₦airaland Forum

HateU2:
Amebo
Can we woo our fellow girls naijaboy

Ha! Lesbian alert.. Oya come woo me.. Though you and I no gree before.

marshalcarter:
Lolzz..esp dat num 7...sum even go ahead in becumin prayer warriors

Hahaha! Abi now..They must get marry..
Lol!

tombravo:
no juju fashioned against me shall work. amen.

Lol! *Praying Mood* right?

Drefan:
Suddenly, they start being humble, accommodating and overtly nice to anyone they encounter in order to attract prospective suitors.

They also abandon their former (wild) lifestyle and reduce the number of banging parties in their attendance list - not marriage ceremonies.

Yeap Yeap Yeap..
You're right bro.

Mznaett:
Some even go to the extent of asking the guy to buy them pot and chair with the claim that the church asked them to come with it. Worst enough the guy won't even know that it his destiny they want to tie so lol

WOMEN=FEAR THEM

Hilarious! That's true sha.

lanrywatt:
Make I wait for counter thread before I comment

For your mind bro..

donholy28:
using tricks and charms to win his parents over

Cheers Bro.

vsaintchigs:
Brb

Going somewhere?

octopusfreaky:
brb

Lol! U going somewhere?

Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!.

1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man:
All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there ....

2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god:
This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat...

3.Taking Of His Photograph:
Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm...

4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc:
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea...

5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!:
This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!...

6.Proposing To A Guy!:
Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?)..

7.Becoming A Worker In Church!:
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!...

8.Revamping Yourself:
Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22.
A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated..

9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy:
This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals.

10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom:
As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ......
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Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!..
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Written By:
DanceVille

Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed..

Patiently waiting for a "Counter Thread".

halfricanadian:
im semi village sha

You?

ZeeAfrica:
Op, u do realise dat dis is 2016 right?

Lol! Is it 2006 before?.

Seriously, I started dating at d age of 5 yrs old. Those days of papa nd mama games..

keyzid:
4. You are the only man in my life
Gosh....ladies can be so trickish and unfaithful tho'. (Note: Some not all) They tell you, you are the only man they are dating whereas, there are several others who is satisfying their insatiable need outside.
5. No sex until marriage
Some of them will even go as far as lying to you that they are virgins and so don't want to the in an intimate relationship. Eventually if you find out they are not a Virgin, they will still lie again that they got raped, they lost their virginity through rigorous exercise or whatever.
6. I have never lied to you before
In as much as this is applicable to the boys, the girls are not to be exempted from it. Infact, thet tend to tell this kind of lie whenever you catch then lying. They use that to safe faces.
7. I have dated less than three men in the past. Had sex with just two.
Believe me, if you are that kind of guy who I'd interested in knowing pretty well about the list of the lady you dating, doing try to those that kind of question to her... she will lie. If she have slept with 50 of them in the past, she will life to you and say it's just 5. Men, beware.

Nice One baba..

Cheers!

In Nigeria, some of the ladies are either too proud or too afraid to clearly state what they truly want to get in a relationship therefore, they end up lying to themselves, their partners and any other person involved.
I narrowed some of these lies to Three in this thread and these are:


1.I Am Not Interested In Your Money: Please, who doesn't need an extra cash for her upkeep and well-being.The lady perhaps makes the above statement so her man will not think she is too materialistic.Buh ladies nothing is wrong in asking a guy for financial support as longs as it is for something useful.


2.I Don't Care If You're Dating Other Ladies: This non-chalant attitude will change when the lady eventually falls in love with the guy or hopes they will get married.


3.I Do Not Want To Tie You Down: This is a big lie because next thing you know, she begins to monitoring your movements like a CCTV and activities through phone calls and incessant house visitation.


I'm also very sure some ladies here will start forming and denying these lies..

Mtcheww...
What does that teaches us?
Same old sh*t.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Last time I checked...there was no "Village Girl" in Nigeria.

For your mind..
Who told you there isn't a village in Nigeria?

Untainted007:
That is old insinuation bro. Some village girls of now are days are extremely promiscious than even city girls. Don't you know that nobody want to be left uncivilised.

Not all of them bro..
We still have some reserved and self-mannered village girls.

A typical man wants a woman who would care, love, respect and treat him like a King.He wants her to be beautiful and a perfect mother to his kids- because of this many men spend half their lives searching for her.There are some cases where mothers bring women for their sons to marry, either because he's taking too long to find one for himself or she(the mother) has carefully sought the best girl she knows for him.These girls usually well-behaved are mostly brought from the village.
Why so? Is it because village girls are better than city girls? Well, I(DanceVille) brings you 5 Reasons Why Village Girls Maybe Better

5.Prudent: They are brought up to know how to manage little resources to get optimum result, this is what girls from the village have been exposed to all their city counterpart who only know expensive things and not their cheaper substitute.
You can't see a village girl spending a fortune on hair and frivolous gadgets, she is likely to be a better home manager than the city girl.

