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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Let's Stop Dating Poor Girls. by dantolee(m): 11:41am On Mar 01, 2009
regardless of what anyone says, she rich or not, it always gonna be like this picture says,

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Gave Me Staphylococcus by dantolee(m): 11:32am On Mar 01, 2009
The guy is an ass!! he probably knew(cos he'll be pissing blood too, ) and now decided its cool to share his status quo!! i pray he hasn't given you HIV cos they sometimes work hand in hand, find out, let him get the lashing, and dump his evil ass!!!

RomanceRe: The Girl I Want To Marry Is SS: I'm Dying Inside by dantolee(m): 11:26am On Mar 01, 2009
huhlike the song sez: "how deep is your love, ?" huh

PoliticsRe: Anambra State Has Banned The Sale Of Contraceptives! by dantolee(m): 10:04pm On Apr 19, 2008
unleash the nightmare, angry do they think because they take the condees away, people will stop porking? they might as well take sevral HIV infected needles and start jabbing everyone they see, this is what happens when stupidity outweighs rationality, don't they know its better to have the lesser of two evils? , no one CARES!!!!! angry take the condees, see if it makes the situation any better( yeah right) but common sense connotes that people are more inclined to indulging their desires when under the canopy of scrutiny and inhibition (i.e porkers will always pork, condee or no condee!), good luck with that silly scheme!.

then again maybe this is part of some government conspiracy to get a lot of people infected and die off so as to thin out the population herd, anambrans and visitors, BEWARE!!! huh undecided
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Both AS by dantolee(m): 5:31pm On Apr 10, 2008
first of all, i hope your love is not blind, (four eyes open man!!) secondly if u are truly in love with each other and u REALLY wanna risk this, then here are your options;

a) seriously talk to the Biggest G! i.e your father in heaven (i mean literarily HI-JACk the nigga!) and make sure he who gives the WORD is on your side, let him be partial in your case, (its called grace, and its not like he hasn't done it before, ) since 1 out of 4 will be AA, 2 out of 4 will be AS, and 1 out of 4 will definitely be SS, he can make sure the odds is always in your favor with each kid, (the good 3/4), and remember to thank him always (in advance also helps a lot!!!!)

b) accept that u are chancing it but agreeing to test the baby at the fetal stage, (within the first 3 weeks of pregnancy) ; there is a proceedure which involves extracting the free floating germ cell in the fluid in the womb which surrounds the fetus (this does no harm to the baby) it is used to test for forming genetic defects or abnormalities (like down syndrome, klinefelter syndrome, cri-du-chat and so on, don't bother with the details, i'm going lay-man here) that proceedure can be used to test if the child is SS and if it is, then comes the MORAL aspect of keeping the baby or aborting (the "can you live with yourselves" question),

c) you accept that u are most basically bleeped!!!! and ride the storm, (takes bravery, and nuts to do that, ), or you could adopt, i think!?!?!

d) agree that it could never be and part ways hoping for the best, whatever floats your boat,



lesson here people, get to know your spouse better before u play the "cat's cradle" , lol (seriousl

RomanceRe: Who Is A Romantic Person? by dantolee(m): 11:04pm On Apr 07, 2008
someone with a roman tick for each of his sons, get it, roman-tic-per-son, lol, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin wink grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Who Is A Romantic Person? by dantolee(m): 11:01pm On Apr 07, 2008
someone with a roman tick for each of his sons, get it, roman-tic-per-son, lol, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin wink grin cheesy
Music BusinessRe: Fruity Loops Studio Djs by dantolee(op): 6:23pm On Apr 07, 2008
here's an example, hope u get it,
Music BusinessFruity Loops Studio Djs by dantolee(op): 6:02pm On Apr 07, 2008
this is a challenge to all u fruity loops fans, Djs and masters of the art of music composition using the ingenious software, this is a chance to show off your skill and let us recognize your greatness,

simply upload the project data file of your instrumental, if u use fruity loops that is, (u can find it in the "C:\Program Files\Image-Line\FL Studio 6\Data\Projects" file path) and you work will be checked out and commented on, if u also have any tips, tricks or u discovered stunts u can pull, this is a place to show off your greatness, so upload your stuff and tell us about it, and show some skill people,, LETS ROCK THIS JOINT!!!

if u want to check out any uploaded sample, copy it to the "C:\Program Files\Image-Line\FL Studio 6\Data\Projects" folder, run your FL studio software and open the file , then play it to check it out


have fun ya'll

GamingRe: How Do U Play Ps1 Games On Ur Pc by dantolee(m): 9:51pm On Apr 06, 2008
if they occur as RAR files simply use WINRAR software to extract them,
GamingRe: How Do U Play Ps1 Games On Ur Pc by dantolee(m): 10:23am On Apr 05, 2008
dude your answer is simple, first you need to download epsxe 1.6.0 or epsxe1.5.2 (google this to find a link) when you install this you should see an .exe file icon that looks like a ps one pad coloured blue, thats to run it. Next you see this small window (actually you'll see two but ignore the DOS looking one) the one with the blue background with all the funky epsxe writing, and the menu bar (File, Run,Config, Options, cheat), uhuh thats the one we should bother with,

ps games come as isos (downloaded and ends with .iso or .bin or .cue or .img) or you buy the freakin cd, to load the isos you go to the file menu (the options are painfully clear on which is for which, u'll be an ass to miss this) <use "run iso" for isos and "run cdrom" for your cds, tongue

