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RomanceRe: MEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 11:57pm On Jan 11, 2022
headbasher96:
so u dont want the undiluted u wat to go for the tampared right
As long as my head remain on my neck cool
RomanceRe: MEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 9:58pm On Jan 11, 2022
headbasher96:
I hope your time in maiduguri was memorable was the one who told u to check up north
You again shocked
I'm not going sir thanks for your suggestion grin cheesy
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 8:02pm On Jan 11, 2022
dhiqson:
There's nothing special about religious ladies
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
JUST GET THEM COMFY WITH YOU AND WATCH THEM GULP YOUR SEEDS grin
Ahhh do you want to spoil me shocked
Should i call mummy GO for you ? grin cheesy
RomanceRe: MEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 7:00pm On Jan 11, 2022
Funkymode:
When I no be baba fela or MKO
grin
RomanceRe: MEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 4:55pm On Jan 11, 2022
juniorstar:
Finding virgins are not hard.you are just looking at the wrong place..the last 3 gals i met are beautiful virgins and they were all in the south none is less than 24yrs old.
I'm jealous
Please give me one embarassed
RomanceRe: MEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 3:32pm On Jan 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
grin grin shocked shocked shocked
Y've finished me..I am out oo.. grin grin grin cry cry
Don't pass out na we haven't started yet tongue
Anyway be a good bad girl and don't fight my comrades you hear ba cool
RomanceRe: MEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 3:05pm On Jan 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You don't need to be scared..
I said you should marry me as your second wife cos I am more experienced than them.. grin grin
So you mean you can
suck,
bounce,
ride,
moan,
squirt and you still a virgin sad shocked

Mummy GO dey call you.

Christianity EtcRe: If A Woman Says She Is Going To Deal With You, Run - Pastor Adeboye Tells Men by DannyXpress: 2:41pm On Jan 11, 2022
A lady once threatened to deal with me for breaking her heart but guess what i wasn't bothered one bit.

She came back after getting tired of waiting to see if i will get scared and run back to beg her. These same lady broke up with me 3 good times, but she kept coming back.

Once you react too quickly to what women do or say, they will use that as an advantage. As long as she's not holding a knife or gun to my head. Threaten me and watch how i will throw you in the trash bin with my power of excellence.
RomanceRe: MEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 2:36pm On Jan 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I conducted it for someone not that I did it for myself..well I am kinda off today tho..
You sure can take me in as your first wife.. grin cheesy tongue kiss
I'm scared of nurses
They can inject heartbreak into one's life. tongue

And moreover you no be virgin
Na girl wey go mess up my bedsheet with blood i wan marry cool
RomanceRe: MEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 2:30pm On Jan 11, 2022
yomi007k:
grin

So says a man without future ambitions.


Four virgins.... na virgin atlantic.
I'm hurt by those words
Marrying four virgins is my future ambition and we'll all board virgin atlantic when going for honeymoon.

You think say e easy abi embarassed
RomanceRe: MEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 2:28pm On Jan 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Marry as much as you want.. grin
Of course
As long you'll tell them not to trouble me too much grin

How BTW how was your brain EEG brain test!!! Hope you passed cool
RomanceRe: MEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 2:07pm On Jan 11, 2022
Afamsi:
This world is turning inside-out, or na up-side-down I don't even know.
It's turning inside-back
I know you like virgins

See your head tongue
RomanceMEN: How Many Of Them Are You Going To Marry [18+pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 1:17pm On Jan 11, 2022
Few days ago i created a thread about relocating from North to South in search of pure undiluted virgins.

I was told they are many in the south. Guess what?
I'll be marrying four virgins women as wives.


If you're a man that like virgins too, how many of them are you going to marry ?? shocked shocked

RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 12:14pm On Jan 11, 2022
dhiqson:
Very funny thread and relatable
The over religious people esp females just centers around fornication grin grin lol they could literally kill you for having such convos
But that aside, they wanna flex they wanna have rich men bow to them


Give God fearing lady bible as gift, watch her insult you!
That's why I don't take them serious
Just have personal relationship with your creator and don't also forget to go to church too
Take women too seriously especially the religious ones and watch them call you boring behind your back.

I've met with a lot of over religious girls (muslims and Christians) but guess what?
I treat them same way i treat other ladies. I can boldly tell you that some of these girls are much worse than those that do theirs openly.

They will never show you this part unless they've grown so comfortable with you and are sure you won't expose them.
PoliticsRe: Hacker Hacks NIMC Server, Steals Over Three Million National Identity Numbers by DannyXpress: 5:27pm On Jan 10, 2022
Pantami what do you have to say about thishuh
RomanceRe: As A Guy How Would You React In This Scenerio? by DannyXpress: 1:56pm On Jan 10, 2022
I will buy food for all of them and drink water not table water oo but pure water

Afterall my father is buhri and we have money
RomanceRe: This Story Boldly Explains Why You Should NEVER Accept Help From Women! (photos) by DannyXpress: 10:00am On Jan 08, 2022
As the Grand commander of simps on nairaland, i feel attacked embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: RITUAL: See How Much I Will Make After Selling A Car That Doesn't Belong To Me by DannyXpress(op): 9:26am On Jan 08, 2022
So dear Nairalanders, here's a legit money making ritual you can involve yourself in.

Let me tell you a secret - when you are broke, everyone will like you, yes they will especially the rich politicians and elites because who is going to worship them if you get rich.

The only person that won't like you when you're broke is YOU.
If you don't want to stay broke in 2022, then stop worrying and start selling something. Look around you, there's always something a person is willing to sell.

