sexybbstar:
19Yrs old and her breasts are like slippers?

hahahhhahah. ayafdie

Alesandese:
I'm humourless. Most especially towards strangers

Have fun.

U ARE PROUD

lola024:
am really looking for trouble this afternoon.....and I know that I will get more than am looking for....Nairalanders are so predictable!!!!

The fun question is as beautiful has this lady below, will you slap her back if she slap you own Mother

let me grab Can of Origin..... sit back and stay glue to my laptop waiting for #SmackDown





That is not my own Picture

i go first fvck her with amala turning stick den i come make sure say my male dog drill her punny too, after all d badt guy for my street don cut der share too. 10 hot slaps for her at first before anytin is don sha

I will not oo. But i will make sure i fvck u ehnn!

Kfed4ril:

You make me laugh. Suffering from inferiority complex?

Guy between Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba girls we all know Yoruba is the ugliest, that's a fact, but that does not mean there are no pretty Yoruba girls or ugly Igbo girls o.
Now back to the initial question you asked why don't Yoruba girls marry non Yoruba, it's because Yoruba as a people are so tribalistic and I am saying from a fact, because there is this Yoruba girl I like so much and she also like me be she swore she can't date me, I asked her why she said she can't date omo Igbo, I swear to God I was shocked that a graduate will reason like this. (She dint want date me because she knew I was gonna take the relationship to the next level), and she was mentioned stuff like if we eventually married she will now be know as mama Nkechi.
During my course of service in Yoruba land I can't authoritative tell you I have slept with a bunch of them but non want to date. So bro that's the average Yoruba ladies thinking. The don't want to be called mama nkechi or mama Ngozi, or travel to the east or north during festive periods, the want all their lives in the west.

congratulations bro. ...sleep with bunch of dem abi? One more time congratulations

Benita27:
God uniquely made everyone short/tall, it would have been an impossible world with everyone tall.

weaffhear

sexyback1:
guy and girls,have u noticed that fine boys are usually shy .some of them to d extent that they are not so free with girls.infact ugly or normal looking guys are full of confidence.noticed this in sch,street and in ma workplace.

what do ya think?

Calmzin:
There are certain things a lot of men would love
their women to do, but they might never tell her.
They probably won’t tell you because they don’t
want to pass the message of being too needy.
Men don’t want to be perceived as being too
demanding and being insensitive, so they act like
they are okay — but do not be deceived, every
man wants the following:
1. Greet him with a smile when he comes home.
Don’t greet him with a frown, attacks, a list of
things to do or a quarrel because of things he
didn’t do.
2. Buy him something to wear that is in line with
his taste: Whether a tie, a belt, a shirt, a wrist
watch, cologne and such. Something that each
time he wears it, he will think of you more. Men
love it when that special woman makes them look
good and smell good.
3. Pray for him while he is listening. Any man will
be humbled by that.
4. Praise him in front of the child/children. Say to
them “Your dad is really amazing” and such. He
will feel more secure and in charge at home.
5. Straighten his tie. Offer to not only unbuckle his
belt when undressing him to make love; but also
to buckle it when he is dressing up. This shows
you love him for more than sex.
6. Praise his penis; no matter its size. The penis is
the one organ men easily get self-conscious
about. The more you praise his penis, whether he
has a big or small one or he climaxes too quickly
or not, the more he will be confident in bed. You
are the only one who gets to see and touch his
penis, so make him a confident man in bed.
7. Randomly send him a message to his phone
telling him something special like “I am proud to
be yours”, “There’s no other man I would rather
be with”. A man in love wants to get that from the
one he is in love with.
8. Buy him a book that will build him, a book he
perceives will make him a great man. A book on
politics, or governance, or business, or inspiration,
or spiritual growth; whatever his interests or needs
are. This shows him you are concerned about his
growth.
9. Take him out on a date sometimes. Ask him
when he is free and treat him. Dates are not only
for the men to plan. Pamper him sometimes.
10. Find out his favourite meal and prepare it
often. Sit down and eat with him. Men get close to
the one they eat with.
11. Kiss his cheek. Yes, the kiss on the lips is the
most important; but there is something innocent
and assuring about a kiss on the cheek.
12. Organize his life. If there is one thing a woman
is good at, it’s organization. Be that wife/woman
he confesses “I don’t know what I would do
without you. With you in my life, everything falls
into place”.
13. Don’t dress up so well when you leave the
house yet dress poorly when privately with him.
Your greatest focus should be to appeal to his
eyes in private.
14. Lovingly ask him for help occasionally even
when you can do it by yourself. Men love to feel
needed, like they are heroes.
15. Befriend his friends. Don’t fight them. Show
him that you know your position in his life and that
you are above his friends to compete with them.
Don’t withdraw from them, make appearances that
will make his friends affirm to him how he is
blessed to have you.
16. Tell him you believe in him. That you believe
in his ability to find a solution when he feels stuck
or when storms come. You may not give him
advice but just this confidence in him will inspire
him.
17. Seduce him. Be sexually aggressive. Be the
woman who places his hands on your bum, rubs
your butt on his central business district, plays
with his nipples, touches him in a sexual way,
pursue your husband sexually. Men love it when
their hardness is on demand by the woman they
are faithful to.
18. Be the source of his peace. In all you do, ask
yourself “Am I giving him peace?” Men often start
wars between nations and outside homes but
women often start wars at home when their
expectations are not met, when they feel hurt or
when they want to prove a point. Lady, even if he
doesn’t do everything the way you want; making
his time with you to lack peace, giving him silent
treatment, giving him your sneers, banging of
doors, coldness and bickering will not make him
improve; all that will do will make him avoid being
near you.

