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5. You don go shopping. And as a person with "self control" you decide to be prudent in spending. For wia

4. You have made up your mind not to let anything come between you and your career. Then family reminds you of how you are still single and lalasticlala is also single and needs a wife

3. People are now complaining about your excess fat. So you decide to "burn some fat".

When laziness is in the blood you can`t help it

2. Then you decide to control how you consume sugary things.

Well, self control requires discipline. Halfricanadian will understand very well.

1. After going for a function and then you pledge never to wear heels again....

Well, its easier said than done

encryptjay:
Good evening sire, I appreciate the fact you read some of my posts (kinda surprised though).
So I'll drop my few deducting
Firstly, you mentioned Tecno W4 and if you're active in the phone section, you'll know it was really advertised there so it triggered my suspicion.

Secondly, you talked about the Band and went further to give a description of it with functions which made it obvious.

Lastly, you admonished us to get a Tecno wrist band; you didn't suggest any other manufacturer.
So don't be disappointed by my post cos I just reasoned with a different mind.

That's by the way but if your story is true, sorry about that. I hope you are bestowed with a good phone soon.

No skin pain bro. I've already agreed the guy won. I was stressing on the phone because of how people talk about it. I had to buy one. I carelessly read about the wrist band but didn't care much about it though. What is evening paining me is that the phone never reach two weeks wey I buy am!! Na only me waka come?? Wetin I do? Why didn't he steal my torchlight phone?

donvicky2007:
OP you have a good marketing skills.

I de Talk of my phone and contacts you de tell me marketing skills. Unless if you want me to market my product. See the link below

Came:
How much Tecno dem pay you for this advert? You try ooooo !!!!!

you too see the link below.

encryptjay:
Don't mind him. He thinks some people can't see through such petty schemes.
See marketing technique abeg and people dey fall for am
Ewwwww, OP try again.
The mod wey move this stuff go front page dull die

I usually read most of your posts, I never knew you could post something like this out of just your imagination without verification. See the link below and tell I prayer thee if that looks like a Tecno page. Cheers

https://www.facebook.com/RiettFood/?ref=bookmarks#

infogenius:
Just give it a try by explaining to them.
They may even call her to confirm before she is asked to call your other line
No sin in trying

Thanks. I`ll try is tomorrow. Also abeg you sabi how I fit block my stolen phone? Its a Tecno W4

infogenius:
eeya.It ain't your fault you lost your phone.
It's so unfortunate that it had to be you.

You may also try to contact the bank she paid your
money into and explain to the Manager or whoever
cares to listen to get more information she gave
while making payment.

Don't worry you will get over the loss in no time

She actually paid using internet banking. Can the bank freely give me her details?

Dam5reey:
The band only tell you when the phone is no longer close to you... Not when it is about to be stolen....

Always secure your phone..
I remembered it was named handsets... Always hold your phone
Also enable the security features on your next phone
Don't use earphones cos. For my eye a phone was removed from someone pocket without knowing..
Google can also help to block the phone..

How can google help to block the phone? Please I need it urgently.. The guy don de win me like 5-0 now.

jossiwan:
.

You`re booking space abi? i don catch you today

Just in case you have time, help me ask lalasticlala or obinoscopy to help me look into this thread. i`m looking for my customer

https://www.nairaland.com/3240934/how-lost-phone-lesson-learnt

Nigerians, while you are sleeping and snoring or even watching film.. This is what the Nigerian soldiers are facing in the battle field.. Gallant men

May God continue to guide them in order to keep us safe.

Kudos to the NA.

Drop a goodwill message for them

gsley:
Hp u don deliver the goods sha

No oooooo... Her number don lost

TundeSalamu:
I read somewhere on Nairaland that it is 20k.

Abeg where be that? i wan buy.

As I write this, I am feeling very hurt about my experience. Not because I lost my phone, but because of the circumstances around it.

This is how it went.

I prepare nutritious pap powder and sell to families. So on this fateful day, Tuesday 19th July 2016 I was on my way to deliver my product to a customer via waybill to Abuja.
After all the hustle around people I settled somewhere to make a call before proceeding, only for me to find out to my greatest shock that my phone was missing.

Sharp sharp, I used my torchlight phone to dial the number. Lo and behold it was switched off. My head wan scatter.

In this kinda economy, I hustle money to buy Tecno W4 na him person go steal am?

