₦airaland Forum

You are Devil's senior brother oo.

drnairalov:
i just hope he wins daz all...My problems re bigger

ME: whenever I get mad at you boo
you never seem to get upset, how do
you manage to control your temper na,

Wife: Darling I just go and clean the toilet.

ME: Oh!! How does that help??

Wife: I use your toothbrush darling!

any divorce lawyer in the house?

Make it Tribal "Mr.Smart". Your question is begining to have a twist towards nonsense.
They make us "followers" but we made you leader.
Have a rethink bro.
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Keep it up.
Peace.

papiforreal:
you are smart indeed.. i dont want turn this to tribal fight. but, where were yoruba people intelligence when the hausas turned them to followers?

Another reason why the North must never bé voted in.
No bé the pesin we motor hit go take write the plate number.

tochman:
I advice all the southerners in the north to be very careful and vigilant during the forth coming election. This is an advice from someone who was in Kano after the 2011 elections.

Bro, are the Notherners alone Jonathan have "failed"(in there voice)?
If he had said No Nigerian should vote for PDP?
Then we would bé only left with questioning his rigth to choose for Nigerians instead of labelling him as Tribalistic.
Do you reason along bro?
Se o jasi ni isin?

Raiders:
most people in this forum comment without first reading the thread. The deputy governor never said a northerner should not vote for a southerner. He said northerners should not vote for PDP in the general election.

Meen, I like this your definition oooo.
"Who is a northern? What is a northern?"
My Answer: A nothern is Nothing!
Awon useles arrogant Cows yen. Starting from the Buahari!

darkjorse:
who is a northern? what is a northern? what makes a person a northern?........ ignorance and stupidity

They are Aarrogant Cows always bro.

Arysexy:
That's y Rochas is a Bastard! I Am supporting pdp bc of this northern mentality. Cows!

When Ebola hit Nigeria, who took it up before the President?
Fashola did. If he had shown I do not care atitude, primarily waiting for GEJ to taake it up being the Pres., what would have been the fate of current Nigerians now?
Your leaders baked Boko-Horam and delibrately start serving it even before GEJ was enthrowned.
They called the B.H guys "our sons".
They keep on fooling themselves that we South Westerners will support them in there state of Madness and acute Dumpness killing there own people in other to show hatred or berate someone.
We Yorubas are Sensible and Highly sophitiscated. So so smart that we will Never
and I repeat, we will Never use Sharia to govern any of our States as it will backfire because we are Rice and Beans here.
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Ogbeni, you are in for a "Long thing" as D'Banj would say.
The "Olodo" of Yoruba land practically equates the Prof in Hausa land.
Quotes me.

TY
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papiforreal:
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are you sure you are yoruba.. I asked that because most of the yoruba's i know are very smart and you dont strike me to be smart. The man said we shouldn't pdp again cause it fails to provide security to the northern people. How does that reflect hate to particular tribe. Are you realy this dumb?

And I repeat, another name for you is OmoAle.

kinkymax:
u re d bastard

My brother. We are in part using PDP constitution which means after 2019, it is my Igbo brothers in the South East that will take over for another 8yrs whether any Igbokwenu here on NL like it or not.
We Yorubas are after those arrogant cows money. We will never forgive them until they openly ahir there apologies to us. We made them win Biafra War. And yet, thay maltreted our Sons.
We are never in support of there Born To Rule Ideologies that is why we will keep on playing them. They can never know because each one of them is born with the Foolishness Syndrome.

Firefire:
They will or can rule again but after 2019 they can start trying.

You are more unitelligent.
You want one Nigeria and you hate other tribes for no sensible reason.
Look we Yorubas have given Power to South South. South South will give it to South East anything short of that, North will bé Erased.
You think we are in support of your Born To Rule Ideologies here in Yoruba land?
Go and ask Tinubu the head of your APC.

papiforreal:
you are unitelligent. Shut the cesspit you called mouth please.

Primarily, what is your market field target? Foreign or Local and or both?

Lesgupnigeria:
With exportation,you can make dollars
You can contact me on 08164628081,yusuffgbenga@gmail.com
if you want to start ethanol production.

jutah:
There's no fire without smoke; I suspect the Emir...

That Emir?
Na the reach chief of Boko Haram in Kano.
He is a Murderer!
Bro you talk PURE Sense.

Will the Profit bé made in Dollars?
How about how to extraact Ethanol from Cassava? Do you have the know-how about that all too?

Lesgupnigeria:
Good for him.





