₦airaland Forum

TippyTop:
Tinubu has chopped lagos dry. Let Jaykay come and clean the mess abeg.

Gbayi!!!

Ehn Ehn..... Oya APSHITS whr r u now ooo, abi dats GEJ handwork again

RIP APC IN ADVANCE!!!

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OMG! buh how true is dis

RIP to d dead if its actually true.

RIDE ON MY PRESIDO...

GEJ TILL APC ITSELF CHANGE BEFORE TRYING TO CHANGE THE WHOLE 9JA.

Tsunny:
this small piking on NL self. It's not ur fault, na mtn wey give u 10mb get fault.

Eeeyah... Hug d nearest transformer abeg

Tsunny:
go n die den, cos na that one go bring fuel fuel price down. He goat...

Chaii.. E pain am lol

hardbody:
...and here comes the winner for the most stupid post on Nairaland.....Give it up the idiota....a round of applause for the fool of the week











































Error of mistaken eja.cu.lation.

Kai dat isi too much.. #GMB ascent

Tsunny:
I dey c pregnant after election...

Your sentence sef is pregnant ogbeni!!!

INEC should not postpone our victory oo..

#GEJ winning

Dahjhi:
One Baginatu for you man...

Thanks sir!

WE, MUSLIMS MUST SPEAK UP NOW
- By Umar Abubakar, PhD

Kaduna (NDR) - This certificate scandal of Maj-Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari has really opened the eyes of many.
Initially, some of us in the north thought that Goodluck
Jonathan in his desperate move to remain in power beyond
2015 wants to use this certificate issue to shut out our
champion, Buhari.

But from every indication, the opposite is the case. It's an
understatement to say that I'm ashamed of being a Muslim and
be supporting Buhari. Islam is not about lies and evil. Islam is
a true religion based on peace and unity.
For over a month, Buhari is yet to provide his certificate and
remove the shame he has painted on us, his diehard
supporters. I mean, how difficult is it for Buhari to instruct
WAEC to send a copy of his certificate to INEC, not to Premium
Times? Is this so difficult? He doesn't need to travel to do this.
The time he used in Press Conference is the same opportunity
he would tell WAEC to kindly send his certificate to INEC. By so
doing, the whole world would know that he is truly a man of
integrity and incorruptible.
Organizing a Press Conference with the aim to release a
shabbily prepared Statement of Result is not ideal, especially
when the CERTIFICATE is there with WAEC. Or is the Statement
of Result more valuable than the CERTIFICATE?

For 2 days now, I have thought about everything I held Buhari
at high esteemed thinking that he was being victimized by the
lucifers in PDP, but I was wrong. I have come to a solid
conclusion that he has been lying to us, his ardent supporters.

I am ashamed to say this, but I must say it. I must describe
Buhari in 6 words:

1. FRAUD - he entered the army without any certificate but rose
to the rank of Maj-General taking salaries and pensions which
he didn't merit.

2. COUPIST - he was the arrowhead in ousting Gowon in 1976
as well as Shagari in 1983.

3. LOOTER - I now believe the $2 billion in midland bank Fela
sang about.

4. BIGOT - He jailed politicians that are not from his ethnic
group or how could one explain why Shagari wasn't jailed but
Ekwueme was. He feels so proud that he executed 76% of PTF
projects in the north, neglecting even our Muslim brothers and
sisters in the Southwest.

5. LIAR - He maintains that Abacha didn't steal just because he
followed Abacha and looted Nigeria dry. He claims to have N1m
in his bank account, yet his children are in the UK schooling
where millions of naira are paid as Tuition fees.

6. FORGER - this one is causing me depression. I can't believe
that Buhari has no single certificate, instead of him to open up,
he went and forged one.
We have no option than to stick with Jonathan till 2019.

Buhari has messed us up walahi!

