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shisha dey shark?

Glorious God!

hmmmm

For ur mind!!!

HBD

Darlingmua:
Double crush

mikool007:
s cald a crash

Lol

Pls I am not understanding o

I laugh

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Nigeria where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still,
she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Women! Women!! Women!!!

Buhari Buhari Buhari!!!!!

Dbrainiac1:
Dumbest question of the week

Seen

UrWorstNitemare:
It is because......

...you don't know it. Lol

Why is there a "d" in "fridge", but not in
"refrigerator" or "refrigerate"?

Pls does anyone have an idea

Rilwon:

[size=20pt] Christians how market? [/size]
**runs for cover**

0lodo Jesus is not man!
Try again...

#StayGold

Buhari shld comman explain o

how many nls are there already?

Gradually..

Wow... next!

Omo Abule Sowo

confam!

mumu

Somehow it's both a sad and a happy story
– not every girl out there can brag about
attracting two guys at the same time, but in
the end you will definitely have to break
someone’s heart.

In this ambiguous story, there are always two winners and one loser,
but to arrive at the right decision is not an
easy task. This is a collection of tips on how
to choose between two guys that covers every
single point you should take into account
before announcing the big news to either of
them.



1. Bad Guy, Good Guy

One of the most efficient ways is to
create a good old list of positive and negative
things about both of them. Give a thought
about their appearances, tastes, behaviors and
other criteria that you regard as important.
Then, weigh the results and come up with an
overall winner but remember that there are
many more factors to consider. Still, it’s a
good starting point.



2. Compatibility

Every time either of them is around, watch
for the signs of compatibility with your
character, temperament, worldviews, tastes in
music, love of pets, etc. The guys you fancy
can’t be the same, and so is your
compatibility. If you notice that you don’t
really click together or you can’t get rid of
a strange feeling that you don’t belong
together no matter how hard you try,
probably it means that you should look the
other way.



3. Commitment

Once you set out to make a choice, follow
carefully your conversations as you speak of
friends, families – and exes! To come up with
the right answer to your question of how to
choose between two guys, you should make
sure that the guy of liking is the right partner
for a long-term relationship. If he had nothing
like that in the past, or can’t boast any
lifetime friends, watch out for a possible
disappointment.



4. Hopeless Characters

Nothing betrays a hopeless character
better than bad habits (to the point of
abuse, which is especially true for alcohol and
drugs), extreme views (on religion, race, sex
and politics) and chauvinism (treating you like
a toy for pleasing, cooking and raising kids).
Any of these tell-tale signs, and you’d
better stay away from him.



5. Social Prowess

Wherever you are together, you would
surely want to be proud of your man’s
socializing talents. If you feel completely at
ease next to him in public, among your friends
or even in some odd situations, it’s likely
that making him your boyfriend will be your
better choice so far.



6. Plans for the Future

It’s fine if you both like seizing the
moment and live as if tomorrow never comes.
However, if you have slightly different views on
a proper attitude to life and expect your
partner to have a clear and realistic vision of
his future – including his desirable job, place
of living and family, ask both guys directly or
start the conversation as if randomly to see if
you can tick this box for each of them.



7. Ambitions

Does your ideal boyfriend have to dream
big and move on to make these dreams come
true? I bet he does, and I know that
ambitious high-flyers (if only they stay true to
themselves) are really hot, so why not go for
someone like that? Compare the two guys to
see whose ambitions are more daring and make
your choice!



8. Signs of Jealousy

This is a two-way method. First, you should
make sure that the guy of your choice
doesn’t show any signs of deviant jealousy –
if he does, this will be getting worse and
worse as the time passes, so watch out.
Second, listen to your heart when you’re with
one of them, and if you feel as if you’re
cheating on the other one, you are likely to
be committed more to the second guy.



9. Your Liberty

You are young, you love freedom, and no
one has the right to restrict it. If being with
either of the guys means putting more weird
obligations on yourself and being treated like
his possession, then keep away and don’t
compromise on your liberty. Hopefully, the
other guy will be on the same page with you
and have more respect for your individuality.



10. Power of Imagination

This method on how to choose between
two guys requires a bit of fantasizing. Pick
each of the guys and imagine you’re going to
travel together next month, then marry, and
then have children together. How do you feel
for each of them? Do your feelings differ?
Who brings more joy when you think of your
future?



11. Crush Test

This is a bit cruel, but there’s no better
way to test your crush’s resistance to any
storms in your life. Put them to the test with
your crazy behavior, hysterics, sudden changes
of mood or sarcasm to watch and compare
their reactions. The one who passes the test
is likely to be a much better option.



12. Little Deceits

Do you feel bad when lying to any of the
two guys? Try to notice your feelings even if
you do this on purpose, and your reaction will
show whom you treat more seriously.



13. Heart Throbs

Looking at different ways to choose
between two guys, we shouldn’t overlook…
love. Surely, falling in love with one of the two
makes the choice a whole lot easier, but for
this you should listen to your heart really
carefully and stay realistic about how you feel.
Otherwise it’s easy to take a desire for real,
deep and heart-felt love.



14. Soul Mates

You can’t always stay reasonable when
deciding on how to choose between two guys.
If you feel like you found a soul mate in one
of them but he fails to meet some “selection
criteria”, don’t hesitate to go for him. All
we have to say is to wish you luck in your
incredible adventure.



15. Your Inner Voice


When no other options are left, listen to
your intuition and use all the power of your
gut feeling to decide who will be a better
partner for a girl like you.

0 days in an Oil company....

mazizitonene:
op abeg....how i go fit upgrade pass to first-class

smh

PGD still d fastest...

sexymoma:
You na TY Bello

No DY Bello

sexymoma:
You na TY Bello

No DY Bello

sexymoma:
Agege bread na im sure pass now ooo biko make i start my own ooo, dey waka from pen cinema reach ojota ooo

lol... abeg reach my side for pen cinema o

Is cheating a Sin?

happy Birthday to him... happy Birthday to me too