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Felincous:
hmmmm still sounds incredible to me buh dats d bitter truth.

hmmm... I taste it, its bitter also but not true

Ramsey Noauh... Fine boy... Ur lie don charge my phone full

So many Maima around ready to collect people's husband

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I can't stop laughing... Enjoy your weekend Nairalanders

Here are 10 things you need to know this morning:
1. The Supreme Court, Friday nullified the election of
Senators Stella Oduah and Andy Ubah over pre-election
matters. Also nullified was the election of House Of Reps
members from Anambra State. Odua and Ubah are to be
replaced by Annie Okonkwo (Anambra Central) and Chris
Ubah (Anambra South) respectively.
2. Leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Nnamdi
Kanu, was Friday denied bail by an Abuja Federal High
Court. Kanu was sent back to Kuje Prison after the judge
ruled against his bail application.
3. The Nigeria Electricity Regulatory Commission, NERC, has
said a new tariffs regime for electricity consumers across the country will become effective on Monday, February 1,
stressing that the new regime will enable the power
distribution, generation and transmission companies to
acquire needed infrastructure.
4. No fewer than 10 persons were killed in a bomb blast that
occurred inside the grain market in Gomi international
market, Adamawa State on Friday. Report says twenty-eight
others were injured and taken to different hospitals for
treatment.
5. The management of Leadership Holdings Limited,
publishers of Leadership newspapers, has reportedly
returned the N9 million it received from the Presidency
through the Newspapers Proprietors Association of Nigeria
as compensation for the seizure of its publications in 2014.
This contained in a letter dated January 29 and addressed to
the General Secretary of NPAN.
6. Justice Uche Agomuo of the Federal High Court in Port
Harcourt Friday granted bail to twenty pro-Biafran
protesters. The accused were granted consolidated bail, but
each of them must present 2 sureties.
7. Students of the Obafemi Awolowo University, on Friday
called on President Muhammadu Buhari to probe the
activities of the university’s Vice Chancellor, Prof. Bamitale
Omole. They made the appeal in a message they sent to the
President through the Minister of Information and Culture,
Alhaji Lai Mohammed, who was at the university to deliver a
lecture, titled ‘Nexus between corruption and
underdevelopment of Nigeria’ at the University’s Faculty of
Arts.
8. Kogi State governor, Alhaji Yahaya Bello has reinstated 15
Local Government chairmen sacked by former Gov. Idris
Wada, for decamping to the All Progressives Congress (APC).
This was contained in a statement issued in Lokoja on Friday
by Bello’s Chief Press Secretary, Mr Kingsley Fanwo.
9. Three suspected armed robbers were on Friday morning
burnt to death at Orunu village in Ofu local government area of Kogi. Report says the armed suspects blocked the Orunu- Idah road junction and were about to start their operation when some youths in the area mobilized against them.
10. Former Ondo State Special Adviser on Information
Communication Technology, Engr. Tunji Light Ariyomo has
joined the governorship race in the State. The politician
disclosed this on Friday, saying that he joined the race to
make a difference.
Source: Dailypost.ng

Hmm... Any Maima wey go make me her Ice Prince, God go catch her like the way my brother catch crocodile so...

PubLlcEnemy:
Well like you said he had better answers becos he has worked for your company long enough. So what else do you expect? You that is "Mr know it all" will find yourself in some organisations and fields and see how dumb and daft you are when they ask you some questions. Why didn't you ask them questions relating to their fields of study? I am sure when you too were a graduate you didn't even know these questions you are asking them.
always quick to open those smelling mouth in criticism.

Why don't u ask the OP what's the question that was asked before all this ranting about

Youth corp member Joseph Godwin shared this beautiful
photo of his mum in his NYSC cap to celebrate her. The pic
has now gone viral with so many Nigerians crowning it
Photo of the Year!Saw this on Facebook and it brought tears to my eyes. A lot of us r not proud of our mothers,why? pls lets be proud of our mothers,my mum iya ular iya Laila can't speak English but she can speak in Tongues,she can't read or write but I wonder how she can read the bible,she didn't go to school but she has got great kids great graduates.

