jealous ladies can't deny this fact, they will upload a guy's pic on their facebook profile and tagging the pic with a word like "My Love" "My Heart" "My Treasure" in order to make the guy also jealous.
It's a form of "Payback Act".

6.Flirting With The Guy's Friends:
Jealous ladies are very good at this, though some think is just a way of making the guy jealous,Payback Stuffs.
She'll chat, laugh, play with the guy's friends without even uttering a word to her boyfriend who has already been becoming a Side-Cock...Opposite of Side-Chick.

7.They Stop Showing Care:
Before, the lady can call the guy almost 10 times a day just to express her feelings, care and love towards him but after she found a girl around her boyfriend, she won't even flash him talkless of calling.

8.Get Emotional Easily:
Jealous ladies easily get emotional in a suitation whereby she can walk up to him after spotting them and give him a very jealous hot slap.
Jealous ladies sometimes make rashly moves, after when they have done these rashly stuffs, that's when their senses recuperated back to normal.

9.They Turn The Scene Into A Female's Wrestling Arena(Lone Survivor):
That's when they become like Aj Lee and Naomi.
Either I kill/injure you or you kill/injure me today.At the end of the day, she might later realize that the girl is a Kid sister to her Boyfriend.Which might leads to conflict between She and her boyfriend..

10.Feel Free To Add Yours..

Written By:
DanceVille

Tch! Not hilarious jare.

jubrealguy:
I wait for ladies to lure me to bed......sweeter and less stress

lol bro...

PushPlay:
Lame!

Hmm! Na u sabi oo bros.

Ok.

Nice write up Op.
Cheerz!

DaVinci24:
K. Op still dey learn sha

Yeap! I still dey learn frm u.
Teach me more.

osec007:
That for some guys tho...I've my own special ways

Hmm! What's ur own special way bro?

Wait, I dey cum.

Me guilty of number 3 and 7.