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RomanceRe: I Beat Up My Girlfriend And I Don't Feel Sorry For It Is It Normal by danchuzzy(m): 3:50pm On Mar 02, 2015
LewisO:
Needs to laugh at this first. grin grin

There most be something wrong with that girl, but the story looks kidding.
And there must be defo wrong with the op. Which grown man in this age beats a lady?

Arrruuuuu angry angry angry

Op you did absolutely stupidly.
RomanceRe: I Wish To Date A Biracial Guy by danchuzzy(m): 3:48pm On Mar 02, 2015
elantraceey:
Wrong huh
We know... He dude was just playing daft... Why don't you just tag alonghuh huh huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Which Nairalander Would You Spend A Romantic Holiday With by danchuzzy(m): 3:46pm On Mar 02, 2015
missclassy:
cheesycheesycheesy
Smh...
Does this mean PM's don't work anymore?
Technology MarketRe: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by danchuzzy(m): 1:23am On Feb 24, 2015
Madam Tyconcepts I'm hail thee...
Would give you an update of that stuff as soon as I install my whatsapp back.
RomanceRe: My Ex Fiancée Want Me Back For Wife But Am Married by danchuzzy(m): 3:08pm On Feb 22, 2015
Justdulla:
Hmmmn. Your already married nah, what advice are u seeking again,abeg live him for the millions of single ladies out there joor abi 'Is only You Waka Come'
Mehn seriously I wonder oooo
RomanceRe: 12 Signs You Are Falling In Love by danchuzzy(m): 3:02pm On Feb 22, 2015
Akin1212:
1. While reading this, there is
one person on your mind the
whole time......'~

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

3. You'll realize that you're always
smiling to yourself when you think about
them..

4. You'll get high just by their
smell...

5. He/She becomes all you think about

6. You'll start listening to SLOW
songs.

7. While looking at him/her..you
cant see the other people around
you...you can only see that
person...

8. By listening to his/her
voice...you'll smile for no reason.

9. While thinking bout him/
her...your heart will beat faster
and faster...

10. You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with him/her...

11. You'll walk really really slow
while you're with him/her...

12. You'll read his/her txts over
and over again...

JUST MY OWN OPINION
DON'T GET IT TWISTED, LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING
Dude... You, and whoever else believes this sh*t u wrote up here, is bleeping infatuated!!!!! tongue tongue

These ain't no freaking signs you are falling in love...

They signs that you are way in over your head...

My 2 shikom
RomanceRe: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by danchuzzy(m): 2:59pm On Feb 21, 2015
Kingklent:
a nun in romance section hehe
The thing baffle me ah swear grin cheesy
RomanceRe: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by danchuzzy(m): 2:58pm On Feb 21, 2015
Genea:
no i dont , am a nun
U r a nun?
U opened the thread.
Read the Op.
Commented on the thread.
Got a mention
And came back to comment again on the thread.

Please what type of nun are youhuh undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Take Alook At What My Fiance Did To Me (viewers Distation Adviced) by danchuzzy(m): 2:55pm On Feb 21, 2015
Spicylate:
which one is the viewers "discretion"?
Don't twist it na... He said distation... Just saying
RomanceRe: Weird Practices by danchuzzy(m): 2:52pm On Feb 21, 2015
yinkus4u2c:
5 - i av a sweet natural voice
8- it happens not because i planned it
grin tongue
Hehe he tell me it happens every time...


Pleeeassseeeeeee
RomanceRe: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by danchuzzy(m): 2:50pm On Feb 21, 2015
klassiquette:
That pounding of yam to me is for men o
Ehnhuh?? angry angry

Nails seffff
Technology MarketRe: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by danchuzzy(m): 12:05pm On Feb 21, 2015
tyconcepts:
ATTN :

Danchuzzy & Johnqueen ;

I got your whatsapp messages but before I could read & respond, my phone choose to freeze angry.....Am trying to sort it out plz. I will contact you guys when it comes up.


CC : Others.
#smiles.

See why I love you..


PS: TYConcepts has got the best after sales service I've seen.

