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tintingz: 2go: you can't receive offline massage on your phone, you can only share pictures and go to 2go chatroom.

Whatsapp: you can receive offline messages, share voice note and videos.

I prefer Whatsapp

baba uzez: Guy jxt try maintain d required CGPA ooo(60%gpa)...make dem no fall ya hand

NnamdiN: I have never had a best friend. No one ever graduates to that level, they always fail one important test or the other. I'm better off on my own.

ajas baba: Strictly for Adults and Fresh Couples... Sometimes daring to be a little different can really help you out. Being like everyone else never pays out in a great way. Men like women who are different, so much so that many a times, the weird things that you do, can attract them majorly. The likes and dislikes of the two sexes differ in approach. So, here are some of the weird and surprising things that attracts men in women. 1.Do not be dolled up always! It is true that men like beautiful women. However, it really turns a man on when a woman dares to be herself and walk out clear in the light in her own real skin. Once in a while, take all that makeup off and walk to your man like you really are. He will not only be turned-on by it, but will also appreciate you more! 2.Be his visual delight Common is boring. Being different always attracts the eye. For the married, while in your bedroom, do something that is different from the usual stuff; something different from what your husband is really expecting of you. Try walking into your room wearing one of his shirts and without anything underneath. He will be turned on with the first look itself. Try different types of lingerie. Wear a corset at times. Go for something more classy like garters or fishnet stalking. Also, try wearing lingerie that does not match. It is a recent fashion trend much appreciated my men. 3.Do not always be dominated! Well, men like to dominate and that is true, of course! However, they appreciate it, if you turn the table occasionally. While in bed, make the first step. Do not always be subjugated by your man. Sometimes, take the command in your hand and rule him. He will appreciate your confidence. 4. Men like curves In the run to be skinny, women have almost forgotten the charm that lies in being curvy. However, men have not! To them, the idea of a skinny woman is daunting rather than sexy. So, ladies, work up on your curves and charm your man. 5.Confidence and wit is a great turn on! A confident and intelligent woman is a great turn- on for any kind of man. Do not hesitate to show your confidence or your wit. When he makes a joke, laugh at it, and with your wits, make it funnier. Provide him with a repartee when he is least expecting. Make yourself irresistible by looking at his eyes and putting across your point. Ooze out confidence and your man will shower you with his love and appreciation. 6.Bedroom Diva! Now this one is a major turn-on for any guy. For the married, after getting intimate dare to walk in your bedroom unclad and not with a whole sheet draped on your body. This will literally melt your man! Also, sometimes, talk dirty and show your sensual openness. Do not think about your looks all the time, a man likes your out-of-the-bed hair or smudged kohl eyes much more than the prim and proper you! Stay casual and he will be more comfortable in your company. Remember girls, men are visual creatures. So, show your sensuality and express your wildest fantasies because that is what men like. By ajas baba

PAPA AFRICA: What do you look like onila?

onila: mama africa

xynerise: Hope you are rich?

tnktosin: @Tyson99 chill bro, leave d madman to his opinion.

And someone on this thread thinks quoting Steve Jobs means you're suicidal

Baybe: Why are you sorry?

Cumreal: Okay so this girl invited me over to come and visit her for the day and sleepover at her place. We have been chatting for a few months before then and she has been sending me signals like she likes me, flirting etc also told me that she had broken up with her boyfriend (maybe that's why she was chatting to me). So when i go and visit her the flirting increased and we are on her bed together chilling then i make a move and try to kiss her, and then she begins drama and she tells me she cant do it because she has a boyfriend bla bla and that she is not that type of girl. WTF? My question is why the heck would she invite me over when she knows she has a boyfriend? Also why would she not tell me beforehand that she has a boyfriend. I had the impression she was single based on what she told me. After i left her place back to my place she starts texting me that she misses me!. ARE YOU DAFT.


I haven't even replied her messages since then.

babadem2much: Habaaaaaa!! xo na only hausa man d call wrong lamba? watof some yoruba ppl dem wey if dem juz kol u d 1st tin na baba ibeji tanie talonsoro n so on but me i be half cast sha but i get root die!!!

Yoruba People SHOUT Over The Phone,

Igbo people LIE Over The Phone,

Hausa people call WRONG Numbers.

demelza: Why have the stadium fall apart and then rehabilitate? It would be best if a private company with a reputation is kept in charge of the routine maintenance. It shouldnt be a one-off thing.

lawizle: BIS and not BBM is d reason why ppl are hooked on to blackberry...so until android reviews their tariff plans..blackberry still gonna rock africa..

Okaka27: 512mb ram is too low for multi tasking?

OCTAVO: https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-forum/weird.gif

SlyIg: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN POST AND A NAIJA post on a thread!
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from Uk, i
love my husband so much and I can do Anything to
please him... But recently I am falling for his
cousin, what should I do?
COMMENTS:
*James silva : I think u need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.
*Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that.. Have
been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and
face the fact that I am married. *Michael paper :
well just remove your mind from him and make
your husband do the things you like in his
cousin..
NAIJA PAGE ! My name is Aminat, i stay in Abuja,
married with a kid, I think I am falling for my
husband's cousin!
COMMENTS:
*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food?
*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to womanhood..
shame on u, idiot
*Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike?
*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for me too, call my
no 0708312455
*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all,
better go find something do with your life, fall
koor, stand nii
*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb
charger
*Amaka Achebe : Ur a
prostitute, u need deliverance !
*End Time Tinz......
KAI NIGERIANS SMH.

JeffreyJamez: Mr SeunPayne can th custom ROM work on the pHantom A2?