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These salad tongs ended up just as stuck as the vibrator they were used to fish out.


These girls self... Dem no dey hear word.

An analog cassette tape, from someone who presumably hasn’t upgraded to iPods.


Abeg how she take put am inside there?

Here’s one way to hold an iPod

A candy cane somehow makes its way up this person's derriere.

Buzz Lightyear explores the true last frontier. Don’t expect to see this in Toy Story 4

These fire tongs were thrown through the back of a man’s head and stuck out his forehead.

Sometimes the surgeons don’t remember all of their instruments.



Source: imgur

This pair of nine-by-four cm scissors slid down this man’s esophagus when he tried to use them as a toothpick.



Source: Smashing Lists

A man was stabbed in the head with scissors during a bar fight. He recovered.

This x-ray shows the stomach of a 22-year-old Chinese student who accidentally swallowed a spoon when a friend startled her.




Source: The telegraph

Learn a lesson from this New Mexico couple: Don’t hide an engagement ring in a milkshake.




Source: The sun

No surgery needed here: These nails were all passed without perforating internal organs.

A construction worker got this x-ray after complaining about a toothache. Turns out he shot a nail into his face.

A live artillery shell inside someone’s rectum.


Source: oddee

This grenade is live, reportedly swallowed by a terrorist who realized too late that the grenade couldn’t be detonated from inside a stomach.



Source: the sun


oladipo322 can you please help us call the anti bomb squad?

This knife lodged in a skull was the result of a 2008 robbery gone wrong.



Source: imgur


Omenka, I heard this is what herdsmen did to some people in benue

If you want to see images of the human body pushed to its breaking point and beyond, become a radiologist. After all, every harrowing ER trip involving bizarre objects that find their way into the body is documented in X-rays. And naturally, some of those images are pretty freaky.


So sit back and relax. If possible grab a bowl of pop corn


Here’s a collection of the most supremely weird X-ray images you’re ever likely to see:


Cc: Lalasticlala


52-year-old Margaret Daalman, whose x ray is above, swallowed 78 pieces of cutlery.


Source: The Daily Mail

Source: The sun

Source: Imgur

Source: The sun

A live artillery shell inside someone’s rectum.


SOurce: oddee

This grenade is live, reportedly swallowed by a terrorist who realized too late that the grenade couldn’t be detonated from inside a stomach.


Source: The sun

This knife lodged in a skull was the result of a 2008 robbery gone wrong.


Source: Imgur

Sit back and relax. You can get yourself a bowl of pop corn.

nawao

If they would bite without causing any harm, I wouldn`t mind.

Another fact is that mosquitoes prefer taller people because they exhale more CO2 just as the OP stated.


Best way to kill a mosquito is how this fox is trying to kill this bird.

plus here

and here

You’ve been doing it since you were 17, will do it with four to six people in your lifetime, and, even if you’re married, will still do it at least once a week. But how much do you really know about sex? huh??

The answer to that question may very well be “not a lot,” and perhaps that’s because there are plenty of weird sex facts that you just don’t want to know. Here are a handful that may keep you out of the bedroom for a while — or maybe not:




Sex can blow your mind -- literally.


Transient global amnesia is a sudden, temporary loss of memory that's not attributable to any common neurological condition. So what can cause it? Sex.

Along with a very short list of other causes that also includes sudden immersion in hot or cold water, sex can literally wipe your memory. Thankfully, the condition is rare, temporary, and not likely to recur.

But why does this happen? In a 2012 study published in the journal Stroke, researchers contend that a particular kind of tensing and straining mostly in the abdomen and common during sex can put extreme pressure on your veins and allow deoxygenated blood to flow toward the brain, causing it to essentially short out

Oga we no gree... Implementing things in the report your boss threw to the archives? Since they are sound policies, what about resource control? That one na "not sound" policy? Oga behave yourself o. Meanwhile, talking of state police, don't even bring that up because your boss BuBu won't agree cos it's gonna spoil his hidden agenda being carried out by Fulani militia from "Lybia". Stop giving us hope that will be dashed later just like you gave your APC supporters hope during the campaign.

Ok... So u mean they are lying on you?.... Just watch and see how Tinubu's dogs (Sahara reporters) will come for your head....

How To: Survive If You’re Lost In The Woods

When it comes to avoiding your own version of The Blair Witch Project, there are a few steps to wilderness survival that anyone can—and should—master.

1. Remember the Boy Scouts of America pneumonic STOP: Stop, Think, Observe and Plan. In general, this is a pretty good strategy for life.

2. Find water and make it drinkable: running water, like from a river or stream, is a pretty safe bet if you have the ability to boil it. If you’re lucky enough to get caught in the rain, find something to collect the very drinkable rainwater in. If you’re really stuck, use leaves.

3. Build fire and keep it lit. Gather dry twigs and branches of various sizes and use the smaller ones to build a pyramid-type structure, putting all your tinder at the center of it. Anything with glass — glasses, binoculars or a camera — can be used to light it, as long as the sun is out. If that’s not an option, you can Fire-Plow:

Find a piece of soft wood, and cut a groove into its base.
Place tinder at one end.
Use a hard stick to “plow” the end up and down in this groove to create friction.
As the tinder begins to smolder, blow on it to help it catch.
When the fire has caught, place more tinder and small twigs on it to keep it going.
4. Seek shelter. Caves are awesome, obviously, but if you have to build something of your own design, aim to make a Lean-To. Find a big branch you can lean against a tree and put some smaller branches at a 45 degree angle along the length of it. Then, cover it with leaves and other wood-dwelling objects. Moss is nice.

5. Stay alert to your surroundings — best to avoid being eaten by bears and stuff. If you are confronted with a predator, particularly bears (who live in the woods, do they not?) do not run. This encourages a game of chase which is likely to end with you being lunch.

6. When you’ve managed to get some rest and determined that no one is coming to find you, you’ll want to find a river or stream and follow it downhill — this is your best chance at re-entering civilization.

7. You’ll likely get hungry along the way. While obviously in a pinch, here are some things you should not eat while lost in the woods:

Things that smell faintly of almonds
White or yellow berries
Mushrooms
Thorns
Things that taste bitter or soapy
Clear leaves
Leaves in groups of three
Milky sap

Cc: dominique, Sissy3