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RomanceRe: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by danduchi(m): 8:24am On Mar 21, 2016
aluk:
Liar! Ignorant! I have been masturbating since God knows when and my d..k never lost its size. In fact, on the contrary, at a time, it got bigger. Now it is big, dark, long (almost 10 inch) and full of life! Masturbation never has ANY EFFECT on the size of one's joystick, so stop feeding the ignorant out there with crap cos you too are ignorant. A blind man cannot lead another blind man to safety.

Now, I strongly believe the size of one's joystick is genetic, and so hereditary. There is a likely tendency that a guy would take after his father or any of his grandparents, in terms of his d..k size.

I have heard of both orthodox and unorthodox methods aimed at increasing the size of the d..k but I never paid so much attention to all these because I don't need them and two, there are two many lies out there all in the name of d..k enlargements. I think what the OP needs to do is put his mind off this for now. He is only exhibiting the fear of the unknown. And if this bothers him so much as he has mentioned here, he should consult a therapist who will advise him on what to do.

There is more to life than worrying about d..k size and sex.
Just hear yourself, the problem with we Africans is we read and don't understand... You masturbate but u do it the right way by not applying too much pressure on ur dick just like the jelqing exercise (read on jelqing exercise). Another fellow who masturbate, applies pressure on the penis, restricting the blood from circulating well causing shrinkage. I advise u read more, learn how to use ur words and don't argue bluntly
RomanceRe: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by danduchi(m): 8:22am On Mar 21, 2016
aluk:
Liar! Ignorant! I have been masturbating since God knows when and my d..k never lost its size. In fact, on the contrary, at a time, it got bigger. Now it is big, dark, long (almost 10 inch) and full of life! Masturbation never has ANY EFFECT on the size of one's joystick, so stop feeding the ignorant out there with crap cos you too are ignorant. A blind man cannot lead another blind man to safety.

Now, I strongly believe the size of one's joystick is genetic, and so hereditary. There is a likely tendency that a guy would take after his father or any of his grandparents, in terms of his d..k size.

I have heard of both orthodox and unorthodox methods aimed at increasing the size of the d..k but I never paid so much attention to all these because I don't need them and two, there are two many lies out there all in the name of d..k enlargements. I think what the OP needs to do is put his mind off this for now. He is only exhibiting the fear of the unknown. And if this bothers him so much as he has mentioned here, he should consult a therapist who will advise him on what to do.

There is more to life than worrying about d..k size and sex.
Just hear yourself, the problem with we Africans is we read and don't understand... You masturbate but u do it the right way by not applying too much pressure on ur dick just like the jelqing exercise (read on jelqing exercise). Another fellow who masturbate, applies pressure on the penis, restricting the blood from circulating well causing shrinkage. I advise u read more, learn how to use ur words and don't argue bluntly
RomanceRe: Never Knew How Much I Care About My Girl Until I Tried To Cheat by danduchi(m): 8:39am On Mar 19, 2016
Just reading people's comment and imagine the bitterness and bad advise. @OP, u did the wrong thing inviting the girl and corrected yourself from entering a blood covenant with some1 else. I pray God helps ur union and brings the best out of u two
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife's Breathtaking Castle (photos) by danduchi(m): 6:31pm On Mar 16, 2016
praizeblog:
beautiful
hope you're referring to the house not his wife?
CelebritiesRe: The P-square Split: Why Blame The Wives? By Emeka Oparah by danduchi(m): 8:40am On Mar 16, 2016
Oboy you get time... Use this your skills write comprehensive books for primary school, you go make am. See talent.
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Look Alike by danduchi(m): 7:28pm On Mar 13, 2016
AssoJnr:
sorry, I understand your frustration. dollar would drop against naira soon
I may not kw ur age but I kw ur level of maturity
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Look Alike by danduchi(m): 9:46am On Mar 13, 2016
Una don start... U no resemble am. Y can't u be just you. Fking inferiority complex
RomanceRe: . by danduchi(m): 3:01pm On Mar 12, 2016
Bros I am not supporting ur parents oo, but I advise you relax a bit till next year... Y d rush to marry, you just graduated. Marriage is forever o... I don't kw ur girl but Esan girls? (I hold my lips). Pray to God, don't rush and regret tomorrow. There's a lot to learn in your courtship
RomanceRe: Help!!my Friend Is A Rapist by danduchi(m): 2:50pm On Mar 12, 2016
So u had ur first gay sex... Disvirgined ur anal crack. Lol. Wash ur ass with ogogoro
Jokes EtcRe: My Sport Range Rover Just Arrive by danduchi(op): 2:44pm On Mar 12, 2016
dblaisepascal:
HHAHHAHAHAHA' really funny'''' May God answer ur prayer.
Amen
Jokes EtcRe: My Sport Range Rover Just Arrive by danduchi(op): 11:28am On Mar 12, 2016
Funny right... I love Range Rover and I have faith I will own a new model one some day

