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Children Learn faster based on what they see

What if one of those children's Dad pick her up for the night and they end up seeing their aunty being bleeped by their Dad.

Anyhow you try to put it, her lifestyle may have a negative effect on the children and will influence them easily.

To all men, listen.
If you refuse to wise up, Women will use your emotions to fry turkey.

You see what black man has turned religion into!!!

Now they've turned a place of worship to a bathroom.

Being a Nigerian is really hard

We are being hated on for the best.

We are being hated on for succeeding.

If we travel to other countries, we are being judged even before they get to know us.

In south africa, we are being attacked by xenophobians.

In ghana, they want us to close our shops because our businesses are booming.

Even in our own country, our government make life hard for the average Nigerian.

Nigerians have always been suffering but we still thank God for giving us tough skin to survive any hardship we find ourselves, and we'll always remain the best when giving a little opportunity, this is why other countries are jealous. No country can endure half of what we have endured.

Your girlfriend insults and you are reporting to Nairalanders

Arrest her Asap and make sure she's jailed for 100 years
How dare she

Let me reserve my comment before he ask me to buy him an aeroplane

Ok here's how it will end

Shatta wale or whatever his name is, will drag this matter for some more days and apologize to Nigerians after everything8 then call for a collaboration with any Nigerian artiste burna boy/wizkid preferably.

All these is just to gain more attention especially that of Nigerians. Well he's getting it. This is Marketing strategy 101

MummyMalik:
Let me buy it for 15K I want to give it out as giveaway on behalf of a nairalander

To understand better, check my moniker

To explain to you fully, I've sent you a PM

Kindly reply

Noted

Reus:
How much is the giveaway price ?

I will make a decision on that
Although it may be less than 30k

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Okay.
So a few days ago, as part of celebration of the festive season (even though i'm not much of a religious person), one of business partners who i run an affiliate marketing deal with promised to gift me an iphone 8.

Now i'll be having three phones, an infinix hot 6s, infinix hot 10 and an iphone 8, it's too much. I almost got arrested and called a yahoo boy yesterday for holding two phones, what will now happen if they see me with three.

I feel like giving out the iphone 6s to any lucky nairalander after getting the iphone 8, but on a second thought, i feel like selling it at a giveaway price

What do you think nairalanders!!!!

Modified: Pictures taken down

Men sending themselves to early grave with sex enhancement drugs.

Who una wan impress, Hello!!!

lereinter:
But what happened, how didnt you make it out of NDA

Oh didn't make the final list
Although performed very well in the training and screening exercise.
Maybe Nigerian factor happened i can't say sha

AuntRose:
Seun's Nairaland factor just saved a life. Lol

The headline will be something else

"YAHOO BOY/ARMED ROBBER GUNNED DOWN AFTER STEALING TWO PHONES"

Happy new year Nairalanders

Is the year not too early for bad bews

jericco1:
Still waiting to have an encounter with those bloody bastards

I hope you're fully ready sha

Volksguys1985:
but na wa o, you that have even attend NDA so a policeman can scared you? You fall hand

I wasn't lucky enough to make the final list, that was years ago though.

Besides policemen don't care. If they can harass a celebrity, who i be

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Na that Picture wey them see you with Soldiers make them mellow down. If not ehnnn

Maybe na for that their dirty cell i go do cross over

Candidlady:
interogate should be the right word! You chatting up a total stranger for the firzt time and it feels like you are interogatin her!

most times am like "dude is you with the CIA"?

reason ihad to block kriss216 sorry arse

kept asking

how are you?
how are your dogs?
have you eaten?
what tv channel are you seeing?
how are you now?¤dude you already asked before¤

Have you eaten ??
Lol maybe he wants to cook for you.

And once those things stop working or no longer unavailable, relationship has ended.

obembet:
So using 2 phones now is a crime abi?

Even if you were not holding a phone, they will still find something to trap you down with.

Either your dressing or hairstyle, like someone said above, their boss always give them targets for the day, so the citizens are the ones to suffer for it.

Jamesbiodun:
I don't like police, I would have joined since 2012 , what they did to me is a case study... I am coming from a friend house 2017 then I was doing IT architecture and my laptop has fault so I went to my friend that is a computer engineer to help me with it but spent all the day there when coming back home police just arrested a man but as I saw them I couldn't go back coz I am close already I thought na street guys as they saw me they checked my bag and saw my laptop and asked about the receipt, I was like why should I be carrying my laptop receipt everywhere that means it will be easy to steal...
They sha carry me go station I sleep for cell the next day morning the DPO came and asked me what happened and I explained but those stupid mofos keep lying and I told the DPO to on my laptop...
The DPO told them to release me but they didn't after the DPO left they sha collect #2,200 and they give me #200 for transport
Bleep the police

Mad oo
So out of #2200 they still gave you #200
These ones are generously wicked policemen

As a simp, we don't date women
They date us

Anyway here's one
Never take what they say or do seriously. because most times, they are emotionally unbalanced.
And most importantly always use your head when handling women

The both of you should get a room already

Nicepoker:
Policemen your friend? What a rash conclusion.

Relax man

Faber:
My brother u wise ..them for done taste their guns on you. These guys are monsters...


We no go die young, Amen

I no dey even too carry those phones comot for house just that today own surprise me, by 8am.

Because you ask too many questions like an interviewer

EzegeNdiigbo:
Where is Snapseed and Adobe??


Mehn i will manage it like that to avoid "had i know"

Sharp guy

Kingsasian:
My brother, Just thank God. Na inside cell you for shout "happy new year."

Mad oo

Bluezy13:
Imagine appearing on Nairaland front page for the wrong reason...
Imagine the bashing comments from Nairalanders... whether you are guilty or not...it is none of their (our) business.


The fear of Nairalanders is the beginning of wisdom

swears just compose yourself and obey first

EzegeNdiigbo:
So SS3 Boy's dey fear??


Na kukuma download photos of an army man or woman...
imagine how much they would have extort from you..

Lol

This one na selfie with my army friends oo. dem dey house for December so i dey chill with them before they go back