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Technology Market › Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by dannybrasky(m): 10:00am On Jul 18, 2019
grin wicked.


joetoocute:
I have this for you.
New arrival!
No Touch ID
Blacklisted grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 9:30am On Jul 18, 2019
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alabi484:
Lmfao..I can't piss for body with laugh biko
Autos › Re: Sold Quick Sale Reg 2007 Yaris 11months Used. 1,200,000 sold by dannybrasky(m): 6:39am On Jul 18, 2019
AdemolaA2:
Honestly , I don’t sell on credit and don’t accept installment payment . If I have to accept installment payment which I’ve only done once , I’d have to keep the car in my yard until balance is settled before the release is finally initiated .

Meanwhile , for now , congrats on super eagles third place victory .

Celebrities › Re: Queen Ivory Chidi Takes Diabetes Campaign To Abuja Barrack by dannybrasky(m): 9:47pm On Jul 17, 2019
Yes na me post am. Wetin happen? Na my story. No copyright grin grin

7thLemonLOVER:
Saw this on a thread
Autos › Re: Sold Quick Sale Reg 2007 Yaris 11months Used. 1,200,000 sold by dannybrasky(m): 9:46pm On Jul 17, 2019
No middle man! Baba dey sell em own cars grin

Autos › Re: Sold Quick Sale Reg 2007 Yaris 11months Used. 1,200,000 sold by dannybrasky(m): 9:28pm On Jul 17, 2019
Oga don't assume! A buyer that was suppsoe to balance 1m on a car that I know went away with a car and plate number! I kept the papers as well as custom papers hoping he would come and pay the 1m balance and pick the papers. Well till date i no see the guy again. Car owner kept threatening me saying if the car ever gets tagged in a robbery case,I'll be responsible.

AdemolaA2:
It’s never gonna happen .. you have full details of your Buyers so I doubt if they would want to mess with that

Autos › Re: Sold Quick Sale Reg 2007 Yaris 11months Used. 1,200,000 sold by dannybrasky(m): 8:54pm On Jul 17, 2019
Calm down! Nigeria is too harsh and hot to be having high blood pressure. Calm down,calm down,you have been attended to grin


AdemolaA2:
This dude is very fool of himself .. called and inquire if the vehicle has a number plate and all he could spew was that “ are you buying with the number plate and you’re uneducated about cars .. this and that .. where the hell did this baboon come from ? A buyer has got any right to ask questions ok and you answer politely . Yaris that isn’t yours .. Baranda Mumu !!!
Autos › Re: Sold Quick Sale Reg 2007 Yaris 11months Used. 1,200,000 sold by dannybrasky(m): 8:29pm On Jul 17, 2019
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diportivo:
just like demons,his name is legion

he might av forgotten the password of whichever name i mention now grin

Car Talk › Re: 2015 Rav4 Is Under Valued And Under Paid, Says Nigerian Customs by dannybrasky(m): 7:10pm On Jul 17, 2019
All these doesn't matter. The bone of contention here is that the agent collected a good pay from you and then short paid your car duty. Do whatever it takes to make him cough out the cash to complete the duty. Unless you choose to pay from your own pocket,or choose never to travel with the car.

At least 900k to 1m should reflect on the duty paid to customs.


StCapital:
I have checked the custom papers, they did not indicate whether the Rav4 is salvaged or not.
Car Talk › Re: 2015 Rav4 Is Under Valued And Under Paid, Says Nigerian Customs by dannybrasky(m): 10:41am On Jul 17, 2019
rationalmind:
Inspector ke, I was with my wife and a less than 2 month old baby and the guy didn't seem bothered keeping us under that hot sun.

There was this big madam that was being transported in a Toyota Sequioa who refused coming down to talk to them and instructed his driver to call the custom official. For where, den no even answer the woman o say if she can't come down, she should remain in the vehicle.

I used to have a philosophy never to give bribes on the highway till I met those people. My brother, I had to bend my philosphy and paid N2000 with plenty with abeg grin

Car Talk › Re: 2015 Rav4 Is Under Valued And Under Paid, Says Nigerian Customs by dannybrasky(m): 10:01am On Jul 17, 2019
Benin customs are notorious criminals,even if your duty is completely paid,they will still make sure they reap you off.

An inspector friend of mine was suppsoe to deliver a car to someone In Benin from lagos,duty was underpaid by just 50k. Guess what? Being an inspector didn't even earn him a single respect,they collected 1.5k from him after threatening to shoot him lol. Those Benin customs are not out to smile at all.


rationalmind:
While your duty must have beeb underpaid, the NCS should do something about their guys especially the ones in Benin.

I have been stopped at many custom check points and they always let me leave after checking my papers but the day I got stopped at Benin, they said my duty was underpaid. Nothing wey I no talk o.