Jokes EtcMy Sport Range Rover Just Arrive by danduchi(op): 11:27am On Mar 12, 2016
YIPEE.......... At last guys, God has done it. So my new machine from Europe just arrived this morning and I decided to take the ride to the car wash for the first time.

CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Weds Wuraola Otiti In Benin (Photos) by danduchi(m): 8:09am On Mar 12, 2016
Wetin make Ooni of Ife dey die for this girl like this after all the allegations, her private part get honey ni
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Weds Wuraola Otiti In Benin (Photos) by danduchi(m): 8:08am On Mar 12, 2016
She didn't use her father two bedroom flat...
PoliticsRe: NCC Finally Gives Nigerians Num To Call For Complians Against Telcom Companies. by danduchi(m): 5:18pm On Mar 10, 2016
Nice one... Remaining free calls to Nigerian Police, Hospital Ambulance, Fire service etc
PoliticsRe: NCC Finally Gives Nigerians Num To Call For Complians Against Telcom Companies. by danduchi(m): 5:16pm On Mar 10, 2016
True talk and its free to all networks... Make I see how this bastard MTN go continue to steal individuals money to pay dept
PoliticsRe: FG Tracking Additional 11,000 Ghost Workers — Adeosun by danduchi(m): 9:47am On Mar 10, 2016
Burger01:
Jonathan really messed this country up sad
and who told u all this happened at Jonathan regime. Is your father blame for the bad things u have done... If yes 'Angel Gabriel go back to the 90's and give this dude's father condom to use'. Bloody facade
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by danduchi(op): 10:17am On Mar 09, 2016
This girl babalawo strong pass Didier Drogba own
CultureRe: Open Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by danduchi(op): 10:16am On Mar 09, 2016
Another Twist To The Story
Sonia (now Wuraola Otiti) was previously married to former
Jigawa Governor Saminu Turaki. Her marriage packed up
due to a scandal involving her twin pregnancy because
Turaki was battling impotency at that time.
The marriage packed up after the twins died at birth.
Sonia now Wuraola who was a UNIBEN dropout reportedly
dated former Deputy Senate Majority leader, Abdul Ningi for
a while. Their affair crashed over allegations of infidelity.
Wuraola is still legally married to a Lebanase billionaire
named Eli Khoury.
Eli Khoury was the third man in Wuraola’s life.
Wura who is in her early 30s met Eli and relocated to Dubai
in 2015..
As at mid last year, she still flaunts him on the social media
as her husband. She has since deleted all her social media accounts. Why did the Ooni got entangled with this highly controversial lady?
Why did he change her name from Itohan Sonia Obahan to
Wuraola Zainab Otiti??
Why did he tell his friends Wuraola bears the same name as
his late mother if he has nothing to hide??
Anyway, we wish the King and his new Queen a blissful
marriage.

CultureOpen Letter To Wuraola Otiti, Ooni Ogunwusi’s New Queen By Zainab Lawani by danduchi(op): 10:09am On Mar 09, 2016
Friend Exposes Ooni Of Ife’Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi’s 2nd Wife, Sonia Itohan Wuraola Otiti’s Dirty Secrets In Open Letter

Open Letter To Ooni Of Ife’s Oba Ogunwusi’s New Queen, Itohan Sonia Wuraola Otiti & Adopted Sister Jennifer Obayuwana


It’s amazing how Jennifer is suddenly flaunting Sonia as her sister. Why haven’t you ever shown her as your sister all these years? You waited till the accounted Olori title came.

