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Kenzico:
Spreads Ute on the floor....Sips Soya milk.

Am here to read comments

Lemme join u bro. Lets sip together.

Ramanto:
COUNTER-ATTACK THREAD, ABI? KWANTINU

Huh! Don't think so bro.

When you're about to meet a new guy, you should remember that there are some typical lies guy use to get you into bed.

You should not believe everything he tells you.
There are some typical lie men tell to seduce a girl.

1. I'm Single.... And Ready To Mingle:
When a man desperately wants to get in bed with you, he's going to do everything he can to achieve that purpose and that includes lying about relationship status..
Sometimes you have to take his word for it buh if you take time to do some digging of your own, you might find out something that will kill-off any feeling you have for him.

2.I Won't Tell Anyone About It:
Sometimes, you like a guy and wanna hook up with him, buh somehow, you have doubts about his ability to keep secrets.Now, being the smart man that he is, he will want to delete your doubts.He will promise you that he will keep your sex secret, buh he will end up bragging to his friends.Once he blabs to one person, it can quickly become public knowledge, and it won't stay secret for long.

3.You're Amazing:
Ladies beware when a guy constantly showers you with compliments.Of course, they're geniune sometimes, buh often times they're nothing buh a ploy to get you in bed.

4.I Have Never Done It Before:
If he's trying to seduce you during a party or on a first date, he might use his trick.A guy would not want you to think that he is a womanizer, so he will tell you that he never does random hook up.Of course, his next victim will heard the same.
It is just a way to make you feel special.

5.I'm Rich And Have A Great Job:
Some girls are more attracted to guys with higher income.Men think that a big wallet can impress you and makes him get in bed with you.He will lie about his incomes and job.He will tell you anything to make himself look better.

6.I Can't Wait To Have My Own Family And Babies:
It's one of the most ridiculous attempts to get you in bed.Guys think that all girls adore babies.He will make you believe that he wants to get married and have kids.
So you would think about him as your potential mate.Buh don't be in a hurry to jump into the bed with such a guy!.

7.I Just Want To Hug You!:
Who can say no to a good cuddle? It's always nice to feel closeness.Of course, cuddling can easily lead to something more intimate.He can use hugs as an excuse to get closer to you as well...

At this Juncture...I drop my pen.
Guys, Which of these are you Guilty of?
Feel free to add yours.

Ok.

christejames:
Really interesting ...you captured it.

Yezz boss

Cc:lalasticlala

tosyne2much:
Spot on !! Brilliantly written

OP, I throway salute sir

Thanks boss.. I sight You..

Thank God today is another "April Fool" stuffs..
Many of us have been pranked by our boyfriend or girlfriend either by phone calls, text messages, through chats etc.


Then share with us, What your boyfriend or girlfriend lied to you that you almost jump inside the gutter or almost kill yourself..

Lemme first start by sharing mine..
I was pranked last year that is 1st April 2015..
I woke up with a great enthusiasm to go and write my test by 11am in the school.I checked my phone and saw a weird text message..
It read thus:
Happy new month, may this month be a "Source of Joy" for you in Jesus name.
Blah! Blah! Blah!
I was thinking twas a complimentary msg until I get to the point where I can't read again..
"Babe, am pregnant and I was just admitted last night, the doctor wish to see you"..
I almost felt as if the ground should swallow me instantly..
We only have an intercourse once..
She gave me the address of the hospital.And took a cab straight to the hospital without asking for the charge.

I got to the place and she called me back she's being discharged, that I should come to her house.
On getting there, I knocked the door and the door was slightly opened.I came in and found her eating Jollof Rice with a drink..
I asked her how far with the pregnancy? She said she's not pregnant that she was only doing April fool..
Would you imagine all these craps and high tension she put me through? I felt like slapping her buh later gave her a hug instead..

Feel free to share yours and let the fun begins.