They eventually collected N2000 before I was allowed to leave.
Romance › Re: ok by dannybrasky(m): 9:44am On Jul 17, 2019
mmadu5:
Guys i need your help this evening one of my beautiful cousin came by we all sat and watch a movie one thing led to another she started touching my dick b4 i know what is happening she already had it in her mouth i couldnt stop her my brains got locked out briefly I busted in 5 mins in her mouth and she swallowed it she said she loves it and it Makes a woman's body look fresh . My main worry now is will she get pregnant .?
Thanks

Car Talk › Re: 2015 Rav4 Is Under Valued And Under Paid, Says Nigerian Customs by dannybrasky(m): 8:38am On Jul 17, 2019
They should have paid up to 1mill on duty! They short paid,get them arrested.

StCapital:
It is for the 2015 Rav4
Car Talk › Re: 2015 Rav4 Is Under Valued And Under Paid, Says Nigerian Customs by dannybrasky(m): 8:21am On Jul 17, 2019
O.p if the whole money you paid was just for the rav4 you have been robbed! Arrest the agent and the consignee,they are owing you 800k to 1 million. Don't fall mugu,that money is way too much.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 6:59am On Jul 17, 2019
grin ipako mi ni egbon Mufu ri for the last time. grin grin

OlawaleBammie:
ahahah grin omo buruku, otulugbo.
he said av made up mu mind to salo grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 6:57am On Jul 17, 2019
OlawaleBammie:
See pls pls pls, i want to slp early, am soo tired and decv to rest, a take God beg u let me slp, a never finish reading ur post but laf wan tear my belle already, egbon mufu grin

Autos › Re: Hybrid discussion Thread. by dannybrasky(m): 9:43pm On Jul 16, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
work complete. TPMS done.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 7:00pm On Jul 16, 2019
abkrgumel:
grin grin guy u don see life o especially the moment ebgon mufu neck no fit turn grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 5:45pm On Jul 16, 2019
My apologies sis cheesy
Started hustling at a very young age! Ain't there yet,maybe almost. May God keep and bless us all wink

Amyyy2020:
18yrs! Ah

U don blow be dat...Do and remember us wey still dey comeup o..

PS: its not a bro, I'm a Sis smiley
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 4:26pm On Jul 16, 2019
Thanks alot grin

PrincessB1:
Your narration is captivating and exhilarating.

Laugh still wan kill me for this onegrin
Your battle with mosquitoes no get part two grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 4:01pm On Jul 16, 2019
That was like 18 years ago! My story don change my bro! Thanks for the prayer,I still embrace am,as I never reach where I dey go wink

Amyyy2020:
Chai! See hustle...

No worry, u go soon blow
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 3:30pm On Jul 16, 2019
After my ordeal with egbon Mufu,a friend of mine who's uncle is a former sss turned CEO of a security company told my friend to come work as a security under his company pending when he would get a better job.
Told my padi I was interested,he spoke to his uncle,after so much begging uncle agreed.

But first we were told we would undergo 3 weeks drill/training b4 being confirmed as security operatives with the company. I kept asking my padi,how much is our salary? He asked his uncle,uncle kept telling us not to worry,said we should undergo the training first,then we can talk about pay later,and we would be well paid grin

Trusting his uncle,we joined some few recruits numbering about 40 of us to one abandoned warehouse in ijesa b4 cele bustop. No light,no food,nothing, we were to feed ourselves through out our 3 weeks drill. Every morning there is this taekwondo master that comes to drill us on self defense and stuff. This man showed me shege,enduring some harsh conditions with this taekwondo master tying my hands to my feet with rope while sitting on the floor because I wasn't flexible enough,he would then start hitting my lower back with a plank as well as pressing me down saying my head must touch my knee at all cost grin Yet I endured cos I trusted my friends uncle would give us a robust salary,omo boy was just looking at the bigger picture (FAT PAYCHECK) grin

After almost 2weeks in the camp,mosquitoes chop nonsense commot for my ear,I drink gaari so tee my jaw begin they swell grin I kept working up my padi,asking omo you don ask your uncle about our salary? He replied saying his uncle is coming today,said they would even give us supervisor position,my heart jumped for joy,with my hands up high singing HALLELUJAH in my heart that finally I have beaten my village people to it. (The poverty in me was rejoicing grin)

Finally uncle showed up at the camp,every one was greeting him yes sir yes sir including me,but my paddi wanted to show everyone say em no be der mate went to meet his uncle,they shook hands and he was complaining loudly about mosquitos and no light,even me follow go meet them to show others say I know bros well well. grin

Conclusion!! They walked away leaving me behind and they kept talking. Long story short,padi came back with a long face,I asked him how far? He said monthly salary is 5k,supervisor 7.5k, undecided My jaw dropped,and immediately my mind went to the taekwondo masters torture and all the early morning reluctant jogging join with other suffering. I wish I could see the taekwondo master and just shift his jaw with one blow. (Wèrè) grin