Jen you and your father are just users willing to identify with anyone you can extort money from to buy your outrageous watches.

Sonia is your sister, where were you guys when she was roaming all over Abuja. When she hits a big maga you identify with her to get him to buy your watches and luxury.

Sonia remember that if anything happens to this your marriage to ooni that is the end of you. Gone are the days were you can come out and find another person.

You are also too possessive and destructive to share your man with another woman. Infact nothing drives you nuts than your man having other women. You are destructively possessive.

Will you now be breaking things in Ife palace when you see him with women? Will you now be driving any woman that comes near him in your usual way?

You married Elie khouri legally at Amac. Until December you were still married. Is ooni marrying another mans wife?

Abi ifa and ife Chiefs no dey check the hands of who dey enter their palace again?

You lie so much and claim so much. You remember your days with your friend Fati after Saminu dumped you disgracefully and Hajiya at coomassie crescent who was also your love-vendor?

Try and pay all the people you owe cos you are a no1 debtor.
You married Elie to spite Abacha family.

Now you are marrying Oba to spite Elie. His whole family went against him marrying you.
You gave his mother so much hell.

Talking down at her and disrespecting her your normal way of behavior. You sucked Elie dry all his little expatriate change you took it sent him into debt and you ran away. You were still sleeping around while married to Elie to fund your lifestyle.

You think God is sleeping? Your story will come to light as it has always done.
Correct your ways. Your quest for money, fame and power: this is your last bus top. You don enter one chance bus wey you no go fit comot.

And if I know Sonia as I know her this can also be a fluke. Ooni must have gone on an outing with her presenting her as his wife before social media catches it. Sonia that we know could be strategizing.

Until ooni marry you as wife it could still be one of your numerous frauds.

Please come and pay all your gbese(debt) before we your debtors March to Ife palace.
I also hope you have treated your very smelly armpit body odour.

Are you still going to hold this marriage ceremony in John obayuwanas house as your fathers house? Because Na him house you dey always use shine.
Since you are so ashamed of your fathers Benins flat(block of flat apartment) I am surprised you never used sense to build him a befitting house to cover up.

You owed at Maitama shopping complex moved to Garki still owed. You can’t pay rent.

Are you now back to Christianity? Cos you were born Christian changed to Islam bearing Zainab for Hausa men. Now you are marrying a Christian abi ifa’ist are you now chrisfa or Christian or Muslim?

From Itohan at Benin to Sonia to Zainab to Wuraola Iya clap for yourself. You are the queen of rebranding.

[Zainab Lawani writes from Abuja]
Source: http://naijagists.com/friend-exposes-ooni-of-ife-oba-ogunwusi-2nd-wife-sonia-itohan-wuraola-otitis-dirty-secrets-in-open-letter/

