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BusinessRe: Why I Broke My WEMA Alat ATM Card And Stopped Going Cashless by danchuzzy(m): 3:12pm On Jun 05, 2020
Shoodboi:
I don't know which is worse between GTB and WEMA. I had a similar issue with GTB and couldn't contact them.

Their contact email address doesn't go. And whoever is running their Twitter help page is clueless. That one just kept sending me images of a POS machine and what to do in case of a failed POS transaction.
Do you have an internet banking profile with GTBank.

That shit saves a lot of stress.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by danchuzzy(m): 8:31am On Jun 03, 2020
deepwater:
You are stupid


I will come back to tell you why.

Just hold this one first - you are very stupid
grin grin

Easy ma'am.

Dayummm
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by danchuzzy(m): 10:59am On Jun 02, 2020
intruder15:
I am responsible for what I say. You are responsible for what you understand.
grin grin Aiit mate.

Aiit! cool
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by danchuzzy(m): 12:34am On Jun 01, 2020
intruder15:
Well, with respect to the reason why cars in a country may be cheaper when compared to other countries should be as a result of their standards. Some countries phase out cars earlier than others. E.g, Japan may have a policy not to allow cars older than 10 years to be driven in the country while for another country, it may be 15 years. Meaning the scrap value of a 2009 car in Japan will be lesser than the scrap value of the same car in another developed country. Other factors may include the country's revaluation policies.

Oyibo good o. E no be like here whe cars of 1997 still de road huh huh
Are you saying no 1997 cars on "oyibo" roads?

Reason am well bros.

E make sense?

If no, e get why.
CrimeRe: Court Stops Ondo 16-Year-Old Girl Forced Marriage To Islamic Cleric As 9th Wife by danchuzzy(m): 10:09am On May 23, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Nice one

Despite the fact that i agree with multiple wives

But I don't support this

She is too young for that


The brother to that girl must be a real niggarrr
undecided undecided
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Angry With Me Because I Bought Underwears For Her Niece by danchuzzy(m): 11:43am On May 05, 2020
NextD18:
You might have done something good for the said niece, but you psychologically grew suspicious looks for yourself before your wife.

Imagine your friend buying G-string for your wife or your colleague buying bra for your 15 years old daughter. How will you feel? It is very wrong to do the right things the wrong way.

And if I may ask, how did you know her boobs and ass sizes before buying her underwears?
Did you read the OP?
RomanceRe: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by danchuzzy(m): 10:35am On Apr 15, 2020
Ayomideayo:
Is there a way u can edit that quote.. Cos I am finding it difficult to delete it now
Done
RomanceRe: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by danchuzzy(m): 12:06am On Apr 15, 2020
Freelane33:
Okay .i’ll write you now
You can delete her quote now. So her email stays private... Just saying. Cheers
RomanceRe: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by danchuzzy(m):
Ayomideayo:
cool
Delete it now to avoid stories
FoodRe: What Food Items Are Taboo In Your Traditional Nigerian Culture? by danchuzzy(m): 4:37pm On Apr 14, 2020
Ishilove:
Snails. Ukwuani land.

I've never eaten snails, will never knowingly eat them. If one unknowingly eats them, you're supposed to induce vomiting. If you can't, you're to go for ceremonial cleansing.
So you are Ukwuani? Ukwuani ebei?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Address The Country At 7pm by danchuzzy(m): 2:53pm On Apr 13, 2020
grin grin

Until then...

Houston! We have a problem.
FamilyRe: The Radfords: UK's Largest Family Welcomes Baby No 22 Amidst Coronavirus Crisis by danchuzzy(m): 12:17pm On Apr 13, 2020
Amanee:
This is foolishness
angry
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmad Begs Elon For 100 Ventilators by danchuzzy(m): 3:35pm On Apr 02, 2020
TaminaliaCatapa:
Is this not shameful? Despite the donations in billions? Or could we conclude those donations are audio



https://twitter.com/bashirahmaad/status/1245672899278712832?s=21[/quote]Una matter dey tire person. Withing Tesla delivery regions!!!!

How many Nigerians use Tesla?

Nay! How many Teslas have been delivered to Nigeria?
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by danchuzzy(m): 3:33pm On Apr 02, 2020
Daum:
E don do eeeee
Normal Nairaland behavior
After I told you I was older than you on this platform you come begin type epistle gimme.

If you like continue
I no go answer you again
No quote me again abeg
Your brain dey leak water niiii? undecided
EducationRe: Names Of JAMB Candidates Involved In Exam Malpractice In 2020 UTME by danchuzzy(m): 7:40am On Apr 02, 2020
Medunah:
Examination by proxy?
I think that means getting someone else to write for them.
PoliticsRe: COVID19: Umahi Bars Ebonyi Indigene Returning From China by danchuzzy(m): 1:05pm On Mar 25, 2020
Witcher:
https://thenationonlineng.net/umahi-bars-ebonyi-indigene-returning-from-china/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
Why on Earth do people think blood samples are used for CoronaVirus testing? �
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by danchuzzy(m): 9:16am On Feb 29, 2020
2shure:
Nonsense thread.hes becoming a greedy idiot. Thread reads 1.2 or less but cars are sold at inflated prices. Nonsense
I'd try not to insult you.

In the beginning, when he started the thread and created the topic. He was putting price at landing costs. Excluding clearing/customs or whatever you may choose to call it.

Now the quoted price is the price to land the cars and clear them. I guess this happened because people wanted to have an idea of what the total sum of getting a car. And imho it makes sense.


If you think the price is nonsense, do me a quick favour. Check the price of the cars now, and subtract the amount it'd take you to clear and see how it goes.

I'm pretty sure you'd see that most of the prices are still within the N1.2m price range.

