₦airaland Forum

who is ready to join me lets get to OMBATSE village we need thier majic to catch that Shekau. But wait o what if OPC, MEND or MASSOB fish the guy out. well all is i see here is that throw a dog a bone and you will see what would hapen

laws like this wont work in Nigeria where all the girls eye them chook you go fear na

funi but great and it very important we keep both formal and informal education tight.

The world is becoming too callous and uncaring, future leaders now destroying their very own foundation. The North has too many issues to curb especialy poverty and lack of quality and sound education,gud child upbringing.

dennismukoro: Hummh, This made me remember
childhood,
If you didnt greet your teacher
like this 'good morning sir/ma, you are
welcome to class 1b.
If u didn't
watch''Ayamatanga'' & Mr. Dende &
Thompson).
If u didn't play police & thief.
If you didn't play ice & water.
If you didnt
play "mokey-post".
If you didn't play
'omori odo'.
If u didn't play wit skipping
rope.
If u didnt play soccer with beer cork
as your players & audio cassette rim as
your ball on the cement ground.
If you didn't play 'pangolo'.
If you didnt make
AK47 with your note book sheet, broom &
ruber band.
If you didnt make football
with bursted ballon wounded on a small
stone.
If you didn't say 'stop lyin on my
head ooh!' or den den den, wee tell for
you.
If u didn't play 'I kill my one star, I kill
my two star, I kill my 6star. I was monkey
b1-b1, b2-b2, b4-b4.
If you didn't cook
with sand & water inside pangolo.
If you
didn't dø 'Who's in d garden!?'
If you didn't
sing 'mummy oyoyo!'
If you didnt hide your father's koboko.
If you didn't wake
up @ 7 every saturday 4 cadbury breakfast
cartoons *nerd*, sesame strts,super
ted,dodo,tele match.
If u didn't play father
& mother under a big blanket♥♥
If y ou
didn't sing 'When Nigeria win Brazil'.
If you neva sang "leke leke, gimme white
white finger''.
If you didn't eat 'Nasco
wafers, Gogo,Okin biskit,kuli kuli,ofio,eyin
alangba,baba dudu',robot chewing gum,
balewa,Ketiya, Tabataba, ekana
gowon,sisi pelebe, choco-millo.
If u neva watchd 'Tales by Moonlite',
superman.
If u
neva saw Fido-dido on TV, d 3 Mirinda
men.
If u didnt play 'ten, ten,kolobi, after
round 1, kelegbe e, tinko-tinko, suwe, fly
kite.
If u didnt hum 2 times 1, 2, If u didnt
drink 'tandi'and 5naira tasty tym~o).
If u didnt sing:Who mess?, na ojo,ojo say
na
teacher.
If u ddnt visit Father Xmas wit
#50 & get plenty gift unlike 2day's #3000
fada xmas. ,
If you nor sing this song. If nah me eat this rice, if nah me
eat this rice. Agbakara must to follow me, wishes must to
follow me. U miss
Also today were is Ali and simbi are they still alive, what
agbo that live calarba.
Go back to your mama belle,
because believe it u're a DePriveD NAIJA
Pikin.Happy Children's Day

did we live on thesame street

dis makes me fil like crying i just hope parents out there wil be reading dis. The way am brought up i reach my mum easily dan ma dad. As a police man he hardly have anybody's time

Am sory for this generation of vanity. Blind mindedness and sin has blindfolded the truth from u al. Read ur bibles and u wil knw where u blng, for the word of God is nt meant for everyone, heaven is meant for the preordained.

I'm not very happy with the way these forces hold me down in the mid morning between 3-4am, wen it starts i wil try to scream but nothin wil happen the force wil just get stronger and dip. As i just remember The name JESUS it would just flea without much force. Anybody have idea on what i should do to prevent this cos it disturbs my sleep

I pity all the northers cos soon you wil begin to eat grasses lik cows

50cent once told me see you in heaven. In my dream, there was a day He broke a ladys neck also in my dream. But he was saying on his page on twitter is now connecting you know

He should count himself lucky that it was not a soldier man. He would ve lost some teeths. Money or no money just be yourself guy.

These don't look like hardened killers. De look hungry, dirty, frustrated and confused in the situation. Pls notice no remorse on their faces. I hope this our security men are not senseless. We don't want suspects we want sponsors of all this deadly killings there is fire on the mountain and we need a collective effort to curb the shit out of this nation bedford it turns to civil war

What nonsense am not suprised if he's dead. Boko haram has killed more than 2500 people so far in the north and many are still going to die so why are you all blabin when only one man is captured, i think what the nigeria security at large should be tinkin is how to make the sure the boko haram have no time for planning other strategies of carrying out their deadly acts. As it seems to me no where is save so lets wake up and carry out a very huge massive attack on them. Cos the best form of defense is attack. I URGE NIGERIANS TO JOIN THE BREAK UP MOVEMENT

Thats the main problem in this country nobody is safe. why are this people taking about the sponsors