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RomanceRe: How Do I Find Video Vixen's by DannyXpress: 11:38am On Jan 06, 2022
Instagram or Tiktok
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 10:48am On Jan 06, 2022
Deborah98:
I'm too religious or over religious in some areas of my life and then in some areas too I live my life like a normal human being. Well to a large extent I'm a very free and jovial person but there are some things I hold sacred and wouldn't want relationships, association or beliefs to talk me out of those things.
I don't think that should be termed over religiousness

Disciplined should be more suitable
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 10:18am On Jan 06, 2022
Beebah2000:
Lol grin grin grin
Most especially for secondary school. U go sit down dey mind your business for class, person go con carry Bible sit down close to u.
"I wan to preach the word of God to you." grin grin
See me see wahala ooo grin grin
They can invade your privacy like no man's business

Anytime i come across those ones, i go just waive them off. But if na stubborn ones, i go just fake a phone call in their presence and that call will never end until they leave cheesy
RomanceRe: This is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op): 10:14am On Jan 06, 2022
Adsexpert:
The most narcissistic people are called christians, not only that they are great blasphemers to others beliefs and reality... They subject and dissaprove your own life experiences and what you learn from it , forgetting life teaches everyone differently and not all human are destined with their jesus of a thing .. some live a very successful life without even know who the bible God is or jesus the prophet himself...

Once you are not in their type of believe you are doomed to hell and a son or daughter of Lucifer... That Jesus is the only way to have peace, so without him people go deh get problem even for earth?? Una deh craze..

Once you mind is captured by their Prophet which all of them miss prophecy for corona virus , the virus still deh outside oh, yet people deh run after them ... Forgetting the same human wrote the bible yet they termed it to be without error.. then if it's without error we are the God then ..
You're right!!!
Especially in some parts of Africa where we don't even fear God anymore

Religion is now like a "Let me just do it so that the society won't judge me" kind of thing.
RomanceThis is What i Will Do If i Notice You Are Too Religious [Pictures] by DannyXpress(op):
I will do everything possible to avoid and stay away from you.

Apart from the fact that they are boring and act like robots, they also pretend a lot. I always take over religious people with little seriousness.

Humans were not created to be so perfect, acting like you are the only one closest to God's heart is a red flag and a huge turn off. You can't have a healthy conversation with these type of people without them linking it to religion.

If You joke with them, you're in trouble because they take things too serious. They always want to control your life and tell you what to do, you must always live right whenever you're in their presence.

How do you guys cope with these type of people ??

RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Insist On Being Friends When A Guy Does Not? by DannyXpress: 7:50am On Jan 06, 2022
A lot of women tend to behave that way because you want to own them when all they want at this stage of their life is to have fun. Don't try to own women they will friendzone you quickly.

Don't ask women out, play your game well and watch the table them with them asking you out. It happens everytime.

OP if you can take some time off and read this book, you'll understand more and how to turn things around.
Within a few days you'll make that lady to start chasing you like her life depended on it.

RomanceRe: Man On Life Support And On The Verge Of Dying Requested For His Phone To Stake B by DannyXpress: 9:52am On Jan 05, 2022
In as much as betting is addictive and dangerous to our finances

It still gives someone some sort of hope. The hope that you may win something huge like sabinus will say.
Bet responsibly comrades
RomanceRe: How To Know You Are A Simp And Why You Should Stop Being A Simp by DannyXpress: 8:54am On Jan 05, 2022
As the Grand commander of the order of simping on nairaland GCOS

I feel hurt embarassed
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 8:46pm On Jan 04, 2022
headbasher96:
na 7 how can one man have 72 virgins na like how him want take satisfy them na
Mad oo grin
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 8:15pm On Jan 04, 2022
headbasher96:
so u are indirectly telling us u dont want the 7virgins abi those are the undiluted u can get for now suicide bombing ma na express to get them as well
I thought it used to be 72 virgins
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 7:51pm On Jan 04, 2022
headbasher96:
that is the only location u can source undilited virgins for now or do u want the aba made virgins we have that now engage in hookup and escort service
I don't want my head detached from my neck yet cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: I Gave Him N350k To Satisfy Me In Bed, He Only Went For 5 Rounds Instead Of 20 by DannyXpress: 7:11pm On Jan 04, 2022
paulolee:
see as u talk sm with confidence as if ns achievement

RomanceRe: I Am Getting Frustrated, Please Help Me Out Of This Situation. by DannyXpress: 6:47pm On Jan 04, 2022
Mothers can be sometimes hard on their son's choice and Love interest.