You don't necessarily have to tear someone apart to criticize them.

Have a good day chief!
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle Moms And Their Unending WhatsApp Broadcast? by danchuzzy(m): 3:18pm On Feb 23, 2020
Teddiie:
Lol ..Funny enough I can't relate cos my mum doesn't send Bc..In fact she hates when they are being sent to her sef..

So she doesn't send to people
What God has done for you.

You have to tell it on
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by danchuzzy(m): 12:41pm On Feb 16, 2020
KINGreignn:
Thanks for enlightening fellows here my dear brother, ignore the troll.
Amdman, great work you're doing. More blessings.

Kingreignn, I want to ask you a question off topic. How can I reach you?

I've been following you from the Lexus group Oga Mike.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by danchuzzy(m): 12:51pm On Feb 04, 2020
AK481:
Sorry, I just discovered this important thread.

Is 1.6m total package including clearing?
Yes sir
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by danchuzzy(m): 4:07pm On Dec 01, 2019
Eddee:
Ana danchuzzy etịn̄ ikọ ke mme usem owo man otodo enye etịn̄ ikọ esịn mmọ ke esịt.
Lmao..

Bros no ves.

As you mention Ogume just pique my interest.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by danchuzzy(m): 6:29pm On Nov 29, 2019
Eddee:
Dis one wer our neighborhood Internet fraudster wan buy Benz. E be like him ogume don finally deliver client grin grin
Bia onye ebei ki bu?
Car TalkRe: Innoson To Meet With Boy Who Re-designed IVM Logo. by danchuzzy(m): 9:11pm On Oct 16, 2019
Pretty impressive. I wish the young lad the best!
EducationRe: The 2020/2021 Commonwealth Scholarship Plan Application Is Out by danchuzzy(m): 10:10pm On Oct 05, 2019
OrDan:
Not true!

1. There is no aptitude test. The Federal Scholarship Board only conduct interviews
2. The FSB only nominates
3. Any body prior invitation to the interview MUST apply, write the essays and submit on the portal.
Lol.

Is this FSB the Federal Scholarship Board or another one?
CrimeRe: Victor Ojionu: Yahoo Boy Who Bought N125m Houses During His NYSC, Confesses by danchuzzy(m): 1:47pm On Sep 25, 2019
jayson87:
the guy said he designed payoneer... LWKMD
grin grin grin
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by danchuzzy(m): 4:55pm On Apr 23, 2019
LoJ:
Modath tolzeal

I had a phone issue with my US number. I quote just to let you know that I am genuine. Mizmycoli, Hahn HardMirror, FrancisAdl, and many others have dealt with me and can vouch. funlord has escrowed me Many times.

Cc Mariesio torywoods
How can I contact you?
Technology MarketRe: MAKE ORDER, WE SHIP 4 YOU, BUY FROM USA/CHINA ebay,amazon,$4/Ibs MAYORALL by danchuzzy(m): 5:09pm On Mar 29, 2019
Hey boss,

I need this items

What's it going to cost to ship to Eket, Akwa Ibom State.

1)

https://www.amazon.com/Bose-SoundLink-Portable-Bluetooth-739523-1110/dp/B06XNKKT4K/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=2DFE1THVS7MFG&keywords=bose%2Bsoundlink%2Brevolve&qid=1553875517&s=gateway&sprefix=bose%2Bsoundlink&sr=8-3&th=1&psc=1

2)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B074W33GTP/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&th=1
Technology MarketRe: ✔️"Create the Perfect Home Entertainment Experience | TVs & Installation"⚙️ by danchuzzy(m): 12:07pm On Feb 23, 2019
So I've got to recommend this guy. His dedication and commitment to excellence, customer satisfaction and going the extra mile is commendable.

Referred him to a friend who needed a sound bar late last year. He delivered.

Picked up a TV some days back. All the way to Port Harcourt. This guy also delivered.

Things went south initially, but GraceGlory went against all odds to pull this off!

I'm impressed and look forward to doing more with you!

Cheers to better deals man!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by danchuzzy(m): 12:13pm On Feb 10, 2019
maestro09:
Pls who knows wether graduate interns are converted to contract staffs after their 1 year internship elapses in ExxonMobil?
It happens on rare occasions.

If there's an opportunity while you are rounding up. And if you show promise.

Of course you can't overrule the God factor.

Where are you undergoing your internship?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by danchuzzy(m): 9:09am On Feb 08, 2019
tempest01:
Your friend is wasting his time. There are serious background checks and all copies of required documents will be filed.
I beg to differ. He was sent an invite despite his 2:2, I mean he wrote the test. I know first hand that Mobil is more interested in COMPETENCE than in "QUALIFICATION".

You can quote me anywhere.

Cheers

***Edit:

Don't bother quoting me. You'd not get a response from me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by danchuzzy(m): 9:40pm On Feb 05, 2019
OTEGA1:
They called in Tuesday I think 30th for interview.I was expecting 4weeks as they said but in 5days they call already.

So many found folks I know who wrote the test were not called it makes me wonder how they called very few folks criteria dry used is Wat keeps me wondering.

If masters in peterolum masters cannot pass a subsurface test

And masters in drilling cannot pass a drilling skills test
I wonder the folks that will pass the test.

No God get power.
Those with experience backing up their masters maybe
Technology MarketRe: Original Phone Chargers ★★★ QC3.0, PD & Fast Chargers ★★★ Nationwide Delivery by danchuzzy(m): 10:46am On Jan 27, 2019
optimised:
You can use either of the following chargers for your phone:
1.) Xiaomi QC 3.0 Charger 18w =N2,100
2.) Xiaomi Fast Charger 10w =N1,900
Both comes with micro USB cable respectively.
Contact me on whatsapp pls.
Thanks
How do I contact you?

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