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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 7:39pm On Apr 19
ojesymsym:
Yes correct, that should also allow you access the phone app.
Downloaded, and currently under review for my KYC. Once verified, to start investing.

I think the app is better than chasing so many banks for different Treasury Bill rate. Unfortunately, the don't have Mutual Money Fund option currently.

Might have to look for alternative app for that.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 6:12pm On Apr 19
Omotolani513:


Got 19.5% with Providus for 365days. Note, I went with the banks bid as i had less than 50M
Thanks for the update. Just trying to test waters with my mite ๐Ÿ˜… Don't even have up to a million ๐Ÿคฃ
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 4:15pm On Apr 19
ojesymsym:
Yes correct, that should also allow you access the phone app.
Okay, thanks for the confirmation.

I will check them out.
Investment / Re: Mutual Funds by DAramis: 4:14pm On Apr 19
emmasoft:


This is a very wide question. I can only give you the firms I represent.
Stanbic 15.55%.
SFS fixed income 14.02%
Norrenberger is 16.18% gross
Boss,

I will chat you up on this later. Might look into it hopefully.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 3:19pm On Apr 19
ojesymsym:
This values are usually not static and so mostly only the bank can give you what they have available as at the time they send you the mail. Sometimes, by the time you are ready that particular one you are interested in may no longer be available, you may now have a better offer or one that is less than what you were previously offered.

But why do you guys not also use iinvest? here you get to see the different offers and quantities available in real time so making a choice becomes easy. You get to see fixed deposit, TB, and commercial papers in one platform.



Bro

This I-invest app, can you drop a snap pic of the actual app let me download?

Is the website I-invest NG. com?
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DAramis: 3:07pm On Apr 19
Guys, and ladies,

I am trying to invest in TB. Can you list the banks that offers the best rate?

Seems money market has crashed and no longer profitable. Trying to set MMF up but going to forgoe it and focus on Treasury Bill.
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Keeps On Blocking My Account by DAramis: 4:46am On Apr 10
M2DXi:


I download whatsapp from playstore
Honestly don't know then.
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Keeps On Blocking My Account by DAramis: 11:33pm On Apr 09
M2DXi:
I buy London used Huawei phone, since then whatsapp keeps on blocking my account, even when I change number, please how can I solve this issue

I think it has to do with the ban the company were subjected to by USA. If you check closely, Google apps especially Google map and play store doesn't work in most recent Huawei phones.

WhatsApp being a USA domiciled app is flagging it off if not downloaded directly from playstore. Anyway, log complaint to WhatsApp based on this and get to know their response
Phones / Re: Why SIM Cards Linked With NIN Are Being Barred - NCC by DAramis: 10:30am On Apr 09
jellybabee:
login to your MTN App to confirm if your nin has been successfully linked...
If not.... you have to first generate your virtual nin (VNIN) to be able to register your Nin....in which N20 will be deducted from the sim twice( for generating VNIN and submission of NIN).
how can this be done for mtn?
And is it possible to do it on mtn website online? Trying to sort myself out on this

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Men Should Be Investigated. Theyโ€™re Outspending Everyone Here - UK Man by DAramis: 7:12am On Mar 31
ukaface:
One thing about Nigerians is that, they ainโ€™t lazy( majority)
We need to make that money to make noise back home
Na why them Dey pack shifts upandan for this uk
Hi

Hope you don't mind if I DM you for important information consultation.
Romance / Re: Conjoined Twin Abby Hensel Now Married by DAramis: 10:26pm On Mar 29
guobe:

Such is life
๐Ÿ˜ข
Romance / Re: Conjoined Twin Abby Hensel Now Married by DAramis: 5:22pm On Mar 29
And some singles are still not married๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Even un-cojoined twins self ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Mothers Always Use This Word On Their Male Children by DAramis: 3:28pm On Mar 25
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚

African mothers, they have funny way of passing their message across.
Romance / Re: How Good Are Nigerian Women In Bed? by DAramis: 7:48pm On Mar 16
dkidd:

Uyo girls... 2017 Christmas period when Eno run 360 on top me bro till date no girl done fvck me like that. The thing still dey my body.
Hmmm

Taking notes ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„
Romance / Re: How Good Are Nigerian Women In Bed? by DAramis: 11:50am On Mar 14
Demigod22:


Lol, after my experience with those girls, my penis is never the same. Sex is an important aspect of every living organism.

True, it is very vital.
Nice demographic though. I have heard so much about South South women especially Calabar women.
Romance / Re: How Good Are Nigerian Women In Bed? by DAramis: 8:08pm On Mar 13
Demigod22:
I have met different Nigerian women but I hail those South South girls. It was in Port Harcourt I enjoyed sex for the first time in my life, Akwa Ibom girls, Calabar, Imo, Rivers and Edo showed me what I have been missing.

When those girls grind you, ride you, give you Mouth Gig, the cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, legup and 69.
Professor,

Don't corrupt some of us in this forum na ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

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Politics / Re: Even If Peter Obi Go For Vice President, He Will Never Win by DAramis: 2:21pm On Mar 10
Envy is a terrible sin. The greatest vice among all vices. May we not be unfortunate to get entangled with someone like you wherever we may find ourselves in.๐Ÿ™
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Strain On My Life Is Unbearable! by DAramis: 12:49pm On Mar 10
Kankawormm:


Abuja...jobs are not easy to come by..most wants to take advantage of you first.

Move to where there are jobs.

At least where there are lots of market, you could be able to get sales girl job which is common.

