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WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN AN EXTREME LEVEL OF ANGER

As you all know, i'm the GCOS of Nairaland (Grand commander of the order of simping)

I no get money and i no come fine join
but i have a power that I've been using to my advantage.

I call it the POWER OF EXCELLENCE and it works much more than magic.

Enny2013:
U WL nt b in debt in Jesus name.

Amen thanks for the Prayers

AutoChick4U:
Is that so? Would u grant ur wife her wish to be a stay at home mom?

As long as she will be accumulating wealth for me and my kids no problem with that

i like your username
Feel like kidnapping it

Aniboo:
If I never met you physically I go just go place one Conner till dem drive you show
If you no fine na discharging bullet o
So many okada sha suffer for my hand cos if I sight you afar and u no set I don jakpa o you and the bike man go battle sort una sef lol

Sons of buhari

magnumwhales:
Ole from alpha male to simp because of money

Ole gunnar solskjaer!! That's ​the former Manchester United coach


I'm sure you're a Chelsea fan

Hezzyluv:
Lol...

That one pass my power I bite more then I fit chew....
She feet wash am put am inside for me

Mad ooo

Hezzyluv:
They brought one to me one certain time (friend on social media) her first time to come my place. Fear catch me

Why you dey fear na
No be wetin you order be that or what!!!

Hezzyluv:
Too true

We are so happy to have them

May God Continue To Bless Okada Men Who Pay Attention To Details And Deliver Exactly What is been Ordered and at the exact location

How many likes for them biko

Source: Facebook group

KingAzubuike:
Whenever you wanna argue, argue intelligently. Where have you ever seen US army officers wear green uniform. They wear black.

Ok you're right 100%

As nairaland's number one simp, i want this type of woman as a wife

KingAzubuike:
Ola is piping 4 stars. There's nothing like that except a full general. If it's on official wear, insignia is carried on the chest for ranks below general. For generals, they carry their stars on their shoulders while they carry another insignia (sword and eagle ) on their chest.

The reason you're confused is because you can't find the sword and eagle on his chest.. that's because he's trying to be careful not to impersonate. You know your over zealous government. That can lead to another problem on its own.

Have you forgotten you are in Nigeria??

In the US ARMY, the rank of a General is four stars. While in the nigerian army is a cross sword, two stars and an eagle ontop

What olamide badoo was putting on is the rank of a General in the US ARMY and not for nigerian army.
Wise move i must say because Nigerian army might come for him if he had done that.

To know if you simped or not,
Ask yourself if you'd do same to a man in the same situation.

What you should have done is to tease her when she came to ask for the seat and make it look like you're likely going to reject unless she pays for the seat (the rich ones would pay).

You only accepted because of what the people will think about you which means you were trying to please them.

You should never let a situation get to the point if allowing others interfere because you might try to please them.
Next time just tease her first if you're ready to help. And if you're not ready to move, your NO should be NO irrespective of what people will say or think.

This is what majority of women always wanted.

To eat their cake and still have it

Wow my fellow simp

Comrade We'll be having a meeting by 4pm today, make sure you don't miss it.

Let me tell you the truth. But if you want me to lie, i will lie.

She's a hooker and you're one of her customers, and when she's done with you, she will dump your sorry ass.

#END POLICE BRUTALITY will still kickstart early next year

dontrulee:
You're doing well. That's the Spirit.
Ladies in a bid to feel special usually say, you'll not see any lady like me in your Life. I laugh because I know that there are better ladies than her. Sometimes, it's just similar experiences just different bodies.

There will always be more better ladies outside.
Women want to feel special but they will hate you when you treat them that way. They will get bored and start misbehaving.

Only a man of excellence can make a woman feel special without losing anything.

Very dangerous move if not carried out properly

You may end up in the cage called friendzone

Because good things can never happen in this country

There will always be bad people who will sabotage it.
Infact in this country we only have 10 good people the rest are

dontrulee:
I agree with you. I have gotten to the point of excellence in which any lady I meet can give me the permission to cheat on her and will still love me. And that's because I won't cheat in the first place, but if I cheat she will still stay with me. No be juju be that?

That's what i'm talking about bro

Excellent power in dating.
When i tell people that a woman doesn't cheat on me they find it hard to believe. Even when they know i'm cheating.

Women will never cheat on you not because they don't want to, but because you gave them no reason to.
Using your powers of excellence, there's no lady you can't bring under your control

If you have this power and a woman cheats on you, she will regret ever doing that to you and won't be able to forgive herself.

Mide1data:
HOLY SHIT
Then go 4 it. Just watch the money u spend.

Thank you bro
I will be giving you feedback

Mide1data:
HOLY SHIT

Premium tears loading, loss of money and other life damaging experience .

HOLY SHIT

I need it bro
Hot premium tears, been ages i felt that way.

Very true

Another way to manually measure the girth of your penis is by using the hole in a tissue paper.

If it fits in with a little space left, you have a medium or average sized.

If it's too tight, my brother you're among the few chosen ones.

Mide1data:
HOLY SHIT

sorry ooo. But I go finally advise u, if u want to simp, do it with either sensible 9ja babes or abroad babes.

What about the senseless naija babes
Can't i do it with them too? please help me

Mide1data:
HOLY SHIT

Some 9ja girls are caring. Just that 95.9% like money, tell u they love u while recieving dick 4rom another love, just want to loot u die.
Sha be careful of there ya SIMP. But u will end up crying las las.

WHAT DA BLEEP IS HAPPENING

I'm scared bro

It was like you were advising, warning and threatening me at the same time
Allow me to simp in peace biko

dontrulee:
Lol.... Chat is baseless.
A girl can be chatting you up and claiming she loves you whereas she is in another guy's house recieving dick. And you the idiot will be smiling on your phone as if you've won a lottery.

Most ladies say I have forgotten them, I reply, yes, you forgot me too. And don't ask me for money, because I won't give you. Anytime a lady says or tell you that you've forgotten her, just know that she is probably taking a break from her boyfriend.

You're right 100%

Only smart men can decode the message i was trying to pass with this pictures.
Women cheat no doubt, but they know the kind of men they cheat on.

Chatting alone won't make a woman submissive, but your dating game as a whole, knowing how to handle them both online and offline is what makes you a an EXCELLENT MAN
This is why you need the THE POWER OF EXCELLENCE

Not only women are most likely to fail when tested with money

A lot of us will fail a test when being tested with things we are lacking in or aiming for and as you know, humans always have this desire to acquire more.

If you're poor, definitely money will become your weakness. And once you get tested with it, it will take the grace for you to pass such test.

BadBullet:
lol... dat lady was flowing well mehn not like some that will be replying you with one word

A lot of Ladies especially from this part of the world are boring creatures.

If a woman replies you with one word or reads your message and refuse to reply, it's because you are boring

You can't be boring and expect a boring girl to flow well with you, one of you needs to be the opposite.

Remember unlike poles attract.

I will marry both so we all be having a threésome

Kalatium:
Many want to be blue pill such as the person abovee

Help me bro
I want to experience heartbreaking once more

My heart has gone too strong cause of that

I want to be a SIMP, how do i go about it please

BadBullet:
Lol.... omoh you are bad
i want to be like you when i grow up

Don't be like me ooo

You may end up being like buhari