Lalasticlala pls can u grace this thread to Front page.
Let's see the category, some of our nairaland girls belong to. Thanks in advance

SAINTSAMURAI:
hmm nice one @op. lemme just add the girl that has the biggest and latest smartphones in class, they dress well, fix brazillian hairs, look down on other ladies, they gossip a lot in class, they are dull, they sit at the back sit in the classroom close to the window, after lectures they go to their hostels, eat lavishly, gossip, chat on bbm and end up their day watching nollywood movies with their flatscreen tv in their rooms till sleep off. these set of ladies bribe lecturers a lot, a course to bribe is like 10 to 15,000 naira to them, they end up spending over 100,000 naira blocking all their exam courses yet the lecturers still sleeps with them in hotels, their offices e.t.c. these set of ladies sleeps with brilliant male students, as in its nonstop sex 4 d brillian male students and a lot of cash prize. yes im part of the intelligent male students that sleeps with all these rich ladies, iv got my own share of the divide i must say, sleeping with group of rich friends in a class aint easy. "i love my brain

Lol! They love watching Jenifa's diary from the begining to the end...*back 2 back*..

MoneypassGod:
The ones dat wear provocative dress to lectures and distract everybody, including d lecturers.

Yeap bro! It's so common in my department..
Flashy Boobs

Cutehector:
The church loving girl...

At d end na dem go carry belle

You're right boss.

SAINTSAMURAI:
LOL na 4G

"Abajo"(I see).

obiorathesubtle:
THE FUCKAHOLIC that particular banni that uses her vagina as mastercard..

Lecturers



Returning Ex boyfriends

Current boyfriends

Sugar Daddies

Random strangers

Barman (for when they don't have money to pay for a drink and no boy looks at their way throughout.. They gatta pay, and washing plates aint an option for them..)

Random crush in church

Random crush in faculty

Random crush in Department

Random crush in final year

Random crush in Engineering

Random crush in Medicine and surgery

Guy who cooks regularly at home

Guy who's ready to spend all night and never get tired

Guy who has clothes she can take


ETC

So you can see... This category of Girls need like 10 holy spirits to wash their life.. Because the traffic down in their vagina makes lagos hold up look like ordinary go-slow..

Lol boss.

SAINTSAMURAI:
?

Na 3G u dey use?

Ladies, abeg where do you fall in the list?

10.The Girl Whose Parents Do Everything For Her: She's never held a job in her life.She has yet to discover what it means to be self sufficient, but she has great potential for the world.

9.The One That Only Cares About Academics: She doesn't drink, and frequently spends her Friday nights cooped up in the Library preparing for an exam 3 weeks away.
Everyone envies her work ethic, yet they don't care enough to apply themselves as much as she does.

8.The Girl Obsessed With Her Boyfriend: She's never at house and doesn't have the enthusiasm of reading.She started university with a ton of girlfriends and now rarely talks to any of them.People question her independence sometimes.

7.The Girl Obsessed With Every Guy She Meets:She's boy crazy.If he's giving her attention, she'll give him whatever he wants in return.She's yet to meet Mr. Right, and she's scared that she might never see.

6.The One Always Attached With Drama:You go to this girl for the latest scoop on everything.She's addicted to social media, and usually knows what's up before it even hits Twitter.This girl can be your best friend, or your worst enemy..."Team Jenifa's Diary".

5.The Enigma:This is the mysterious girl people don't know much about.She's quiet and more on the introverted side, but deep down she has a lot of opinions, some of which she would rather not share.

4.The Girl That Keeps To Herself:She minds her own business and lets her success be her voice.She's humble and a hard worker.

3.The Girl That Literally Knows Everyone:You can't go anywhere with this girl without running into at least 5 people she knows.
She's the life of the party, awmd the one person everyone wants to be friends with.

2.The Hipster:This is the girl you will often find reading a novel or watching a documentary.The girl with the sexy yet sophisticated glasses, the girl who prefers oversized blouse, shirts, trousers and shirts..