Why not bring that thing online and make money off it instead of wasting all the data in your phone watching porn or ............ Never mind.

But Hope you gerrit, because if you don't gerrit then forgetabarrit.

If you have any questions drop it and i will answer it when i wake up.
RomanceRe: RITUAL: See How Much I Will Make After Selling A Car That Doesn't Belong To Me by DannyXpress(op): 9:19am On Jan 08, 2022
Anyway here's the interesting part, the asking price of that car is 6.8million but you can get it lower than that depending on your bargaining skills.

The point is, no matter the amount i end up selling that car, i would make nothing less than 500k and even 1million.
Now tell me if this is not money ritual.

Remember this car doesn't belong to me but here i am making something huge out of it just by sitting at home and pressing my phone.
RomanceRe: RITUAL: See How Much I Will Make After Selling A Car That Doesn't Belong To Me by DannyXpress(op): 9:08am On Jan 08, 2022
Now here's a thread i created about a 2014 toyota avalon for sale
https://www.nairaland.com/6875473/clean-2014-toyota-avalon-sale

This car doesn't belong to me. I know what you're thinking, i didn't steal it neither. The car belonged to a fine rich woman in Abuja.
After creating that thread, some prospective buyers messaged me but we couldn't strike a deal because they offered a low price.

Nigerians too like better thing with cheap price sha.
RomanceRITUAL: See How Much I Will Make After Selling A Car That Doesn't Belong To Me by DannyXpress(op): 9:07am On Jan 08, 2022
Please Nairalanders, don't judge me the country is too hot for everyone. Satchet water is now #20 and they're still planning to increase it to #30. Taxation and double taxation everywhere.

Well, things like this are what made me start money ritual and ever since then, i have never gone broke. I mean sometimes, i will just sit down and think how my life and that of my children would've been if i continue been broke.

to be continued
RomanceRe: She's Older Than Me But Want Me To Marry Her by DannyXpress:
Let me tell you the truth, but if you want me to lie, i will.

Now Listen.
Can you handle the family and societal pressure that comes with marrying a woman older than you?? If you can then then proceed.

Secondly,
You need to be sure she's not desperate because age is no longer on her side. Else you will not escape the chaos that comes with marrying short girls.
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 7:27pm On Jan 06, 2022
1Sharon:
Nigerians are a group of people that will make you hate religion.

Talk to an average Nigerian and he can't do without bringing god into a sentence.
Exactly
Nothing makes me lose interest quickly in a conversation than such. Especially if the person does it more than once.
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 5:08pm On Jan 06, 2022
mediainc:
I think religion causes more problems in the world, terrorism is a result of religious fanatism and extremism. Choose spirituality not religiosity, Spirituality is what builds you and help you live conscious... Religion is man made.
Very true
Religion is one of our major problem in Nigeria and africa as a whole

What is meant to unite people has caused division. In Nigeria presently, there are two separate laws, the rule of Law and the sharia law.
Why can't we just focus on one as a people lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 5:05pm On Jan 06, 2022
Dinkles:
I try as much as possible to be conscious of my actions around these sets of people
They can make one feel like an alien most yimes embarassed
I know right
Most times they fail to acknowledge or see their own wrongs

A lot of Nigerians fall into this category
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 4:31pm On Jan 06, 2022
elipheleh:
OP that is your own problem.

I am not deceived: I can't choose wicked non religious people over religious people. I reject these near me: fornicators, or idolaters, or adulterers, or effeminate gays, or abusers of themselves with mankind, or thieves, or covetous, drunkards, or revilers, or extortioners, yahoo boys, rituslists, evil politicians, kidnappers, thieves, dishonest people, rapists, human traffickers, ritual doctors, witches, satanists etc.

I prefer religious people over these people and people that behave like this OP

This 2022 I want the religious people. They are not bad. They are very good and calm. No disturbances at all. Very easy going and especially they have good morals and integrity. They make good business partners. Even if there was no heaven I would still prefer the moral guidance and peace and love christianity teaches.

But you op if you like you can go with the non religious. You people are the cause of all the problems and atrocities in the world.
Over religious people do all of those things you mentioned above much more than others.

Don't you think.
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 12:12pm On Jan 06, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
A test related to the brain..
Oh
I gat it now cool cool
RomanceRe: Please Help Me Look At This Situation.did I Mess Things Up by DannyXpress: 12:11pm On Jan 06, 2022
Why won't she avoid you when you're trying to trap her in a cage when all she's after is to have fun

Go through my posts, you'll see the answer to your problem
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 12:09pm On Jan 06, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
The bolded gave me a good laugh..EEG test is the method or process of recording the electrical activity of the cerebral cortex..

electroencephalography (EEG) is use to evaluate the electrical impulses of the brain.. not your regular egg.. cheesy wink shocked
Great
At least I've learnt something new today even though i don't fully understand it cheesy
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 11:53am On Jan 06, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Been conducting EEG test and attending to emergencies on some persons so you shouldn't expect me to be fighting that much today.. cheesy
No wonder romanceland is boring without you
Goodluck in you egg eating test cheesy
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 11:41am On Jan 06, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
They are just too many on nairaland..they bring their religious nonsense when you are trying to have a sensible conversation with them..
The earlier people start thinking with their brain and not what they were being told by their so called "pastors" "imam" and the rest the better..
To myself religion is a cult meant to brainwash and bond you from being a free thinker..
Apt and nicely put together
I'm surprised you're not fighting anyone today lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 11:39am On Jan 06, 2022
Adsexpert:
Lol calls wey no deh end.. I use this to escape those who pester for money and hypers
Being smart save lives cheesy
Humans are very hard to handle

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