But Oritsefemi no try at all... That's the problem with most people esp celeb, you go suffer with Blessing when coming up but end up with Maima after pepper don rest.

You know if you spend so much on a man, stood by him
when he had nothing, took his shit and when he got made
threw you away; you just don’t let go like that, even though
you have moved on. That is the case of Blessing Rawa,
Oritsefemi’s ex-girlfriend.
Okay this is what happened yesterday, when Oritsefemi
posed with a book on ISIS and posted this;
“Life is kind of like a party. You invite a lot of people, some
leave early; some stay all night, some laugh with you, some
laugh at you, and some show up late. But in the end, after
the fun, there are a few who stay to help you clean up the
mess. And most of the time they aren’t even the ones who
made the mess. These people are your real friends. They are the ones who matter.”
His ex who got to read the post, then took to her own IG
page, posted a cute selfie and wrote;
“The look you give a fake friend that just talked about how
"Having Real Friends is what matter." Continue...
She then made another one almost immediately and wrote;
“...And I hope your GREED And ABUSE etc won't send the
REAL ones away.”
Lol, we understand, Blessing just let it go. There is GOD!
Source: www.bclems.com/2016/01/between-oritsefemi-and-his-ex.html?m=1

Call 911... Another madman on loose

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I love hearing Goodnews

Drink otapiapia... Greet Dagrin for me when u meet

Drink otapiapia

The painful truth is your boyfriend is a Yahoo guy... Works at night sleeps during the day. Let me know when they catch him

And some dudes will come here ranting their dirty mouth 'you're not suppose to touch her phone, its her privacy'. Privacy helped this dude. Mk I catch myself say I no go check my babe or side chick phone, If I smell something fish, I will clap my hands and shout 'Away'

And some dudes will come here ranting their dirty mouth 'you're not suppose to touch her phone, its her privacy'. Privacy help this dude. Mk I catch myself say I no go check my babe or side chick phone, If I smell something fish, I will clap my hands and shout 'Away'

Wow... My brother, trust me when I tell u u have no loss in helping ur brother or parent... It seems very difficult but u open better doors for urself. Sincerely just help them out, and forget u ever did something for them.

M

Same thing I think is happening to me. During NYSC I make an average 50k monthly but never pay tithe... Am without job since 2015 july... But I have learnt my lessons and I am certain a great job awaits me