insightful

Bluezy13:



OP funny o...


Abeg next time, no use "fell" again. Na pidgin..."fall my hand" sweet pass.

To the tale...
You are overstepping your boundary...or rather, you have overstepped your boundary.

The girl is solely responsible for whatever is happening to her. She has the choice of walking outta the relationship. You needn't meddle with their affair when you of course know the kind of guy your friend is.

Now, you have suffered for her, you are suffering for her and you are apparently going to suffer for her and then tomorrow, she will hook up with another random guy, life continues.
See the mess you are into

Women matter...run from am. It never ends well. unless otherwise you like the babe.

end of discussion. No more no less

Amelian:


Am not saying every guy must take care of all their babes financial needs.

Am saying why lie to a lady , a guy is wooing that he has rentd this or that for her

And has paid bla bla bla

Who asked him in the first place?

That's the question

Why bring up how much uv spent on ex!
I don't care! Its between u and your ex

I notice every guy uses such lines.. Babe never ask for monie.. Story Don enter

Relax!

its not most guys. Get that understanding, may be such thing is just common around u.

Una welcome o English masters/mistresses Omnisabi... ...mtchw

importexpert:
One of the major reasons for break ups these days is the rate at which people cheat. Many a times, people do not expect to be cheated on because they are faithful. But then, life can really be unfair at times. Is it not better you know the signs of a cheating partner and save yourself unnecessary heart break in future? Here are seven tips to help you.

1. His/her phone:

The surest cupboard housing cheating skeletons is his/her phone. Is she always with her phone? How secretive does he/she get his/her phone? If your partner takes the phone everywhere, I mean everywhere, like bathroom, toilet, and kitchen at all times, then something is up. If the phone is always on password and your partner won’t tell you the password, don’t just raise an eyebrow, you need to raise your two eyes entirely.

2.Style of dressing:

So, you notice your partner suddenly upped his/her game in dressing just like that. New clothes, new shoes, new perfume; extra efforts at looking good than usual? Then pay close attention. Something is definitely fishy. He/she wants to look good for the co-cheat.

3. Partner’s schedule:

Your partner’s usual schedule just changed without him/her being able to tell you exactly what has been keeping them occupied? It is most likely because they have made room to accommodate one more occupant. If it is not so, your partner will be able to tell you straight up and consistently what has been taking his/her time.

4. Cancels dates/appointments suddenly:

If he is fond of cancelling dates with you at last minute because of unavoidable reasons, yet cannot say precisely ‘why’, then you should be concerned. If the excuses sound odd to you, then you should probably trust your guts.

5. No time for intimacy:

If you both used to have intimate moments and your partner suddenly loses interest in it, someone is obviously doing your job for you. Sudden withdrawal with no sound explanation implies they are doing it with someone else.

6. Shrinks back from future plans:

If your partner suddenly becomes uninterested in talks about the future of your relationship, it is clear sign that he/she has such plans with someone else.