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Bro do not bé Fooled, tithing is no longer required after Jesus Christ death. Tithing was an arrangement meant to cater for the needs in the Temple(Worship and Attonment of Sins Of The Nation Of Istreal) which the Levites are being used by Jah to championed. And it was a MUST for the Istraelites before Jesus Christ died on the torture stake to pay Tithe. But after the death of CHrist which naulifies all the Old divine Arragements or Rituals the fleshly High Priest of Istreal of Old have to carry out as outlined in the Mosaic laws, the new arrangment of support for worshipping and fostering christian ministry no longer involves Tithing. So what really replace the old way?
Voluntary contribution which is defined here at 2Corinthians Chapter 9 Verse 7. Read also Hebrews 7:12
Througth the new testament or New Arragement, Tithe was never requestes by any of the Apostles to support the christian ministries wherever it was active during the time.
To top it all, the Apostles do not live by the willfull contributions of the Christian congregations becaus they themselves have jobs. As an example, Apostle Paul was a Tentmaker Acts 18:3
There is even another one who is a Doctor by profession. Immagine that.
But what are we seeing today?
The opposite!

The clergies and the other counterprts are "lording" the position on the followers.
Jesus C

morefire:
most people just talk shit without thinking first

with the economy of today you cant build an auditorium that will comfortably accommodate over 10,000 people without spending billions of naira,

i read someone talk about the old church please also remember that the temple Solomon built would be valued way in the region of big billions if it was built today.

you talk about tithes and offering its a demand by our own God and our own religion just the same way your Ogun would ask you to bring a lions head, tigers tail etc and you do because you believe in it. we pay our tithes and offerings to our churches because we believe in the blessings that comes with them (now if a pastor or a bishop decided to spend or steal Gods money then let God be the judge and not you)

i am sure if i opened a thread for people to share their testimonies on tithing we would be tired of reading...

we pay our tithes and offering because we believe in it and the blessings please leave us alone

you talk about the poor like you even know half the things we do to help

tochman:
Both past military leaders have never been on the same clique in the past. And presently are not friends either. If Buhari is really serious about arresting and prosecuting corrupt politicians, then obasanjo will be one of them

Yes, you are rigth. But do you think Buhari going by the kinds and amount of Advance Looters we have in Nigeria today can deal with corrupt if he become president oon Nigeria?
Also, will the trait of "Born To Rule" in him now make him to even equally share the "goodie"?

Aaaaaah! Epe!!!
Omo ye ori e oo!!

tete7000:
Nigeria is quite unfortunate to have men of low character like Obasanjo as leaders. How do you explain a man exchanging words with her daughter in public domain? What has become of private discourse between father and daughter?
I have always known that the greatest challenge facing Africa is one of having men who can't keep the house together ruling us. The family is the basic and simplest segment of the society, show me a man who failed as a husband and I will show you a man not worthy of being trusted with any leadership role. Okikiolu Olusegun Obasanjo is a failed man. See him revealing his family secret in public. Sadly, no peace for a wicked man. Baba yi ma ka titi to fi ma Ku ni - meaning he is going to keep confessing like a witch till he dies.

MrPresident1:
I think say baba na Ebora Owu, dem fit deceive evil spirit ne?

You no say evil spirit tail get sickel cells too?

JerryJJZ:
Woz the essence of repeating this trend in the FP?

For the benefit of other people who are not yet aware about the "trend". I'm one of them.
May we all live long friend.

yhomz093:
Check Me out,pple say i look like Chris Brown

Walahi, ago pick pure race if I jam u for nigth.
This is e-ebora.

kristina1:
Pink lips are kissable and i love it.

[size=8pt][/size]Wao, life and direct undilluted CONFESSION.
No mixture

Do you say warming up? You are wrong!
They are already in action but it can only been seen with advance Goooooooogle!
Shey dos guys for OBJ regime dey kidnap pipu, this time around, I forsee them Bombing those foreign owned Oil companies if dm no make GEJ rule till 2019.

chi4ik:
I just lost my respect for OBJ, how on earth will a well respected man behave like this? behaving like a kid just because GEJ refused to b licking his fucking yansh! it's a pity that we don't have respect for our President but u guys should remember that whoever God has made a king is a king already. nobody will stop GEJ next year, most of u guys will b disappointed. d only advice I have for Nigerians is that this politicians are just using us to make money. Nigeria will face a hazardous problem if GEJ losses next election cos south south militants are warming up. GOD BLESS NIGERIA

quid:
"History is a collection of LIES that have been agreed upon" - Napoleon

Maaan!!

UnknownT:
Yes! Who doesn't know that Obasanjo is the only nigerian president that is not corrupt, in fact his new title should be Saint Olusegun Obasanjo.

You had the chance to 'give' us a president that will do better than you, but you gave us one you felt you could control and a vice that got to know that he was to become a vice on the day of the PDP congress. Now that 'powerless' vice has now grown wings and chased you out you are now telling us what we had known since GEJ's days as deputy governor. In Ojukwu's voice, 'good morning aremu'.
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PS: OBJ shd pray that GEJ doesn't get reelected come next year, because if he does win, by then GEJ doesn't have anybody to please to get another tenure and he will deal with OBJ with the help of his 'unforgiving' wife PEJ

I do not think it is only OBJ that will receive his long time reserved Jampings.
I forsee WAR!!!

tochman:
Obj will be the last person to let Buhari rule Nigeria any day anytime, trust me

An insigthfull and heavily loaded comment!!
But could you please explain why?

