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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by danswagz(m): 11:56am On Dec 02, 2013
Oboy ma own ehh,ma physics teacher-pendulum,dnt d reason for the name bt i know 1 thing 4 sure,the guy audi no dey reach mechanic hand,na im they repair am.maths teacher-ismiler,reason he can open his teeth like a roasted goat when smiling,geograhy teacher-ronaldinho,oboy yeh the teeth no dey close,biology-i will burst ur head/eyeball,our principal had a title of justice of peace but due to d fact dat when he talks he makes it rain with spit in his mouth,instead of Jp we gave him Jspit
Education / Re: ASUU Strike Has Increased Prostitution, Group Alleges by danswagz(m): 1:17pm On Oct 19, 2013
This is true,ho's from uniben don port cum asaba ma guy,edo girls and sex,na die
Romance / Re: Which State(s) In Nigeria Does The Most Beautiful Ladies Come From? by danswagz(m): 10:05am On Oct 12, 2013
Obob,am from d town but imo girls are damn hot,i ve cum across them nd blieve me wen i say they re hot

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NYSC / Re: Nigerian Musicians That Served As Corpers? by danswagz(m): 8:33am On Oct 03, 2013
Me and wale of MMG group(nigerian dude with rickross label)also nneka (naija intl artist) served in jalingo state 2002 set,it suprises me the way they blew up,i remember wale busting raps those years
Religion / Re: Doctor Prays Over Dead Patient, Raises Him From The Dead by danswagz(m): 9:45pm On Sep 29, 2013
Okija_juju: Meaning the guy was never dead...


The Doctors should be facing malpractice charges or negligence..

Even the bible says it that 'Its is appointed unto a man ONCE to die..', so if he resurrected, that means he was never dead..

You Christians should study your bible.. When you raise a dead person, Are you bringing him or her back from Hell or Heaven?

Fvck this story..
why are u d dumbest person?,becos u just heard dat part of the bible today.lazarus was dead for few daiz,and jesus brought him back 2 life,so stop spit sh**t 4rom ur mouth,
Celebrities / Re: Kim Furious As She Discovers Flirty Texts To Rihanna On Kanye's Secret Phone by danswagz(m): 2:15pm On Sep 24, 2013
lie go kill u
Education / Neco Result by danswagz(m): 3:43pm On Sep 19, 2013
Neco result is out oh,pls front page.check mynecoexams.com/result
Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija, Missing From Forbes List Of 21 Richest Nigerians by danswagz(m): 6:09pm On Sep 16, 2013
musiwa1a: forbes did not release an list on their website when i check . it is nairaland 419 people again.that list cant be right. where is arik owner on the list.
there is a different between what you are worth. you may have zero dollar but worth $1 billion. facebook example

check
http://westernniger.com

for correct information and you will like find a correct list,

this tell you about population, so you can see from this list, I am trying to protect our base.. from a civil war. And you can see that Goodluck Jonathan economy policy will make all the billionaire from the western nigeria poor if he continue in office. his budget for example

Northern nigeria

1. Aliko Dangote – dangote control all business in the north
10. Sayyu Dantata – MRS Group
11. Umaru Abdul Mutallab – former Chairman First Bank Plc, Mutallab Group



Eastern Nigeria


14. Cletus Ibeto – Ibeto Group
16. Tony Ezenna – Orange Group
4. Orji Uzor Kalu – Slok Group

5. Cosmos Maduka – Coscharis Group Run their business in Western Nigeria
19. Leo Stan Ekeh – Zinox Computer Run their business in Western Nigeria
18. Ifeanyi Ubah – Capital oil and gas Run their business in Western Nigeria
8. Pascal Dozie – MTN Nigeria, Diamond Bank Run their business in Western Nigeria




Western Nigeria , most run 60% of the business from western nigeria

2. Mike Adenuga – Conoil, Equatorial Trust Bank, Globacom
3. Femi Otedola – ZENON Oil and Gas
6. Jimoh Ibrahim – Nicon Insurance, Global Flee
7. Jim Ovia – Zenith Bank, Visafone
9. Oba Otudeko – Honeywell Group Nigeria
15. Raymond Dokpesi – Daar Communication,.AIT,
12. Samuel Adedoyin – Doyin Group
17. Molade Okoya Thomas – Chairman CFAO Nig and other six french companies
13. Dele Fajemirokun – Chaiman Aiico Insurance, Xerox Nigeria, Chicken Republic, Kings Guards etc.
20. Fola Adeola – GTBank
21. Ade Ojo – Elizade Motors Nig LTD, Distributor
of Toyota cars
22. akinola ikhide arik air
23 Gilbert Chagoury was born in Lagos, Nigeria on 8th January 1946


