₦airaland Forum

studio43:
da phoenix,

hhmm,  is that were u work?

bluespice:
sister sorry i missed the last meeting
tell our kween moda to pardon me but my excuse is reasonable
i got those things i promised to get

tkb417:
i knew it.
witches dey NL.
kai!!

Moonstone:
I said with CLOTHES OFF!

lawyer:
@topic

Very simple, just ask her. There is no way of telling especially these days when women take care of themselves and hit te gym every minute to stay fit. Whatever she says take it. What is the worst that could happen? Patapata, you will end up knowing and probably fall in love with the kid in between, thats if you are dotting over the lady in question

bluespice:
phoenix have u forgotten how
important his views count?

please! don't say that again!
we really want to find out who he is
afterall, who wouldnt want to find out who
[size=15pt]THE REAL ADAM BRODY [/size] is
please!
we must find out!

Adam Brody:
lol

Keep trying to figure me out!

don't worry i will soon switch and log onto the other side and begin to say sweet nonsense to you!

But before the real me comes, you girls are so stupidily idiotic and foolish in trying to decipher who i am. Sometimes i just log into guest mode to read your stupid replies and moronic topics and see who i am to pick on today.

I already have a dunce in this thread that i would first flirt with nicely tomorrow and now turn the screw on her pin head later on!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You retards are so predictably imbecilic to say the least!

Sisi Jinx:
@Bluespice
Of course! Lmao!

@ Doyin13 and Phoenix
https://images.zaazu.com/img/evil-anim-devil-evil-bad-000279-design.gif


Liwwle girl in da house peeease

Pataki:
Guy your excesses is seriously enough. You can throw your punchlines as much as you want, but never look down on a person simply because of their body weight.

It is totally wrong and callous to do such.

Kindly curb your excesses.

sillyboy:
Yes of because. . . .
at least she will have my money. . . .
I will definately understand that she doesnt need the item. . . .

Its berra than seeing it with someone else.

sillyboy:
Then, I head straight to the Garage. . . .

Do you even know you could sell and use the money. . . .
or berra still exchange the items for something you need?

doyin13:
chocolate ke. . . .

i am allergic to chocolate

they give me rashes down below

Adam Brody:
Is that supposed to be an insult? Hmm go and learn from Ebony, your still in Insult kindergarten school! At least get a WAEC in it and come back. Your yabs are vapid and out of sync!

Adam Brody:
@bluespice

Is that what you tell yourself that you have features?

No fattie, you don have features but loads of mass of  disgusting fat stored everywhere around you! Am sure your one of those dumb chicks who always ask guys "Do i look fat in this dress?" Haaaaaaaaaaa! Irony of the highest order!

I am also sure than anytime you go window shopping for clothes, the shop retailers will be scared of their scales!

From today, anytime you look at the mirror, repeat after me:

I am a fat F***k

I eat too much

I can't stop eating

In fact i must eat more than yesterday

I must drink more than yesterday

Until i bust

grubbido!

Another thing i remember about fat f**ks is that they sweat alot and stink due to all that secretion of fat that you emit to the ozone layer? Is that why you were wearing a leather jacket to prevent others around you from knowing your a fat smelly sweating warthog?

Meanwhile here is a link to see your exact look alike:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDULk1GLgfQ

@silly boy

Whaooooooooooooooo! I am shaking in my boots!

Guy go and queue up, your turn never reach but don't despair, when its your turn, you will be glad i devoted my time to you!

Now buzz off you fart, my session with that fat f***k blue spice aint over yet!

Sisi Jinx:
@ DaPhoenix
Fantasies? Whoa! Hol' up! . . . are you telling me you can use chocolate fountain for things other than pouring Herseys? Dan Allah. . . SPILL! Hey, there ain't no shame in my bushness, I admit it proudly.

Adam Brody:
@daphoneix

Me masturbate at the sight of jabba the hut! How gross

How do you expct my d**k to jump up at the site of this fatty bom bom?

Lets not even think of how she we look like when she is naked! My mind is going to that fat f***k in the movie BORAT!

How repugnantly disgusting? Jeez, if anything has slept with that blimp before, she must have drugged it!

yuk The thought of masturbating at that inflatable mattrass is making me feel like puking! 

aaargggggghhhhhhhhhh!

sillyboy:
Must you give out what I give you?. . . .

sillyboy:
Couldnt you have bought something if you feel like being "charity"

sillyboy:
Why would you think about "re-gifting". . . .?
It's rude . . . .I think if you don't even want the gift you should keep it and not use it. . . .
instead of giving it out and the "giver"sees it with someone else. . . .
PErsonally, I'd take it as an insult.

Sisi Jinx:
Regifting? A crime? Only if you get caught.

Last year, I got a chocolate Fountain. A chocolate fountain! What in hades am I going to do with a freaking Chocolate fountain with my bush self. . . Kunu or Fura?

Well that thing is wrapped with the prettiest wrapping sheet and a nice little bow, Just waiting for one lucky person.

bluespice:
Phoenix, girlfriend the poor thing is hopelessly pathetic
ignoring him is the greatest service to nl