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#10 Humans & Dolphins Both Enjoy Sex

Most animals in the animal kingdom mate to keep the circle of life going, but not Dolphins. When you look at dolphins and humans side-by-side, they have absolutely nothing in common. Contrary to their physical appearances, humans and dolphins are the only species, on earth, that have sex for pleasure.

#11 No Sex During Menstruation

Menstruation is a natural occurrence in a woman`s life, but some men still don`t see don`t want to touch their better-half during that time. Experts say that about 70 percent of men refuse to have sex with significant other when she`s on her period. These men would rather receive oral pleasure during that time of the month.

#12 Sex In A Car

sexual intercourse can be performed just about anywhere. Even though most couples keep their sexual rendezvous confined to the bedroom, it`s not the only place to make a little love. The second most popular place to have sex in the U.S. is in the car. Just as long as your car is parked and you don`t accidentally hit the gas pedal, you should be fine.

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The Father Might Show Symptoms of Pregnancy

It's surprisingly common for a father-to-be to start gaining weight, getting morning sickness and even feel cramps in his lower abdomen. The condition is known as a sympathetic pregnancy or the Couvade Syndrome, which comes from the french word couvee meaning "to hatch".


http://pregnancy.about.com/cs/forfathersonly/a/couvade.htm

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Your Feet Can Grow Up To One Full Shoe Size


If you're wondering why your feet will get so big when you only gain 25 pounds, it has to do with the excess pressure on your feet paired with relaxed ligaments in your body. As your pregnancy wears on, your body starts to release the tightness of its ligaments to help with the birthing process. Unfortunately for your shoes, this also means your feet start to lose their arch and stretch out on the sides. The flatter, wider shape of your feet will probably be temporary, but if they grew too much, the change could end up being permanent. If your feet do stay a bit larger, it certainly will serve as a great excuse to buy more shoes

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You Don't Really Need To Eat For Two


Despite the widespread rumors that say pregnant women need to gain all the weight they can in order to birth a healthy baby, the truth is that most women will only need an extra 300 calories per day. That's equivalent to about one serving of yogurt and half a bagel. Most women only need to gain about 25 pounds throughout their entire pregnancy.

Of course, if you happen to be at the buffet and are having a tough time resisting the desserts section, go ahead and sneak a little extra. No one will give a pregnant woman a hard time if she pigs out


http://womenshealth.about.com/od/pregnancyrelatedissues/f/weightgainpregn.htm

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Contractions Don't Stop After Birth


Most mothers will have contractions for the first few days after birth. The muscle cramps are the body's way of stopping excess blood loss. On the upside, if you give birth at the hospital, you'll still be pretty drugged up and will probably barely even notice


http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/postpartum-care/PR00142

6. Your Sense of Smell Gets Better


During pregnancy, your sense of smell increases drastically, as does your sense of taste. Scientists hypothesize that this is to help pregnant mothers avoid eating small levels of toxins that might not be dangerous to an adult, but could be deadly to a fetus. As smoke, alcohol and coffee are all particularly noticeable to pregnant women, this theory certainly seems to be on the right path

5. You Really Will Glow


Saying a pregnant woman is glowing is a common expression, but most people chalk it up to the woman's excitement about becoming a mommy. As it turns out though, glowing skin is a very real thing for pregnant women. While you're pregnant, the amount of blood in your body will increase by 50%. The extra blood ends up showing through the skin in many areas, particularly the cheeks.

On top of this, hormones cause the oil glands to become more active, resulting in a softer, shinier appearance. When the increased blood flow combines with shine, the result is a noticeable glow.

4. You May Just Poop Yourself

During childbirth, it is extremely common for a woman to accidentally expel the contents of her bowels. There is a good reason for this –the muscles you use to push the baby out are the same ones you ordinarily use during a bowel movement. As if that weren't enough to get your sphincter ready to go, the baby directly pushes on the rectum as it makes its exit, helping to squeeze out anything near the exit.

