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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Be A Readycash Mobile Money Agent And Get POS Or PINPAD Within 2 Days by danduchi(m): 12:23pm On Aug 24, 2020
How can I get this?I base in Niger state
PropertiesRe: Clean Filling Station For Sale In Zuba, Abuja by danduchi(m): 7:16am On Aug 14, 2020
I rather open a gas plant with that amount.. Hit me on more ideas about it
PoliticsRe: 3,000 APC Members Decamp To PDP In Edo (Video) by danduchi(m):
favor914:
So Obaseki former APC Governor, can defeat the Party APC?, nobody in PDP Edo State trust Obaseki, how many Senators, or House of Representatives members have voiced support for him? did you see the dignitaries that visited Edo State last week for APC? do you know how many private jets flew into Benin City over the weekend?, nobody can fight Oshomhole & Captain Hosa working together politically in Edo State, that individual is a dead rat scampering for fresh Air, and safety.
na the dignatarie go vote.. The Edos want Obaseki and so it shall be...
PoliticsRe: 3,000 APC Members Decamp To PDP In Edo (Video) by danduchi(m): 9:22pm On Aug 13, 2020
Tareq1105:
Time will tell.
e go shock you
PoliticsRe: 3,000 APC Members Decamp To PDP In Edo (Video) by danduchi(m): 9:19pm On Aug 13, 2020
You must be dream if you think Obaseki is losing this election
RomanceRe: My Heart Is Bitter I Need Some Help by danduchi(m): 9:05pm On Aug 10, 2020
OP, use pen and paper dey watch BBNaija. Jote down everything kidwayya does and learn from it. Stop behaving like a bitch (yes I mean that).
RomanceRe: Please Help!!! Can They Marry?? by danduchi(m): 7:56pm On Aug 09, 2020
Half sibling.. For abroad e dey happen... So their parents become in-laws..
PoliticsRe: Tony Kabaka At APC Grand Rally Today In Edo (Photos) by danduchi(m): 5:36pm On Aug 08, 2020
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AutosRe: Foreign Used 2006 Peugeot 307 With Original Duty by danduchi(m): 3:11pm On Aug 05, 2020
1m
CelebritiesRe: Dagrin Death, 10 Years After: The Accident, His Burial & Grave In Pictures by danduchi(m): 9:03am On Aug 05, 2020
May his soul continue to rest in peace. I got to know him when he died.
RomanceRe: See My LIPS Girls Are Dying To Kiss by danduchi(m): 7:53am On Aug 05, 2020
I don't want to believe this fine boy is mad
PoliticsRe: China Loan: Amaechi Says "No Need To Panic, Nigeria Is Already Paying Back" by danduchi(m): 8:55am On Aug 02, 2020
Forget political party oo.. Amaechi is the most intelligent corrupt Nigerian politician.. The man had his way of making you believe he had never stolen from govt; if you believe him, at you own peril
PhonesRe: Redmi 9A by danduchi(m): 6:22pm On Aug 01, 2020
vickyhow:
Cool phone, an upgrade of 8A
Buh I prefer 9C to this with its fingerprint and very nice camera!

