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. The jealous boyfriend who used a fundraiser to crash
girlfriend’s spring break vacation
Miami, Florida, is one of the most popular vacation
destinations in the United States, but for one man, watching
his girlfriend go to the city of beautiful scenery and even
more beautifulpeople was too much to handle.
According to GoFundMe.com, a man named Azel Prather Jr.
started a fundraiser to raise enough money to travel to
Miami to be with his girlfriend so she wouldn’t be tempted
to cheat on him while on spring break. Prather made his
original plea on the website, where he danced a fine line
between devoted boyfriend and bonafide stalker.
Apparently a lot of people support Prather’s jealous streak.
He raised $360 from 29 different donations in just eight days on the website. He later updated his GoFundMe page to let everyone know that and his girlfriend had met up and were enjoying their spring break together. Thanks to all of the contributors, Prather and his girlfriend are making their
relationship work – at least until Spring Break 2016. (Source)

2. Britain’s “most jealous” woman makes her man take a lie
detector test every time he leaves the house. A woman who makes her husband take a lie detector test to prove he has been faithful every time he leaves the house has been diagnosed with a rare condition that causes delusional jealousy. Debbi Wood, 42, of Leicester, is so paranoid that her partner Steve Wood, 30, will stray that she also checks his phone, email accounts and bank statements several times a day for evidence of infidelity. Mr. Wood, who started dating Debbie in 2011 after they met through a friend, is even banned from watching women on television or looking at pictures of them in magazines. Doctors have discovered that the woman is suffering from Othello Syndrome, a psychiatric disorder which causes sufferers to believe their partners have been unfaithful –
even without evidence. (Source)

1. The jealous Saudi husband who divorced his wife after she kissed a horse
Incriminating photos of someone kissing another person
have surely ended many relationships, but this jealous
husband took things a little too serious. A Saudi man divorced his wife after discovering a picture of her kissing a horse on social media. The unnamed woman said she had published the photo of her equine smooch at a farm near Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, herself.
She added that her divorce has not made her regret kissing
the horse, and that she was not upset by splitting from a
man who cannot distinguish between humans and animals.
She also said she is very proud of the picture as it expresses
her love for Arabian horses.

6. Nicephore Soglo, Benin
Soglo served as prime minister of Benin between 1990 and
1991. He won the 1991 presidential elections and ruled the
country until 1996. In the March 1996 presidential election,
Soglo took first place in the first round, but he was defeated
in the second round by Mathieu Kerekou, who received
53.49% of the votes.

5. Abdou Diouf, Senegal
Diouf served as the second president of Senegal from 1981
to 2000. He is notable both for coming to power by peaceful
succession, and for leaving willingly after losing the 2000
presidential election to Abdoulaye Wade. He was also
elected Secretary-General of the Organisation Internationale
de la Francophonie between 2003 and 2014.

4. Rupiah Banda
Banda was the president of Zambia from 2008 to 2011. In
2011, he stepped down after losing a re-election bid to
opposition leader Michael Sata.

3. Abdoulaye Wade, Senegal
Wade led the Senegalese opposition for 26 years prior to
winning the 2000 presidential elections in Senegal. Between
1978 and 2012, Wade ran for president seven times.

2. Joyce Banda, Malawi
Joyce Banda took office as president following the sudden
death of President Bingu wa Mutharika in 2012. She was
Malawi’s fourth president and its first female president. In
May 2014, she was heavily defeated in the presidential
election.

1. Goodluck Jonathan, Nigeria
Goodluck Jonathan was the president of Nigeria from 2010
to 2015. He conceded defeat in a competitive election. He is
the first sitting Nigerian president to do so, and to
participate in a peaceful transition of power.

A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The
husband got so Hot one day that he decided to try the maid
who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed
clever. … He
called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his
pants, he pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know what this is?
Maid: (acting Shy) Yes
Husband: Do you know what it s for?
Maid: Yes
Husband: show me.
The maid immediately dropped to her knees held the item
with both hands drew closer and opened her mouth. The
husband was shivering with anticipation.
The maid then began,”My name is Chinasa , I’m 23 years old
and I’m from Nsukka. I want to make a shout- out to my
parents, mr and mrs Chigozie, my uncle, Brother NnamdI
aka’ chop my money and MY aunt, MRS IFEOMA, I would
also like to tell my boyfriend Johnny that I miss him. Can u
play me Ashawo by Flavour Nabania?”
Then finally says to the man,” Oga,take your microphone I’m
through…
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Unfortunately in Nigeria of today, majority of the populace
are so used to; maladministration, corruption in all strata of
our society, non-accountability of government officials and
lack of transparency, so willy-nilly and, the effects of all the
aforementioned transcends to ; constant interruption in
electric power supply (if any at all) in some areas, bad
roads, insecurity everywhere in the country and non-
functional government.
In fact the effects of these long periods of non- functional
government in Nigeria- has left some of us permanently
mentally scarred and brainwashed into thinking- when a
government official, is doing the right thing we tend to think
they are doing us a favour.
Is GEJ a hero or a president that did the right thing at the 11th hour?