RomanceRe: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by danduchi(m): 10:00am On Mar 08, 2016
deltaboiy01:
I don't know if its appropriate to ask my dad to know if its a genetic problem, or because I started masturbating early? Even in the hostel I wear 3 pants on because I get intimidated by other lads
ur dick is suppose to be bigger than that, excess masturbation cause the decrease. U applied too much pressure on it and the rate at which blood flows has decrease. Dick grows even to 40yrs of age. I will advice you seize to masturbate, exercise more often, eat good food/fruit (esp water melow) and drink plenty water. It takes time but see the changes in 2months. Try exercising and exhaust urself everyday and don't masturbate or put pressure on ur dick
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Olusegun Obasanjo's 79th Birthday Today In Ogun State by danduchi(m): 10:33pm On Mar 05, 2016
I wonder how this man enjoy peace of mind with the way his children are against him for his atrocities
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Shola Ogudu Wants To Confess (pic) by danduchi(m): 7:14am On Mar 05, 2016
Y bring a child to this world if u can't care for... Some people cane for hell fire go get chuku chuku
PhonesRe: Why I Won't Give Up My Blackberry by danduchi(m): 6:36am On Mar 05, 2016
Na waoh... Wetin Android phone users go come talk? If they list options for u (y android is better than BB), u go sale ur BB buy android phone
CareerRe: The Nigerian Army Salary Structure: How Much Is A Nigerian Soldier Paid? by danduchi(m): 10:29pm On Mar 04, 2016
I can swear that staff sergeant collects more than #150k
EducationRe: IbrahimShamwily: Highest JAMB Score In 2016 (photo) by danduchi(m): 7:53am On Mar 04, 2016
Congratulations... Wouldn't be surprsie ABU zaria won't admit the guy for Medicine and Surgery (Nigeria factor for you)
EducationSenate Fixes N2, 500 For UTME, Extends Validity Period To 3yrs by danduchi(op): 6:06pm On Mar 02, 2016
The Senate on Wednesday passed a resolution reducing the
registration fee of Unified Tertiary Matriculation
Examination (UTME) to N2, 500 from N5,650 that was paid
this year by students.
The resolution was taken following the adoption of the
report of the Senate Committee on Tertiary Institutions and
TETFund on the inquiry into the new admission policy of the
Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB).
The Senators also recommended for the extension of the
validity period of the UTME to three academic year.
They also resolved to amend the Act establishing JAMB to
reflect the extension of the validity period which is at the
moment a year.
The Senate also adopted the recommendation of the
Committee chaired by Senator Binta Masi Garba (APC,
Adamawa North) that the change of institution, course form
and other incidental activities around the exam should be
free.
Contributing to the debate, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso
(APC, Kano Central) said stressed the need for government
to look into the revenue being generated by JAMB.
Also yesterday, the Senate condemned the non- payment of
allowances of Nigerian students studying abroad who are
beneficiaries of the Bilateral Education Agreement (BEA) and
other scholarships of the federal government.
The condemnation was sequel to a motion sponsored by
Senator David Umaru (APC, Niger East) and seven others.
The Senators also urged the Federal government to take
immediate steps to ensure prompt payment of all
outstanding allowances of students who under its
scholarship scheme abroad.
Source: www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/senate-fixes-n2-500-for-utme-extends-validity-period-to-3yrs/136213.html#otbd3i57vdKX4ggc.99

EducationRe: Please If You Are Writing "JAMB" Or You Have Someone Writing. Read This by danduchi(m): 9:42am On Mar 01, 2016
I pity those who have been studying for this exam and their hope will be dashed by Jamb network. Goodluck to all jambites
Christianity EtcRe: (photo) Kaduna State Government To License Pastors And Imam by danduchi(op): 2:22pm On Feb 28, 2016
chieveboy:
I have always wanted to prescribe this to Nigeria following the delicate nature of (Nigerian) religion and how it portends good or evil.

They should censor religious sermons like how they did to firearms...maybe based on age, mental condition, etc. Enough of sensational preaching for fame.

It's high time we understand to ADAPT everything else we wish to copy or use to the Nigeria predicament especially when it is clearly defeating it's purpose....or something of that nature. If we must copy anything, a committee for 'adaptation' of whatever principle to the Nigeria condition will be a sensible gesture!
you can't decide to people how to run their religion or serve their God... I like El Rufai but he has gone too far this time
Christianity EtcRe: (photo) Kaduna State Government To License Pastors And Imam by danduchi(op): 12:25pm On Feb 28, 2016
Finally

Christianity Etc(photo) Kaduna State Government To License Pastors And Imam by danduchi(op): 12:22pm On Feb 28, 2016
Here are the major highlight of the bill passed through Kaduna state assembly after the second reading. Before passed into law, there will be a public hearing though
1. License of Pastors/Imam
2. Payment of taxes by churches and mosque
3. Pastor/Imam are limited to number of sermons preach
4. A Pastor/Imam cannot invite a preacher outside Kaduna state without the state License, offender will be fine.
5. You don't talk about the state government during sermon. Offenders will face 2years imprisonment or pay a fine of #200,000. Below is the document passed

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