1.The Super Independent Girl:She goes to school full time while holding a job.She doesn't rely on anyone else to make her happy.
She knows what she has to do to succeed, and she does it.

ireneony:
a55hole! are you done .. Thread ni thread ko!

Silence is the best answer for a FOOL like You...
I won't let you to make the mods ban me..

ireneony:
you must be a sadist. .all your thread is abt throwing jabs at women.
Go get your life straight! and stop blaming us for your misfortunes.

Cry us an ocean!

I won't insult you because I know "You're very sick in the head".

I'm a perfect Gentlemen..
Pls, get urself out of my thread..
Whoree!

halfricanadian:
i wanna go to heaven na
Thank u tho!

That's gud. Love dat spirit.

halfricanadian:
Im nt forming its d truth

That y I like u.. You always like telling d truth.. Kudos!

SAINTSAMURAI:
which break u cum dey talk abt? na bicycle break or motor break?

Lol! Thank u very much bro.

HateU2:
How many girls don break ur heart u dis OP. All ur threads na to dey bash 9ja girls. Sharap, goan date Indian girls or American girls and let us hear word o jare.

Nobody will even notice that 'a guy' is missing

Who told u am bashing ladies..
I'm I Mike Tyson.

SAINTSAMURAI:
lemme add, they are very dirty, their weavon smells and d odour 4rm their vagina can turn river niger to dead sea. "and they are very self centered, always thinking abt themselves only. "they are unappreciative. infact team foreign ladies.

Chai! Chai! Bruv, dat's a Sniper point Shot.

arabmullar:
lolsssss they will soon cum for u.

I'm already waiting bro.. Just help me collect my punching proof from "James Bond". Merci!

halfricanadian:
i dont really act like a nigerian girl

and im a nigerian

Hmm! U don start again with ur forming..
Halfricanadian...

Nigerian ladies possess some traits or character which are not that good nor encouraging in a relationship.
Those characters have been like a "Blood" in their body.Some consider it as a Girl's stuffs while some consider it as fun.
No time for story..
Lemme quickly drop those Characters.


1. Selfishness : 90% of them are selfish.... Send a recharge card of 1000 to them, either they call you with a minutes or they flash back to say "Thank You"...They are like insurance, you pay, pay, pay and you will never get anything in return... Buh they will later dump you like a "Wayward Child"..

2. Excessive/ Unsatisfy Shoes And Clothes : Even if they have 100 shoes at home, they arn never satisfy, they will still want to buy more.Excuse they give is..."All The Colour Must Match"

3. Gossip : Amebo...This is their culture, they jealous and compare themselves, condemn those beautiful than them, they can gossip from morning to night, they talk more than "Parrot".

4. Cheating : About 75% of Nigerian ladies cheat, they are perfectly good in head games, they store guys names with female names and also calling their "Sugar daddy" their "Uncle", they can play guys for years without getting caught.

5. Lies : They do lie alot..Imagine a lady that said she didn't want to tie you down and the next thing you know...she begins to monitor your movements as if they put a tracker on you and activities through Phone calls and Unexpected visitations...

I'm very sure that some ladies will still deny all these characters display by them.

NB
I didn't create this thread to insult our Lovely Nigerian ladies buh to make them aware of those characters display by them which are not much appropriate...

Writer: DanceVille

Comments and bashing are highly welcome.

Cc:lalasticlala

Uthman51:
my own name "APARI 1"

Lol! That one dey pain person pass.

kikiki...Rotf
Mehn! most of these are true.

Yes baba! I dey here oo..
Mine is "Stone Cold". My dad always barb my hair finish, u no go see any small hair remaining.. The head go dey shine as if it's a brand new toyota camry vehicle.
Chaii! Gone are the days.

lanrywatt:
Let wait and see.. 10 tins some Nigeria men are doing to get married

Hmm! Na so romance section be o.