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U wanted to be rich nd U went to a native doctor nd he told U that U will be the richest man/woman in your town on the condition that U will be mad for a whole 1 year. U agreed. Now U have been mad for eleven months nd twenty nine dayz. Just two dayz remaining, then a pastor passing by saw you nd cast the spirit of madness out of U, what will U do to d pastor? Plz reply....

Eyaaa. Feels so sad. Thank God tins like dis happen in countries where dey show luv 2 deir kids no matter d circumstances.

obadiah777: MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE, MY STYLE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS, I WANNA EAT YOUR KIDS FOR DINNER, ALL PRAISES TO ALLAH

Ahhhhhh!!! U go get am sharp sharp.

R.I.P

Tnx so much Missy_B.
I got it

Pls Missy_B, I also need a copy of d maggi E-book.
My email is jummaidanlami@yahoo.com

Me likee . I love it so much. Jarus, sienna and naijafolks; keep up d gud work.

Chaiiii. Death oo!!!! May God grant her d fortitude 2 bear d loss. (AMEN)

ehie: and more prayers to you sir,

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
the rains fall soft upon your fields ,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.

May God be with you and bless you.
May you see your children's children.
May you be poor in misfortunes
and rich in blessings.
May you know nothing but happiness


May the blessing of the rain be on you—
the soft sweet rain.
May it fall upon your spirit
so that all the little flowers may spring up,
and shed their sweetness on the air.
May the blessing of the great rains be on you,
may they beat upon your spirit
and wash it fair and clean,
and leave there many a shining pool
where the blue of heaven shines,
and sometimes a star.
from this day forward.


May God give you...
For every storm, a rainbow,
For every tear, a smile,
For every care, a promise,
And a blessing in each trial.
For every problem life sends,
A faithful friend to share,
For every sigh, a sweet song,
And an answer for each prayer.

Amen

A big and mighty Amen 2 dat. Happy birthday Sir

Veteran actor Pete Eneh has passed on.
He died around 4 this evening at Parklane
Hospital, Enugu where he had been
receiving treatment for over four months
for a leg infection. The actor had one of
his legs amputated on the 24th of
October at the hospital due to serious
infection he got after sustaining an injury
that refused to heal because of his
diabetic condition. He will be missed. May
his soul rest in peace, amen!

cyril83: One afta d other you shall be leaving,bunch of crooks...obj next

. It wil b ur turn 1 day n pple wil giv d same comment abt u.

Inevitable by celine Dion. Luv d song so much n will alwayz dedicate it 2 my hubby.

Thanks 4 d enlightment. May Allah accept our fasting and prayers 2mao. Jazakumlau kairan. BARKA DA SALLAH in advance. Masha Allah.

ROTFLMAO. U're so funny. Bt some of d tips u gave wil actually help some pple. ;DROTFLMAO. U're so funny. Bt some of d tips u gave wil actually help some pple.

;DThis is so funny. It's good sha.

na Waa oooooooO

Wat abt wen dey finally get married? Men ar deceitful. A lady shld know wen a guy truly loves her because if u believe in all dis dat has bin listed above, wen u finally get married and he no longer does dis, u start feelin he no longer loves u.
All what d OP said ar 4 relationship stage. Wen u get married, everytin changes.

That's a welcome idea. Nigerians will b so so happy. Jst pray it work.

Lovetinz: Lawyers in the house,
how long will I live in prison
for multiple murder?

u must b jokin. U don't mean u kill sumbody oo; because men ar nt even worth d stress.

Its ǻ must...U̶̲̥̅̊ must laugh=D trust mi=))
Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic.
Rukewe packs the picnic basket with
drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they set out for
the park 10km away.
It takes them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After checking around, Oghene found out that Rukewe did
not pack the bottle opener. They then begged Akpos to make the 4 hour trip
to and fro for the opener. He disagreed. ''You'll finish the sandwiches before I return,'' Akpos protested.
''No we won't'', assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them, Akpos reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors. They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still no sign of Akpors.
Oghene and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for more than 8 hours they were
now very hungry so they decided to
take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops
out from behind a rock screaming: ''I
KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''!!!

Eyaa!!!!!!!
May her beautiful soul rest in perfect peace.
It's a life well spent.

Hi Nlanders.
Just want to know what will be your first reaction if u catch your husband/wife with another man or woman on your matrimonial bed.
Your comments will be highly appreciated.[b]Hi Nlanders.
Just want to know what will be your first reaction if u catch your husband/wife with another man or woman on your matrimonial bed.
Your comments will be highly appreciated.[/b]Hi Nlanders.
Just want to know what will be your first reaction if u catch your husband/wife with another man or woman on your matrimonial bed.
Your comments will be highly appreciated.

shadrach77: Igbos again! They will do anything for money

U're so funny. Bt u know dis can cause sum tribalistic trouble. So BEWARE.

May God save us in dis country of ours.
Nigerians wil do anytin 4 money. Shame.

i eat my finger nails. hav tried stoppin bt to no avail. i tot wen i get married i'll stop bt dat's a big lie cos even wit 2 kids i still do it.

Pls, i will like to know the best method of contraception.
i will like to know more about the side effects of IMPLANT and IUDS.
I was actually planning to go for an implant which has been scheduled for this week; but after reading some people's comment i.e those that had it before, their comments were not encouraging.
some complained of irregular bleeding, headache, mood swing, low sex drive, acne, chest pain amongst others.
pls i will really appreciate if people on nairaland can comment.
I also want married women who are on birth control to tell me d method they are using, how effective and most importantly d side effects.
Thank u all.

pls can u post d name of the account and also the account number. don't know u contribute on nairaland to help d less priviledge. i'm highly impressed. pls send d account info to jummaidanlami@yahoo.com

dis is very funny. can't stop laughin.

Just wondering if some of us will allow our daughters to bring a married man home as a husband.

both. i pray they rest in perfect peace.