now if you run it and its misbehaving, it probably due to your graphics and sound drivers, (note make sure you download as many plugins for your emulator as u can find, THIS GREATLY HELPS, to config this , go to the "config" menu and select "video" to upside down config your video plugin, there select from the list( for u dum-dums click on the upside down black triangle to the right of the address bar, lol) click "test" to test it or "configure" to mod it further, anyway when you select the plugin u feel is ok, go back to the config menu and do the same to the "audio" option, you can keep coming back to change the plugins until u find the most suitable , (on another note, u better be using at least a P3 with 256-512 RAM or else u are an idiot)

so when your game loads and loads fine, enjoy, also you can configure settings for a usb control pad u may have (i don't have to tell u how, besides you should know where to find the menu option, else u are an Idiot!!! angry )

by the way, to maximise the screen (or vice versa) use the "Esc" key, if u are playing a game and it moves too fast or slow, u can adjust this by pressing "Del" key to bring an in-game menu (some purple dos-like menus on the top screen) so you check one of the menus for that option!!!,

lastly to get more isos, goto either www.romhustler.com or www.rombomb.com or www.coolroms.com wherever the force takes you!!! grin


P.S.- if you don't like my explanation, SUE ME!!!, besides you can google for forums on this in the fist place , CIAO! wink

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Wallpaper For nairaland? by dantolee(m): 9:30pm On Apr 02, 2008
wooooooooo BEEF!!, SEE BEEF!!!!, TO MUCH BEEF!! tongue
Rap BattlesRe: Yo Mamma, by dantolee(m): 10:06am On Mar 05, 2008
yo mama is sooo big, the last time she bent over, we had a solar eclipse,

yo mama is so ugly, she can make an onion cry,

yo mama is soooo fat, that when she jumped for joy!, she got stuck,

the last time yo mama wore high heels she struck oil,

yo mama is so ugly, that when she got a job at a retired old folks home, they went out of business,

the dead sea became dead because yo mama decided to take a bath,

she's sooo big, that when she went diving in kuramo beach, they had a tsunami, called it "el- yo mama"

GamingRe: What Is Your Mortal Kombat Best Player. by dantolee(m): 1:51pm On Mar 04, 2008
i believe that true skill is to be shown by being the best regardless of which player you use, knowing all their fatalities and such, with dexterity and skill, and constant practice, just like my cousin justbones, i also have been playin mortal kombat for the past 23 years , from MK 1 till date , still playin, but my first and current loves hav always been the ninjas scorpion and sub-zero, they've kept it real since mk1, besides, i'm a freakin brain surgeon with scorpion, in all the games, love it, love him

RomanceRe: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day? by dantolee(m): 8:59pm On Feb 14, 2008
angryyou people are all NOT SERIOUS!!! for St. Val's sake, stop being HYPOCRITES!!!! like any of u really mean whatever are behind your so called gifts and intentions, i mean really, a saint got burnt to the stake for all your pathetic sakes, and all u talk about are your stupid undies, imbecilic wastes of money, and outlandish displays of affections you don't really mean, be honest with yourselves and humbly reflect on the reason someone even bothered to defend what you indecisive wastes of DNA are callously perverting, by tomorrow more than half of you will not even remember what ever even motivated you to think of such impudent and arrant nonsense!!!!!!, you perverts!!!!

TV/MoviesRe: FINAL FANTASY? by dantolee(m): 2:38pm On Feb 10, 2008
man i'd say i'm a regular final fantasy otaku(fan!) i have all the games(1 -6 <snes>, 7 - 9 <ps one>, x,x2, - xiii <ps 2 and 3) and i've watched all the movies, ff rocks!!!!!

TV/MoviesRe: FINAL FANTASY? by dantolee(m): 2:35pm On Feb 10, 2008
man i'd say i'm a regular final fantasy otaku(fan!) i have all the games(1 -6 <snes>, 7 - 9 <ps one>, x,x2, - xiii <ps 2 and 3) and i've watched all the movies, ff rocks!!!!!

PhonesRe: Upload Camera Phone Snaps Here! by dantolee(m): 7:46pm On Feb 09, 2008
oooooh yeah!!!!! taste the foot, ! here comes emperor "kickus maximus buttus"!!!

PhonesRe: Upload Camera Phone Snaps Here! by dantolee(m): 7:12pm On Feb 09, 2008
the next billy blanks, ? i seriously doubt it!!!! grin cool

FamilyRe: How Necessary Is Marriage? by dantolee(m): 6:57pm On Feb 09, 2008
huh look we all know what the bible says about multiplication, cool, but i also say, its a matter of choice!, if you know you can't handle it, then don't even bother, let some one else populate the earth, there's too much of us already, bear in mind i give no excuse to go a-sleeping-around, but c'mon we all know not every one excels at the marriage and family thing, in fact, it should be a crime for some people to get married from what i've seen, so if u marry and do a good job raising a family, maintaining the T-L-C then, KUDOS!!!! but if you decide not to bother, you are doing the world a favour, so KUDOS, but if u are some JACKASS!! who jumps in head first and blunders everything, pray i never meet u!!!!! angry "it is not by force, neither will u die by not marrying" there is no trial by error in it, u either suck at it, or u don't


seriously, don't ruin someone's future by making ur mistake!!!!!!

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