Sorry

I sat up on my bed, confused as ever. I started counting my regrets, trading blames and making a whole lot of wishes. I regretted making love to Ella, I blamed the federal government for not scrapping NYSC and I wished I wasn’t posted to an all-girls secondary secondary school. An inner being scolded me: -nigga you need to stop all this psychosis and face your f**king problems!-. E Don happen be say e Don happen. I picked up my phone and dialled Ella’s number: Me- “Hello” Ella- “Hello sir” Me- “Is the problem really serious?” Ella- “Yes it’s very serious o. My elder brother based in Lagos has even called and said he is coming back next week because of it.”‘ Me- “Are you going to expose me?” Ella- “I don’t know o. I don’t know what my family is planning. I’m scared.” Me- “ok. Relax. are you coming to school tomorrow?” Ella- “maybe” Me- “please come, we need to talk” Ella- “ok. I will” Next day, I went to school to very early. Selected Students usually swept classrooms during the morning devotion. I came early, called the senior prefect and ordered her to assign Ella as my staff room sweeper for the day. The S.P and I were friends and she was one hell of fine & sexy girl. When Ella came into my staff room, she was sweeping slowly while we discussed the biggest problem in my life at the time. She confessed to me that she had a quarrel with her parents the day she spent the night in my house and that they were furious about her sleeping out. She however used one of her classmates as a cover- up by lying that she spent that night with her. However, her cover blew open a few days ago and her parents became suspicious that she might have spent that night with a guy. Her mother had threatened to go to a prophet and he elder brother was coming all the way from Lagos to unleash the dragon. Sweet Jesus, are you gonna let them kill me?. I had only one solution which was to find a mature female who would stand as an alibi for Ella. Else, I’m doomed!. Any female teacher would fit this role, but then I was like Nelson Mandela in this institution. I was well respected and seen as a perfect “example” of good and responsible young man. Any teacher would be disappointed to hear this and I couldn’t risk to leak this top secret. There was one person I could trust, her name was nkechi. Nkechi was one of the two female Corpers posted to the school with me. She was a loyal friend but I knew she would be disappointed to hear the story cuz she had lots of respect for me. But hey, I’d rather disappoint nkechi than disappoint nysc, my family, my principal, teachers and all the students… yeah, I’m serious! cuz that simple crime could get me dismissed from service. Nkechi was really disappointed but she agreed to help me. As agreed, she reported herself to Ella’s house and told her parents that Ella spent that fateful night at her house. Due to respect that the people had for corpers, they believed the story and that chapter just closed. Funny enough, nkechi started inviting me to her house almost every weekend but I never honoured it. NK, I’m really sorry, there was hardly a free Saturday. Lol. You saved me a great deal… God bless you. I swore never to have anything to do with Ella after that drama. Never say never. One Sunday morning, I had lots of academic work to do and needed someone to help me with the marking of some test scripts. I needed someone who was fast and fairly intelligent too and Ella fit in that category. I picked up my phone and called Ella. Twenty minutes later, she was in my room, helping me with script marking. Around two hours later, I just had the urge to release a little stress so I sat behind Ella and started caressing her soft huge bo’obs. She acted like she wasn’t in the mood (na lie, she bin dey vex for me) and I wasn’t in the mood to persuade her so I just enjoyed what I could. Half bread is better than none. While I was smooching n sucking, she was marking. If I did something sweet n sensitive, she would pause for a while then continue. Later on I just got tired and decided to play some por:n videos I found in her phone. We got talking about por:n n its effect in this generation and she confessed to me the por:n videos were all sent to her by a friend of hers in ss3 and she said the girl fuc:ks a lot. Her name was Juliet. I knew her through Ella, they were close and she was very young n innocent looking. Damn! I didn’t believe my ears!. That same girl had been bugging me for a long time but I always dismissed her cuz she looked too innocent… Like a Reverend sister. No, like holy Mary. There and then, I put Juliet on my hit list. Juliet used to check on me almost on a daily basis and I prayed she checked on me another day. A few days later, Juliet came into my staff room to check on me as usual. Juliet- “good morning sir” Me- “good morning. Excuse me …..”