Gilbert Chagoury




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guy jim ovia is from delta state,precisely agbor,so group him in the eastern block,bt dis guy, elumelu of uba is no were 2 b found on dat list,
Politics / Re: Buhari Versus Buhari by danswagz(m): 10:53am On Sep 11, 2013
Who is this dick rider called ledeface,apc don give u moni abi,how do you know buhari is the rite person,this is the first time a southerner is in office,why cant u let d guy be,he is trying the little way he can,you are just hating on him,mind you,i dnt know jona or i dnt gain anything 4rm him,let him finish his ternor,and let his work speak 4 him,
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians & Guns! by danswagz(m): 6:57pm On Sep 02, 2013
Dis shows dat end time is near,so na end time tinz oh
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My E-crush On Adaobi123 by danswagz(m): 6:09pm On Sep 01, 2013
I dnt usualy comment,bt dis gat me rolin on d floor,lil durk abi wetin be ur name,u don see am b4,adaobi head don swell,singing in iyanya's voice(u dey my head swell)lwkmd
Romance / Re: LESBIAN Needs Help by danswagz(m): 1:39pm On Jul 28, 2013
ITbomb: Invite ur friend and her friend to a 3some and fvrk the lesbian outta them
thats what we call 'menage'
Romance / Re: Why Cant I Fall Inlove With White Guys? by danswagz(m): 7:40pm On Jul 07, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: why think of miller,the dude is queer.just saying oh.vacates thread.
i heard he's gay,dnt know,i stand to be korected
Music/Radio / Re: Jay-Z 's Magna Carta Holy Grail To Be Released On July 4th by danswagz(m): 4:28pm On Jun 18, 2013
daminho: i dey raff....kanye west album was released some days back and i have it on my laptop, who is jay z and samsung galaxy, so far it is online...trust me ,,,daminho gon have it, ARE WE PLAYING HERE...follow on instagram jooor #justdaminho
yeezy said whoever released d track b4 time is gonna be fished out and sued,but d album is just 2 lame 4 my liking,am d*** riding born sinner by j cole
Music/Radio / Re: Jay-Z 's Magna Carta Holy Grail To Be Released On July 4th by danswagz(m): 3:11pm On Jun 17, 2013
PBundles:

Dont know if he gets 20MM but he will certainly get more than 5MM for sure. You are only calculating album sales, which J would have made if he distributed the album himself via his own publishing (Solo). You would need to factor in brand royalties of RocNation as well as marketing fee. Keep in mind Samsung is doing this to sell more Phones. Also there is a strategic backdrop. Who is Samsungs biggest comp, you guessed it Apple, hmm so the album may not be availabe on itunes, so more change for J. I have extensive experience in Musis publishing as I own my own and license to Film, TV and the Music World. This J dude is killing it no doubt.
all am sayin is he just made 5mill from samsung even if the album is nt out yet.samsung bout 1mill units @ d rate 5$
Music/Radio / Re: Jay-Z 's Magna Carta Holy Grail To Be Released On July 4th by danswagz(m): 2:16pm On Jun 17, 2013
ultimateballer: Every time they think they got me, I switch the plan up.
yu gon learn today,

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Music/Radio / Re: Jay-Z 's Magna Carta Holy Grail To Be Released On July 4th by danswagz(m): 2:11pm On Jun 17, 2013
tivta: Wow. $20million paid to jayz by samsung for this deal. Wow.
dats a lie,1milla times 5,wich is 5milla dolls,each cost 5$,yu dig
Music/Radio / Re: D'banj Ft Big Sean & Snoop Lion - Blame It On The Money by danswagz(m): 8:52pm On Jun 13, 2013
When i heard d leak version of it i said this is b.s,i dont know which genre dapo dey oh When i heard d leak version of it i said this is b.s,i dont know which genre dapo dey oh When i heard d leak version of it i said this is b.s,i dont know which genre dapo dey oh
Romance / Re: Really Liked A Naija (yoruba) Girl And Regret Not Doing Anything (i'm Oyinbo) by danswagz(m): 12:06pm On Jun 05, 2013
TrickofTech:

I am not black. This is why I am NOT using the "N" word. White guys cant say "N".

...also...do you think I would have gone to Nigeria if I was the sort of person who used the "N" word!...no is the answer...I am not racist.

(I know you guys call it "Du Du!" or "Do Do" in Naija anyways!)

guy ur lie no be here oh,chai see as dis guy just they lie 4 here and some people are so gullible as f**k,nairalanders pls as braniacs go through all the post of this guy and tell me if dis luks like wat a so called (oyinbo)wuld for you Op kip up d lie sh**t u ve got,insuch from today ur name na 'lion of the tribe of nairaland'.if u say u dont use N word,we go use the 'C' word for you,CRACKER,smh and Lol

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Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Still Spit On Your Urine? by danswagz(m): 6:25am On Jun 05, 2013
Wtf,dis makes me want to puke,hmmm
'runs from thread'its stinks
Politics / Re: Several Gun Shots In Onitsha by danswagz(m): 12:19pm On Jun 04, 2013
eduson33: neurotic society!
only the wise can understand..

Police have there share,
vigilantes have theirs,

all i need to know is their CEO.

**passing by**

lauryn hill
Politics / Re: N10M Ransom Paid For Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother - Vanguard by danswagz(m): 10:10pm On Dec 14, 2012
i tink diz d real shit
Politics / Re: EFCC arrests Former Deputy Speaker Usman Nafada by danswagz(m): 3:02pm On Jun 13, 2011
Partners in crime.but all dis tins are 4 formality,at d end of the day they are not jailed.i ve never seen a gov, house of rep,senator or presido jailed in naija,i stand to be corected

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