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Romance › Re: How Will U Like To Be Seduced By Ur Partner? by DaPhoenix(f): 1:09am On Jan 15, 2009

onyinye2:
LMAO!!!

Idk. . . . . it seems so awkward like. . . . . yeah. I mean when I picture myself seducing a man I'm just like aghhhhh. . . . . . this is so strange.

It's just seduction not sex.

Romance › Re: How Will U Like To Be Seduced By Ur Partner? by DaPhoenix(f): 1:01am On Jan 15, 2009

Onyinye break out of your shell already lol

Romance › Re: What's Your Marital Status ? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:47am On Jan 15, 2009

Single baby!!

[img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/setitoff[/img]

Romance › Re: How Will U Like To Be Seduced By Ur Partner? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:40am On Jan 15, 2009

amebo no.1:
hahahaaahha dats it hon,and wat if he begs u for more,wat will u do

Please he better go masturbate or something or even better "put a ring on it"

[img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/pwahaha[/img]

Magz:
And is that you in yours?

yeah

Romance › Re: How Will U Like To Be Seduced By Ur Partner? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:34am On Jan 15, 2009

Magz:
Yes it is.

Oh . . . ok.

Family › Re: Attacked By Father- In -law For Catching My Wife Having An Affair. by DaPhoenix(f): 12:33am On Jan 15, 2009

[img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/pwahaha[/img]

Romance › Re: How Will U Like To Be Seduced By Ur Partner? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:31am On Jan 15, 2009

Magz:
Sing to me,

Is that you in your profile picture?

amebo no.1:
oya tell us naaa,how will u seduce a guy?or how will u like to be seduced by a guy

Well for one, there is no spoken communication when I seduce. It's all about teasing him with my body movement. I wear that lingerie that always wants to slip off my body and just when it's about to, I pull it back up and smile. . .

Romance › Re: How Will U Like To Be Seduced By Ur Partner? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:18am On Jan 15, 2009

onyinye2:
We all know Daphoenix is a FREAK!!!
And Tope Baby.

If they don't know that by now, they should ask their man lol

amebo no.1:
you,do u know,how much ive missed u where da hell have u been
_{its me jenny}

Missed you too. I see Seun is still on his banning game.

Romance › Re: How Will U Like To Be Seduced By Ur Partner? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:08am On Jan 15, 2009

https://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/brandyshade2.gif

Girl, it's too explicit for this forum

Romance › Re: Help My Brother's Fiancee Want Me in Bed With Her And Am Really Confuse because She Said She Will Do by DaPhoenix(f): 7:34am On Jan 05, 2009

Wait, what do you expect us to tell you? Refuse her advances and/or go report her to your brother?? No that's too weak. She has offered herself and I suggest you take advantage of the situation and your brother and have sex with your her rather than keep her waiting. After all, she is only your sister-in-law to be.

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by DaPhoenix(f): 5:36am On Jan 05, 2009

_{I was going to wait till Friday but I need to let this out.}

I left traces of my mocha lipstick on your cheeks and collar
So when she hugs you she'd know you've been with another
Did I mention my leopard thong is sprawled in your backseat?
Honey, better hurry before she finds Victoria's secret
Karma is a bitch because once upon a time, your girl was my man's other woman
Don't you think it's my turn to use the excuse "I'm only human"?

_{walks off with a cocky smile}

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by DaPhoenix(f): 3:31pm On Jan 04, 2009

olulu:
i love me woman funny and not phony,
so take note, Da Phoenix.

Ok . . . not that I care.

Can we keep it short to 6 lines as Cayon originally intended?? Thanks. I promise to come with something on Friday, this time no BS.

Romance › Re: A LovePeddler Is In Love With Me. by DaPhoenix(f): 6:11pm On Dec 30, 2008

donsanchez:
i thought i was invited to an all ladies party,thus my anticipation rose and my adrenaline started pumping.

we went into her room and went at each others clothes with burning fire in our loins.she undressed me and i reciprocated.

i felt relieved when my girlfriend called and told me she was on her way to come and see me.