7. Avoids meeting friends and family:

If your partner suddenly starts avoiding the need to get introduced to your family members or friends, he/she is only trying to save you the waste of energy because he/she knows the relationship is going nowhere. So, read the handwriting on the wall clearly.

We live in a changing world. And as humans, we are constantly developing new ways of doing things…even new ways to cheat and cover our tracks. So, it is safe to say if you observe three of these signs in your partner, you should definitely raise an eye brow. If your partner can evade all these signs, then what you have is a professional cheat as a partner and you don enter one chance .

trust me this isn't true for everyone. All of those points applies to me yet I'm not cheating. I don't have any other girl aside her and yet I do all of those listed points.

you not been interested in a relationship anymore doesn't mean you've found someone else, Maybe u just need to be alone again.

dingbang:
Remove dat bra and u will run for your dear life...



All big boobs are sagged.... Take it or leave it

that's the truth

ruggedadventure:

Lol... brov... do u think u're d only one hitting dat as.....s
Even if you give her all of it, if she wanna leave.... the love she has for ur dickson won't stop her.

I swear na tru even if ur di**k is avin honey!!

BEENUEL:
[size=13pt]Too complicated, Female folks can be confusing..You form badboy she complains, you show how good you are she sees you somehow....the only woman I understand is my Mum..No offence, my sisters are complicated too. But they are Sweet and Great creatures- I mean the Female folks [/size]

lolzzz. I agree wit u.

na my mama I understand pass even if not 100%

BEENUEL:
[size=13pt]Too complicated, Female folks can be confusing..You form badboy she complains, you show how good you are she sees you somehow....the only woman I understand is my Mum..No offence, my sisters are complicated too. But they are Sweet and Great creatures- I mean the Female folks [/size]

lolzzz. I agree wit u

Freeman50:
Well, the tennis superstar, Serena Williams
decided to give her fans some teaser for the day,
yay or Nay?

una sure say na she be dat? koz d kind door wey dey her front so just dey like all dis Nigerian kind of face me i face u toilet door.


dat place no b overseas o!

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Opistorincos:


She's ripe already

walai, dat girl go must like big cassava o.

cucumber for front cassava for back and big sugar Cain for mouth as chewing stick.
lolz.

Opistorincos:


She's ripe already

walai, dat girl go must like big cassava o.

cucumber for front cassava for back and big sugar Cain for mouth as chewing stick.
lolz.

mezynaija:
Another Nigerian girl shares after s3x photo with her boyfriend, says "I Love Him Much"

What the world is turning into is what only God can explain. Few months ago, one Teddy Skitt shared her after s3x video with her boyfriend saying he made her night and it broke the internet. I believe she enjoyed the cheap publicity.

Yet again another Nigerian lady identified Soft Barbie shared a photo of herself and her boyfriend after he satisfied her with his big cassava/cucumber.

The lady who must have enjoyed every bit of the moment felt there is need for the world to see her cute boyfriend who is an expert in digging. After posting the photo, she updated her status with "I Love Him Much"

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/10/another-nigerian-girl-shares-after-s3x.html

iranu ati itigbe!
after sex abi after night sleep

bulshit!

kahal29:
Below is the concluding part of the interview as monitored

By Abdullahi Hassan, Zaria.

But some will say whenever you are elected into government, you have to bring in professionals, experts who know how to do the job and not just politicians?

Yeah; but if you look at the journey that we had; after the merger, we didn’t call it merger or APC again, we called it a movement because it was a collective effort of millions of people, only for us to find out that the government is being operated by a few people. Very few, in the sense that we have, may be, four to six people that really started the journey with us in the system.

Unfortunately, the people that are occupying the seats, I don’t think they have any expertise that our supporters in APC do not have. We have supporters all over the world. It was a real collective effort by those who supported APC and felt that enough is enough; let us have sanity in the society.

Nobody will say that ‘it was as a result of my hard work that I brought this government’; it was a real team work and we wish that the team work should continue.

Everybody knows what my husband wants to achieve in four years. But having new set of people on board that are not part of us or know what we promised Nigerians is the thing we are facing now.

Who are these 4 to 5 people you are talking about?

People like Ogbonnaya Onu, Amaechi, Fashola. After the merger, it was a huge group that came together and started the struggle. It is sad that only a few of them are in the system now. Though I heard that they are about to announce 3000 names as Board members. We feel that those that have started the struggle should not be limited to board members; they should be in positions like heading agencies that will impact positively on the lives of Nigerians.