We enjoy watching GMB with his certificate frm INEC

No Polling unit can have more than 750 people except the rest are voting point.

A true man of God.... It all came to pass

Meet the pastors who predicted President Goodluck
Jonathan’s victory in the just concluded election. Most of these self proclaimed prophets boasted to the media that God revealed to them in a vision that APC has no place inside Aso Rock. See excerpts from their prophetic predictions below:
(1) Prophet Joshua Iginla, the founder of Champions Royal
Assembly said God revealed to him that President Goodluck
Jonathan would win the elections but his prophesy didn’t
come to pass.
(2)Primate Ayodele, the founder of Inri Evangelical church
said: I don’t see the APC winning the presidential election. As it is, from what I see at the moment, PDP will win, amidst serious criticism.” Primate Ayodele’s prophecy also failed to materialise.
(3) Finally Johnson Suleiman aka Papa D Oracle said: “I
see president Goodluck Jonathan coming back but troubles.”
The reverse happened, President Jonathan is going back to
Otuoke not coming back to Aso Rock. Prophet Sule missed the vision. I wish these men had played it safe. With all these false predictions, how can we really believe God showed it to them.
God is not an author of confusion.

I still respect GEJ.... I am just happy that the masses have their say again. Its no longer business as usual.

Ok.... Another insane person not in a hospital

How did this happen? According to reports by Punch and
Vanguard, President Jonathan lost to Buhari in the election
conducted inside Aso Rock. At polling unit 22, PDP had 302
votes while APC had 348 votes, while at polling unit 21 - PDP
had 293 votes while APC had 265 votes.
Collation of results from both polling units gave the PDP a
total vote of 595 while the APC had a total of 613 votes. The
president won the election at the two polling units in 2011.
Meanwhile, APC won PDP 499 to 0 votes in Buhari’s polling
unit in Sakin Yara “A”, Kofar Baru 3 in Daura LGA of Katsina
state. Out of 501 votes cast in the presidential polls, APC got
499, PDP had no vote, while 3 votes were voided.

