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onyinye2:
LMAO!!!

Idk. . . . . it seems so awkward like. . . . . yeah. I mean when I picture myself seducing a man I'm just like aghhhhh. . . . . . this is so strange.

It's just seduction not sex.

Onyinye break out of your shell already lol

Single baby!!

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[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341712#msg3341712 date=1231976205]hahahaaahha dats it hon,and wat if he begs u for more,wat will u do[/quote]Please he better go masturbate or something or even better "put a ring on it"

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Magz:
And is that you in yours?

yeah

Magz:
Yes it is.

Oh . . . ok.

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Magz:
Sing to me,

Is that you in your profile picture?

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341654#msg3341654 date=1231975288]oya tell us naaa,how will u seduce a guy?or how will u like to be seduced by a guy[/quote]Well for one, there is no spoken communication when I seduce. It's all about teasing him with my body movement. I wear that lingerie that always wants to slip off my body and just when it's about to, I pull it back up and smile. . .

onyinye2:
We all know Daphoenix is a FREAK!!!
And Tope Baby.

If they don't know that by now, they should ask their man lol

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341613#msg3341613 date=1231974728]you,do u know,how much ive missed u where da hell have u been

_{its me jenny} [/quote]Missed you too. I see Seun is still on his banning game.

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Girl, it's too explicit for this forum

Wait, what do you expect us to tell you? Refuse her advances and/or go report her to your brother?? No that's too weak. She has offered herself and I suggest you take advantage of the situation and your brother and have sex with your her rather than keep her waiting. After all, she is only your sister-in-law to be.

donsanchez:
i thought i was invited to an all ladies party,thus my anticipation rose and my adrenaline started pumping.

we went into her room and went at each others clothes with burning fire in our loins.she undressed me and i reciprocated.

i felt relieved when my girlfriend called and told me she was on her way to come and see me.

After reading these statements, I have come to the conclusion that you sir are the real hoe. She just made an expensive call and all she asked was to be refunded and you failed epically. I hope she calls and your girlfriend picks up and dumps your broke ass.

MoneyRule:
Get money!!!
Money bring bitches!

I see that the little you have has made you retarded.

He's at the very least communicating. If you want to talk to him so bad, you call him and don't wait on him.

LMAO . . . too funny. But are you gon' stand there and joke around or come and, dare I say, please me?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212821.msg3283635#msg3283635 date=1230605250]Maybe!!!

I don't date robots. . . . . . .Can't be with a woman who needs rampant rabbit to get to the promised land.
Some women are so frigid, it's like their sex buttons have been pawned on Ebay.[/quote]_{Hey, leave the rabbit out of this. It is doing an awesome job.} Many men just don't try hard enough. They don't ask her if she wants it slower to quicker. They just have their fill and they are out and she is still left wanting. Don't get me wrong some men actually get it and can make her squeal with pleasure but the bad ones simply overshadow all of them.

doyin13:
awwwyou are starting to sound like i have finally scored 

Yup and here's your trophy [img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/muah[/img]

Meet me in my room so we can "discuss" further.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212821.msg3283605#msg3283605 date=1230604568]The lads in your country are overweight. . . . .Fly to the UK and letz show u how the West was WON!!![/quote]So many words . . . I'd rather you say nothing and surprise me with your bedroom skills than get me all high and then underperform. Or then again maybe I expect too much.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212821.msg3283605#msg3283605 date=1230604568]Ur body must be made of STEEL.
Ma gurlfriend reaches her orgasm by just kissing her.
I don't have to break a sweat to take her to the promised land. [/quote]I don't envy her at all. If you can't work this body then please head on out.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212821.msg3283587#msg3283587 date=1230604185]So u think everyone you see with a 3rd leg is a REAL MAN??
Be deceiving yourself. U better get hitched to a stud like me.
With me, it's satisfaction guaranteed. Not a "one minute" man Da Phoenix was talking about.[/quote]Same words that guy told me and he ended up apologizing and mumbling excuses  

doyin13:
me jealous ke. . .

U wan make i show u my phone, all the txt messages wey
girls dey send me.

like this one. . . . ._{''doyin13 u are so crap at sex''}


kaie be like say na the wrong phone be this

I freaking love your sense of humor! You don't see that around here often.

doyin13:
why slow down the fast achievers na  

I reckon we should encourage the slower sex to speed up

Then engage in pre-intimacy because we actually get stimulated by that. Do that we both finish at the same time, everybody wins.

busybein:
i will not and cannot share my many wt any woman

its either me alone,or he looses his manhood to castration wt cutlass

Jenny I'm feeling you tonight!!!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212821.msg3283561#msg3283561 date=1230603627]By your estimation, only men enjoy sex, right??[/quote]Yeah. Many of you are done before we have the chance to enjoy it lol

doyin13:
ahn ahn. . . .why are u fine like this na. Only one woman ooo

In Warri. . .  u are the kind of girl that makes Warri men shout ''Ekpotenshi''

Walaii would like to sample ur sangwegwe

Jennykadiri  u no see yourself. see fine babe for here.
wetin happen to you.

Won't you try and hook yourself up first.

E no easy, considering you look like Emulewu

hahaha (trying to sound British) fanks love  I didn't understand half of what you said but I see you still got your funny side and still good looking. I haven't seen you smile though, I bet you'd look even cuter.

doyin13:
Who is divorcing who?

I am more than available

I will even do the dishes

Finally! Step right up, Sir.

I see all the men agreeing to this not because they care but because it will legally give them the right to have sex with as many women as he can as soon he is "bored" with the previous one. I'd rather happily remain a spinster than to be a second wife.

tope2000:
How iz u?
Settled? not yet
We would swap very soon

hehehe I'm glad sad to inform you that the deal is off. If I see you within a 3 mile radius of Stephen I will have you arrested by the NL Police and no amount of seduction would get you free

busybein:
ok from this day i av divorced sauron,tope and busybody y'all r free to have him

*Singing Rihanna's Take A Bow*

tope2000:

Oya come to bed

So we're settled. You're with Sauron and I'm with Stephen

busybein:
awww u r d best don't worry d dude is already sleeping,ive exhausted him already ,when i get back on that bed,i will be continuing from where i stopped,sleep or no sleep

afteralll we r on celebrating period

https://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/brandybooyah.gif You go girl lol

Flirting is great for both the married and the unmarried. Many assume you can only flirt with a stranger or something but in actuality you can spice up your married life by flirting with your spouse. So Jenny go caress your man and sweet talk the heck out of him.

busybein:
ok i must confess,rebellious that guy is hot

Back off! He's my boyfriend