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Dr.'Hesjay:
Lolx....
Ma Doc,ah go just dey do d Lord's prayer.....buh come to fink of it...d dog might nt b dat aggressive na

Maybe. Maybe not

Take a break
See this https://www.nairaland.com/1329676/what-see-dog#16337123

It's not easy to see a BEAST like this and still wait. Though, I've faced unleashed dogs thrice(very aggresive dogs) and i remained motionless till the owner rescued me on two occassions. The 3rd time i pretended not to see the dog and i walked past it and it worked.
But this..... I'll run to the extent that it'll feel like I'm flying

Kizitocyber: Last prayer[b][/b]

lol

dasparrow: @Post

That is a very cute dog and this type of dogs are needed in a country like ours were security continuously remains a challenge. If I walked into a friend's compound and saw this dog, I will just stand still and then allow the dog to sniff me. Dogs have intuition and get a sense of who has good intentions and who is out to do their owner harm. If you don't have any evil intentions, you have nothing to fear.

Not all dogs will leave u cos u have no bad intentions. Some will attack just because ure a stranger.
And are u sure that on seeing this dog, you'll still wait?

You haven't visited a friend in a long time and you decided to one evening. You entered his compound just like you normally do without knocking and after taking few steps, this dog suddenly appeared.
What are you gonna do?

shakur07: Hhahah bur ma prayers na money oh**are u ready

Are you sure its GOD that called you into the ministry or Money?

Dr.'Hesjay:
Hmm hmm*clears throat in dagrin style*

This guy no dey sleep o

baebyfaze91: Gud a.m my fellow nairalander.....fynest,hesjay,dapsondou,shakur,phtemie,taylor et al...i dey hail o..,tnx 4 kipn d thread moving....goin to 500 pages..
i wish we'l al meet at d premier uni.....ectre sapere fons*

Morning Baebyfaze.

@Pastor Shakur, i need ur prayers o. My spirit no wan read. Abeg do something

kayusoluwasheyi: I no y u never wanted wanted to give in to his opinions of getting 180 nd above u do nt want any form of opposition nd it nt done...... abi u no no say na from d post utme form dem dae generate revenue ni so no one can tell about d reductions in d cutoff......

Guy, please don't be fooled. U.I will never do that.
I'm guessing you and jgaga are frnds cos you both surfaced on this thread at the same time.
Failing this jamb doesn't mean ure a dullard. I have a guy in particular who scored 182 and this guy is very brilliant.
So guy(s) don't be sad.

shakur07: mr dapsondou lemme av ya 2go id nao

Its dapsondou @2go

quivah: wow! cool, may God favour us mightily... whts ya ume score btw?

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jgaga: nt dat its just a hand wrk and i tank u all 4 ur contribution bt dis year u.i wud admit student below 200 am sure of wat am sayin

The truth is bitter.
But guy some schools will never accept below 200 and U.I is one of them.
Last year, like 7000+ were invited for post ume(those who scored above 200) and 2800 were admitted. This year, 15000+ already scaled above the 200 mark and they can't admit more than 3000 students.. How the post utme will be conducted is not known as they might shortlist/call all who scored above 200. What I'm trying to say is that there are already more candidates than needed for the post utme. How will they now add to their troubles by inviting more?
It's good to have FAITH cos without FAITH we can't please GOD. But what you have is false Faith. Its a wild goose chase

quivah: hi... am new here
. am also a ui aspirant. going for denstistry.. ad 226 in my jamb.. whts my hope?

Welcome to the thread.
I'm also going for Dentistry, together with dr hesjay and guldberg. You'll meet them too

Dr.'Hesjay:
n a big shout out to ma dental and medical peepz on d thread....Dr Dapo,i hail u sir..BDS awaits u IJN....Dr Pluto(dnt remeber ur name sir)...BDS awaits u IJN....
All other medics....MBBS/B.Physio awaits y'all IJN....

I hail all politicians on d thread!

I hail you too Dr Emmanuel.
Our prayers have been answered

baebyfaze91: hy guyz...pls any1 on info abt hw u.i wil conduct d p.ume.......nd d tym d form wil b out......

Itot u have the answer to ur question baebyfaze...

baebyfaze91: hy guyz...pls any1 on info abt hw u.i wil conduct d p.ume.......nd d tym d form wil b out......

Itot u have the answer to ur question baebyfaze...

