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It also happened in UBA Ogba branch on the 19th of Dec,sum one collected 250k from a woman who tot he was Working in the same bank.

She didn't want to queue

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Pataki:
I find it weird that every time the President has even the slightest headache, he is flown abroad (Germany or London) to see doctors. Heck, even his own wife (shepopo) was raised from the dead 7 times in Germany. Or who has the forgotten so quickly that President Goodluck was in London some months ago, after he over-drunk his ogogoro to stupor?!

But yet, his own brother and sister keep dying in Bayelsa. What kind of punishment is President Goodluck distributing to his own family?!

Shepopo looooooolz DAT got me laughing

talk2riel:
How did you know she is not wearing shoes

Read again n understand d words in between d shoes sir




Happy thinking

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tempex88:
FP. Asap....

GMB did not remove his cap.

Assuming today was january 2016, we have from left, prof yemi Osinbajo, vice president of the federal republic of Nigeria, Rtd Gen Mohammud Buhari, president federal republic of Nigeria, baabatunde Raji Fashola, attroney general of the Federation and Pastor EA Adeboye, president, Christain Association of Nigeria.

Vote APC to make this a reality

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Our God sent




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Even if army Na d last job for d world or lemme say Nigeria



I would rather be jobless



Very soon dey go bring website out say den dey recruit

Make we see who go apply




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STC

Happy New Year

I attended the wedding reception of
President’s Jonathan’s daughter, Faith and
her husband, Godswill. I am sure most of
you saw it live on television but I just might
write a behind-the-scene review of what
happened in the hall which you could not
see. I might write that later.
Let me just give a slice of it; all these big
men you guys see in power and out of it
are all hustlers like you and me! The rush
to enter the hall, ehn? Captains of
industries and Government officials were in
a flux and fight to enter the hall which was
barricaded by stern security men at the
International Conference Centre.
The protocol is that once the President
enters the hall; the doors are shut and no
one gets in or out till the President leaves.
So, there was a scramble to enter. Me sef
shame for some people...
Chai! There were rumpled and creased clothes on
people after the scramble. A couple of ladies lost
their headscarves and headties and gave us
shocking glimpses of their ‘Abolo’ heads! Chai!
The President’s Security detail at the venue were
stern but professional. They didn’t give a hoot
who you were. Orders are orders. Everyone who
entered; those that mattered wanted to be seen
by the President or First Lady and a small line of
diffident favour-seekers or friends was formed
but many could not pass through the security
detail to just greet Mr President.
Let me shock you guys a bit. The biggest critics
of President Jonathan, the opposition parties or
cliques, the rabble-rousers and all were mostly
there at the wedding! I was shocked! Ehn!
Politicians! That’s how they deceive you all by
crying wolf and abusing the President yet they
run to him to prostrate at night or in private!
Those of you who follow blindly these people una
go see! Be careful!
I even saw Dele Momodu, who lambasts
President Jonathan every week for the past four
years on Thisday backpage on Saturday, taking
pictures and going round shaking hands. He
shook my hands too. Egbon! Look, in politics
there are no permanent friends or enemies: just
permanent interests!
I must hand it to GEJ, he shielded his family
from public glare. I mean; how many of us know
he has three biological children and three
adopted with this new bride being an adopted
child he took in about 15 years ago? Very
touching.
The couple got gifts of over 60 brand new cars
as presents from what a close source told me.
‘Bastardly rich’ Nigerians fell over themselves to
give presents. Chai! There was a group of
orange-scarved women who caused a stampede
in the hall after the wedding rushing for gifts and
stuff! Wetin? People nor get shame? The
presents given to the guests were magnifique!
Not anything ostentatious but just cool.
This Nigeria is great, sha! Odiegwu!
By Charles Novia

Abi o

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ojuoluwani:
Drama happened inside first bank at osapa london branch this morning. I was inside this bank to withdraw some amount of money. Inside this bank there was a very huge crowd and a very long queue. This guy came in to deposit some cash (55 thousand naira) but when he saw the crowd he didn't want to queue and went to the front to approach a lady who is around no ten on the queue and begged her to help in paying his cash.

