₦airaland Forum

fieryy:
You weren't entirely faithful to her and she was not entirely faithful to you. You both deserve each other. I mean your reason for your unfaithfulness was 'as a man, ladies will always pursue', well the other guy is a man too, isn't he?
And your wife is the lady pursuing him. Why are you whining? I don't understand

two wrongs don't make a right

Look before you leap... And then everyone on twitter was already calling Clarence Peter a murderer.. If na Emoney house she die, he would've been labeled a ritualist. Make visitor no come die for person house oo

You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Jude Agada'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.

Mercisharelove:
Stage two

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Kubernetes:
I usually smile off insults n irritations.

For your info,once a person start feeling inferior to others just because of what is not your fault,so much that u wanna be like them.It means you have embroiled yourself in myopia n corwardness.

another disadvantage of a faceless forum.. Don't bother, I won't reply u again

I saw the movie clip on tiktok yesterday.. Also interested in the movie

Kubernetes:
Waoooo,u ain't ibo but u wished u were one just because of a social vice by a section in the north,
You deserve a dty slp from your parents for this mental slavery.

why don't u come and slap.. I go so chop your father.. Why do people migrate and nationalize.. Go and tell their parents to slap them na. Mumu

Akalia:
Children and cronies of the elites are the ones who got the jobs.

I know 2 people who were picked and had no one helped them.. Totally base on merit

paix:
Are you suggesting that God made a mistake for creating you a non-ibo?

smh... Please try to read what I wrote again..

Chemistrystuden:
What area of chemistry would you recommend for someone to pursue his master's degree.

And which aspect of chemistry do you think would still be relevant in 20 to 30 years to come.

Let me share a bit of what I know. I am currently an undergraduate student in an institution in Nigeria and I badly need advice and mentorship to make this heavy decision. I've searched online for some areas and I found some like:
.. analytical chemistry
.. synthetic Chemistry
.. medicinal chemistry
.. forensic chemistry
Among others. And I Know that in some years to come some of these fields will become much more demanded than others and some might become relegated.

I believe there are well read and experienced nairalanders who have also thread this path or have ideas that could help in this regard.

I'll really appreciate your contribution.

forensic or medicine...

Nairalandmonika:
U don't have to love and wish u were ibo, just try to educate your people.

do you know how frustrating it is, to convince an ignorant person in an argument?

I'm from the north (Kaduna sef) but tbh the north is the problem of this country. I'm not trying to be a tribal bigot but I love the Igbo's and wished I was one... Core northerners love to suffer aswear... The rate of ignorance and poverty there ehhh, even if Nigeria is on course for development, the North will draw it back.

Deathisfree:
My Fiancé mother swear for me after I kicked her daughter out of my life.

Hello guys,I will try to be brief as possible.i’m confused
I have been dating this girl for over a year and the intention of marrying her was all on my mind
I was 100% faithful and honest with her,I was a play boy but I changed my ways because of her .im 28 and not an infant anymore

I caught her about cheating ,almost 3 times (clearing chats ,fixing date with a guy ,never transparent with me and mostly lying)...she begged and I forgave her simple because I don’t really take all that as a serious offend.

This faithful evening I saw her chat with her bestie(guy)which I have always warned her to breach the relationship between em.”Before I found this,she sweared with her life that ,they are just co workers and nothing more.imagine she even introduced the guy to me on her birthday “I always suspected but you know women na. She cries and showed me proofs that she can’t date a married man cox the guy (about my age)is married and they’ve been close before I met her.

I saw her chat with this same guy about the last sex they had in the shower,the sex was about 6weeks ago before the lockdown,she didn’t deny it. She started crying and begging,I broke up with her in that moment
She cried,cried and cried,I love her so much but I can’t stand a cheating wife,no matter what,she won’t change her ways. Fast forward to this morning.her mother called me on the phone that she wants to see me.
I respected her old age and went. She begged too and I told her ,I love your daughter so much but she knows my rules ,I can’t stand a cheating spouse and “no forgiveness for that”I kept telling her this every time she bleeped up and before now.then her mother was ranting and blabbing,i never saw that part of her mom before .i really love the babe but I have to take this decision myself despite that it hurt me

Please Naira L. I don’t think I can go back to that relationship,I am moving on already. but your comment might make me rethink. I need someone with a sounds reasoning to advice me

nothing go happen. She has no say over your life. And hey, never take back a cheating partner. A leopard doesn't not change its spot.