"My Goodluck initiative"

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1430514373905834&id=1428859800737958&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6111311861693982849%3Amf_story_key.-4196433173005167419%3Aei.6111311864595196303.6023418174707.19.0&__tn__=%2As

drnairalov:
APC IS WINNING. NOTHING IS STOPPING US, BUHARI WILL BE DECLARED AS WINNER.
IDIOTS. DEM TRY RELIGION E NO WORK, CERTIFICATE E NO WORK, NOW NA DEBATE.....GMB MY PRESIDENT....

Dey dere dey fool urself.. APSHITS

Its good but ungodly

The Minister of Education, Mallam Ibrahim Shekarau, has
said public schools throughout the country will remain in
session during the February 14 and 28 elections.
Shekarau said this in Abuja on Monday after a meeting with
the state commissioners for education.
Details later…

http://www.punchng.com/news/no-holiday-for-schools-during-elections-shekarau/

angeloge247:
I dnt belong to any party.bt knw dat Apc is nt d only 1 contesting with Pdp.

OK..

MyMouth:
All these kids here calling APC, you are all crazy! When Buhari was attacked, what did you say? Let PDP continue to bomb so that elections would not hold, but whether the bomb Aso rock, elections must hold feb. 14the.

Na wash.. GEJ winning

angeloge247:
Who told u dat is APC?

Who else plssss

Chaii.... APC!!!

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Youngzedd:
Is this guy a Nigerian or from Burkina Faso



He is just there vomiting trash as if his vote will count.

If you check wella, he may not have Voter's card. This is my problem with PDP e-warriors.


Walk out of thread.

Drags u back...

Tuale!!! Imam sef no dull

1, When MEND bombed Abuja on 1st October 2010 and
killed and injured many people, MEND claimed
responsibility but President Goodluck Nnamdi Azikiwe
Ebele Jonathan said it wasn't MEND!
MEND leader, Henry Okah was to later testify on oath
at a South African court that President Jonathan
organised the bombings so that he could blame it on
northern Nigerian politicians, and since that time
unexplained bombings have become a way of life in
northern Nigeria while President Jonathan and his
gang have continued to lie against northerners to be
the sponsors!

2, A special hostage negotiator named Reverend
Stephen Davis hired by President Jonathan to
negotiate the release of abducted schoolgirls with.

3,"Boko Haram" named the Biafran war lord called
General Ihejirika and Sheriff as boko haram sponsors, but
instead of doing what any responsible
government will do, Jonathan's government chose to
tell a naked lie that it did not even hire the negotiator
in spite of an avalanche of media evidences that he
did hire the man, and one woman called Marylin Orga
who claims to speak for the State Security Service also
quickly exonerated General Ihejirika in the same way
Jonathan quickly exonerated MEND on 1st October
2010.

4,"PDP created Boko Haram". Says General Andrew Azazi, this statement cost his life.

5,"Government/ Army behind Boko Haram" Murtala Nyako, this statement cost his position.

Nigerian government is the real Boko Haram" Sheikh
Zakzaky, this statement cost the lives of his 3 children and
numerous followers.

6,"Boko Haram are in my cabinet, judiciary and military."
President Jonathan.

7,"Federal Government is the biggest Boko Haram" General
Buhari, this statement almost cost his life, but He escaped.

8,"A jet belongs to Oritsejefor, (a close friend to Jonathan)
caught in South/Africa with cash of about 9.3 millions US
dollars for arms deal to be imported and distributed to
bokoharam and today he declare to run again.

Watch my Presidential Declaration live to listen to my plans for
a brighter future for you and your loved ones. Nigeria is moving
forward and I invite you to join me. GEJ

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/diasporatvl

I guess most of you will vote cos he's a Nigerian but does he REALLY deserve it?
Abeggi.. The people behind it knows the winner already.

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Funny u

“I heard that some of them are boasting of money, but tell
them that Rochas has come; any day you hear that PDP
brought money with pick-up, tell me so that I will bring
money with trailer. All these PDP leaders in South-East, if
you put their money together, it is not equal to half of my
money.”