I sat up on my bed, confused as ever. I started counting my regrets, trading blames and making a whole lot of wishes. I regretted making love to Ella, I blamed the federal government for not scrapping NYSC and I wished I wasn’t posted to an all-girls secondary secondary school. An inner being scolded me: -nigga you need to stop all this psychosis and face your f**king problems!-. E Don happen be say e Don happen. I picked up my phone and dialled Ella’s number: Me- “Hello” Ella- “Hello sir” Me- “Is the problem really serious?” Ella- “Yes it’s very serious o. My elder brother based in Lagos has even called and said he is coming back next week because of it.”‘ Me- “Are you going to expose me?” Ella- “I don’t know o. I don’t know what my family is planning. I’m scared.” Me- “ok. Relax. are you coming to school tomorrow?” Ella- “maybe” Me- “please come, we need to talk” Ella- “ok. I will” Next day, I went to school to very early. Selected Students usually swept classrooms during the morning devotion. I came early, called the senior prefect and ordered her to assign Ella as my staff room sweeper for the day. The S.P and I were friends and she was one hell of fine & sexy girl. When Ella came into my staff room, she was sweeping slowly while we discussed the biggest problem in my life at the time. She confessed to me that she had a quarrel with her parents the day she spent the night in my house and that they were furious about her sleeping out. She however used one of her classmates as a cover- up by lying that she spent that night with her. However, her cover blew open a few days ago and her parents became suspicious that she might have spent that night with a guy. Her mother had threatened to go to a prophet and he elder brother was coming all the way from Lagos to unleash the dragon. Sweet Jesus, are you gonna let them kill me?. I had only one solution which was to find a mature female who would stand as an alibi for Ella. Else, I’m doomed!. Any female teacher would fit this role, but then I was like Nelson Mandela in this institution. I was well respected and seen as a perfect “example” of good and responsible young man. Any teacher would be disappointed to hear this and I couldn’t risk to leak this top secret. There was one person I could trust, her name was nkechi. Nkechi was one of the two female Corpers posted to the school with me. She was a loyal friend but I knew she would be disappointed to hear the story cuz she had lots of respect for me. But hey, I’d rather disappoint nkechi than disappoint nysc, my family, my principal, teachers and all the students… yeah, I’m serious! cuz that simple crime could get me dismissed from service. Nkechi was really disappointed but she agreed to help me. As agreed, she reported herself to Ella’s house and told her parents that Ella spent that fateful night at her house. Due to respect that the people had for corpers, they believed the story and that chapter just closed. Funny enough, nkechi started inviting me to her house almost every weekend but I never honoured it. NK, I’m really sorry, there was hardly a free Saturday. Lol. You saved me a great deal… God bless you. I swore never to have anything to do with Ella after that drama. Never say never. One Sunday morning, I had lots of academic work to do and needed someone to help me with the marking of some test scripts. I needed someone who was fast and fairly intelligent too and Ella fit in that category. I picked up my phone and called Ella. Twenty minutes later, she was in my room, helping me with script marking. Around two hours later, I just had the urge to release a little stress so I sat behind Ella and started caressing her soft huge bo’obs. She acted like she wasn’t in the mood (na lie, she bin dey vex for me) and I wasn’t in the mood to persuade her so I just enjoyed what I could. Half bread is better than none. While I was smooching n sucking, she was marking. If I did something sweet n sensitive, she would pause for a while then continue. Later on I just got tired and decided to play some por:n videos I found in her phone. We got talking about por:n n its effect in this generation and she confessed to me the por:n videos were all sent to her by a friend of hers in ss3 and she said the girl fuc:ks a lot. Her name was Juliet. I knew her through Ella, they were close and she was very young n innocent looking. Damn! I didn’t believe my ears!. That same girl had been bugging me for a long time but I always dismissed her cuz she looked too innocent… Like a Reverend sister. No, like holy Mary. There and then, I put Juliet on my hit list. Juliet used to check on me almost on a daily basis and I prayed she checked on me another day. A few days later, Juliet came into my staff room to check on me as usual. Juliet- “good morning sir” Me- “good morning. Excuse me …..”