As long as your Dad approved your relationship with the said lady, i don't think there's much your mum can do in this case apart from the fact that she will hate you and your wife.

Just make her understand but talk to your brother first, you can penetrate your mum through him.

And if possible, get your mum and brother gifts too and let them know your fiancee bought it for them. But that must be after you've won them over
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 6:47pm On Jan 04, 2022
headbasher96:
Borno state just as u enter maiduguri tell them to take u to konduga,michika,madagali,or mallam fatori enjoy your virgin now that shekau is dead
Come and enter heaven let me see comrade embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: I Gave Him N350k To Satisfy Me In Bed, He Only Went For 5 Rounds Instead Of 20 by DannyXpress:
That's like 17.5k per round

Make una give me her number
I can't be wasting my sex skills anyhow, let me turn it to a profitable business
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 5:14pm On Jan 04, 2022
JONSYN7154:
grin grin

Bro, happy new year
Same here bro
One Love
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 5:03pm On Jan 04, 2022
JONSYN7154:
Last year na
No loud am comrade
I don remember cool cool
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 4:40pm On Jan 04, 2022
JONSYN7154:
You too dey fear.

Last tym shebi u tell me say u bi ninja na
Ninja ?? shocked

Sorry bros
But when be that grin cheesy
RomanceRe: How Can A Lagos First Timer Survive Without A Shelter by DannyXpress: 2:37pm On Jan 04, 2022
Of course why not
But it's very dangerous and i won't advise you to try it.
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 2:14pm On Jan 04, 2022
Quality20:
just say that u finished ur savings following those southern kd virgin ladies. So that is why you wanna relocate I guess
Comrade no loud am na embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: . by DannyXpress: 12:00pm On Jan 04, 2022
Rickmann:
Very True because asking a regular Nigerian girl out now gives her some sort of entitlement right.
Not only Nigerian girls but women as a whole
Although they may be a little exception but very few
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 11:23am On Jan 04, 2022
Highman56:
Borno or yobe
I rather stay where i dey embarassed
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 11:06am On Jan 04, 2022
Beebah2000:
lol grin grin grin na wa ooo
Are you from southern KD!!

So that i go dey run away from you grin
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 11:02am On Jan 04, 2022
JONSYN7154:
Maiduguri or kano. Lol.
Wicked man
I no want make my hand detach from my body just yet cheesy
RomanceRe: . by DannyXpress: 11:00am On Jan 04, 2022
Why did you ask her out?

You've fùcked up
Now she'll bill you until you end the relationship by yourself.

Men Listen.
Never ask a woman out. If you want to know why, read this book.

RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 10:49am On Jan 04, 2022
richmond500:
everybody with his own new year resolutions grin
Ur own na to fvck hymens across the country
They deserve to be happy bro or what do you think grin
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 10:45am On Jan 04, 2022
Beebah2000:
Come to Kaduna cheesy cheesy
I just left there few weeks ago
Southern Kaduna girls wan kee me with fück
Although they're very nice cool
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 10:40am On Jan 04, 2022
Saturn444:
You have scavenged the entire North of all the virgins, now you are looking towards the south. There are no virgin humans left after Alhaji Ned joined the religion.

Have you tried your neighbor's cattles? grin grin
This one na werey oo grin cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 10:39am On Jan 04, 2022
adeoyekay:
Kogi state
But they are plenty In my village I won't tell you the name of place precisely so that you won't disflower them.
Those kabba girls wey dey get big yansh shocked
Abi no be them
Ijumu and co
RomanceI'm Planning To Relocate. Which State Can I Find Them!!! by DannyXpress(op): 10:31am On Jan 04, 2022
Yes
I'm planning to leave my present location (somewhere around the north) but i don't know which state to relocate to.

I want any state in Nigeria where i can find Pure Undiluted Virgins tongue
Part of new year resolutions is to befriend a lot of virgins and make them happy.

Nairalanders help me pick a state where i can relocate to and continue my virgin hunting expedition. cool cool
RomanceRe: Guys, Will You Agree?? by DannyXpress: 10:19am On Jan 04, 2022
Then she must have to convince me why i should go out with her and most especially ......

I will come complete it later

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