FUNNY.

“THE SHREWD ONE SEES THE DANGER AND CONCEALS HIMSELF, BUT THE INEXPERIENCED KEEP RIGHT ON GOING AND SUFFERS THE CONSEQUENCES”



YES! I have heard too much of this question from the ladies and I’m sick and tired of it already. You know why? Because I expect ladies to step up their games. The truth is that you can never know for sure that a man loves you. Yeah right I said that. There is no guaranteed way of knowing.


Being the girls you are, that age old question “DOES HE LOVE ME?” can plaque your thoughts but I’m glad to let you know that there are ways to figure out the answer without having to embarrass yourselves.

You ladies can’t really guess how men feels because you tend to judge yourselves by what you are capable of doing while others judge you by what you’ve done. I mean you can’t help it, you are girly girls by heart and whenever you meet someone you have soft spot for, you can’t help but wonder if he feels the same but like I said earlier there are ways to figure out as to whether he is in love or not.

Although, men would always be men, that he calls 300 times a day is not a sign that he loves you.
That he goes out of his way to ensure your comfort is no sign either.
That he spills out a thousand and one sugar coated words which causes your inside to tickle is definitely not a sign or that he spends a lot of money on you is still not a guarantee.

For all we know, these gestures could only be his plot to make you believe he loves you and as such win you over so as to have his dirty ways with you and therefore discard you like a dispensable cadaver.

Men are cunny, smart and well calculated, that is why they would make you fall head over heels in love without knowing it. Don’t get me wrong. I am not saying that every man is guilty of the aforementioned vices, of course not. There are true men who do love for real, YEAH! SOMEONE LIKE ME, BUT WE ARE VERY RARE.

Now how do you ladies know that men have genuine feelings for you?
You can tell by paying attention to how he acts, what he says and what he does when you are together or apart.

HOW HE ACTS*
Is he always ready to jump on you and sexually devour you like a voracious beast? Did he start talking about getting laid just few days into the relationship? Does he introduce you as his girlfriend only to his male folks? Have you met his family?

WHAT HE SAYS*
Does he talk about a future with you in the picture? Do you both have goals for each year and how is both of you contributing to achieve those goals? Do you both open up to each other about your fears, hope and aspirations? Does he only talk trash about his ex? Has he ever said “I LOVE YOU” when you least expected? Note that there is a difference between “love ya” and “I love you”.

WHAT HE DOES*
Does he listen when you talk and respond when he should? Does he try to make or talk you into liking the things he likes? Does he sometimes lend helping hands either in the kitchen or during laundry (that’s if u’re married). Does he stand you up on dates? Does he sometimes remind you its time to change your hairstyle and actually gives you money for it without having to ask? (I know you would love that). Does he surprise you with presents even when its not your birthday or valentines day? Does he always keep dates of important events in your relationship? Does he respect or adhere to some of your advices? Does he sometimes seek your opinion on issues? How does he relate with your family members?

Hmmm! Enough said already. Now try providing answers to the questions within yourself, the sit down and score your boyfriend/fiancé. If he gets up to 60%, it means you are in good hands, otherwise brace yourself up, pack your belongings and flee form the devil, because I call that an attachment and not a relationship at all. So what are you still waiting for, I repeat, PACK YOUR THINGS AND FLEE FROM THE DEVIL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE SHIKENA!

Trust me ladies, there is no time to check time and life is too short to waste your precious time on unrepentant men. Its high time you stepped up your game. I tell you if every woman/lady can read the signs on the wall and act accordingly, I think men would start zipping up and there would be less separation and divorce. And FYI, I don’t speak only for ladies, it goes pari passu.

© Dhamielahrey Dandy 2014

OK ooo

suarezgerrard: #ThoNotHandsome

u call this smilling?? c'mon!