Samueldona: I contacted the admission officer today. I'm a MBBS aspirant. Although i had 285 in my utme and had 6 distinctions & 3 credits, he told me to prepare painstakingly for the p.utme. He told me i must score 85% in my p.utme. He also emphasized that p.utme is the 1st criterion for admission this yr which means utme score will only serve as either a promoter or inhibitor.
He also said that registration for p.utme will start on the 21st of this month. That means p.utme may take place in July.
So, for both ppt and cbt candidates, 4get ur utme score for now. Read as if you won't read again. Prove to UI that jamb played with ur utme score. By God's grace, we shall all rejoice in the end.

Ogbeni wa, ma daya ja wa now....
Thanks for the info

Fynestboi: harsh bawo!!!!! Sebi na u faint mami sadhe want to help u wit water and u called dat harsh!!! If na me u knw wetn me go do I go use slap wake u..lol

Haaaa.
I offend u before?

Sadeluhv: Thank God,i b wan cum pour water for ur head

Harsh!
Why not something more soothing

Sadeluhv: Thank God,i b wan cum pour water for ur head

Harsh!
Why not something more soothing

Atesunate15: Bro, shey make i put spoon for ur mouth, abi nah cane u want

I'm awake o

Bash92: Lautech wont offer you medicine. Even jambites who choose medicine should forget it. The best u can be offered is NURSING nd being pre degree student you must score above or upto 400 out off 500. Above 400 can be achieved if you attend nd listen well in class.
Am also one of d student who just complete pre degree in lautech we are doing ICT training presently. I scored above 400 nd am sure if u study well u can better my own score.

Before i say something rash, let me ask you few questions.
1. why won't lautech offer the guy Medicine?
2. why should JAMBITES forget been given Medicine?
3. do lautech select candidates from their staffs ALONE into MBBS?
pls answer these questions

Atesunate15: https://www.nairaland.com/1214510/lautech-admission-2013-2014

Atesunate you're here too. All is well brother

Dollarmind: Good day to everyone in the house I am also an aspirant I scored 301 in the just concluded Jamb going for Law... I've 7 distinctions in my relevant course and two credit in my o'level please anyone with useful information about the post-ume should please post it here....

*faints*

Medical aspirants, pharmacists, nurses, you might like this thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/1049407/medics-nurses-physiotherapists-pharmacists-lab/

emmyeuler1: important fact that might be useful to ALL U.I ASPIRANTS.............NO. OF 1ST CHOICE THAT SCORED ABOVE 200(8,458).............2ND CHOICE 200+(7,232)

And how many candidates will be admitted in total?

BRAINEE123: UI STAT...(1st;2nd)...Biochem(812;1228)...Civil engr(1082;983)...Comniction&Lang art(1595;1064)...Comp sc(2112;1820)...Dentistry&Dental surgery(210;301)...Econs(6292;5225)...Elect/Elect(1070;897)...Law(4271;3498)...Mech engr(1169;920)...Medicine&surgery(8675;4038)...Microbio(928;1246)...Nuring(3077;2196)...Petrol engr(1287;781)...Pharmacy(2071;2071)...Pol sc(2564;2188)...Sociology(1261;1374)...Theatre art(1097;993)...I HOPE THESE WILL HELP US TO SEE FARTHER.

WOW!
What i noticed from the above:
Candidates have really PORTED away from Dentistry and Pharmacy and the number of MBBS aspirants have increased. The number of MBBS was 11000+, Dentistry was like 1000+ and Pharmacy was above 5000 candidates.
Dr hesjay, guldberg, a chance for us. I wish the rest of you guys goodluck. [phtemmie, oysdam, shakur, fb] and others

shakur07: We still ya boss tho

NOBODY IS BOSS OVER ANYONE BTW DOCTORS AND PHARMACISTS. EVEN DOCTORS ARE NOT SUPERIOR TO NURSES

DR HESJAY, GULDBERG AND I.
3 DENTISTS IN THE MAKING

Dr.'Hesjay:
BABA....e dey go o...just dat make i no lie,none of dem is balanced...they r affecting each other...


ME SHA,i cnt kill myself ooo....wanna enjoy dis weekend a little

DR HESJAY
I never knew you're a UI student.
What course are you studying currently?

phtemie
have you checked?

phtemie
have checked?

No. Its Dentistry