Quote me t ur detriment
PhonesRe: 15 Reasons Android Phones Are Better Than The Iphone by danchuzzy(m): 11:15pm On Feb 01, 2015
Randerl:
whats ur apn. ?
web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
PhonesRe: 15 Reasons Android Phones Are Better Than The Iphone by danchuzzy(m): 12:07pm On Jan 31, 2015
Randerl:
shurlar50: set a new device connection in your phone(a new APN) thus:
APN: web.GPRS.mtnnigeria.net
IP address: 127.0.0.1
Port: 8080
Save it and tick it as your desired/default APN..After doing the above,
go to Google, search for simpleandroidserver apk and download/install it.
when you open the app, you should sight "settings" at the right edge of your screen. tap it and enter these configurations:
*PD proxy: 8080
*PD proxy host: 10.199.212.2
*Injection method: Get
*Query/URL: http://web.blackberry.com
Injection host: web.blackberry.com
Injection line: tap the enter key 4times(make sure the cursor ends at 4th line)
Log level: Debug.
Close settings and connect the app....you should be able to browse with it, provided you have an active bus/BBC Mtn plan
It didn't work.
Do you think its because of my already existing data plan?
PhonesRe: 15 Reasons Android Phones Are Better Than The Iphone by danchuzzy(m): 9:50am On Jan 30, 2015
Randerl:
grin grin grin

16. ANDROID Platform let you develop your own innovative Data Plans. Eg MTN and GLO BIS.
Bros... How you take do amhuh?
Technology MarketRe: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by danchuzzy(m): 10:24am On Jan 25, 2015
tyconcepts:
Yes I ported for more security reasons and to a less prone to clone PB.
Nice... Nice!!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Feel Intimidated By Girls With Cars? by danchuzzy(m): 10:54pm On Jan 24, 2015
stanisbaratheon:
well it's not new that most women that are self-made ''independent'' are not totally submissive to their spouse and i think that alone can cast a discouraging shadow in the minds of so many men out there that may be willing to approach you.
All dis on na grammar.

Geezzzz! Hit the nail on the head my friend.
A word is enough for the wise .... grin grin grin
PhonesRe: 50 Greatest Andriod Hardcore Games by danchuzzy(m): 2:07pm On Jan 24, 2015
Flawlessangel:
yeah they are awesome.......just start with shadowgun: deadzone
But you need t be online to play shadowgun right?
Technology MarketRe: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by danchuzzy(m): 11:10pm On Jan 22, 2015
tyconcepts:
The Under listed Technologies Are Available On Sale @TYCONCEPTS ;

* THL 5000 = #46,000

* JIAYU G4S = #36,000

* DOOGEE DG850 = #28,000

* THL 4000 = #22,000

* ELEPHONE G4 = #20,000


* Leather flip cases for each of the listed phones available @ #1,000.

* Class 10 16gb SD Card = #2,000

* Pineng 10000mAh Power Bank = #4,500

* Pineng 20000mAh Power Bank = #7,000


Call/WhatsApp : 08036965028
I noticed u ported PB's ....

From Romoss t Pineng....


Why?
Technology MarketRe: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by danchuzzy(m): 6:21pm On Jan 20, 2015
sleemoon:
Not an assassin
Modified : Dancing sekem.. Na me open thread 102..is dat a revelation i ll reach 102yrs b4 dying?
Lollllzzzz sleemoon... Ya... A revelation indeed

Madam tyconcepts your boy remains loyal...
Technology MarketRe: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by danchuzzy(m): 8:36am On Jan 19, 2015
sleemoon:
The battery is 10000mah
Last me 2days conveniently
shocked shocked kill me!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by danchuzzy(m): 8:30pm On Jan 11, 2015
u neva cheee chomchin
PhonesRe: How To: Deactivate MTN CNN News by danchuzzy(op): 7:07pm On Dec 26, 2014
jennypha:
who brot d solutn ova dis cnn news money xhausta i fnk u alot
U r welcome grin
Technology MarketRe: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by danchuzzy(m): 10:21am On Dec 19, 2014
sleemoon:
I dey aiit oooo.... Cum join me take pepper soup nd malt


Ahn ahn boss...

Peppersoup and Malthuh??

Hian!!!!

