₦airaland Forum

ajebuter:
Chai! At that time:

GEJ was a nameless face in Otuoke
PEJ was a tailor in PH
Tinubu was a messenger in Mobil with fake certificate
Fashola was struggling law student in UNIBEN
Abacha was a common army drunk
Abiola was married to 20 wives and several mistresses
Obama was toasting Michele but she no gree
Putin of Russia had full hair and not bald
Obasanjo had an ugly mustache and wore aswani ankara
Shekau was scaling the fence even in arabic school to smoke weed.
Nigeria football was run by human beings not androids
Police dey collect 50kobo coins as egunje
Oshodi was the capital of Lagos
NTA seven and NTA 10 dey reign supreme
Wizkid and Davido were unborn
Hubert Ogunde and Baba Sala be nollywood
Yaradua was hale and heart
Jonathan had no shoes and carried his books in his hands
And finally. I was in SSS 1 in isale eko grammar school and having a crush on Dapo fowora in sss2

And clap for me for writing this crap! Lol

brownlord:
Not everyone understand french, can you please write in English?

englishmart:
don't be deceived. someone who has an ssce result is not illiterate. The fact that they speak english better than you shouldn't be an assertive reason to state that they speak english better than 99% of our graduates. Money without education is base less. Lest I forget, the emboldened part of your sentences need some grammatical amendments.

Rexphobia:
The government is responsible

buzor4real:
brother may God help you. please keep quiet if u don't knw what to say

Deiok:
Kid.

safarigirl:
I'm a Nigerian, my oesophagus is designed to be loud

phlemzy:
killing on a daily basis. Where BH finds these death-desiring dudes really baffles me. They're never reducing.

Richhommie:
There is problem in Nigeria


Damaturu, Maiduguri, Kano in only one day. May God help us.

changes1:
Thunder wey go fire her still dey chop food for mami market.

see them killing themselves just to show GEJ is clueless... Na who go lose?

When obj said those chibok girls won't come back he had a reason to say so..

If they use terrorism to cripple the present administration just so they can climb the seat and chop oil money, what makes them think militants will allow that?... They should visit President Yar'adua's grave and ask him how far.

wasiudvd:
North Central?

North Central?

nagoma:
It's actually the fault of the president as well as the legislators.

But more due GEJ's impunity , but he is quick in blaming others.

Please let him go. We shall see whether heavens will fall.

tola9ja:
Atiku you like joking too much even your boss obasanjo cannot defeat him

PAINGAIN:
Well I don't care becus I'm not a registered voter here in kuvukiland

Bsc:
Would appreciate if dey go on a wreestling competition.. Make obj be the referee...

buzor4real:
brother may God help you. please keep quiet if u don't knw what to say

UpLoyo:
Abomination. What fellowship can light have with darkness?

Deiok:
Tribalism has totaly eaten out the part of you. brain to think right. When you are ready to think right and speak as a nigeria i will know.

politifact:
omo ale yoruba,aye e ma baje ni

babagy82:
You are entitled to your opinion mister. But I doubt if you are making any sense out of this garbage you wrote

if each tribes go there way how many countries are we guna have in nigeria alone? Mumu

lonelydora:
Proudly Nigeria Biafra. But I bin hear say the cars them no get CD player. No talk say I tell you. ***Runs out of thread. Running back to Otuoke where I'm schooling***

Curlieweed:
I have stopped paying attention to the vocal minority of Yorubas who claim to speak for the SW. 02.14.15 is just a few days away. When the tire hits the road.. Body go tell Buhari.

drlawizle:
Whether GEJ is the worst presido or not...I will never vote for a gambari...they're all worse off compared to GEJ...until we get someone better than GEJ I will rather remain

in the frying pan than jump into the fire..

akpumping7720:
You are very correct on this bro. You just sit and watch what will unfold nxt year. And I want u to know this that Yorubas don't forget history and if u have offended yorubas before, they will forgive u ooo but dey don't forget ur sins. They will visit it again another time. Don't be surprised if Jonathan swept d votes from SouthWest, the reason is because, majority of the Yorubas will rather vote for Jonathan than a northerner same goes with the South East and South South.... Coz what Nigerians pass
through in the hands of this northerners cannot be forgotten so soon. Even the Northerners themselves knows this, that was why they had to fielded Obasanjo in 1999. And Obasanjo also promised to hand over to them back and being a smart man, he installed weak Yardua and told them that they should compensate his late elder brother. Let APC field another popular Presidential candidate, either Fashola or Oshiomole and make a northerner as the VP. But their so called born-to-rule mentality won't allow them. Anyway, history will be visited again come next year..... As for me and my relatives... Jonathan is the only best available option until a credible candidate emerges from the opposition.... Either Fashola, Oshiomole, or Okorocha. Then come 2019, the Northerners can have it again.

IYANGBALI:
to slap you just dey hungry me. You of all people dey talk against Yorubas,no be wen you leave your village at awka and came to Ogbomosho you see man{bricklayer} talk to you for relationship for the first time in your life at age 35?which of your people toast you for your village as all of them dey call you osu?no be for Yoruba land akure you get your first belle born and throw way am becos na Yoruba man get the belle?no be for your Yoruba land{Lagos which you dey always call little London} you

ever made and touched #500 in your life?no be for Yoruba land you first sleep for matress at kamoru eleran's house?the first hollandees and lace wey you wear in your life and later send to mama in the village no be Yoruba man{Tunde the chairman of NURTW}buy am for you?no be Yoruba land you learn dis small small engRish wey you dey write,read and speak today?no be Yoruba land you open eye?that bicycle wey you buy for papa for village no be Yoruba land you make the money?the motorcycle wey you dey ride now dey do yanga to shenyere and ifeoma,no be Yoruba boy Gbenga{welder}buy am for you?I pass my neigbour generator wey you dey use for house no be Kayode{tailor}buy am for you?the okrika business wey you dey do for ojuelegba no be Yoruba man give you the money?that 5 month old belle wey you carry,no be Yoruba boy{Dele the danfo driver} get am?you come Nairaland wey belong to an industrious son of Yoruba land to talk nonsense. No let Oduduwa begi fun e o,you dis alakori alaimo ore omo. Now go and call shedi,sheoma,shenyere,shejoke,shedinma, sheamaka,uzor,oko-ye,oko-ro and nwa-obo-do to come and reply me for you

Donmarrius:
Is it because of the promise of Vice president?.lets see how it works!.

anonimi:
HOW is this so?
What are these advantages to the yoruba nation