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honeric01: I actually speak to dogs so i'll just tame it.

So ure what?
The dog whisperer?

booqee: i love dogs. I hope my future hubby likes it cos i want it as a pet

WOW!
I love dogs too and I'm a guy.
u knw? *winkx*

Amefrica: :/ Where's Great Dane and Bull Mastiff

Don't know about the bull mastiff but the great dane is a very silly dog

afobam: 1) Lagusta

2)Lomaxx

3) aluta continua

4) lagusta

5) jewel bukky

6) m.esther

btw, tns to all ma well wishers..dapsondou, dr lagusta, j.bukky,esther et all.

Ure welcome.but please pray for me and others that are still waiting o

fabulous fash: Wana share my lautech story wid u guyz. I had 240 in my utme last year..i chose uni ibadan first choice nd lautech second choice,afta we were told by d skul dat dey admit second choice. I did dere post utme,nd afta long wait dey released second choice result fortunately scored 61%,i was so happy,dat finally i made it.i proceed to uni ibadan buh i didnt meet dere cutoff. I waited,waited nd waited.no admission.my friend dat chose dem as 1st choice nd score 53 was admitted.we second choice aspirant were packed away"""its touching! My dear bro and sista,plzzzz dnt wait for lautek ooo if u are 2nd choice aspirant.apply for poly or college of edu.cos lautech wont admit second choice nd rememba dey are doing predegree so dey av limited space for utme candidate.lautech na laustress,dey needed d money dats y dey told u to buy d form.pls find alternative

Pls don't say what you don't know.
Lautech doesn't admit second choice aspirants? Thats hear-say guy.. That they didn't admit you doesn't mean they don't admit second choice aspirants at all.
I have FRIENDS there who gained admission as second choice aspirants.
I'm not saying you guys shoud relax o

"Emi ni iwe":
na xo omowes dey do nao ..*winks**

FYM

"Emi ni iwe":
everybody don knw say na me nao ..ds ma second account dr dapo hope say una still dey read sha

I no read o

"Emi ni iwe":
wait .dont tell me yhu dey expect ya name in dat oau list sent to jamb .mo yhu r on a long tin oh ..ayam also a 2nd choice candidate for biochem ma name is nt dia ..dont worry wit God on ya side and long legs oau go admit una sures ..as for me nao i don decide to postrate for seven deans of seven faculties in OAU b4 i goe finally end it up @ omole"s lodge iyen VC gangan ..as for UI septemeber nani e no go pass sept

Am I the only one or does anybody else thinks this is Shakur?

afobam: #Testimony#..praise the living jesus!I have been admitted into OAU for a six years course... Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery, or in Latin: Medicinae Baccalaureus, Baccalaureus Chirurgiae (abbreviated in various ways, viz. MBBS or MBChB, MB BS, MB BChir, BM BCh, MB BCh, MB ChB, BM BS, BM, BMed) Ebami gbe oruko olorun tobi Alihamdulilah..tanx to all the boss in the house for the inspiraion, I sight ma guy VINCENT

Let me be d first person to way congratulations.
Happy for u.
I'll pray I'll soon come and share my testimony too

chucky234: Caucasian shepherd is also one of the fiercest dogs,they have natural instinct to guard and attack as thats what they were originally breed for.
Its only a caucasian well socialised from pup that will cut down its aggressive nature.

TRUE

Vickii Ro: So what did u do?
Play dead?

Luckily the owner was not far away. When he saw me motionless and i stopped talking cos i was talking to him from a distance....he knew something was wrong. The dog came out from the side of the car bt came slowly at me. When the owner noticed, he came to my rescue as fast as he could when d dog was just right in front of me

dasparrow: Okay, I have not had any bad experience with dogs so far so I am talking from experience. Of course I will exercise caution when dealing with dogs that don't know me.

Well, i've been faced by a rott before but i couldn't run again cos it was too close to me.

dojumav: Na to dey shout help help help help.... [url][/url]

Shouting irritates dogs, you know?

chucky234: You better dont try this a rot,pitbull or presa canario if you are a gonner.
Stand ko, sniff ni.

Yeah, i noticed these giant breeds seem to be on the calm side bt seeing it SUDDENLY, you'll run. I don't believe those who are saying they'll wait mean it. They'll also run
Those breeds u mentioned are agile and fast...Their instincts is to attack intruders. Only trained dogs can be restrained or behave well

lacicrips: Like others have said above; just stay where you are and wait for the owner to come. But if you're the brave type, you can just walk past it without fears. It'll just keep following and sniffing you, and if it senses your fear, then barking will start. Most people will run at this stage, but that's probably suicide.

They're a lovely breed, I'm trying to own one too.

Find below the picture of a 3 month old pup of same breed.

lol...
I pray money comes, i'll like to have a caucasian too..but not of this mammoth size in d topic sha

lacicrips: You'd be in a bigger trouble if you tried to escape.

So what're u gonna do?
We're human beings...instinct will tell u to run

Aliciakeys: Wat is d meaning of d test?? Got 49 sha

Its not the score that matters here.
Did you read the comment made about you?
And were they right about you?
The comment made about me was 100% correct, thats why they call it a Personality test.