The next thing I begin pack my shuttle bag,my guy asked me wetin happen? I replied just dey watch me. Immediately he started packing his own bags as well. The remaining recruits for camp were asking wetin happen? Like say na deaf man,omo boy just lock up. Got to the gate of the warehouse,security said on oga's order no one is allowed to leave the camp. When the guy see as my eye red like songo own,I flung the gate open stepped out,i was waiting for him to just touch me so I can unleash all my frustration on his,em no even dare touch me,na so I match out for camp grin


My friend later got Visa to Europe few months later,I left lagos few weeks after the camp wahala and got a very good job in just a month.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2019
grin

clive2u:
in a meeting while reading this, couldn't hold back laughter, thank God it didn't burst out loud
Technology Market › Re: Order Your Goods On Ebay, Amazon And All Pickup Sites! Shipping @ $4.60/lbs NGR by dannybrasky(m): 11:54am On Jul 16, 2019
wildchild1:
Hustle oooo, so that when your mates are buying Xs Max, you wont be looking for iPhone X of 100k

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 10:34am On Jul 16, 2019
It was quite an experience,imagine I still had egbon Mufu's name in my head. And it's been 19 years. grin


abkrgumel:
A laughed harder to the extent that tears :[ drop from my eyes grin grin grin.
So egbo become a robot
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 10:32am On Jul 16, 2019
If egbon Mufu with plenty muscle can have a stiff neck,who I be? That basket of sand is way heavier than a bag of cement. I gats tell myself the truth o,I no fit do am,I jejely move ahead.


oluemmakay:
You wan tear my tummy with laughter.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 10:24am On Jul 16, 2019
Haaa! I though I was hardcore,when egbon couldn't move his neck with all the muscles on his body,I knew I was facing death grin


Puregold3:
This is the funniest job ever.
so, u scammed egbon abi...
Ur lie was epic
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 9:00am On Jul 16, 2019
Back then in Bariga after secondary school,did waec and was waiting for result . As a born hustler,I would do any legit job to make sure I have my own little cash at hand. Name it, any hard job,omo boy was always ready lol.

I tried hard but couldn't get something to do until a friend of mine asked if I would work as a sand lifter with basket from the lagoon at bariga. Mehn I was do danm happy like yaay I have finally gotten myself a gig lol,but guys I was wrong as what I saw wasn't what I expected grin

Got to the lagoon down down after king sunny Ade's house,can't remember the name of the street. From the lagoon you can clearly see third mainland bridge.

Oh b4 I forget,being overwhelmed with happiness I didn't bother asking what the pay was like. Fast forward got to the lagoon,saw some giant well chiseled bros them, going into the lagoon with basket to park sand and then bring it to the shores of the lagoon. As a strong omo boy I was still like no shaking I go chop this job for breakfast easy pizzy lol.

Then came the shocker, there was this bros that was suppose to direct me on how to go about it,his name is Egbon Mufu. I asked some of the guys at the shore pls I'm asking for egbon Mufu,and then one pointed me at a direction and said there he is. Egbon Mufu was just coming out of the water with heavy basket of sand looking huge and well chiseled like a Greek god. I watched the way he struggled a bit to find his way to
shore in order for him to dump the sand he got from the lagoon.

He dumped the sand, stood there and was breathing heavily. And then one of the guys called him to inform him I was looking for him. NOTE, egbon Mufu was backing us when he was called upon,reacting to the call egbon couldn't turn his neck he had to turn his whole body cos his neck has already gotten stiff due to the pressure from the heavy basket of sand he carried couple with latic acid burning. In my mind I was like wtf,na so I won take die? Na so my neck go come break grin We concluded on how I would go about the job,he told me to pull of my clothes as I have to work with boxers alone lol. Me wey be say as soon as I saw the neck issue I already made up my mind to salo lol. Na so I tell am say I no wear pant say make I go buy boxers to wear grin He then replied saying eat b4 u come back o,I say no wahala egbon. If I'm to ever see egbon Mufu again that would be today grin I jejely went back home to hug my bed grin grin grin Too young to die grin

Autos › Re: The Restoration Mitsubishi Endeavor 2004 by dannybrasky(m): 4:04pm On Jul 15, 2019
wink
GAZZUZZ:
love you too Bro kiss

Autos › Re: The Restoration Mitsubishi Endeavor 2004 by dannybrasky(m): 3:36pm On Jul 15, 2019
Obekediamondfuto no talk say I no call you to come chop party rice o,you are welcomed to this party grin
Health › Re: Help Needed For My Ailing Dad by dannybrasky(m): 10:46am On Jul 15, 2019
This one no be matter of trouble,whatever it takes to raise cash for o.p's father. Na olive branch I stretch so.

pacino26:
You too like trouble o!
Health › Re: Help Needed For My Ailing Dad by dannybrasky(m): 7:43am On Jul 15, 2019
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