APC Party Winning In Abuja, Lagos, Borno, Osun,
Niger,Jigawa, Kogi, Kaduna & Bauchi. The early result of the ongoing Nigerian Presidential election has given the All Progressives Peoples Congress Party, APC a winning edge over the ruling party, PDP. According to results collected from major polling booths across the country last night, over 80% of the votes go to APC party.
See early results released last night below (presidential
results underlined):
LAGOS STATE 2015 ELECTIONS RESULTS
1. Alausa Ikeja Ward 0045, Sunday Adigun (Tinubu’s
polling booth)
2. President: APC -180, PDP-55
3. Senator: APC – 181, PDP- 53
4. Rep: APC-178, PDP-53
5. Alausa Ward C, 004
6. President: APC-85, PDP-30.
7. Senator: APC-81, PDP-31.
8. Rep: APC -27, PDP-86.
Alausa Ward 2, Polling Unit 036
1. President: APC-82, PDP-28.
2. Senate: APC-78, PDP-31.
3. Rep: APC-79, PDP-31.
Dopemu Unit 18A Ward B
1. President: APC-53, PDP, 45.
2. Senate: APC-49, PDP-46.
3. Rep: APC-53, PDP-44
Dopemu Unit 18B, Ward B
1. President: APC-46, PDP-54.
2. Senate: APC-42, PDP-60.
3. Rep: APC-42, PDP-52.
Dopemu Union Road Unit 17:
1. President: APC-88, PDP-57.
2. Senate: APC-82, PDP-62.
3. Rep: APC-85, PDP-61.
Dopemu Alfa Yusuf Unit 20:
1. President: APC-101, PDP-53.
2. Senate: APC-75, PDP-67.
3. Rep: APC-104, PDP-53.
Dopemu Alfa Yusuf Unit 20B:
1. President: APC-76, PDP-65.
2. Senate: APC-75, PDP-67.
3. Rep: APC-73, PDP-65.
Lekki 1, PU at Avalon House
1. President: APC – 266 PDP -132
Igbosere Street, Lagos Island Polling Unit 008
1. President: APC 62 PDP 61
2. Senate: APC 70 PDP 52
3. Reps: APC 61 PDP 52
BAYELSA STATE 2015 ELECTION RESULTS
Polling Unit 13 Ward 5 Yenagoa
1. President: PDP – 290 APC – 9
2. Senator: PDP – 243 APC – 16
3. Rep: PDP 234 APC 14
Nembe Ward 3, Unit 4
President: PDP 44 APC 1 ACPN 1 APA 1
Senate: APC 3 PDP 32
Reps: APC 3 PDP 39
Nembe Ward 3 Unit 6
President: PDP 94 APC 3 NCP 1
Senator: PDP 59 APC 35
Reps: APC 12 PDP 82
Nembe Ward 3 Unit 2
President: PDP 106 APC 5
Senate: PDP 79 APC 30
Reps: PDP 101 APC 9
Nembe Ward 3 Unit 4
President: PDP 297 APC 1
Senate: PDP 278 APC 20
Reps: PDP 287 APC 11
Nembe Ward 3 Unit 13
Presidential: PDP 45 APC 4
Senate: PDP 41 APC 11
Rep: PDP 42 APC 7 PPA 2
DELTA STATE 2015 ELECTIONS RESULTS
Unit 1 Ward 9 Oshimili South
President: PDP – 361 APC – 33
Unit 7 Ward 9, Oshimili South
President: PDP – 351 APC – 29
BORNO STATE 2015 ELECTIONS RESULTS
Bama IDP Camp Maiduguri
President: APC: 108 PDP: 0
Old GRA Maiduguri (Opposite Govt House)
President: PDP – 52 APC – 300
Abuja FCT
Durban Street, Wuse 2
President: PDP – 176 APC – 299
AP plaza polling unit PU 37/06/04/180
President: APC-235 PDP-200 KOWA-1
Senator: PDP-178 APC-237 APGA- 5 ADC-1 PPA-1
Rep: PDP-161 APC-232 APGA-21 FRESH-1 LABOUR PARTY-11
APA-1 ADC-1
OSUN STATE 2015 ELECTIONS RESULTS
Iremo/Ajibamidele, Ile-Ife, Awolowo Hall, Polling Unit 5,
PDP – 44 APC – 130
NIGER STATE
Gbegannu area, Minna South
PDP – 30 APC-430 LP- 1 CPP- 2, APGA, others – Zero Void –
13
IMO STATE
Owerri West PU001B Ward 5
President: PDP-100, APC-20
OGUN STATE
Wesley 1, Isara
President: PDP – 246 APC – 98.
JIGAWA STATE
Birnin Kudu viewing centre, PU 004
PDP-17 APC-465.
KOGI STATE
Koto Town, Ukwo Ward, Polling unit 002
President: APC: 313 PDP: 8
KADUNA STATE
Badiko Zakaria Hotel Polling Unit
President: APC- 367, PDP- 1
Unguwan Liman Polling Unit (opposite VP Sambo’s House, Sardauna Crescent)
President: PDP- 13, APC – 213
Unguwan Sarki, Polling Unit 0024 (El- Rufai’s polling unit)
President: APC – 430, PDP – 11
Unguwan Dosa PU 027
President: APC 801, PDP- 450
Link road Polling Unit (VP Sambo’s former PU)
APC 386, PDP- 53
BAUCHI STATE
Bauchi Club
President: 54 APC 352
Senate: PDP 30 APC 153
Rep: PDP 27 APC 155
Sakwari Tilden Filani
President: 5 APC 486
Jubril Aminu
President PDP 96 APC 326
Senate PDP 116 APC 301
Rep: PDP 102 APC 310
Maternity LK
President: APC 325 PDP 2
Senate: APC 278 PDP 56
Rep: APC 312 PDP 19
The results will be updated later.

MOD, is it false alarm or force alarm?