RomanceRe: Girls: 6 Simple Signs He Wants To Be More Than Just Friends by danchuzzy(op): 10:17am On Dec 19, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
when he buys you a bb porsche for common easter angry
Lmfao grin grin
RomanceRe: Girls: 6 Simple Signs He Wants To Be More Than Just Friends by danchuzzy(op): 10:13am On Dec 19, 2014
iceberylin:
įŋçāşę
chimerase2:
incase of incasity cheesy
Smh angry
RomanceRe: Girls: 6 Simple Signs He Wants To Be More Than Just Friends by danchuzzy(op): 10:12am On Dec 19, 2014
olatunji390:
Really? You don jons. What if its lust?


I knowhuh?? embarassed
Jus goan pray!!! undecided


PetsRe: 5wks Male N Female Gsd(alsatian) Puppies by danchuzzy(m): 10:06am On Dec 19, 2014
How much?
RomanceGirls: 6 Simple Signs He Wants To Be More Than Just Friends by danchuzzy(op):

How do you know if a chap’s trying to hit on you or just being nice? Here’s a list of six basic signs to remember when meeting a guy at a social event. It’s not rocket science, just things based on my personal experience.

1. He’s more attentive to you than he is everyone else.

If you are at a party or some function where there’s a group of people and you notice he’s spending far more time with you than the bros he came with, he probably has a thing for you. If you are standing right next to your three best girlfriends and he’s only talking to you then he probably has a thing for you. What that thing is, I’m not sure.

2. He wants to know more about you. He listens.

He asks you questions. Then he responds with specific information about your answers.

“Oh, really? Why did go for a Sociology major?”

“What was your favorite thing about studying abroad in France?”

“Yeah, your boss does sound like a jerk.”

If he simply responds with a “That’s nice” or nods when you speak, then he’s not the one. It as if he responded “ok” to your 300-word multi-text message about your feelings.

3. He goes the extra mile to help you.

He opens the door for you. He offers to carry your bags up the stairs. Who says chivalry is dead? It might be in critical condition, but it’s still kicking. Actually many knights in the medieval days were only chivalrous to a woman in order guarantee the dowry, which might have included an estate and large sums of money, from their noble, future father-in-law. Not all of them, though. Well, some things never change. Nowadays, if a guy’s being super helpful, and abnormally so, then he probably wants your dowry, or at least your phone number.

4. He maintains eye contact.

Random aside: I’m curious as to how often women actually call men out for staring at their breasts and say “Hey! My eyes are up here.” Well, unlike those creeps, this guy looks you in the eyes. He’s also smiling at you. Constantly. And not that psychopathic Joker smile. You know the smile I’m talking about. He looks like he genuinely enjoys your conversation.

5. He tries real hard to make you laugh.

Key word “tries.” He doesn’t yet know your type of humor but he tries to make you laugh at any rate. A Family Guy reference. A joke about some wasted fool at the party. A quote from a trending YouTube video. Whether you actually end up laughing is something else entirely. But, hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?

6. He finds any excuse to touch you.

I recently went on a date with a chap who couldn’t keep his hands off me. Not in a sexual way, but, he would find any reason to touch me. He made me feel like an old lady every time we crossed the street.

I admit, I have a problem texting while walking in New York. (Admission is the first step). If I don’t stop now, it’s only a matter of time before I get hit. You can rest assured that won’t happen as long as this fellow’s beside me.

When the light would turn green he would put his arm behind my back and gently tug me with him. When it turned red he would hold his hand to my stomach and push me back. I didn’t mind. It was simply his way of showing interest. And saving my life.

Naturally, none of these are surefire ways to know if the guy likes you. However, it’s a safe bet that, if he does all 6 things, he digs you. (Now, whether he continues this behavior after you start dating is another story, entirely.)

He really could just be a nice gent, though. Maybe you just remind him of his sister…or his girlfriend, who was too busy saving the world from puking infants to make it to the party.
Source

RomanceRe: Who Is Mr.Right : Does He Really Exist? by danchuzzy(m): 8:38am On Dec 18, 2014
teekay12:
I couldn't have said it better, especially the 'getting married to your friend' part. Love won't always be there, its the friendship that carries the relationship.

Surprisingly, I find it quite strange girls then turn around and say, 'I only see you as a friend' and then go ahead and whine about not finding Mr Right.

Lmfao @ d bolded

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