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These two noisy people should stop disturbing us abeg.

When breeze blow, _________ (fill in the blank space)

Op why?

With this, do you know how you will scare many guys from taking the bold step of getting married?

Watch how the rate of impregnating girls will increase after this post

Hahahahahaha


Whoever initiated the suit should get ready to be visited by EFCC and DSS

See that tall lady.




The current Bride price for Nigeria Ladies In 2019 from the Ministry of Women Affairs;

1. Patience #157,000
2. Esther #7,200
3. Margret #28,000
4. Joy #9,800
5. Alice #15,000
6. Victoria #13,200
7. Maureen #46,000
8. Juan #82,000
9. Charity #3,200
10. Irene #62,000
11. Grace #21,000
12. Susan #free
13. Tina #6,350
14. Loveth #98,000
15. Blessing #8,980
16. Doris/Dorcas #32,140
17. Juliana #17,300
18. Emmanuella #81,000
19. Millicent #92,460
20. Cynthia #24,600
21. Racheal #2,600
22. Abigail #17,600
23. Jennifer #29,000
24. Rose #61,000
25. Winnie #82,750
26. Tabitha #79,250
27. Peace #Free
28. Ruth #1,200
29. Janet #24,960
30. Sarah #5,500
31. Rejoice #33,200
32. Gloria #41,000
33. Agnes #37,300
34. Lina #99,780
35. Ifeoma # Free
36. Comfort #49,000
37. Favour #92,880
38. Gladys #1,750
39. Christabel #37,500
40. Happiness #46,000
41. Dorathy #59,000
42. Vera #63,500
43. Becky #4,600
44. Lucy #16,000
45. Judith #2,500
46. Hannah #3,200
47. Florence #800
48. Martha #21,000
49. Queen #200,000
50. Lisa #45,000
51. Samantha #11,000
52. Freedah #free
53. Amaka #700
54. Angela #56,400
55. Norah/Dora #32,640
56. Destiny #79,200
57. Carolina #6,700
58. Miriam/Mimi #49,980
59. Hauwa #free
60. Aisha/Amina # 1 carton of ice fish
61. Vivian #7,000
62. Juliet #18,000
63. Chidimma #2520
64. Chisom #85,000
65. Onyinye #7,120
66. Ginika #3,250
67. Islamiat #12,000
68. Chinemerem #8,000
69. Priscilla/Prisca #19,250
70. Lilian #82000
71. Lizzy #105
72. Goodness #250
73. Ogechukwu #300
74. Chinwe #3,500
75. Ejikeme #320
76. Stella #3,650
77. Rejoice #5,600
78 precious #broom
79 Amarachi #Free
80. Adaeze #70
81. Chinelo #500
82. Sonia #750
83. Favourite #300,000
84. Sandra #free
85. Uwuma #50
86. Miranda #200
87. Trish #40
88. Nengi #400
89. Kate #1000
90. Linda #10
91. Nkechi #Free
92. Stephanie #OnCredit
93. Maltida #270
94. Tamar & Tamara #OnCredit
95. Faith #4900
96. Hope #309
97. Victoria #OnCredit
98. Lynn #80
99. Toyin #2egg & 1 indomie
100. Lydia #OnCredit
101. Shirley #OnCredit
102. Uche #Coke&gala
103. Jane #Shawarma
104. Christie #Goatmeatpeppersoup
105. Favour #20
106. Mercy #90
107. Eva #ChewingGum
108. Eve #Suya
109. Ella #Popcorn
110. Mabel #4bagsofpurewater
111. Jocelyn #3500
112. Jennifer #750
113. Aneesha #OneBoxOfNoodles
114. Joycy #Shawarma

As I see am nai me sef take post am O, this one them say na to help guys decide very fast.

Who stone me?

Damn

Hypocrisy.

95% of the people who effected the arre when given the opportunity without someone seeing them will "rush" them.

Lol.... See yarn abeg

Mad Men.

Oga sue those bastarrds

Okay na.

Keep smoking while fulani people wipe out your villages

Kuku tell us not to eat anything again na.

Okay but hope it's not the FG that will bear the cost of educating them?

For this man to say this, EFCC will soon find allegations against him.

Sanusi tried it and they silenced him

So sad.

Devil has amplified his problems

And stop lying.

Lying like some politicians can bring "divine" bleeding gum.

Gather here if

1. You came to check the name

2. You already know the region the name will come from

That's what they have been waiting for.

Force him to resign then come out to badmouth him

Many are ugly, few have the courage to be bold about it

To them. It's JOB WELL DONE

Lol all in Lagos abi?

Badamua

Overrated Spoilt brat

Okay, but when it's time to vilify the man they'll do it openly abi?

Wasted country.

Akuko.

Truth is so bitter. He couldn't face the truth.

Police is your friend indeed

Okay. What part of the country is the man from?

Is he from the north or the south?

If it's south then he'll get the CJN treatment.

Who understands what I mean?

Have you seen a hypocrite before?

If no, then see the poster below me

HISTORY OF APRIL FOOL

April 1 is named "FOOL'S DAY" after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He inherited and lost all his father's assets. He did 105 business in his life time. At d age of 19 he married a 61 old woman. She divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. So everyone started calling him as father of the fools. The 1st of April is actually dedicated to him since it's his birthday.

He used to read all kind of fake stories like you are doing now. You are angry because I totally got you.

April fool...

Enjoy your day.

HAPPY NEW MONTH and may this month bring more of God's blessings upon your life.

Amen.

Nice.

But pikin wey no go brush, no go brush.

Fear don de grip people o

APC has taught everyone the blame game

Lol

Hmmmmm.

Africa is cursed

Lol.

No more campaign after election. He has been used and they have achieved their aim.

Last time tinubu fell for buhari because buhari came for his birthday. Here comes another birthday and the master has abandoned his slave.

Bullion van Master has outlived his usefulness to the masters. Efcc will soon pay a visit