After reading these statements, I have come to the conclusion that you sir are the real hoe. She just made an expensive call and all she asked was to be refunded and you failed epically. I hope she calls and your girlfriend picks up and dumps your broke ass.

Romance › Re: Help! Girls Dont Like Me by DaPhoenix(f): 5:21pm On Dec 30, 2008

MoneyRule:
Get money!!!
Money bring bitches!

I see that the little you have has made you retarded.

Romance › Re: Why Does He Only Text? by DaPhoenix(f): 8:15am On Dec 30, 2008

He's at the very least communicating. If you want to talk to him so bad, you call him and don't wait on him.

Romance › Re: Flirting,men And Women by DaPhoenix(f): 4:12am On Dec 30, 2008

LMAO . . . too funny. But are you gon' stand there and joke around or come and, dare I say, please me?

Romance › Re: Is Polygamy The Solution To Surplus Women ? by DaPhoenix(f): 3:54am On Dec 30, 2008

~Sauron~:
Maybe!!!

I don't date robots. . . . . . .Can't be with a woman who needs rampant rabbit to get to the promised land.
Some women are so frigid, it's like their sex buttons have been pawned on Ebay.

_{Hey, leave the rabbit out of this. It is doing an awesome job.} Many men just don't try hard enough. They don't ask her if she wants it slower to quicker. They just have their fill and they are out and she is still left wanting. Don't get me wrong some men actually get it and can make her squeal with pleasure but the bad ones simply overshadow all of them.

Romance › Re: Flirting,men And Women by DaPhoenix(f): 3:46am On Dec 30, 2008

doyin13:
awwwyou are starting to sound like i have finally scored

Yup and here's your trophy [img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/muah[/img]

Meet me in my room so we can "discuss" further.

Romance › Re: Is Polygamy The Solution To Surplus Women ? by DaPhoenix(f): 3:42am On Dec 30, 2008

~Sauron~:
The lads in your country are overweight. . . . .Fly to the UK and letz show u how the West was WON!!!

So many words . . . I'd rather you say nothing and surprise me with your bedroom skills than get me all high and then underperform. Or then again maybe I expect too much.

~Sauron~:
Ur body must be made of STEEL.
Ma gurlfriend reaches her orgasm by just kissing her.
I don't have to break a sweat to take her to the promised land.

I don't envy her at all. If you can't work this body then please head on out.

Romance › Re: Is Polygamy The Solution To Surplus Women ? by DaPhoenix(f): 3:34am On Dec 30, 2008

~Sauron~:
So u think everyone you see with a 3rd leg is a REAL MAN??
Be deceiving yourself. U better get hitched to a stud like me.
With me, it's satisfaction guaranteed. Not a "one minute" man Da Phoenix was talking about.

Same words that guy told me and he ended up apologizing and mumbling excuses grin

Romance › Re: Flirting,men And Women by DaPhoenix(f): 3:32am On Dec 30, 2008

doyin13:
me jealous ke. . .

U wan make i show u my phone, all the txt messages wey
girls dey send me.

like this one. . . . ._{''doyin13 u are so crap at sex''}

kaie be like say na the wrong phone be this

I freaking love your sense of humor! You don't see that around here often.

Romance › Re: Is Polygamy The Solution To Surplus Women ? by DaPhoenix(f): 3:30am On Dec 30, 2008

doyin13:
why slow down the fast achievers na

I reckon we should encourage the slower sex to speed up

Then engage in pre-intimacy because we actually get stimulated by that. Do that we both finish at the same time, everybody wins.

busybein:
i will not and cannot share my many wt any woman

its either me alone,or he looses his manhood to castration wt cutlass

Jenny I'm feeling you tonight!!!!!

Romance › Re: Is Polygamy The Solution To Surplus Women ? by DaPhoenix(f): 3:24am On Dec 30, 2008

~Sauron~:
By your estimation, only men enjoy sex, right??

