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@Oluwole Estate Ogba Accreditation haven't started o, diz is 9:30am n d card reader isn't working..........More update

SteewPeed Eniyan

My 1yr n 7monthsold Daughter Ashabi sings barney"iluvu" to me wit hugs whenever she notice am not happy ..........mhen I luv her wit soooo much passion

Ummmm




Am here to learn

Ummmmmm........datz good






Becos itz Lala

Never tell a Nigerian woman her toe is big if you are a stammerer!

Never tell a Nigerian woman her toe is big if you are a stammerer!

pomide:
Okay... Am @OneDangerousDJ

At a Wedding Yesterday...I Played the Dangerous Explicit 'Tesojue'.....The family of the couples had earlier Given me a Hint of Obey, Sunny Ade, Shina Peters(Chronic Christians) as their preferences

...But i felt the Party Needed some Turning Up when the couple were to dance....So i let some Baby Hello come first with a drop of 'Wa fe Ku La Leyi'

...The Parents n Some Pastors around Casted some Glaring Glances lol...buh more people came out to Spray them. i Felt Satisfied.

In Between tho...What Else were the couples expected to do that Night??

I needed To Let the wife know what was up!! #ReminisceFan!!
#AbujaDJs

Washere jare DJ aye..........u for give dem Falila keetan

Mayb instead of change he should ve use Replace


Lolz


Anyway
In other news

APC!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!


REPLACE the Clueless one
REPLACE the Shoeless one

"Omi ki san ko boju weyin(Rivers don't flow backward)
Alo ramirami laa ri...enikan ki ri abo re
Yo bale yo bale ni labalaba fii dari wo gbo
Ile o gba...ona o gba ni se ewe aragba...
Arawa kan ki booju weyin....
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.
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Bi oru bi oru ni se alaso dudu..
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Tu eeee!
Sekeseke mu
Abaa dee
Aba ti alagemo ba da
ni orisa oke ngba!"




Otuoke Yaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!



O DA BO!

Seun:
Why can't some of your lists be pro-female?

The gods have spoken..............

Lolz

Love in d air!!!!!!!!!!

Remind me of Iya Ruka of Ogba .....Nigerian eating Bullishit since 1900

Haaa!!!!!!!!



I Comment my Reserve!!!!!

It can never work in naija ....not wit doz danfo drivers dat tink Zebra crossing sign is just a tomtom advert

crackhouse:
Amaechi is now like an errand boy.

Errand boy dat can feed ur generation for 10yrs .
I pity ur condition



Vote4 CHANGE.......

Ummm

discusant:
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You may not even have PVC.
APC has filled your brain with its falsehood propaganda.

Jonathan has done good for Nigeria more than any of his predecessor, and despite the distraction by your Boko friends.

Whateva........


APC!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!

If dey like make dem disqualify buhari


I will rather vote for KOWA party dan vote for GEJ





#AnytinApartFromJonathan

Shey u no see when two hand shake when u switch on ur Nokia

Na wetin happen b dat



Nokai shaking Apple

So simple logic Apple do Iphone
Nokia do battery
=..................

I was watching a scene from the movie "coming to America" where Prince Akeem was meeting his arranged bride for the first time. He asked her a few questions to which she responded "whatever you like your highness". Then she went on to say "ever since I was born, I've been trained to serve you". The prince responded "I know what I like and I know you know what I like, but I would like to know, what do you like? And she responded "whatever you like your highness". The scene ends when he asked her to bark like a dog and hop on one leg....and you know the rest of the story.
So my question to you married women today is - what do you like?
I see many married women lose their identity in their marriages because they end up with the attitude of 'whatever you like my husband'. At the end of the day the man is frustrated because he can't tell the different between you and him - to him you have become just like him and there is no variety. He might like it at first but trust me before long he will 'travel' to the 'americas' to go find his queen.
Ladies, do not lose yourself because you are married- its only marriage - a 'joining' of two beings - your half and his half - not all of his and none of yours. You were not giving him different sex styles (hopefully) before he decided to marry you but he was still hanging around. So your different sex styles and position was not what he married. He married you for your uniqueness, so you can add spice to his life. If you like watching movies, please drag him to the cinema with you or create your own movie watching at home. Don't stop going because he does not like it. If he hates to write love letters, don't stop writing yours because I promise you that he has kept the ones you've written in the back of his wallet.
Don't stop being YOU because it was YOU he married in the first place. Don't be a "whatever you want me to be" kind of wife.

I supply drink, I ve a cooling van for it

Foudling of breast nko.......heaven no show diz man

Abi dat one no be sin, abi sucking of breast


Mad pastor he should read d whole Song Of solomon I swear b4 he finish d chapters himself go "Tesojue"


Lolz

PDP woole lo, bi awada bi ere lolz




The Fear Of APC is the Beginning of Change

When I talk am una no believe me

Nairaland n fake news everywhere

Diz same picture circulated in 2011 now una don start again

PDP go soon dey shout APC!!!!!!!

Anyway


#IHaveDecided2March4Buhari

Prophecies...Prophecies...Prophecies...

"The President will be re-elected"....

"Buhari would win"

"PDP would gain more states"

...bla...bla...bla...

Lmao...

Abeg, I no dey for complain dis Sunday morning o, na laff I just wan laff abeg...

*clears throat*...

Eh...ehn...

Where those god of men - oh sorry - men of God. Where all those pastors and prophets wei dem bn dey play God dey form seeing vision against February elections? Shiioorr...

How market?

I surprise o...so, none of these guys ever saw the elections were gonna be postponed?

Hahahaha...

Meehhnn...we need to begin careful with these our pastors o. I wonder as dem go carry explain dis one now...error in heavenly transmission? Lol...

Abeg o...where that my bible sef....make I dust am begin go church...today today...my Shepherd must explain to me why him sef bn no see postponement vision or else, dem no go ever smell my tithe again for that church...*like say I get money pay before*...hehehe...

Somebody P.enis go just break .....with diz kin body n bone

Ralphlauren:
He allowed her to enrol in a university.

That's really nice and thoughtful of him. Shows that he's a liberal king and he wants a secured future for her.

Some royal fathers would not have allowed such as she is young and pretty - they would probably think she might run off with a younger lover or get influenced by friends in the university.

To those blaming the girl's parents. . . . For your info, some of these girls throw themselves at these kings and believe me there are many Ibadan girls envious of her. For them, there's a lot of pride and prestige in being married to/knacking the Aalafin of Oyo

No wonder ibadan hs d highest rate of blaching women, all na for Aalafin n his likes

I wanna hw baba go dey satisfy dis one now
Rooster go dey for sex


If baba kick bucket is she allowed to remaRry sha ?