That the phone was stolen wasn`t what got me mad. What weakened me was the fact that the details of the person I was to waybill the stuff to was inside the phone that just got stolen. Which kind problem be this one?

The woman don already pay money o… Why devil wan try himself?

I didn`t know if I was to start cursing the thief or whatever. I felt defeated because I was not given a fair and level playing ground. The guy no pity me at all. Why didn`t he do the “pick-pocket” when I wasn`t carrying anything? Why did he have to wait until my both hands were full with load before he stole?. Just as there are rules of engagement in war, there should be rules of engagement in “Pick-pocket” .

Since economy is bad and no job, even the jobs people have are being lost, I hustle to put food on my table and not be a criminal na him person go steal my phone. If I was doing something bad when it was stolen I for no complain.

Another place I felt defeated was when I went to carlcare office Computer village ikeja to see if I can block the phone so that both of us won`t use the phone again but the lady there told me it can`t be done. Nairalanders, biko is there a way for a phone to be blocked when stolen or how a phone can be retrieved when you have the IMEI??

I also read sometimes online here, (though I was too occupied I didn’t pay attention) That Tecno has a wrist band (I don`t know the name) that can tell you when your phone is about to be stolen.
My phone runs on Android 6.0 and the wrist-band from what I read works on android 6.0. If I had the Tecno wrist band, it would have vibrated. And immediately it vibrated I would have known that something was wrong.

My Tecno W4 has an inbuilt battery. If I had known I would have used a lock code or lock pattern. That way if the thief was about leaving It would have vibrated and I would have called my number. Now since it has an inbuilt battery, the thief wouldn`t have been able to switch the phone off so immediately I dialed it would have rung.


Lessons you too can learn and what I should have done

1. Always lock your phone with a code or pattern
2. Always hold your phone when in a crowded place. No matter how deep your phone is, these pick pockets will find a way
3. Like my friend will suggest, use earpiece. He said that once you use earpiece, immediately your phone leaves your pocket, the thief will pull the earpiece which will draw your attention.
4. Once any suspicious person keeps following you, change direction.
5. Get a Tecno wrist Band

Suggestion
I`ll suggest Tecno and Carlcare should find a way to help people retrieve their phones when stolen. Or they should be able to block the phone when the rightful owner shows a proof. At least this will discourage pick-pocket in a way once they know they are holding a dead phone.

Guys please those who know phones very well, is there a cheap android phone one can get that runs on android 6.0? Any suggestion? Also how can I block my stolen phone?
Right now the thief is winning me like 3-0. I want to equalize or reduce it to 3-2 (football fans will understand)

Can someone please tell me more about it the Tecno wrist band for phones? Where can I get it? How much is it? And is it for only Tecno phones ?

Please I take God beg una. If you don`t know the answer abeg no derail my thread. Thank you.

Anybody close to Seun, lalasticlala, dragnet, puskin and honsule should please help me tell them to push this to front page so if the woman is a Nairalander, she will see this and know that I lost her number so she can dial my number. Her goods are already in keffi. I sent it to a friend so once I get her number, my friend can deliver to her. Keffi to Abuja is closer than Lagos to Abuja. Somebori help me oooo

So that was how halfricanadian and kingrex1 use toasting full my thread

A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friends house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be too busy throughout the day in the office, and gave her some money to use as taxi for transport.
He left for the office. The wife took a Taxi to the wedding reception,there she met a fine Girl and they got talking to each other.
Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the Girl asked the Woman how she was going home. She replied that her husband was too busy in the office to pick her up so she would use a taxi.
The Girl responded; "My boyfriend brought me here and would be coming to pick me up. I just spoke to him on the phone and he's on his way. Why don't you join me in his car and we would drop you at your house"The woman agreed.
A few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The Girl jumped into the front passengers seat of the car and asked the Woman to sit at the backseat, which she did confused and perturbed. Then the Girl introduced her new friend to her boyfriend.
When the man turned around to greet the woman, he recognized her as his wife. Nothing much was said along the way. He dropped the wife at home first as planned and proceeded to drop the Girl at
her house ...
The question now is: If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns home?
If you were the husband, what would you say to your wife when you return home?

Akuko.. Okay we don see am.... Can he please show us the working for the past participle of BEGIN? ....... Na joke o

So black that I can't even see his face again

Okay o

But when will Buratai be questioned and investigated?

ok

ok

So who we go believe?

I remember Jos was so peaceful before the hausa fulanis came to seize the state from the indigenes by force. But the finally woke up from their slumber

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