Yeah. Many of you are done before we have the chance to enjoy it lol

Romance › Re: Flirting,men And Women by DaPhoenix(f): 3:21am On Dec 30, 2008

doyin13:
ahn ahn. . . .why are u fine like this na. Only one woman ooo

In Warri. . . u are the kind of girl that makes Warri men shout ''Ekpotenshi''

Walaii would like to sample ur sangwegwe

Jennykadiri u no see yourself. see fine babe for here.
wetin happen to you.

Won't you try and hook yourself up first.

E no easy, considering you look like Emulewu

hahaha (trying to sound British) fanks love kiss

I didn't understand half of what you said but I see you still got your funny side and still good looking. I haven't seen you smile though, I bet you'd look even cuter.

Romance › Re: Flirting,men And Women by DaPhoenix(f): 3:10am On Dec 30, 2008

doyin13:
Who is divorcing who?

I am more than available

I will even do the dishes

Finally! Step right up, Sir.

Romance › Re: Is Polygamy The Solution To Surplus Women ? by DaPhoenix(f): 3:08am On Dec 30, 2008

I see all the men agreeing to this not because they care but because it will legally give them the right to have sex with as many women as he can as soon he is "bored" with the previous one. I'd rather happily remain a spinster than to be a second wife.

Romance › Re: Flirting,men And Women by DaPhoenix(f): 3:00am On Dec 30, 2008

tope2000:
How iz u?
Settled? not yet
We would swap very soon

hehehe I'm ~~glad~~ sad to inform you that the deal is off. If I see you within a 3 mile radius of Stephen I will have you arrested by the NL Police and no amount of seduction would get you free grin

busybein:
ok from this day i av divorced sauron,tope and busybody y'all r free to have him

*Singing Rihanna's Take A Bow*

Romance › Re: Flirting,men And Women by DaPhoenix(f): 2:51am On Dec 30, 2008

tope2000:

Oya come to bed

So we're settled. You're with Sauron and I'm with Stephen grin

Romance › Re: Flirting,men And Women by DaPhoenix(f): 2:47am On Dec 30, 2008

busybein:
awww u r d best don't worry d dude is already sleeping,ive exhausted him already ,when i get back on that bed,i will be continuing from where i stopped,sleep or no sleep

afteralll we r on celebrating period

https://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/brandybooyah.gif You go girl lol

Romance › Re: Flirting,men And Women by DaPhoenix(f): 2:36am On Dec 30, 2008

Flirting is great for both the married and the unmarried. Many assume you can only flirt with a stranger or something but in actuality you can spice up your married life by flirting with your spouse. So Jenny go caress your man and sweet talk the heck out of him.

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by DaPhoenix(f): 12:35am On Dec 29, 2008

StephenP:
To kick it off, we'll invite Stephen to come up (lol)

Though my nature is seductive,
She leaves me speechless, wanting and craving.
Continuously my heart has warned me to stop,
Fearing that I have lose myself in another
But for reasons beyond my abilities to explain
I remain . . . unfaithful.

Hmm Hmm Hmmmm

Cayon:
Cayon grabs the mic from Chamotex and ask
"say who was that charming fellow who came to the mic first"
Band Member: - His name is StephenP
"Hmmm - I see"

***********
Hey StephenP or should I call you Mr Poetry
Your words still rocking my body -tickling my fantasy
Your smile, your voice, your lips touching the mic
I bet every woman call you "kid dynamite"
I shall always remember you with pleasure
Now I understand what Lena Horne meant when she sang "Stormy Weather"

Note:************ well i hope folks get the drift, so we can start a fresh friday******

You read my mind!! [img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/bravo[/img]

Romance › Re: Why Are Men In Uniforms So Enticing? by DaPhoenix(f): 8:57pm On Dec 28, 2008

busybein:
ok i must confess,rebellious that guy is hot

Back off! He's my boyfriend grin

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