₦airaland Forum

firstEVA:
which are you familiar with?

[size=58pt]SIMILE

For example: You are as greedy as a pig [/size]

so which where you using again

booqee:
isn't he supposed to give you one car..u say? like seriously? he should just dash u one whole car like that while your still a girlfriend? how much did u give him when he was buying it? seriously I'm trying to understand this shii!!!

u know wat babe, gimme his number let me call him....

I need to warn him to run far away from u because he might end up marrying a gold digger!



be nice and gimme that number...

she would be nice...
trust me...

and lest I forget.
happy birthday

firstEVA:
I used trek around figuratively.

dare I ask?
what figure of speech exactly?

tyconcepts:
Restocking..... Be a part of the trailer ...Yes its a trailer.


Seaming>>>>>

Steaming>>>>>

Streaming>>>>>

TYCONCEPTS

abeg restock quick...

abeg abeg abeg

noted

stanisbaratheon:
if i dey lie ask your own sisters too.

oh beautiful!

firstEVA:
So you're marrying because of food? Smh, if you truly love a woman, whether she can cook or not will not be an issue, my dad always told us that he thought my mum how to cook, that's love.

You sound like a glutton btw

that's true oh!!
my dad taught my mum how to cook too...
love truly covers a multitude of incompetencies

firstEVA:
she's a whoree because she likes sex? U must be high on cheap drugs.

either that or fake drugs.

firstEVA:
so when you find that special chef of a woman, but has bad character, you'll definitely go for her since ability to cook is the ultimate by your standard

lol... you are mouthed

MizMyColi:
Fellow Nigerians:

I have a question.

Is it ever possible to satisfy the typical Nigerian man in this day and time?

lol...
a big [size=48pt]NO[/size]

stanisbaratheon:
yea true but the sex drive in men outweighs that of women. #fact

lol...
i didn't argue that with you.
did I?

stanisbaratheon:
even if it's copied Op is right

lol....
so your sisters

1. hate bosom feeding their Babies but Like
bosom feeding their boyfriends.
2. like saving most but they are the best spenders and most often they spend for no reason.
3. like Dressing in very short Mini-Skirts but they keep pulling them down to their knees as they walk.

?

EroticAngelina:
how many cases do u hear of men molesting ladies?? and don't u know that even science shows that men's s£xdrive is by far higher than that of girls? hmm.

you would hardly hear such cases because women know they don't have the physical capabilities to overpower men....

if they did, the story would have been very very different!!!

Tallesty1:
@Emboldened. So women don't rape men? Stop saying what you don't know.

Women need sex as much as much as men do.

SECONDED...

Rollyluv:
SIX TRUE AMAZING FACTS ABOUT GIRLS
1. They hate breast feeding their Babies
but Like
Breast feeding their boyfriends.
2. They Like saving most but they are the
best spenders and most often they spend for
no reason.
3. They like Dressing in very short Mini-
Skirts but
they keep pulling them down to their
knees as they walk.
4. They claim they are not interested in a
man's
wealth but again they swear not to date
broke guys.
5. They Claim to hate sex but once they visit you
and
you dont give it to them, they will never visit you
again.
6. Once they tell you that your ugly,
they take it
as a joke but once you tell her that she is ugly,
she
will never forget in her life time. True or False?

I have a feeling this thing's copied from somewhere...
@OP do you mind adding the source?

stanisbaratheon:
bia this ain't fb just leave me for body Oo

ehn ehn...


okay!


back to my question...

how does that affect churning out first class?

stanisbaratheon:
So this is the reason you were yearning on following me up on Nairaland God is soaking your cain in petrol...

yearning? you wish!!!

about God?

LMAO

He's prolly too busy running the world to think aboit doing that!!!

ツツツツツ

stanisbaratheon:
It's really hard to explain. Some might say it's the school system but i think so many factors are to blame talking from an Engineering student point of view. Some of the courses they do teach in Uniport are totally irrelevant (eg. fortran).

errrrrrmmm...
how does dat affect churning out first class

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akinsadeez:
then after fixing the price the competitors will come back. simple. Remember that this price slash is not inclusive of VAT. Maybe Dangote doesn't have a sinister motive behind this. Why are we Nigerians always so cynical?

honestly, I wonder...
I can't quite comprehend the cynicism

Cutehector4u:
I dey go buy one trailer load of cement kip for house

hope you know that that adds up to 600k

jennylove7575:
I used to think I have closed friends until I became broke, then I realised they are fair wheather friends..now am wiser. I have friends but not carried away I often watch with...

that looks like with teeth wide open!!!

misszainab:
oh sorry! I meant to say older! He's 3yrs older than me

oh and you are sacred of what exactly?
how smart is he?

misszainab:
He's three yrs younger than me.

uh oh!!!
and he's intelligent...

misszainab:
What if he eventually leaves me for someone younger. This is what I see happening in relationships. Is it really worth it staying faithful when he'll eventually leave? I'm really not certain. My instincts tell me to just have a balanced equation.

is he younger?? /

tyconcepts:
Drop it

Live in Warri this afternoon....@ Sizzler's Fast Foods with Danchuzzy talking biz, life, acada and Nairaland. Lively cool dude all the way from Port Harcourt.
We have have Oneplus One 16gb, Doogee DG310 & Romoss Sense4 10400mAh on lock down.

Fun Danchuzzy....Fun TYCONCEPTS (That kind combo)

honestly? it was fun all the way...

Madam TYconcepts has got hospitality beaming all over her...

once again thanks for yesterday!!!

Rating: ★★★★★

tyconcepts:
If I don't take care of you guys/ladies who will ??

Dettol

tyconcepts:
I no fit forget, its embedded in my brain.

7pcs of Doogee DG310 I brought in last week Thursday got exhausted by Saturday Its a hot sell.
We can arrange for it to come with that special order of yours.
As for power bank, its in stock.....Romoss Sense4 10400mAh.

wow!!! the Doogee phone na real hot cake oh!

thanks for taking out time to attend to your people this way...

I don dey watch you since and you are obviously GREAT at it! thumbs up!

I really appreciate your responses