Observinho:
Hello folks,
I went to withdraw money from my zenith account yesterday, and the debit alert sms I received showed my account was short of N3000 naira. This is not to include almost a N100 naira transaction charge. I discovered that some money had been deducted from my account illegally. This has never happened to me since almost 8 years now that I started running a Zenith account. Ordinarily, I would have rushed to the bank to know what's up, but I can't because banks are not operational due to the lock down.
To compound my fear, I checked my mail, (cos they normally send me credit and debit alerts via email as well as sms,) and to my utmost surprise, I saw a debit alert of N3000 on April 23. I never withdrew any money on the said date. I feel there is a foul play somewhere since that debit alert was never sent to me via sms, but only through email.
I don't really know how to contact the bank right now. I feel that delay might be dangerous in this situation. I know 3k is not much, but hey, it's my money. I don't want nobody extorting me, especially this lock down period, and especially not a bank.
Can anyone suggest what to do here, maybe how else to contact Zenith bank without visiting a branch.
NB: This is not a possible case of a friend or family deducting from me without my knowledge.

thanks for donating.. Covid-19 patients really appreciate

Wait... Buhari no dey browse, he no dey read all this news?. Who do us this thing.. Senegal produce a test kit worth just $1. That #15billion will go a long way to beg Senegal manufacture for us and give some of that money to Innoson to make Ventilators...

FrontRunner:
Pls I need advice on how to go about the Cleansing.If feel really Sick Already.I remember the lady said I should go and pray.I think she's a demon from hell.
The Pain on my Thighs Seems to increase like a broken nerve.I can't walk properly.
I had to lie to everyone I fell out from a moving vehicle.
My gf has been massaging me with balm and oil.
Pls,no one is above mistake

just go to mountain of fire and explain to the pastor. He will gladly do that. Just sacrifice 3days for prayers and delivery before your life goes south. God save us from karashika

FrontRunner:
I swear,it sounds funny but truly God saved me from unnecessary embarrassment.If you know you know.

you should be more concern of the follow up consequences and not this. If I were you I did go for cleansing

FrontRunner:
I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/talk/Curvy.
After chatting and negotiating for Short time we finally agreed on Something.
I quickly went and booked a room somewhere around and called the lady to come over.
Mind you,I was about getting it done with as quick as possible so I can rush back to my gf who has been at my place since the lockdown.
The lady came within 15mins coz I asked her not to waste my time and hurry up.I already had my Condom so we went straight to the business of the day.
I'm this kind of old school guy so I just liked banging em missionary style.
So As she laid I just did my thing while caressing her breasts.
I later released and laid on her for like some secs then I tired pulling out but it was too tight when I struggled to pull out it became painful then I think I heard her laugh a little like "hehehe" but when I looked at her face she didn't look like she laughed.I then shouted,What's this na.She Equally started shouting I should do and come out ooo.I told her to try and see if she came remove hers from mine.she couldn't.I tried even more forcefully but It felt like my penis was going to cut off.Out of too much pain and confusion I laid on her there on the bed.We laid there for like 10mins then started trying all over again,all to no avail.It was pain upon pain and shout upon shout.I just laid there on her praying,God which kind wahala nah.How I come find myself for this kind condition?Asked her what she did,She said nothing.Asked her if she was married she said yes.Asked where her husband was she said,he was a useless man and she's the one hustling and doing everything at home.We talked more,and she said she was into renting of chairs loland canopies for occasion but because of the Covid-19 Lockdown nothing was coming out of it again.I said and your husband she said he was at home.I just weak.
I asked her to help me and pray so we can get out of it and leave,all these while we have spent more than an hour ontop each other.
Since the hotel room was 3500 per night I had paid for it with the intention of not staying tho.
Little did I know.
We were stocked for two hours then i started reaching for my fone and called a friend to come help me oo after explaining the whole scenario to him on fone.
Just 15mins later I started feeling something like snake from inside her cunt that was unfreezing my dick,I then felt it on the tip of my penis like cockroaches walking on it or tickling it and also heard sounds like condoms bursting.Then I tried pulling out but it was still very painful,she felt very dry and hard.She even beg me to continue to pull and try harder.I tried harder to pull out this time with tear running down my cheeks.The pain was unbearable then I thought it would have been better for me to go home with half dick and explain to my gf my dick fell off than to be caught in that Shameful situation.That alone made me force my dick out in tear and pain.Suddenly,my dick was out and we were free.
I had promised my Stars I won't Fornicate again if i was freed and it happened so I was so excited and happy.I quickly gave the lady her money but I started acting funny and asked me to keep that she doesn't want it.I was like why? She said no nothing. She said I should better go and pray,this my Kini wey no dey stay one place according to her.I became confused and told her she was possessed but I couldn't stay any longer as I had to rush back home so i left her there with the money on the bed while she was still forming very weak as went into the bathroom to clean up and started bathing.
Met the friend I called outside the building and he wanted to hear the full gist again and see the lady I just showed him pictures of her.
E shake head say "na very fine woman ooo".
Abeg this story no be formings ooo or fable.
Na true life story.
Na only God know wetin I see ooo.
Moving forward,I have totally repented even though I couldn't go to church on Sunday coz of Covid.
My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?

