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GeneralQuamdeen:
A qirl breakinq my heart don't shock me.. because i always expect it and i don't raise my expectations to hiqh to end up beinq dissapointed.. what hurts me is not her infidelity but her attempt to infidelity.

attempt at bros...
attempt at

Sugarpeaches:
Lol! And guys be like my fone was with my friend wen u called... I sent de money but mistakenly sent into another account cos I mixed up d ACC number,I will go to de bank on Monday to rectify it n dats de end! ...I don't have a girlfriend meanwhile his babe is your coursemate...and so on.

no be small thing ..
finally, our matter dey God hand.

and the guys above me where bore for 9 months by incinerators, have robots for sisters, dogs for Aunties, guys for lovers etc. right

hypocrites!!! all of you..

HYPOCRITES
shame!!!

*spits and storms out of thread *

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]No picture? [/color]

you done see am na...

Sugarpeaches:
1.She's just a friend
2.I swear I'm not dating any other girl!
3.I was not with my fone wen u called.
4.I like kissing more Dan sex.

girl you badt...
reminds me of,

my phone was on silent.... when na chinko phone she dey use

I was charging my phone in the room... when na self con she dey stay
..
I'm single, and searching... when she has multiple bf's not meeting her "standard"...

I just want true love... meanwhile she be born gold digger..

list goes on

bull crap

offspec:
I'm not here to list 10 this or 15 that but let's share in this thread favourite lies of opposite sex we know.
I'm a guy, so i'm representing the guys here:

1. He is just a friend
2. I'm on my period
3. I'm a virgin

Drop yours

I believe you

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi, what could it mean when my mother's male family friend wants to know how I'm doing in school?

He asked her how I'm doing in school and then my mother replied I am doing very good in school and then he came to our house few hours later to spend the New Year with us. He has never asked about me before. He has always behave like he has something against me. I was surprised when he even mentioned my name. What do you think precipitated this strange curiosity?[/color]

he wants to ask for your hand in marriage ...
shebi na wetin you wan hear?

RUBBISHHHHH!!

PervyByNature:
You were given a brain but u chose to use your assh.ole. Smh. God wont be happy

easy Bro. ah!!!!

peeparty:
u be woman?

eeediot... I've done that to a lady, and she slept WELL!!!

peeparty:
Another tot.but can women really sleep under such condition?

yes oooooooo

peeparty:
...men that rub your back and play with your hair ,until you fall asleep without demanding for sex are gift.cherish them the are rare to find in this age and time.

yes they fu..cking do!!

@op, bros you try jor...

MSItachi:
Which of these is accepted by eBay.

Please someone answer this question…

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Shipping within the US may take 7-10 business days.
Shipping outside the US may take 12-25 business days or more depending on your country I got mine within 30days.
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http://geeklogic.net/2015/05/better-alternatives-to-paypal-4.html

this is just an outfit of many colours. nothing more!!!!
but on care full observation, it looks like an oversized male shirt.
prolly size XXXXXXL

midolian:
Nigerians dey para o! Wetin come b the big belle wey dem put for their banner? Is that suppose to mean all/most men with big belly are corrupt/greedy?

Nice move sha...They truly deserve death penalty. This is because their corrupt practices have cost many(especially the poor) their lives and done enough damage to the country.

bros its plainly written there na...
GREED!!!!

lolllzzz...

he's definitely on fire for the Lawd!!!

ramdris:
Shuooo! Na my mouth u wan hear say GEJ dey nack Fuel minister? Abegi o!

hehehehe boss.. na question I ask u oh..
no hard feelings

ramdris:
And this is how a true first lady speaks. However, Oshiomole no marry dis babe for food o. That am 100% sure of.

okay he married her for what kwanu?
biko gwam!!!

totima:
What sort of backwards, village comment is this from a president elect's wife?
Nigerian media and lies!

me self I wonder what is backward here??

your comment sounds behind time.
makes one wonder the bush village you hail from!!!

those Ijaw people never baff!!

please I want to ship in electronics like a set of TV and home theatre system. which is the best shipping option

ymodulus, tutucious, koredex4love, goidtalk, mayorall, tyconcepts etc

we done hear oh

happy birthday Titugirl...

present

snowfish:
Mr danchuzy, you need that chemistry for admission into electrical electronics in nigerian universities.

nope its actually mechanical engineering. school's UNN

hmmmmm!!!!
wonders will never end...

LewisO:
H

fejikudz:
o

Richie0974:
...

Hardheolar:
.

SleekyP:
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see una life?

demmy0325:
..

Roon9:
4

Babzilla:
.

even three of you #smh...
you dissapoint me.

millionboi:
H

olusode97:
B

ahn ahn... what izit?
most you comment

Trailblazer1:
A certain man, Haruna Lawal landed on the hospital bed after having fun with a commercial sex worker in Ejigbo area of Lagos without paying.

Lawal had gone to a red light zone after reading online that the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes had declared a three-day free sex promo to celebrate the victory of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of the APC in the just concluded presidential poll.

DAILY POST gathered that Lawal, after having rounds of fun with the sex hawker all through the night, zipped up the following morning and thanked her for ‘driving him very well’.


Problem erupted when the lady demanded for her pay and Lawal reminded her of the ongoing promo announced by the association.

Angered by his submission, the lady whose name was given as Emmanuella strangled Lawal on his neck and demanded to for her pay.

“In the process of the struggle, Lawal slapped the lady and that attracted the attention of other prostitutes in the place who pounced on him and gave him the [b]beaten [/b]of his life.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/02/free-sex-for-buhari-man-beaten-to-coma-after-refusing-to-pay-prostitute/

I saw beaten (bolded) and thought it was a mistake from daily post. headed over and I could see was beating was properly used.
so @OP you can't even copy well ehn

Back to the story, the guy deserved what he got. Free sex kor, jara sex ni

please I need your help. my younger bro registered for this past utme. he opted and was registered for the following subjects:
1) English
2) Maths
3) Physics
4) Chemistry

This was printed in his examination slip.

But when he was sitting for his exams he was offered Geography instead of Chemistry.

This also reflected in his result sheets.

Would he be allowed to study Engineering with Geography in place of Chemistry?

If No, what can I do to correct that blunder?

Thank you very much.

SmartHanif:
For easier understanding look for Engineering Mathematics;K.A Stroud

Engineering Mathematics and advanced Engineering Mathematics both by K.A.STROUD do it for me any day and time!!!

would someone be given admission into engineering if he sat for English, maths, physic and geography (instead of chemistry)

englishmart:
nice pic. But what's the moral of this picture?

Honestly I dunno... yet the pooooo made FP.

#smh

cramjones:
Simple: Vote the incompetent leader out, for CHANGE is now inevitable!

-CramJones

Bros I think say you get sense before. now I know say you DULL!!!

What is the relationship between MTN spam messages and the questionable political change you are clamouring for

Werin concern fowl and toothbrush?