I didn’t want her to cum yet. So I stopped and looked her in the eyes. Her breathing was intense: this was war indeed. I knelt down beside her, she started rubbing her breas:ts with one hand while stroking my dick with the other hand. I bent down, placed my hand on one of breas;t, tickled the nippl:e with the tip of my tongue and started sucking it gently. I kept switching bosom:s and she kept rubbing the back of my head as I sucked. Later on I dipped my middle finger in her puss:y while still sucking on her bo’obs. Her Kitty-Cat was slippery and warm. She was paying me back with a gentle hand-job. Minutes later, she squeezed her legs and my fingers were soaked with juice. It had this light onion-like smell but it was not offensive. Actually, it was cool. I knew she had cu*m. Then she said: “Corper, stop please. I’m okay now.” I stopped and lay beside her. Minutes past, we just lay there, not speaking, Music playing. Then she said: “Corper come and see me off I want to start going” Omoh see expensive joke o. I just turn look her one kain eye as if to say “u Don dey mad abi?”. As she see my red eye, she begin laugh come carry her breas:ts fall on top my chest. Sweet jizos!. She dey like that reach two minutes then she begin dey slide down to my di:ck area. I dey pray make she no stop. She reach there, put my dic:k for mouth begin suck. I noticed that she wasn’t a good sucker, cuz she kept doing messy things with spit and I wasn’t comfortable. She wasn’t a good sucker at all. I told her to stop. I put on a con.dom, and asked her to stand. We stood on the bed, she placed both of her hands on the wall and I entered her from behind. I rubbed the cap of my dic:k on her cli:t before the entry. Her puss:y was warm and sweet. I was hitting it slow and increased to a hard pace, stroking different directions. She was moaning in low tunes. Minutes later, she said her knees. were weak so she lay flat on her chest. I put a pillow right under her stomach near the pubic area and entered from behind her. I was pounding hard and she was moaning loud now. Every now and then, I would pause and suck her bo’obs for a minute then continued the pounding again. Omoh, Nepa kon take light and the music wey I use nack come stop. Me too I stop cuz her voice been dey loud. Then I begin dey bang her small small make she no moan Loud. Next thing I hear na shout from outside: “Corper! Corper!” I stop to pound. I dey listen. My heart fly, I think say my female neighbor Don hear the banging noise. Footsteps kon waka pass my door. Ahhh!. I kon remember. Ok she been won return the film wey she borrow from me. As the footsteps faded out, Sandra tapped my waist, motioning me to continue pounding her puss:y. I put music on with my phone and continued the pounding. After some minutes, I removed the pillow from under stomach, joined both her legs together and lay her on her side. I squatted behind and started stroking her from behind. Her puss:y was tighter and warmer. From time to time, I would stop to catch my breath. This was taking too long. We changed position. She lay on top me. The sensation of her fat a$$ ontop me was sweet. Then she started riding me, very slowly. I could feel the sweetness of her puss:y and she knew I was in extacy. I came before four minutes or thereabout. She just rested on my chest with my dic:k still in but weak. This might not be her best but I knew it would be something to remember. The last thing I heard before I slept was her voice. She said: “Corper you are a slow poison”. Slow? Yes, I am. Bad boys move in slow motion. Poison? No, I’m not… sorry, I forgot: I do kill puss:y. I slept off. When I woke up, it was Sandra who tapped me and said: “Corper sorry for waking you but I’m about leaving” Omoh, I no get strength to escort Sandra o. My body dey very weak. I responded: “Ok. Let me put on my clothes and see you off” “No, no, no. Stay back please. You need rest. I will visit you tomorrow” Thank God say you understand! Around twenty minutes after Sandra left, I received a call from Ella (one of the first ss1 girl I sexviced) “Sir David, there’s a little problem o” “What’s the matter?” “That night I stayed at your house is causing big problems in my family o! I ran away from home that day and they want to know where I slept. My mum said she will visit a prophet” “What are we going to do?” “Sir, I don’t know oohh” Sleep clear for my eye….