In the historic election scheduled to hold on Saturday the
28th of March, Nigerians will be coming out en-mass to
break a 30 year hold on the reins of power by a former
military dictator, Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida.
Babangida came to power through a military coup that
toppled one of Nigeria’s more promising regimes, that of ex-
general Muhammadu Buhari and Brigadier Tunde Idiagbon
in 1985. Since then Babangida has maintained hold of the
reins of power directly and by proxy. The ex-president
promised as he “stepped down,” “I will be back,” and he was.
Dictator Babangida had handed over in 1993 to a civilian
stooge, Ernest Shonekan, shortly after Babangida’s second in
command, General Sani Abacha retrieved power from their
stooge. After Abacha died or was killed in August of 1998,
Babangida’s cousin, and adopted brother, General
Abdusalami, both Gwari people (As children, Abdusalami
Abubakar’s dad adopted orphaned Babangida) was made
president of Nigeria. Notice the “i” at the end of the names,
Abdusalami and Badamosi.
Abdusalami Abubakar immediately prepared to transfer
power to civilians. Together with Babangida and other
members of the dictator’s inner circle, they planned a
transition. Babangida and Lieutenant General Aliyu
Mohammed Gusau, the Director Military Intelligence, DMI
during Buhari’s time who together with Babangida plotted
the coup to sack the Buhari/Idiagbon government, again
together founded the People’s Democratic Party, PDP and in
1999 decided to hand over to a former soldier and pal,
General Olusegun Obasanjo.
When Obasanjo was invited to rule again by the Babangida-
Gusau crew, he famously asked, “how many president’s do
you want to make of me.” Babangida installed Obasanjo
through a rigged election process conducted under his
brother, Abdusalami Abubakar. Thus Babangida retained
power in the fourth republic.
It was decided that Idiagbon had to be killed and he was
allegedly poisoned in a visit he was summoned to in Abuja.
Brigadier Tunde Idiagbon threw-up throughout his journey
back to Ilorin and died shortly after to pave the way for the
PDP. [As regards this particular narration, I was a physical
eyewitness.]
Obasanjo’s regime was handled and monitored by
Babangida and his men with Babangida’s right hand man,
Aliyu Gusau as the nation’s NSA, National Security Adviser
throughout the Obasanjo tenure. NSA Gusau is noted to
have supervised the founding of MEND in the south and
Boko Haram in the north.
Obasanjo later handed over reluctantly to Yar’Adua/
Jonathan of the PDP Babangida party; later when Yar’Adua
passed in 2010 (or perhaps was poisoned for as some say,
for betraying the interests of the founders of the PDP party)
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan took over the reins of power with a
promise to continue to deliver the nation to Babangida and
co.
Under Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, Babangida’s men were
quickly restored to all chief positions of government: Aliyu
Gusau was immediately restored the the most sensitive
security office, the office of the National Security Adviser,
oNSA. Sambo Dasuki (Gusau’s foster brother with the duo
inheritors of Babangida’s wealth by blood and marriage —
Gusau married to Jamila, late Dasuki’s widow) … Sambo
Dasuki, who was the Aide-de-camp to president Ibrahim
Babangida was soon made NSA after Gusau resigned from
the post to contest against Goodluck Jonathan and his
replacement Gen. Andrew Azazi had been resigned (Azazi
was killed in a helicopter crash later the year he had
implicated the Babangida PDP party in Boko Haram terror).
Colonel David Mark who was minister of communication
under Babangida’s regime and is popularly remembered for
allegedly saying, “telephones are not for the poor,” was
soon made the nation’s senate president. David Mark
supervised the senate and nation’s oil industry ensuring oil
blocks remained within the Babangida club and the illegal
kerosene subsidy with $100 million in paupers’ funds
transferred to cabal pockets every month remained
unhindered.
After Gusau’s presidential ambition was defeated in the
notorious PDP primaries that Azazi had commented of,
Gusau was soon returned to the nation’s defense office as
minister, to supervise the “war” against Boko Haram.
Other Babangida boys like Jones Arogbofa were also
returned during the Jonathan regime as chief of staff, to
keep a tight control on Nigeria.
It appears all Babangida’s boys simply hung their military
fatigues and put on civilian garb to resume the Babangida
dictatorship, civilian style via the PDP.
So as Nigerians go to the polls this Saturday, they are not
only desperate to try a change in government and let go of a
PDP party that has supervised the establishment of terror
across west Africa, compromised one of Africa’s best armies,
mismanaged and subsequently privatized all public assets,
gifting these to the cabal, and watched over the gradual
impoverishment of the people and the enthronement of the
cabal, now recognized as the world’s top private jet club; the
people are also going in earnest to vote out the Babangida
30-year hold on power.

This one fit cause you memory loss sef

Ok

Nice one...after they depot you, you go begin dey shout no place like home. You no kw before u leave. I go dey Naija make my money

We all assume he is a married father of two but there is a
twist to Nollywood actor Ramsey Nouah’s marriage that is
not yet in the public. A Nollywood source informed one of our freelance reporters yesterday at a press briefing in Abuja that the man Ramsey Nouah didn’t marry his baby mama. On rumours that the two had divorced, the source said there is nothing like divorce in a common-law relationship with no official marriage certificate.
This explains why the actor has never been spotted with a
wedding ring. The relationship between Emelia Philips and Ramsey Nouah produced two children, Quincy (boy) and Camil (girl).

Nice one Adams....I support GEJ but the way am seeing things nw,I doubt if GEJ will win this election.

Why is this rape becoming too much?

eleko1:
that is good for U.Why do u rush to confront ur dad without asking ur mum why she was slapped.He gave u dat resounding slap cos he see U as taking side with ur mama.Ur mum probably say something that warrant her being slapped(I dnt support woman battered)Ur best bet now is to settle the issue/misunderstanding between them not rushing/park out.

. You're not serious.... You shld have wait and ask your mum first and neva talked to your dad till probably u are bck frm work

And how much are they paying the corpers?

251 since 2008....Now serving in Sokoto state

He had sex with you or you made love? Two different thingss... If you made love,u don't regret it that's means u enjoyed it....Jus beg ur mum for forgiveness without telling her what you did. Pray u get to leave the house on time or else his male children will arrange you till u become a public toilet. Use your head