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Cowards with low self esteem who can't do anything except if they are in group

Let her go
She belongs to the streets and will become a liability to you if eventually you start dating her.

My brother just keep enjoying these privileges.
You own her even more than her boyfriend.

The moment you open your mouth to tell her you love her, she will start avoiding you and possibly friendzone you fast.

Women don't want you to ask them out.
Asking a woman out is now almost outdated, just keep on acting as her boyfriend she gets the picture as long as she's not a minor.

Don't they have neighbors or what??

This is tragic
May their soul RIP

iLegendd:
Intelligent people always feel they need to make as much money as smart people or even more.

It's not by book, but your level or amount of service to humans in need and the type of industry. Some industries are richer than others or more valued than others.

At times, the value of an industry is based on demand.

Well said comrade

I just have one question

Who is going to repay all these loans back after this man leaves office...?

You're intelligent while your friend is smart

This is why it's bad trying to impress women with only money and money.

I'm sorry for that man in advance

Because a lot of people are lonely, bored and depressed.

They just need someone to talk to, a person to share an emotional connection with. You don't need to be fed up, it is what it is.

As the grand commander of simps i hereby demote this comrade

Redpillers, we humbly request the transfer of this comrade to your association. Please accept him

Funflipper:
Never ever trust a slimy character like Osibanjo. If you must walk with him, it should be side by side or insist you be in front of him otherwise, he will break that "single foot bridge" ahead after crossing and leave you behind stranded.

Ok let's vote foe tinubu instead or buhari for third term

Creativity has a new name

Racoon:
Nope! Let well known technocrats like Akinwunmi Adeshina, Pat Utomi, Ngozi Okonjo Iwela, Donald Duke, Amina Mohammed.Anything short of these one is just a wasteful recycling of the old brigade politicians who have ruined this failed country till date.Let it be a new dawn.

Common let's be realistic
We all know all these people can't win party primaries.

Politics is not by how good you are but how you were able to play the game. These people you mentioned are good according to you but they can't play the dirty game of politics that is why we are stuck with old recycled politicians because of their experience in the game.

If we must continue with APC, then this man should be our best option.

Well what do i know

You better take care of this attitude before you eneld up killing someone and going to jail for the rest of your life

I won't call this redpill, this one is a medical and an emotional problem

If you don't feel same way towards men, then i think you're disturbed about something. Go see a counsellor asap.
Don't even think of settling down now because you'll be deceiving yourself and the woman.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Ain't you talking about having a nice time?

That one is not a gift, it's a necessity.
The dog is much more valuable now at least when i see it i will remember a big ass babe gave it to me.

Isn't that awesome!!!

Melaye2:
hapi birthday baba nla
wullnp

Thanks
What happened to your main account!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
How do we go about it?

That's not our no.1 citizen in person of ekuke oo
Look at it very well

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Mention it and it shalt be granted if possible

Get me this dog

Onemansquad:
ok boss let me know when it's available. you're the best

Very well then

FERNANDEZISBACK:
No you ain't.. big man
As for your butt day how do you want it?

I want something hooge like sabinus
Do you have it!!!

Onemansquad:
happy birthday bro
i want that chattraction book. can i pay for it too??
I've read this ones already

Chattraction has not been published yet
But very soon, I'm just putting in some finishing touches.

Thanks for your patronage

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Big man how ve you been?

I be small man don't let buhari hear you before he start dey tax me anyhow

I'm good tho
I dey expect my butt-day gift

I woke up today and after switching on my phone, got lots of notification. On. Normal day, i wouldn't have bothered but the notification sounds kept ringing and ringing for close to five minutes which got my attention.

At first i thought something had happened which intensified my curiosity and i picked the phone to find out what was happening. Then i saw it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY messages kept flowing in from my family, friends and frenemies.

Oh i actually forgot it was my birthday well you can't blame me, i hardly celebrate birthdays because I'm an i-don't-care type of person. I live my life like there is no problem.

Ok it's my day and i may end up running a giveaway las las but before that, let me use that opportunity to reach out to prospective customers right here on Nairaland.

Bauer1:
It's a storey building. I live downstairs.

I was thinking cats too. But I couldn't find a hole big enough for it to have used.

What can I use to fumigate?.

Then i think it's snakes
You need to be very careful man.
Snakes can live with humans in their house for months without you knowing.

Buy snake repellents and spray garlic and onions in your room. It will flush them out real quick.

Might be cats probably in your ceiling

Fumigate your house and your surrounding thoroughly

Have you File a complaint at the police station yet??

Kingpin1000:
Being a redpiller doesn't mean you can't be romantic.
But always be smart to know when you are about to be used and resist it.

Apt and well said

Kingcalls:
[s]U want to pass a so called smart message when u urself aint smart[/s]

You're right
You can go to bed now