I continued my kisses and licks on her thighs, then proceeded to gently rubbing one of her breasts. She dropped her phone and started adjusting a little, moving down in a flat position, knees up, both feet on the bed. I adjusted too. I was between her thighs. By now her towel was loose, boobs were out and bouncing but her puss:y was still covered. I rubbed her as$ and continued with my kiss and licks: here and there. A notorious B.I.G’s rhyme from his freestyle back in ’93 hit me: “I wanna kiss your lips, the one between your hips”. My sentiments exactly. Motivated by my favorite rapper’s rhyme, I took a bold step to reach the main target (the lips between the hips). I somehow kissed my way to the region, by now she was quiet and calm but as I was almost kissing her cli:t, she tightened my head in between her thighs, stopped my mission, the grip wasn’t strong so I just added a little pressure and I was there! Damn! Thick lips: black outside, red inside. The blacker the Berry, the sweeter the juice right? . I looked up at her and our eyes locked. Judgment day. I looked at her as if to say “finally, I Don reach” and she was looking back at me as if to say “wetin special wey u fit do sef”. And that’s where she was wrong cuz I can overdo it, and that was exactly my plan. I kissed the cli:t just once (this is my procedure), her muscles tightened. I laughed inside, she was extra sensitive to this, maybe that was why she was trying to make me stop, I wondered if she was thinking that I would mess this up like most guys out there… or maybe she just doesn’t know how to absorb the extacy that comes with the art. Either way, this would be one hell of a “sexvice”. I kissed her cli:ts a few more times and each time, her muscles responded. I paused, stretched my hand, grabbed her phone and switched off her phone cuz one call could change this game. Talking about changes, I needed some changes in my life, but not now though. I licked her cli:t with the tip of my tongue, down-up a few times and then I gulped both of her Kitty-Cat- lips in my mouth. Sandra had very thick lips. I started licking and sucking both lips in my mouth and was also licking her cli:t too. I didn’t have to follow any technique for this, somehow I think I lost all my techniques. I had one goal though: to be the best she ever had (so help me God). She was twisting her hips while I was doing it. I kept going: the licking and sucking went from gentle to rough. After a few minutes, she was mumbling a few sweet sounds and then I heard her moan: “Corrrrrrrrper”. That was it! Any girl who doesn’t respond to a good tongue-game is probably brain-dead. I had this feeling that I could cure brain diseases in females with this art. Hey, we all nurse some crazy thoughts at certain points in our lives. I stopped, let her pussy out of my mouth. She was extra wet and it looked nasty. I stood up, went across my room and brought out a piece of new white handkerchief from my bag. I came back to her, my dic:k was as erect as a soldier on parade but I didn’t care. Afterall, This was more than a parade, this was war. I used the handerchief and tapped it on her puss:y to dry out the nasty fluids. I usually don’t make it nasty but like I said, no techniques and no rules for now. By now sandra’s towel was fully removed due to the twist and turns caused by the licks and sucks but she didn’t care anymore. We didn’t care. But then again, who would care when this much fun was involved?. Her knees were up and I was between her thighs, ready to explore more. I rubbed her clits very gently, while squeezing one of her bosom:s. Then I stopped rubbing her cli:t and gently started inserting my middle finger in her puss:y, as soon as my whole finger was in, I twisted it in a 360 degrees motion. I did for a few minutes then I started grinding the center of gravity. The center of gravity is usually rough like you are rubbing the back of a yam peel. Lol. I was making the ‘come here’ sign with my palm facing up (Take note guys; that’s a hot technique that works magic). Sandra was in estacy. I could tell by her twists, how she folded lips and the sweet sounds she was making. But it was far from over, I needed more acknowledgement from her. They say “go hard or go home”… you know the deal. While I was manipulation her, I placed my tongue on her clits and started licking, flicking and sucking. That was when the game changed. Sandra completely lost it… she locked my head between her thighs, twisting, moving up and down and moaning, while saying: “Corper, you have killed me. Corper stop please. Corper, you have killed me”. Damn! Thou shall not kill!. I hate to break the ten commandments. Forgive me lord for I have sinned. Sandra became almost violent, trying to break my neck with her thighs but I was still doing my art smoothly. I was built for this. After a few minutes I stopped. Omoh this girl Don scatter my bedsheet finish, my bed kon be like where two tigers fight. Fight or play, I didn’t care. change of plan…