Not too sure of the price though, buh the 9A is going for N41,900, cheaper than 8A sef lol
where can I get note 9c
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by danduchi(m): 1:04pm On Aug 01, 2020
Sicilyjoe:
U never ready to sell those items
aswear.. U took that word from my mouth
PhonesRe: Iphone 7plus 128gb At Giveaway Price @osun by danduchi(m): 8:11am On Jul 30, 2020
OP, 60k or use your phone until they ban WhatsApp on it
AutosRe: 2015 Lexus Rx350 2months Used For Sale by danduchi(m): 4:31pm On Jul 27, 2020
This is upgraded
ComputersRe: Hp Notebook For Sell At Affordable Price...8gig RAM by danduchi(m): 1:56pm On Jul 26, 2020
Mobog:
Very slim neat with 8hrs+ battery life....
Corei3
8gig RAM
750gig HDD
08100583636
how much
InvestmentRe: Help. Opay POS Keeps Declining Withdrawals. by danduchi(m): 7:27am On Jul 26, 2020
Enter your withdrawal app, the icon by left, check on administration, use 000000 as password then reset. It should work
EducationRe: Professor Is Not Higher Than A Phd. by danduchi(m): 9:41pm On Jul 25, 2020
I knew about this when I came for my masters
FoodRe: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by danduchi(m): 9:30pm On Jul 25, 2020
extol1:
oh God! if we finish eating every animals in Nigeria, I wonder what we shall tell the unborn generation
as u never see dragon or mammoth physically, you don die?
PoliticsMust Read Report On Late Isa Funtua And How He Operated by danduchi(op):
This afternoon the at the Federal Executive Council meeting inside the Presidential villa, the president and his ministers paid tribute to his best friend and closest confidant Mallam Isa Funtua. As usual all sorts of glowing tribute was poured out in the typical Nigeria fashion of always mourning the dead perfectly. They had to, for Mallam Isa Funtua had risen to become the most powerful man in Nigeria; he had Ministers and top Government officials queuing up to see him.
They would go to his Abuja house and sit down endlessly for hours waiting for him him to round up with whoever he was seeing at such time and attend to them. He was that powerful and far much more. The former Minister of Water Resources in the second republic was already BROKE by the time Buhari won the 2015 election. He was in serious and obvious financial woes and was unable to repay the various loans he took from the bank and had to be dragged to court. It was whilst this was on going that his bestie Muhammadu Buhari won the presidential election in 2015 and he positioned himself together with Mamman Daura and Abba Kyari to become the most ruthless, selfish, greedy, incompetent, shortsighted, condescending and roguish power mongers in our entire political history.
He strategically choose the CBN and bared his fangs on the apex bank in the most audacious and unforeseen manner. His nefarious dealings with the CBN is a story told like tales by moonlight in almost every household, offices and media houses, WhatsApp group and even amongst the most elitist in the Nigeria society. Despite the fowl scented truth all up in the air, very few online media had the guts to openly call out this criminal of unimaginable proportion. No mainstream media house could do the story for fear of being dealt with until a US based Journalist took the bull by the horn and dragged Isa Funtua and his entire family into the market square and forced them to ‘dance naked’ for all to see.
In a well detailed write up laden with impeccable empirical evidences, the Washington based journalist told the story of how Billionaire Isa Funtua had literally put the CBN in his pocket. He would ask the CBN for hundreds of millions of dollarssssssss at very ridiculously low rate and them take same monies to the black market and sold it to the Bureau de Change guys at the going market rate. It was the type of FOREX ROUND-TRIPPING never seen in the history of this country. According to the journalist he and his family was so neck deep in this that they would actually dictate to even the CBN who and who to give forex to Daily Mail did an investigative report of Isa Funtua’s forex round tripping and their finding were to put it mildly shocking; all the prominent BDC guys in Wuse Zone 4 Abuja who are in the business of buying and selling dollars gladly chorused his name as the man to see for the best dollar rate in Nigeria.
Infact they nicknamed him “CBN Governor” on account of the volume of forex he illicitly brings their way. It was the proceeds of this forex that he and his family used to procure mobile network Etisalat now known as 9 mobile for $300m. It was also this proceeds that he used to procure Keystone bank. It was also the same proceeds that his son used in buying two private jets at the same time!!!!!!who buys two private jets at the same time in Nigeria? If not a money miss road who is drunk on his loot. He has bought up so many landmark properties just within the last five years that he might actually surpass Bola Tinubu as the biggest landlord in Nigeria. CBN is his LAP DOG!!!!!!
Isa Funtua was taking out dollars forcefully from the apex bank in a country where importers of goods and genuine businessmen struggle to access dollars for their businesses. Isa Funtua was taking out such voluminous amount of dollars from CBN to lavish on private jets in a country where the Federal government couldn’t even feed the poorest citizens during months of lockdown. Isa Funtua was taking out hundreds of millions of dollars barefaced from CBN in a country where returnees from London, US and Asia during the lockdown were asked to pay for their flights and feeding expenses. Isa Funtua is the worst of ROGUES!!!!!! and I stand to be corrected.
He didn’t stop at forex round tripping o. According to the US based Journalist, he forced the CBN to award his company a N30,000,000,000 contract for the construction of the CBN car park extension�‍♂️�‍♂️You want to build a car park extension for CBN staff at the cost of N30billion!!!!!!! Please what type of cars are they going to park there? Diamond encrusted carshuh Or personal private jets of CBN staffhuh How do you build a N30billion car park extension in a country that is officially the poverty capital of the worldhuh The entire contract violated the constitutional requirements as stipulated in the Procurement Act.
Regular CBN contractors said the project was never advertised talkless of bid document being sold nor did CBN ask Contractors to submit an Expression Of Interest as is usually the norm. Funny thing is that if a proper check is done, his company would have been mobilized to the tune of 70% or even more this one is not your regular contractor o, Isa Funtua until his death can be described as one of the owners of Nigeria under this Buhari Government.
This contract was so preposterous that the then Chief of Staff Abba Kyari was said to have summoned the CBN Governor immediately he got wind of the deal; to explain the madness. I guess that one felt outsmarted by Funtua���according to the reports he couldn’t do anything to stop it, na inside the same bag all of them dey sleep. So disdainful and arrogantly confident was Isa Funtua that he went on a live TV to brag that “there wasn’t just a cabal in the presidency but that he was the cabal” and we should deal with it. In that interview he went on to drag the entire Igbo nation; he said “Igbos should first belong before clamoring to be president”. As in the Igbos are not yet readyhuh
four days later Isa Funtua joined his ancestors and by now should be on transit in purgatory where he will be checking to see how many of his dollars came with him. I watched his funeral yesterday as he was laid to rest and I thought aloud, “how do these psychotic individuals don’t see the bigger picture in life”.
Amongst the cabal he was known and nicknamed “Maradona” on account of the fact that he is a skillful planner; he knows how best to tame the opposition, he knows how best to tame the Revolutionists; which was why he went to see Sowore in prison and arrogantly asked him to bury his idea of a better Nigeria. According to Sowore, “he was a very condescending man”. The man was the dictionary definition of Pride and unbridled arrogance even as he vehemently opposed restructuring the country. You can NEVER Rest In Peace if you killed the destinies of so many innocent Nigerians. His family can keep their loot and enjoy it on behalf of their father.
Monies you can’t use to better your adopted hometown Katsina even as you watch Bandits and criminals make meat pie out of your people, is not money but a generational CURSE!!!!! We haven’t even heard half of the story, the depth of Isa Funtua’s lootocratic empire will resurface in full force whenever these bunch of Shakespearean clowns are out of power. coming from a man who is not even a Nigerian is just too telling; to those of you who don’t know, Isa Funtua is from Niger Republic!!!!!unfortunately we have a very broken system especially up north so even Bandits and criminal herdsmen from sub Sahara Africa can stroll into Nigeria and eventually make it to the House of Representatives, Senate, Governor, Minister and even President. Some weeks weeks ago he secured a court injunction against the US based journalist which was meant to stop the scandalous publishing of his financial heist on CBN and the further outing of his criminal financial empire. As he didn’t have any address for the journalist, he asked the court to allow him serve the journalist on Twitter he did and went home thinking that he had tamed the young man.
Unfortunately for him he was up against a Maaaaadddddd man the journalist first replied that the Nigeria judicial system doesn’t not have a US valid visa and so it’s not enforceable in the US He went ahead the next day in a very unprecedented manner and put out a world class and highly documented exposé of how the Funtuas have raped Nigeria financially and Isa Funtua was infuriated by no small means. He actually told a Senator last week that any day he catches the journalist he will so deal with him. When a man this powerful in Nigeria makes such a threat it simply means, “you will be taken off”. The Senator also passed his message to the target.
For those who understand and can perfectly interpret body language, this is a picture of the late Isa Funtua and the Central Bank Governor, you can give the picture your own interpretation; as for me it’s a Master/Servant relationship.
Mynd44, OAM4J
Source: https://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2020/07/must-read-report-on-late-isa-funtua-and.html?m=1
RomanceRe: I Beat My Wife Yesterday Again. I Can't Stop. Please Advise. by danduchi(m): 10:53pm On Jul 22, 2020
flokii:
@Op you be mumu aswear grin

