₦airaland Forum

u sure say na she cook am

nuelzy:
if dis woman nah 31...make my nyash tear reach neck.....kini??....una lies dey purge abeg

is she younger or wat

INTROVERT:
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only u,two plots of land.Haba

chai my crush has been stolen

mayorjosh:
I don taya ooo...we don talk sey its not by force but he said I'm small n iono anitin bouh love

he even got her a ride?,customer care attendant??

halfrica:
Get her lime to drink o

Or u look for alum mehn ur sperm go flush out for ur presence

Nd please be fast cos a spermmm swims around d female egg for 3days within dat 3days do sumtin anytin possible cos once ur spermmm enters her egg omo u don become daddy b dat

Bt use salt nd water if u can get alum sha its blue in color dat one go wash d spermmm out u go dey see m live or u giv her unriped lime to take

Postinor same thing omo chai u on a long thing o

lol u are speaking from experience

londongal03:
you hv got no boobs to expose!

lol dahz mean

missdebs:
*in brown's voice* I FEEL GOOD tararararararan

*staring*

MzzTega:
Yeah. Eczema look alike thing with pimples.

I stopped using the cream yesterday. Started applying Funbact A.

should i discontinue applying the funbact A?

funbact A will worsen it

Sveen:
There was this certain Sunday that I and my pals decided to go play football, we dressed up and got to the field; but we met other set of peeps playing therein. Meanwhile, we are more than them in person and we decided to make use of that opportunity to send them of the field.

But these peeps were having none of it, suddenly an argument ensued, and a guy(in the other group) descended on one of my pals. We were supposed to let them fight, but I knew my pal his weak, he cannot take on the guy on his own and I jumped in, forming Mike tyson, I dealt him a mortal blow and he staggered backwards.

Before I know it, three guys descended on me, one was welding a broken bottle and another was holding what I presume to be a charm, while the last one was welding a plank. Da fuq, all these were gonna be used on me, I am so dead.

Suddenly, I felt a rush of air across my face and footsteps behind me, my legs were on motion, running as fast as it could go, but I was very sure I wasn't the one controlling them because I didn't even thing of running away before the assault.

I ran for a mile and I stopped when I was sure they weren't behind me anymore, and when I returned to the field with my own plank and bottle, I met my pals playing football with the supposed guys; the same peeps that wanted to kill me. Right there, I swore never to get in a fight because of a friend again in this milky way.

lmao

Aminat508:
Am. Coming, chai i have alot to say ooo

we are waiting o,na girls fight dey always make sense pass

some ladies will do anything for fashion nowadays,smh

baba once u blow,na she go dey fall 4 u #no1 fan

i av a crush on mhizdeedy if u see her,tell her i luv her

lekjons:
Nigerians'll never learn, so because it killed ur dog so u must kill it too?.. jungle justice!, u can't grab hold of it and take it to the police station.. huh?

lol hilarious

salivating

ok

funmijoyb:
1.there is a part of him that is not nigerian

2.he is not black

3.he is not better than nigerian goal keepers

then why waste nigerian money on him when we have good goal keepers in nigeria r people stupid?

SMH

clear d road for super eagles,super eagles all d way.Whip deir asses guys

great development

MhizDeedy:
Lol m I?

hell no

ellahzy:
celeb tinz


when I become a celeb I shall bring "gorimapa dreads" back

which 1 is gorimapa dreads

MosquitoLaps:
RSUST, I think, is fastest.
While UNIBEN was enjoying her first semester break, RSUST was preparing for second semester exams.
That's quite fast.

kwasu started a new session two weeks afta my skul started 2nd semester.Dah skul fast pass usain bolt

Blizzyblinkzy:
I love my BF. He's perfect 4 me.. No coma

efar hear

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Cameleon72:
I don't have an Ex and i don't think I will have any... *am i an Introvert*

you're married??

sandracoopert:
Begged me for a last sex.
#shy#bye#

lol it's normal

mhizdeedy

cut your d.ick off

ladies in the house,it's your turn today,Kindly post ur pictures

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