I got home faster than flash. I met Sandra sitting on a chair in front of my neighbor’s kitchen. I was glad to see her, it’s been just 4 days or so but it felt like I hadn’t seen her in a million years. We went inside and hugged, then she gave me juice and some apples she brought for me. We talked about the past few days that we didn’t see each other. She told me about how her ex (fiance actually) was trying to come back into her life and how she was doing everything possible to turn him down. Secretly, I hoped she wasn’t turning him down for my sake, because I was almost certain that what we had wouldn’t lead to marriage. I was far from marriage but I couldn’t tell her that because I didn’t want to hurt her and moreover, that might cost me the coochie!. But I did like her though, and she meant more than $ex to me. Swear down. I told her that she was right to have rejected him. Sometimes you have to lie to comfort the ones you care about. I bought two tubers of yam from the market as well as some items to prepare yam and egg-stew. She offered to cook it, I refused but she still insisted. To settle it, I decided to make it a duo: I let her be the head cook while I assisted her. We were cooking, jisting and watching a movie at the same damn time! Lol. The title of the movie was “Friday” starring Chris Tucker and ice cube. It was a 90’s black comedy heavily influenced by hip-hop. Best movie ever!!. This moment was good… Days of our lives. After we finished cooking, we ate and then started playing video games. One of the most amazing things about Sandra was that she was really open with me, she tells me everything including her private life. That earned her some trust from me because naturally, I don’t trust Nigerian girls. Lol. Sometime around 4 p:m, Sandra said she wanted to take her bath and then head back home, said she needed to go and check on her mum. My heart literally sank. Omoh, na so I take miss again today?!., Well, next time still dey sha. I continued playing my video game with heavy rap songs blasting through my speakers. Sandra came out of the bathroom tying one of my towels. Her @as and bo’obs were bouncing underneath. Damn! This girl na fire!. Then she sat on the bed, started rubbing lotion on her skin while browsing the internet with her phone (This girls spends 99% of her time on her phone) Probably chatting with her multiple admirers on Facebook and co, but who cares? They had her online, I had her in my room with nothing but my towel on. I’m winning I guess, but I still hadn’t scored yet. I paid her little attention and continued playing my video game. Around 10 minutes later, I noticed that she was still on towel, browsing with her phone. Na wa oh, no be this girl wey talk say she dey hurry to go check her sick mum for house?. Naija girls sef, you can never understand them. I looked at her legs, damn! the towel was way too small for her fat @ ss. I could see bare thighs: sexy as ever. Then she dropped the towel from her chest and started rubbing the lotion on her bo’obs. Omoh she succulent bo’obs, this girl wan raise my blood pressure sha. Our eyes met, she was trying hard to conceal a laugh. I dropped my game console and started crawling slowly to the bed, towards her. She grabbed the towel back to her chest, laughing mischievously. I got close to her, she was trying to protect her goodies with her hands as best as she could. She sat in an L position: legs on the bed, back on the wall. I lay flat on my stomach just beside her, one hand rubbing her thighs and sweet-talking to her. Damn! Her skin was smooth as butter and she smelt good too. I started kissing on one of her thighs and still rubbing the other with my palm. I would kiss her from down her knee then move up: towards her coochie region. But, she would hold my, laughing, begging me to stop. All na wash Jare. I would have stopped if I could, but I just couldn’t. Lol. She said: “Corper, please stop na, I need to go home now.” Sandra always called me “Corper” and I always told her that it made me feel casual to her. All my efforts didn’t change that, so I was gradually adapting to it. Anyway, none of that mattered now … I don’t care if called if she called me anything: corper, papa, or even ‘tata’. I just wanted to make love to her, right now, if she would let me. I replied her: “I know. I just wanna appreciate you for everything” “We still have a lots of time. I’m not traveling out of the country” Omoh, time no dey oh. I no dey trust naija babes too much, cuz she fit actually travel out. Dey there na. We laughed. Omoh, as I dey laugh i use style rest my head on top her soft laps close to her coochie. I could smell the sweet scent of her coochie. Oh lawd!, Sweet scent of sin. Damn! I’d love to lick and hit that, and planned to do it like I owed her. This would be special. And yes, I did owe her: for all the care, soul and companionship she gave to me. I don’t really believe in debts and payments when it comes to relationships. But then again, one way or the other, we all pay (sacrifice) in relationships. I owed Sandra a good round of ‘sexvice’ and I was dying to pay. * back to the matter at hand* I started kissing and licking different places on her thighs. I was doing it like I was actually licking her coochie. Lick and kiss, different spots. I am a professor at this art but I did it episode extra- professionally cuz I wanted to send a message to her: that I wanted to eat her coochie and that I was a super-man at it. Sandra was getting the message, I knew so cuz her little resistance was beginning to fade. At a point, she just gave me freedom, no resistance whatsoever. Hoo-hoo!. Hard works pays!. Sandra was still operating her phone but I knew deep down that her mind was in my art, she was anticipating about what I was gonna do next…