Fynestboi: Thank God i nearly ran mad tryng to solve wetn i wnt get money untop, e 4 pain me if i fail am sha... ;

Lol

Da kingpin: This go me really working but here it is
The arrangement is as follows
Yellow house
Norwaygeian
Smokes dunhill
Keeps cats
Drinks water

Blue house
Dane
Smokes blend
Keeps horse
Drinks tea

Red house
Brit
Smokes pallmall
Keeps birds
Drinks milk

Green house
German
Smokes marloborough
Keeps FISH
Drinks coffee

White house
Swede
Smokes carmel
Keeps dog
Drinks beer

i believe i am born to give solutions

You're perfectly right

Fynestboi: ANSWER: THE GERMAN KEEPS THE FISH..... I get am ?

Yeah. Iwe!

Dr.'Hesjay:
Got 2 different ansas...i dnt knw which is correct...buh i knw its one...its either the german or the norwegian......

Its d German

Who'll get that first?
Dr.hesjay, ure not allowed to participate o!

Here is a logical question
A Brain Teaser
Albert Einstein once posed a brain teaser that he
predicted only 2% of the worlds population
would be able to solve.
FACTS:
1. There are 5 houses in 5 different colours.
2. In each house lives a person with a different
nationality.
3. These 5 owners drink a certain beverage,
smoke a certain brand of cigarette and keep a certain pet.
4. No owners have the same pet, brand of
cigaratte, or drink.
CLUES:
1. The Brit lives in a red house
2. The Swede keeps a dog
3. The Dane drinks tea
4. The green house is on the left of the white
house. 5. The green house owner drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall keeps birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes
Dunhill.
8. The man living in the house right in the center
drinks milk 9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blend lives next to the
one who keeps cats
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the
man who smokes Dunhill
12. The owner who smokes Camel drinks beer 13. The German smokes Marlborough.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
15. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour
who drinks water.
The question is, who keeps the fish?

Jeez !
There are a lot of efficos on this thread o.
Hesjay, see for urself

Here is the personality test...
http://begent.org/persontest.htm

Test your IQ..
Thought dr.hesjay would have posted it..
http://begent.org/intelquiz.htm
Post what u score here

Dr.'Hesjay:
Praise God oo..
I have been really worried beacause it's been up to 1 month that i saw you on both nairaland and 2go..
Thank God for today..how's prep going?

Thanks my doc..
I'm trying jare
May GOD help us

Dr.'Hesjay:
Choi..wetn i miss??

I'm Alive doc...
and i'm still active here.
That 2go is just dulling me ni o

Mcslize: thats a good score. We are all falling on the Normal Intelligent

Scored 8

Maidoki14: Congrate to all nigerian student.iam d secretary of national association of unemployed graduate.NAUG.do feel free to join d league after graduation.

God forbid...join what league
You're nt wishing ppl well by saying that

Mesopotamia: I couldn't av posted diz on unila g thread coz na infants full dia.
Ma girlfriend came crying dat one of d senior lecturers in her school has been harassing her sexually to d extent of threatning to fail her if she does not give in.I'm a proud member of 1 of d confraternity and i know how to deal with his ass bt i dnt wanna spill blood + i believe in dialogue than war.
Distinguish nairalanders,make una help me ooo.
Has anyone ever been in diz situation b4 or do u knw anyone in such situation and how did u or the person in question get out of such web?
Reasonable responses please!

Had a friend who had the same problem. All i did was pray for her nd the problem was solved by the ALMIGHTY.
If it were to be a corruption free nation, I'll ask the grl to record their conversation when next the lecturer asks again, and pass it to the authorities

Fynestboi: and then hw on earth wuld u compare kwara uni with UI nawa 4 u oooooo even if dem dn resume dats ntn oga just be patient evritn wuld wrkout 4 d best am sure of dat....

And tell me in what way have i compared the two schools?
Do you think i'm writing that to compare?
All I'm saying is that some schools are making progress with their plans. ASUU caused all these if not, we'll also be preparing for post utme or even the admission list

Kwara state university's admission list is even out. I have a friend whose name came out on d first list for mass-com.
God will intervene in this UI case and ASUU also

Dr.'Hesjay:
Akpors has bn hving problems with his manhood for about 5yrs and he has nt bn able to make love to his wife!....he has tried all his best buh to no avail...He went to a doctor who diagnosed him and found nothing and therefor thought it was a mind problem,so he referred him to a clinical psychologist who also tried his best buh to no avail..He then referred him to a native doctor....
D native doctor told him he has a solution to his problem...he gave him a charm to use.D charm wl make his joystick stand once in a year buh he is to say '123' b4 starting and afta he is thru,his wife wl say '1234' so it would fall back.....
Akpors was very happy and decided to surprise his wife...
When it was bed time.....

Akpors:123**his joystick rose and he was happy action wl start**

wife: **turns back**...akpors,what did u say 123 for?**1234*

Hahahahaha..
Till next year

Mesopotamia: Severe and permanent medical damage can occur when a CHILD is raped by an adult and made pregnant. The pelvic bone of a child is not yet large enough to accommodate the passage of a baby, and so MASSIVE bone and nerve damage can occur, such that the child thereafter loses the ability to retain urine, whereby the urine leaks continuously and uncontrolably, for the rest of that person's life. Worse still,PERMANENT leg paralysis can also result when a child goes into labor, due to compressive nerve damage that can occur with the passage of a baby through an under-developed pelvic bone.

The child molesters of Northern Nigeria should be identified as the predatory sexual offenders and serial paedophiles that they are, such that they will be BARRED from travelling to the civilized nations of the world, and perhaps even subjected to international arrest warrants for advocating crimes against children.
#SAY NO TO CHILD MARRIAGE!

Tell that to sen YERIMA