Keep beating your wife till the marriage will crash, then your eye will clear.. all because of pes
best reply to OP
RomanceRe: I Beat My Wife Yesterday Again. I Can't Stop. Please Advise. by danduchi(m): 7:28pm On Jul 22, 2020
OP one idiot below me will soon insult you without understanding what u wrote
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija 2020: Who Is Your Favourite Housemate? by danduchi(m): 3:59pm On Jul 22, 2020
Dorathy fans.. Give her likes
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija 2020: Who Is Your Favourite Housemate? by danduchi(m): 3:59pm On Jul 22, 2020
Nengi.. Like for her
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija 2020: Who Is Your Favourite Housemate? by danduchi(m): 3:58pm On Jul 22, 2020
Laycon... Like for him
RomanceRe: My Family is Tribally Prejudiced Towards the Lady I Want To Marry. Please Help by danduchi(m): 1:04pm On Jul 21, 2020
OP, report your parents to Pastor. Adeboye
PhonesRe: Help Samsung A30 Blank. by danduchi(m): 1:20pm On Jul 13, 2020
Yakade:
what's your definition of road side engineer?
people wey dy repair phone for ur area
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: Restoration Of National Theatre Will Generate 10,000 Jobs by danduchi(m): 7:28am On Jul 13, 2020
This man is living in a fantasy world of his own
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by danduchi(m): 12:23am On Jul 13, 2020
alexistaiwo:
Doctors: The most painful thing in the world is Childbirth and a kick to the balls.

Religious leaders: The most painful thing is to miss heaven.

Psychologists: The most painful thing is to lose a loved one.

Punters: Ever heard of Alabi?
nay.. The most painful thing in the world is childbirth labour and toothache
CareerRe: Gal Pissetzky: 5 Things To Know About Hushpuppi's Lawyer by danduchi(m): 10:14am On Jul 11, 2020
Simply means you're not guilty even if you did it

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