OP COME READ THE REST... I DON CATCH THIEF As we entered my room, Sandra removed her shirt and jumped on the bed. I’m not a regular smoker and neither was Sandra but we just wanted to have fun. I was high as as a helicopter and just was wanted to see what I looked like when high. I went for the light switch and put it on, then I walked to the mirror on my wall. I looked at myself but I was too far away, It felt like looking at yourself from a mirror 20 kilometers away!! My se”x urge disappeared in an instant. I looked at Sandra, she was smiling at me with nothing on except her panties. Suddenly, my memory of the past few hours were gone and I was trying to figure out how she got into my room. I couldn’t remember seeing her today. I remember saying: “Sandra, How did you get inside here?” She laughed, like I said something really funny. That’s when I knew that there was something funny going on in my mind…. I felt like I was loosing my mind. Sandra stood up, put off the light and dragged me into bed. She was kissing me and rubbing my di-ck but I was feeling numb all over. She was saying “do all those things you talk about, I want it now”. I couldn’t remember making any promises. My Guy later explained that I smoked too much wee*d. I could feel her reaching for my di-ck, sucking it, putting her breas*t in my mouth but I couldn’t respond in any way. I just lay motionless. It felt like I was watching someone else in my own body. Then, She started licking the tip of my di-ck … and it felt like I was falling down from a plane… in the air, falling down. I started whispering “please, don’t let me die”. Sandra was just laughing and still devouring me with her mouth and all. I don’t know what happened after but I woke up around 4 pm with the strongest headache I’ve ever had in my life. I and Sandra were Unclad under the sheets and I was horn*y as ever, my di-ck was rock hard (all the beer had cleansed my system off sugar). I guess Sandra had undressed me to seduce me into sex but I was just too high to play along. I covered her with the sheet, put my boxers on and got up to take drugs for my headache. Then I wanted to brush my teeth because I had this bitter taste in my mouth. After brushing my teeth, I came back inside and she said: “Corper, good morning” “Good morning” “Corper, don’t ever smoke again o” We talked about last night’s adventure and also laughed about it. She said she was sucking my di:ck and watching movies at the same damn time! Oh lawd, I wished I wasn’t high!!. What a miss!!. This got me hornier so I asked her to do it again. She said she was too tired, that the she needed to sleep, cuz she was watching movies all through. I understood. I put on some music and also my play- station 2. I was playing a driving game (GTA- San Andreas). She loved games too. She watched me play for a while and later decided to join me. She sat beside me, Unclad except for her panties, her boo:bs were bouncing as she was moving her control pad from side to side. I kept crashing my car, and it kept making her laugh. This was fun. All my worries were gone … at least for the moment. I wished life could go on like this. Around an hour later, we went to bed. She hugged me from behind, her bare breas:ts pressing hard against my back. Words cannot describe that feeling. We slept that way, woke up around 10 a.m. it was Sunday morning and I wasn’t going to church. God would understand. I mean, I was trying to accomplish the closest feeling to heaven… or maybe better than heaven (to me). Then, something came up that spoilt the day though: Sandra got a call that her mum was critically ill. They had been trying to call her since last night (na me bin off her phone to avoid story. Lol). She hurriedly dressed up and left. I didn’t hear from her for a while, probably like 5 days and her number was switched off all through. I was worried, but her house was a no-go area. I was missing her. Sandra: bad girl with a good heart. One day, I and my Guy went to buy some food stuffs from the market at town. I got a call from Sandra: “Corper, where are you” “I’m at the market. Are you at my house?” “Yes” “How’s your mum?” “She is getting better now” “Thank God. I would back soon” “Ok. I’m waiting outside for you” Omoh, most of the things wey I plan to buy just erase from my memory. We buy the ones wey i remember then I hurry my Guy make we dey go house sharparly!.. Sandra dey wait for me…