sincerely I can't just help it but laugh hard

alwayssparkling:
hello nairaland doctors i need help here. pls overlook any typo error.

i am over the age where the 4 widom teeth (the molars) of an adult normally grows.

the thing is while the two molars at the top jaw grew without any problem, the other bottom two refused to grow out. i really didnt notice until two year ago when i started having gum aches from both sides of my bottom jaw. at first the pain was mild but it came back two weeks later and this time it was more severe. this made me count my teeth and i discovered i only had 30 teeth instead of 32.

i didnt take it seriously but the aches continued forcing me to see a dentist.
after a minute checkup the doctor told me i had a condition known as an impacted tooth. according to him, my bottom jaw was smaller than my teeth set and that made it impossible for my molars to grow out. he said the pain i felt was due to the two molars trying to push against the obstruction of the jaw.

i asked for a soln and he told me that the only way pluck out the molars. i didnt have a problem with that until i asked for the price.

he told me that the removal of both teeth would cost 15k each. i shouted and he shouted back. i left the office angrily but not before he told me that by the time i get to 26 i will be the one begging for the procedure.

the truth is since the time i did that checkup the gum aches have been coming up periodically. i have been fighting it with warm water and salt but the pain normally comes back after a couple of weeks with each emergence more severe than the last.

so i really want to know if there is another alternative to deal with the ache without parting with my 30k.

i recently noticed with the help of a mirror that there have been little signs of the molars showing up, though majority of the whole is still buried under the jaw.

that's way expensive.. Tooth extraction in Minna is #3,000 with medication sef (General Hospital)

Corporate2020:
Real men don't beg. Have some shame.

even your president and top presidential opponents had to beg at some point so stop talking shit... BTW that finance minister from Kaduna is as wicked as the short devil governor there.. And then the NCDC is so full of negativity. I have never heard the man make any positive statement including the press report he's giving rn. Very stupid man. You done goldmine abi

Shekau needs to be shot at sight.. I don't like this captured alive. BH may tend to rise again and they will kidnap school girls again and will want Shekau in exchange for those girls or whosoever. Just kill the motherfucker and fucking reduce the budget for defence. Enough is enough. Using Defence to steal money.

This man is so full of negativity ehhh.. Is he encouraging health workers or scaring others that wants to help. Why bring this up now. Sorry but youre a very stupid man

soanl:
Good day, nairalanders. I'm a final year student of a federal university and I want to officially do name change.

Which is better between changing it before or after graduation and won't affect me?

better be sure of what you're changing to be you cost somebody an election victory

Giwoni:
Thanks. I appreciate

if possible block her number using truecaller, u see the her calls but it will read busy. Don't always call her and engage seriously in a hobby this period.

@Giwoni, get yourself another girl, spend time with her and completely avoid this your said gfriend. Give her excuses when she demands for money. Be a man, be strong. Make her know u have another lady and see how she come begging for your attention

This thing pain me, I followed @snowland from the first time he made that thread and then kept checking to know when the next thread was made so I can benefit. Fortunately I was the 12 person to post my details. I kept refreshing the page since ytday to be sure I was included and make the list but didn't. I'm so heartbroken but still appreciate your goodwork. May God reward you

snowland:
Thanks for your observation. I actually used a software to compile the names and remove duplicates. Now I had to check manually and discovered that you and theresafaith were actually right in that 7 and 9 were duplicates. I'll contact beremx now if she has not credited the person yet not to. Actually he used different names but same account number.

Thanks.

wow... I didn't make it, but thank you for the kind gesture. May God reward you

snowland:
Fixed

thank you very much sir... Really appreciate the kind gesture

snowland:
Thanks for the concern. If anyone thinks names being displayed on here is not ideal, I'll gladly remove such person's name. My model for selection demands names to be pasted because each number associated with the names will be randomly drawn to determine the winner.
I can easily just pick some names but will I be fair in my selection? What if I just pick one gender? or just from one tribe or I just like how the name sounds? I just want to be fair and square giving everyone equal chance.

Yours truly,

Snowland.

please sir I noticed u pasted my name twice on 137 and 156. I only posted once on that thread

@snowland sir I was the first person to post on second page and I did post my account once but I noticed u published my name Daniel Joseph twice on 137 and 156. I hope I make the cut. Thank you for your help.