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This dude be character

One less noise maker to worry about

Camlot000007:
See what Buhari mistake has caused us


An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is soadvanced that we cut off a man's liver put themon another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."The German doctor says: "That's nothing,in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."The Nigerian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.Now, the whole country is looking for work!"Share with your friends, don't laugh alone �����

Guy u no well, egbami o dis guy wan kill me with laugh

Chukazu:
I don't think you know Nathaniel Bassey before.. I don't think been celebrity is any big deal for him, I mean this is someone that would have been a bigger act if he had remained in his previous trade, which was classical secular music

The issue is that this guy paid his due probably more than any gospel artist I can think of, he was a the lead Trumpeter to late Steve Rhodes, who had the biggest classical music genre in Africa

U can help me tell them again bro, I've been with Nathaniel for years now and I know that the guy doesn't bother about being a celebrity

ProfEinstein:
This guy just use this "hallelujah" thing become famous.

Sorry to burst ur bubble bro, he was already famous before the hallelujah challenge

Bari22:
When it comes to this matter the real illeteracy of nigerian xtians is exposed
1. All courses from primary to university are being taught in english the languange which nigerian xtians are reading their bible, yet nigerian muslims never cry of chrisanization.
2. Muslims must go to work on fridays but saturdays and sundays are declared weekends for xristians to go churches. Yet no muslim cry of christanization.
3. 70% of federal workers are xtians yet muslims never cry of christanization.
4. Of 16 years of pdp rule: 14 years are for southern xtians and only 2 years are for muslims, yet no single muslim cry christanization of nigeria.

The most annoying thing is, the people shouting for this islamization are not even true true xtians they are just politicians. Eg when did ffk become CAN spokeperson?

Another annoying thing is the so called men of god (men of money) who are misguiding their gullible and illeterate xtian followers. I wonder what is the meaning of literacy if the so-calle xtians are literac

I only intended to read comment, laugh, then pass by but then u got my attention, let me start by apologies to God and the mods of this forum; Heavenly I'm sorry for what I'm about to do; to the mods u guys should find a way and forgive me.
Ok now back to the matter; Nigeria was colonized by the British meaning the official language of Nigeria is English which covers all the subject in school, with bible also being translated in English makes it stand out
(2) All circular countries in the world normally have their weekend ( day of no work) on Saturdays and Sundays
(3) Nigeria deals with china, Japan, India, Germany, why not include those ones if the federal government really want Nigeria students to have knowledge about foreign language

Conclusion if u were closer to me, I would've slap some brains into ur head cause it so obvious that u have none currently in your head

One for the goons savage, I can't control my laughter mood anymore

tojahh:
Dear Recruiter

You called for interview, I came and you didn't say nothing to me for more than 6 hours I was hoping that patience and endurance is the test, you showed up only for you to tell me that its multilevel marketing aka GNLD...

Doesn't look like you will make heaven.

This guy don finish me with laugh >

I feel like slapping somebody here

E be like say Dem want to tell me another story again ooooo

mayorjosh:
We wey never buy car nko you no ask us how we they lock our leggedes benz?

Funny but truth and your comment sound so familiar hope you are not who I think you are

What a comic relief, reading this statement made me to laugh and forget my worries

Progressive1:
Whatever anything lai Mohammed is always base on facts I dont have to doubt him because he has said it in every where he has been interviewed those who are accusing of lying have never for once show any evidence of his lies

So there's an antifact in the museum that is older than Noah's Ark, I salute your lack of wisdom and knowledge

Progressive1:
Whatever anything lai Mohammed is always base on facts I dont have to doubt him because he has said it in every where he has been interviewed those who are accusing of lying have never for once show any evidence of his lies

So there's an antifact in the museum that is older than Noah's Ark, I salu

Dear recruiter


I summited my CV and all necessary document, attend the interview and pass all the test only for you to tell me that you need a guy of my age (24 years old) with seven years working experience, which makes me to wonder how heartless you are

And the number of jobless citizens just increased by a hundred and twenty

baddosky1:
A man died and went to heaven. He was being taken round by an angel for him to be familiar with the sights and places there in heaven. The angel brought him to a room full of clocks. The man asked the angel,"What do all these clocks signify?", The angel said, "These clocks you see here represents everyone who has ever lived on earth living or dead. When they lie, the clock ticks."

The man pointed to an old rickety clock full of cobwebs and said, "Whose clock is that?"

The angel said, "That's Mother Theresa's Clock. She lied only once in her lifetime so the clock ticked only once."

The man pointed to another clock and said, "What of that one?" Angel says,"That's Nnamdi Azikiwe's clock....he lied like just 10 times in his lifetime so it ticked only 10 times"

"Wow! I'd love to see Lai Mohammed's clock", the man said with optimism.

The angel replies," Oh, that one...it's in Jesus Office...It's being used as the CEILING FAN"

Guy this your joke get as he be, on the other side FFK just did a future damage to Lai aka lie Mohammed career cause even all those gangster can't appoint lie as their spoke person

iluvpomo:
Danjuma ... bring tyre + kerosene quick quick!

Hahahaha funny guy

Op u too much abeg text me Ur Email address, I like to associate with guys that can think outside the box

feelgoodInc:
was osibanjo ordered not to arrest them or just advised not to arrest them, If I was him I have a plan,
1) the army needs some action so declare a 3 months state of emergency in kaduna on 30th September a day to 1st October. as a surprise.

2) arrest Nnamdi kanu and deport him, as a British citizen as he is.

3) transfer all head quarters of oil companies to the South south.

4) award a contract to dredge either the Port Harcourt, Warri or Calabar seaport.

5) name northern and southern leaders and any NGO that are in support of Quit notice and Biafra in media
to checkmate them.

i) seize their passports because if things go out of hand they'll want to escape so I will revoke their passports letting them know that we are in this together.

then things will be normalized.

Boss I support you on this one, my prayer for one peaceful Nigeria can't be in vain

Smellymouth:
For all arsenal fans supporting Ajax, Incase you need Europa 's league handout and past question papers, we are ready to give it out to wenger for free..

Playing in the Europa is not even about playing on Thursday. It is about playing in cities you only see when you are reading the bible." Corinthians, Greek, Zagreb, Athens; Jerusalem,Niccosa, maybe next season them fit even play for Owerri or Ekpoma sef.

Guy I swear u be character, I don laugh tired for here

After reading the post, I fainted, Email address is now an achievement? Blood of Nebuchadnezzar

And the number of license criminals is about to increased by 120,000