In olden times, it was common for nurses to give enemas prior to labor, but this practice didn't end up stopping the mess from happening and often caused dehydration. These days, your doctors and nurses will be ready to help clean up the mess. In most cases, they won't even say anything about it so you won't know the difference.
It does make you think twice about filming the birth though, doesn't it?

http://pregnancy.about.com/od/laborbasics/f/bowelmovementinlabor.htm

3. Your Entire Undercarriage Might Need Stitches


The last place any woman wants stitches is in her taint, but many mothers have to get that area closed up surgically. Nine out of ten women have some type of vaginal tearing after birth, but there are many degrees of tearing. Some tears only require a little care or a few stitches, but the really bad cases go from the vagina all the way to the anus. Some can even affect the muscles beyond your anus. On the upside, tearing that reaches the anus is somewhat rare and only affects one in one hundred mothers.
Massaging the area prior to child birth can reduce tearing, but even then, it won't completely stop tearing in most people.
Suddenly, getting a C-section started sounding a whole lot more appealing, huh?


http://www.babycenter.com.ph/baby/youafterthebirth/stitchesandbruising/

2. A Male Fetus Can Get Erections In The Womb


Most mothers don't like to think about their baby boys getting erections, even when they are teenagers, but the fact is that many baby boys get boners while they're still in the womb. In fact, babies of both sexes are known to masturbate in utero, but boys are the only ones who can be caught while aroused on the sonogram.

If having sex while pregnant seemed a little creepy before now, just imagine what your baby is doing while you make love.


http://www.grouphealthinsurance.net/life-before-birth/

Whether you're a woman who hasn't yet been pregnant or a man who wants to better understand what an expectant mother really goes through, these 10 things that occur while a woman is pregnant are all strange and often disturbing. These are the weird things that happen during pregnancy that people probably won't tell you about.


1. You Could Be Pregnant For Over A Year

Most pregnancies last for about 9 months and doctors are likely to induce labor if pregnancy goes on too long. That being said, it is possible to be pregnant for a whole year. The world's longest pregnancy lasted 375 days, strangely, the baby was only a little under seven pounds.
It certainly puts a whole new perspective on being a few weeks late, doesn't it?


http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,797153,00.html

Opistorincos:
Abi na make dem lalasticlala and mynd44 come move am go frontpage

lalasticlala to move this to front page? No way. Reason: It's not about snakes

So I was minding my business when I saw this tweet.

What do you think about what the girl wrote??

Do you think the guy`s answer was appropriate or was he too harsh??

See pic below. . One thing I know is ireneony, and countrygirl won't do this.

My Ernest prayer is that it shouldn`t affect their farmalands.

Imagine flood in the house... Abeg o, make "nepa" no bring light around there before we start to hear different story.

gini??

Like seriously, how did we get here? What is our crime as a nation to be led by such a worthless bunch of leaders?

Minister of sports doesn`t know anything about sporting events or olympics? I officially give up.

This minister thinks his office job description is to come and wear red beret like one kind local boys scout abi local vigilante...

Oga if you don`t know your job please vamoose from there.


Nonsense

MilesLamar:
na wa ooo.. I don't trust sha.. I mean hw can one swallow a spray can?

Not swallowed through the mouth.


But "swallowed" through the space between the legs if you know what I mean... Look at the diagrams properly, in relation to the bones in the body

Last one..



SpongeBob SquarePants didn’t complete his trip to Bikini Bottom and instead wound up lodged upside down in the throat of a 16-month-old child.

This x-ray reveals a whisk that somehow found its way into a rectum.

This bug spray can probably won’t be useful in there.

She should have just bought a vibrator.

This X-Acto knife was wrapped in toilet paper.

A safety pin lines this poor individual's esophagus.

This nose hair trimmer wasn’t being used for its original purpose


Source: Imgur

This lightbulb may have reminded the medical workers of the Operation board game.

Is this the key to someone’s heart?

A decapitated Barbie makes a home in this person's body.

mtcheew


Which of the budgets? The padded one or the one that was approved using forgery?

This patient swallowed a toothbrush on a dare.

Swallowing your teeth is easier when you've got a set of dentures.

An Eiffel Tower keychain inexplicably winds up embedded in this person’s hand.



Source: Daily caller

We doubt there's much cellphone service here.