He gave the already filled teller to that lady and the cash after standing for about two to three minutes. He went to sit on a seat very close to the queue. Few minutes later, he really enjoy the coolness of the air condition and surrendered to sleep.

When it was about three people before that lady, she looked back and discovered that that guy is already sleeping. She just told the next person that she is coming and left the banking hall through the exit door.

By the time this guy woke up, she was gone. It was like a dream. He asked the people in front if they saw a lady in green top and they reply she left few seconds ago. He ran outside but the lady was no where to be found. He was outside the bank shouting my boss money.

Now see what he caused himself by being inpatient. Hmm my people be careful this is not a joke, I was an eye witness. It happened around 10:30 am today.

Hahaha I think this is dir season

A woman also gave 250k to a man who she tink is a bank worker

It happened in UBA Ogba branch last week

Maybe one uncle dey send money to,to build house planned it all








Like Nollywood taught us





RIP to the dead

Nigerians must know what is happening at present
in Oluwole LSDPC Estate, Ogba-Ojodu LCDA in
Ikeja.
Some miscreants invaded the Estate & vandalized
vehicles, especially TOYOTA BRANDS. Items
allegedly removed from the Vehicles are the BRAIN
BOXES.. The Vandalization was not limited to the
Estate alone, but extended to other adjoining
Residential Areas like Sogunro Estate & the number
of vehicles vandalized are said to be in the region
of 30vehicles.
The matter was reported to the "AreaG " Police
Command, being the nearest Police Formation. The
response of the Police was to invade the Estate
last night. Mass Arrests were carried out of both
the Residents & people that were in the Estate at
the time respectively. Those arrested were
allegedly extorted to the tune of ten thousand
Naira to gain their Freedom & the Officer that co-
ordinated the Operation is alleged to be theArea
Command Crime Officer, one ASP BIMBO. We were
reliably informed that those who could not provide
the ransom money stated above were herded to a
Court this morning but for the fact that there was
no Court that was in Session, some of them would
have been cooling their heels either in Kirikiri or
Ikoyi Prisons respectively, by now.
The most pertinent question agitating my mind, as
I type these is that, is Lagos State under a State of
Emergency now that warrants the Police to
ARREST INDISCRIMINATELY under the guise of
reacting to a case of Vandalization of Cars ? Most
of the Victims arrested are Residents of the
Estate& those that had been freed so far, are non-
Residents that were able to pay for their respective
Freedom.
All attempts to speak to the Area Commander of
"Area G" by this Writer were rebuffed by his
minions. I am using this medium to call on the
Lagos State Police Commissioner to kindly wade
into the matter urgently. Justice denied is Justice
delayed.
Our children are now being made to suffer unjustly
because of this indiscriminate Arrests. The
perpetrators of the Crime will not perpetrate their
heinous Crimes at 9pm that the Police invaded the
Estate. It is my firm belief, and this is shared by
Residents of the Estate that, they carried out their
nefarious activities in the wee hours of the morning
when majority f Residents must have been in their
rooms &/or beds.
This is a clarion call on the Authorities of the
Lagos Police Command, to expeditiously wade into
the matter & mitigate unnecessary sufferings by
our children that are unjustly being Detained by the
Police, simply because they do not have the
wherewithal to BAIL themselves in a Democratic
dispensation.




Culled from Mallam Jaji Facebook account

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Pls how true is this

parrotibaba:
madam dia is no season 6 for Grimm,it's still in season 4 episode 7 or so ...

Here is it

Plz I need a link to download Nigerian movies

Got one from naira land before don't know how I deleted it

Pls help a Nigerian in FRANCE lolz

On season6 now

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