Iroh88:
I wonder why France is always interested in undermining our national security. During the Biafra War they supplied huge quantities of arms to the Biafran soldiers while they couldn't provide as much as a bag or staple food for starving children. Why are they so interested in seeing this country go up in flames??

I think it's about time this got to the Hague. Enough of the horseshit already!

Bro France as a country is the most DEVILISH nation in Europe but do appear as saint.
During the meeting of all the Major countries (spain, italy, britain, france) in Europe that have Colonies all around the world back then in 1890 or so, it was Franch delegates using there Occultic Power that revealed the Stinking Glories of Nigeria (though not yet named nigeria back then) and also tell Britain what it will result to for them if soon to bé country is not well Checkmated or Totally Silenced!!
Those french in that meeting actually stated the main regions that have the most "GLORIES" and taugth Britain the ways to seriously Checkmake them.
But despite all they did, Nigeria as a whole start to wax stronger and stronger and stronger to the extent that we start to dominate west African Countries. And this Britain and France are fearfull of because they see us as a treat to there "influence" on all African countries.
The ECOWAS former dominance of Nigeria is one of the proves of how "Glorious" Nigeria is.
Our influence on all these west African countries via ECOWAS makes the Imperial powers now to fashion a more effecient and Effective way of keeping Nigeria dominance at bay.
Now through U.S.A embassy in Nigeria information are being sent to NATO about the strengths and weaknesses of Nigeria and how best to utilize it in totally destroying Nigeria.

France, Britain (queen of England directly; the Head of Comittee of 300) and U.S.A are the Major Sponsorer of Boko Haram and all those insurgents you see in other African and Asian countries.

I think it high time we shut down France and USA embassy in Nigeria.

lokoloko84:
God bless you.How come boko haram thrives well in north still baffles me.The elites in that region are responsible for this and whether it is Islamic or not,I do not know but one thing I know is that the region is being rewarded for years of religious fanatism and impunity for killing people over useless issues which off course quietly supported by the majority.
In as much,the current president has not really done enough, this issue is beyond him.
This is a northern problem,they should deal with it when they are ready.
They know what to do.

Yes "they know what to do"
You really descibed super correctly that useless and destructive "One North" mentality both rich and poor, leaders and followers in the north have been fostering for a long time which is now hunting them.
In the South, we critisize ourselves and that do not makes us quarrel but instead makes us set our priorities rigth. But as for those arrogant cows in the north, they "unite" blindly in egging-on themselves in what to them is Good but which is woefully wrong.
Now they are reaping what they have sown.
So bé it.
Amen.
Amin.
Lai Lai titi lai lai.

emirateprince:
He will never succeed, if he try that
He will spell doom upon this country.
Power should go back to the north for peace to reign, enuf of this bloodshed

Lai lai.
They should keep on with the conspiracy against The South and let see who is going to bé totally PUMMELD at last.
Awon arrogant cows yen.

englishmart:
you don't want me ro read this novel. Do you?

That is up to you.

Descartes:
This is serious.
We shall get to the root of the matter

I stated it yesterday that US might be involved in this hide and seek game, but some posters her call me all unprintable names.

Now Moscow has denied her involvement in this dubious deal.

Meanwhile, there are a lot of questions here begging for answers.

Patently waiting for FG for more clarifications on this subject matter.

Am sure Nigeria is not going to be a pawn on the International Political Chessboard

Cognito ergo sum

Wisdom is a function of Humility y and indeed the Principle thing

Bro, those who call you nmes are tunning themselves to pure foolishness already and I pity there lives because they are making themselves "useless eaters". They are people who are used for "sacrificial destruction" by the main Orgnisation furiously kicking against Nigeria via USA and BokoHaram. The org is no other than "The Commitee Of 300" or "The Olympians".
Those seized weapons onze it reach Chad will bé taken to BokoHaram arranged recruiting centers that are in Chad and other places near Nigeria boder.
This is not a mere speculations, it is what is actually actively happening.
Nigeria have "sinned" against T.C.O.3. And according to them, it has to bé "Totally" Checmated or Silenced. And to achieve that, the effectively tool to use is Terorrism via Insurgent. They have been doing this all arround the world for a long time.
There major target is the southern part of Nigeria. But they first need to "Balkanize" Nigeria before they can have the kind of GRIP they have planned. And a a result of this, they will always try to create fear and confussion in the South by "warning of possible insurgent attack".
But all these are happening with the help of internal CONSPIRATORS.

oloriooko:
@ OP
Why is everyone on your list from church, no one from mosque? Or theory forbid music inside the mosque?

@OP meeeeeen, see question!
Oya answer o OP.

IYANGBALI:
omono try am o,those kind guys na horse size dem get o,if you doubt me borrow am your sister

Haa haa.., Iya ooo!
O ga o. You 4 don xperimente with 1 b4.
Na lie?

Airforce1:
you make sense?

Hai yan! I love naijiria!
Bro why you come hammer amb this way now?
"You make sense?"