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My dad does dat

Ma husby never tried it even water dey burn for fire

Better

Nice

When last did you have great sex?
Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet.
Sex that made your hair plait dada.
It's been a while, right?
But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?
Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl
of Icecream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge cd.
Put the cd in your cd player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When he
gets home, jump on him and tear off his shirt. Tie his hands to the bed with his tie.
Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of Icecream.
Back to reality........
Alas, all these can't happen because Nepa has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and
your ice cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell.
Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections
o"
Mtchewww.
Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011.
Jonathan the sex killer.
If that isn't a reason to vote him out, I don't know what is.

Loooolz



D fear of Osinbajo is d beginning of CHANGE!!!!

Mhen
PDP no get wetin dey fit talk again
Na death remain





But wait o sebi yaradua na PDP man and a northerner ummmm interesting hw r we sure GEJ don't ve anythking to do wit his death just to be in power


Ummm ko ma lo je pe poison lo fun je O
#justThinking

Change

Mtttttehw if u like let fuel reduce to 1kobo,
U all r following the CLUELESS one to OTUOKE





APC!!!!!!!!!!!!!




CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Welcome onboard



APC!!!!!!

CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!

Pls o I was arguing wit my "too know" sister she said dirz Canada visa lottery pls hw true is diz

Oh nice

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In other news


APC!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

derrick333:
Lol after eatin pap n moi-moi ,jus had dis funni imagination ,@derisgod wch1 Wud u prefa ,no insult plz ,if ma sis is in such situation ,if de lov eachoda wela,she shud go as 2nd wife ,Atlist dat1 is legal

Ehn ehn I talk am

I wan scatter another man's house abi



Law of karma state ........u know d rest

Lolz


Just tell us ur sister is in such dilemma


N u don dey collect d rich dude money via ur sis n u don't want it to stop

Op u better tell ur sis to leave another woman's husband alone before destruction

#justSaying

In other news
APC!!!!!!!!!

CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Present

Ummmmm

Loool
Breeze don blow we don see chicken fuuro

Mteeeeeech


Who ask u to vote



He might not ve voters card self



Anyway





APC!!!!!






CHANGE!!!!!

rattlesnake:
Okupe haff bribe Osewa

Walahi I tot I was d only one who notice dis

Seun

We only see Jonathan good stories or should I call it cooked stories


But whatever


APC remains CHANGE!!!!!!!!!

olufikistick:
Basket mouth school is in apapa (i mean the school where the documentary was shot).

I know Sir


I said he made me remember my secondary school sir


Thank u

Yeeeeeeeeeepa




Rip

Ummmm nice


You made me remember African Church Model College ifako ijaye 2004 set

Luv u all

Nice

Nice one


He just made me remember my corner at African Church Model College ifako ijaiye

Ummm dis woman sef

Ummm

E yaaaa

Lol can't stop laffing