4. Decent: Even though this can be contested buh considering the odds, a village girl is more likely to maintain a higher percentage of decency than a city girl.
Some city girls do very unimaginable things to keep up with fashion trends, however, a village girl has seen decency in her immediate environment all her life, hence the lower possibility of her wanting to be indecent in any way.

3. Submissive: A city girl knows too much already to be able to totally submit to a man.With all the activism she grew up seeing, it would take extra effort for her to submit herself to a man than a village girl, who was taught from the world go, that her life begins and ends at the command of her man.

2. Homely: A village girl knows that even when she's sent to school is taught that her primary and main responsibility is to raise a family.She knows that her duties are to do the dishes, laundry, cook, make the home and take care of her husband is physical and emotional needs.

1. Food: A village girl has all the time in the world to concentrate on learning and perfecting the kitchen art.
City girls on the other hand are too busy doing social media, visiting cinemas, clubs and shopping malls to have the time to actually learn how to cook...

Feel free to comment.
Cc:lalasticlala

NiRfreak:
Back then In jss 2.....I wrote a letter not less than 450 words, folded it in an envelope with a #50 naira note. Gave it to her kid brother to deliver. On getting to school on Monday the girl came with her friends to disgrace and warn me and threw my epistle and 50 naira at me.... was so shameful...now its so funny to think i wrote such letter to woo a girl i barely talked with. Chuldren sha.

U must knw hw to write an Essay bro.

RadicallyBlunt:
Peju na my 1st crush for ss1, I burn my mama airtime finish 4 midnite on call with her. Gsm just come out that time. My mama nearly kill me d next day upon say she no gimme chop money go sch.

I starved myself for her, she dey fat, I dey lean. Me weh never chop shortbread and pringles b4, I bought 2 each for her just to impress her. That nite 1 black man tell me for dream say I mumu; say how I go give woman wetin I never chop for my life b4. So I hide inside toilet chop all d buiscits and pringles finish bcus my mama must not see say na wetin I dey use money buy be that only to reach sch d next day and notice she's already bought pant and singlet for me. I later realized she's not even bothered with wetin I get or perhaps she never sabi materialism then sha.

So hilarious!

STFUareyouGod:
I took bank loan to buy her Range Rover Sport


She dumped me the following month

Lol! She must be a bitch.

I'm sure both the ladies and the guys have done some hilarious things in order to impress, please and attract the opposite sex.

Some impress opposite sex with "borrowing of a friend's car", "Wearing an uncomfortable cloth and shoes" , "Trying to show your uncompleted packs" etc.

In a nutshell, just share with us, hilarious things you've ever done to impress A guy or Lady.

Lemme first start the Kick-off..

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*clears Throat*..There was this girl in my school that had been noticing for a long period of time...
Am a guy that don't live above my limit buh this girl made me do the unexpected in me..

I promised to make sure I get hold of the girl by impressing her though am a Shy type of a guy..

I borrowed a friend's car without considering the repercussion of it and I haven't finished my tutorials on how to drive buh I do know little of it..

After lecture, I quickly went to where I parked the car and drove the car down to where the girl is waiting for a cab.I stopped beside her and asked "Hey babe! Where are you going"?..
She said she's going to her hostel not that very much far from where I stay.

I requested if I can give her a ride and she replied "No problem".

I was chatting with her almost forgetting I was driving..Almost getting to her Abode, I collapsed with a parked car alongside of the road.

I was terrified like "OMG, What a mess".The babe just walked off like "What concerns me".

I was almost beaten that day buh Thank God I was freed.
My friend almost killed me for destroying part of his car...

Feel free to share yours.

I pray they re-unite oo.

How will I participate with "Dance With Peter Season2" that have been working and preparing hardly for.

May God help them.

Wetin person no go see for Africa. ** Abeg Man Must Live

I was here..

falconey:



My favourite #pretending to like sport#

funny in football when foul is committed at the middle of the field and she shout PENALTY!!!!!!!!!


Great piece danceville

Lol! Bro.
When the ball has been scored and she shout "Waw! Goalkick".

Idydarling:
yes we do

...I dnt believe there is. Even if there are Real girls, they're so rare to find..

Idydarling:
yes we do

...I dnt believe there is. Even if there are Real girls, they're so rare to find..

Tell me more Op. The thing wey person don hear couples of time..
Waiting for counter thread. Lol!