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Crime / Re: Wanted Person by DAramis: 8:11pm On Mar 04
Caleb15:
Out of 87 mil you wan pay 1 mil abeg talk another thing joor
As in ehh.

If he up that rewards to 10 million and spread the information among the guys former neighborhood, he will definitely get a snitch who will drop real time location of this nigg*er

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Family / Re: I Need A Car Monthly Repayments Module. by DAramis: 8:53pm On Feb 29
Nice2023:



If I invest that amount at firstally asset mgt company I will get an upfront of 351k at 13 interest rate.

Just say u need a philanthropist.

Hello boss,

Can you give more information on how someone can go about this?

If you have other investment tips, I would be grateful
Education / Re: Oil Dey Your Head. by DAramis: 6:23am On Feb 28
meobizy:
Itโ€™s too ghetto of a saying for all of that. A phrase like โ€œhot/steaming head/brainโ€ would make more sense.

That is why it is in pidgin English. The meaning and its swag lies there.

Abeg, leave am for us dat way๐Ÿ‘Œ

Not to digress, a particular unknown son of a man was called from where he was tending sheep for him to be anointed with oil, and make king over his older brothers (Biblical passage story narration). So, it is similar to that incident when guys makes that quote

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Education / Re: Oil Dey Your Head. by DAramis: 5:14am On Feb 28
It means someone whose life is filled with grace, and at same time have uncanning wisdom and intelligence.
Family / Re: This Is What I Spent Almost N2,000 On (picture) by DAramis: 9:09pm On Feb 27
wunmi590:


๐Ÿ˜† untop money wey no reach 1 pound
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You didn't get it Sir.

People are saying you should not be drinking tea with expensive bottled water, milo and milk.๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

To them, just buy Agege bread and drink it with ice water
Celebrities / Re: โ€œMicheal Has Gone Missingโ€- US Wife Cries Out After Relocating Her Naija Husband by DAramis: 8:57pm On Feb 27
advanceDNA:


Fantabulous....!!

And they will have right to work and other public service like health??
Some may have by using other people's identity while others get if in essential sectors.

All in all, public health might not be possible because America Healthcare system is not free๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

Even with all your money, it is still messed up. That is why most travel to Europe for serious medical issues rather than do it in USA where they will become bankrupt.

Just Google Sanctuary States in America and get more information on that

NB: I am not in America oo....Just giving out the little information I know about this

Properties / Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by DAramis: 8:54pm On Feb 27
Been there in Kano.

But thank God for the journey so far. #Little beginning in some people's lives.
Celebrities / Re: โ€œMicheal Has Gone Missingโ€- US Wife Cries Out After Relocating Her Naija Husband by DAramis: 7:13pm On Feb 27
advanceDNA:


They did this one in Nigeria...and after Micheal survived all her werey and tantrums ...they married and he joined her in the US....



Ohhh, clearer now.

But Nigerians should try and trend it online till Michael provide video verified evidence that he is truly alive.
Celebrities / Re: โ€œMicheal Has Gone Missingโ€- US Wife Cries Out After Relocating Her Naija Husband by DAramis: 7:12pm On Feb 27
advanceDNA:


Sanctuary state.?? Interesting

..US and their fantastic laws use to bypass other laws

Yeah, where guys with no papers run to and gets protected. As far as the person didn't commit crime or murder.

All these illegal immigrants crossing from Mexico, those are the states they hope to run to.

It might take very long time before the person secure paper though.
Family / Re: This Is What I Spent Almost N2,000 On (picture) by DAramis: 7:09pm On Feb 27
Melagros:
COMRADES, this woman get money she dey use bottle water drink tea

That is why EFCC needs to investigate him like someone said ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

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Celebrities / Re: โ€œMicheal Has Gone Missingโ€- US Wife Cries Out After Relocating Her Naija Husband by DAramis: 6:57pm On Feb 27
advanceDNA:


Some pple are saying Micheal needs her for a couple of years since it's a marriage visa ....so he couldn't have escaped...that's why they are suspecting the hot tempered werey might have killed Micheal and now forming tears grin grin

Well,it will be a dumb move by her. As for Michael, he has solid grounds to still stay in USA if safety of his life comes into play.

Or he can go to sanctuary State and start afresh.
Celebrities / Re: โ€œMicheal Has Gone Missingโ€- US Wife Cries Out After Relocating Her Naija Husband by DAramis: 6:55pm On Feb 27
It takes someone very smart, and intelligent to pull off a Japa within a Japa which Michael actually did ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Celebrities / Re: โ€œMicheal Has Gone Missingโ€- US Wife Cries Out After Relocating Her Naija Husband by DAramis: 6:53pm On Feb 27
advanceDNA:
Two things are involved....

This werey hot tempered woman don kill Michael go hide the body for freezer grin grin


Michael pulled another japa..... grin grin
Abeg, the *90 days finance*, did it happen in Nigeria or where?

Because that program I know of do happen in the States but surprised to hear her talk about relocation of Michael from Nigeria.

As for Michael He pulled another Japa. It is called Japa within a Japa๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

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Celebrities / Re: โ€œMicheal Has Gone Missingโ€- US Wife Cries Out After Relocating Her Naija Husband by DAramis: 6:48pm On Feb 27
advanceDNA:


Michael suppose change name to patience.
.
That old woman frustrated his life....In one episode where she was throwing tantrums like a five year old...the werey told Michael to obey her and not go out to see any friends.. because Michael had earlier said we respect our elders in Nigeria......

She literally said...."I'm your elder, you should obey me"

Hahahahahahahaha
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Michael na werey. He just low key plan his move while guys think he is not smart.

Now, he has proved his nay sayers wrong

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