We know what we campaigned for, only for us to bring people that are busy telling people that they are not politicians but they are occupying seats that were brought in by politicians. This is a huge disrespect for politicians. We are just starting; we have not got to 2017, much less 2018 and then 2019 for us to go back to the polls. You understand what I mean?

Who are these few people you said are surrounding President Muhammadu Buhari and have you spoken to him about this?

After receiving complaints upon complaints, I decided to tell him. But all the same, a lot of people have been coming on their own and also collectively to tell him that things are not going the way it should when it comes to putting people in certain positions. Because most of those that are occupying positions in agencies, nobody knows them and they themselves don’t know our party manifesto; what we campaigned for; they were not part of us completely. People were sitting down in their houses, folding their arms only for them to be called upon to come and head an agency or a ministerial position. They don’t have a mission or vision of our APC. You understand what I mean?

Whose fault is this?

It’s the fault of 15.429 million people, because they are the ones that brought in the government. It’s their fault!

But theirs is just to elect APC and President Muhammadu Buhari and he is the one that is supposed to be in charge. Is he not?

Because they elected him; that’s why he is here. If they can stand firm and strengthen the party and tell everybody that ‘No, we can’t take this; we can’t take you because you are not a card carrying member, you don’t know what we want to achieve within so and so time’. Fifteen-point-something million people is a huge number that can control a country.

Somebody listening to this will feel like President Muhammadu Buhari is not in charge of this government?

It is left for the people to decide whether he is in charge or he is not in charge. People actually accepted his ideology and decided to follow him for the past 13 years. That is what brought him to this current position.

As his wife, what will be your advice to him to move forward?

My advice is to the whole people that voted for him. They should strengthen the party and whoever is not part of the party should not have control over fifteen-point-something million people. We are in a democracy and not military era; so, we have to play it well and leave a legacy.

What you are saying is that if things continue like this, you will not leave any legacy?

As a person, I have my right to say how I feel about something. If it continues like this, I am not going to be part of any movement again, because I need to work with the people that we started the journey with collectively so that we can achieve what we want to achieve, so that he would leave a legacy.

Have you told your husband all this?

Yeah! He knows! At my own level, I have done it personally. I have also listened to people’s complaints and I tried to tell him what they are coming to tell me so that if there is anything to be corrected; it can be corrected.

Concluding part of the translated Version of an interview with the wife of president, Hajia Aisha Buhari, by the Hausa service of the British Broadcasting Corporation, BBC. Monitored in Zaria by Abdullahi Hassan, Zaria.

Culled from the Sun Newspaper

http://sunnewsonline.com/aisha-speaks-again/

all dis talk now, who d talk don epp? the truth still remain. the governance is in jeopardy. even if we make noise till tomorrow it doesn't reach dem in aso rock and abj or wer Eva. let's just keep praying and face our daily endeavour.

if u feel u wanna make ur own notion known, wear ur cloth go meet dem.



.wu all dis talk talk don epp!?

kaycodes:


I've been there, and we tried to move past it, but couldn't.

Things were no longer the same. Yes I forgave her after all I am human, but eventually we went our separate ways after, even if it happened in our 5th year of dating

It's not an easy position to be in, I started regretting why she told me because for the first time in my life back then I realized I wasn't as strong as I thought I was.

mine is a bit tough dan urs bro. she did confess to me how "she had slept wit some few guys before we met but, now she is regretting it coz she neva loved all of dem except one. and she also lost dat same guy to her own infidelity." nAsO sHe TaLk

now with me, she claims she loves me nd yet she's not over those other guys. she keeps close contact with dem both on social media. At a point point sometimes last year she told me she was no longer interested in me because I'm selfish, why would i want to have her to my self alone, yet she kept disturbing me to still keep to her.
after a lot of her disturbances I accepted her back February dis year. all d time we've been apart, she had gone to finish her explorations.
up till now she is still keeping good contact with those guys and yet she doesnt wanna let me go. uptill now I still hear about how she goes out with some other guys and now she is telling me she do like us to get MARRIED soon. I plainly told her i cant marry her o.

akaahs:
I have been in this situation before, i forgive her but then i have to struggle to trust her even till this moment.

brother that's just the truth. one can most likely forgive, but will still be struggling to trust most especially if she had done it now that you both are dating

brother calm down. what if u com leta find out say na ur cousin?