₦airaland Forum

debbydams:
mura sii

Fine Mama

LoupGarou:
Lie. But take it easy. And show some respect for the people you are lying to. In case of next time. God bless.

lol which part of this is a Lie, the No sex part while we unclad together or me having a Runs girl as a friend?

BecaciaBarbie:
Thank you so much for your concern, really appreciate!!!!

I hope you will give a listening ears too when I come around to whine to you how my day went?
That’s what friends do, right?

alphaNomega:
e say na returnee

they already went on self imposed exiled now she’s back like a Libya refugee…..lemme continue drilling where I stopped

BecaciaBarbie:
Amennnn!!!!

Thanks a lot

nothing is transferring…..he will face his own karma separately.

BecaciaBarbie:
I have figured who stole the money from me.

The elderly man who sat beside me did.

How did I know this ?
My phone slid from my purse on the seat the first time and I picked it up, when he wanted to enter, while adjusting my phone must have slid on the seat again and he picked it instantly.
Now what brought about this ?
MTN is fond of sending me messages of free bonus like every hour!!! So while the Tricycle was moving, the message came in and just before the tone could beep, someone cut it off instantly! I’d have know it was my phone but because it rang and was cut off just immediately made me shrug it off that it wasn’t my phone. I could have checked my phone instantly after that beep but it didn’t occur to me then.

So obviously when the message came in, the phone was squeezed in his hands and the message tone must have almost exposed him but he was able to shut it. He could t switch it off instantly because I was sitting right beside him.

Elderly Man for that matter…….that would give you a glimpse on what he spent his youthful life doing……Peele dear we could be thankful it wasn’t more than what he took but some people no just dey try

Datboredberry:
I'm not trying to... Just there are a lot of women who deactivate their accounts only to come back later... I haven't been on Nairaland for a very very long time...

And everyone I knew here, they've all forgotten me... So I doubt if I'm the one...

But, time will tell...

If you think I’m buying this then you talking to the wrong person……..how’s mom and your brother?

Another Returnee

MrMacinterchi1:
I gree. the husband's kinsmen might request for the baby sooner or later.

will the Kinsmen take away her affection for the kid?
And do you think a woman with kid still has 100% to give her man?

Albertone:
This one deep...
It's possible sha.

lol na wetin Dey happen…..she go show for my crib Morrow night and not leaving till Friday. Weekends always busy for her

Datboredberry:
You'll be disappointed...

I'm not who you think... Honestly... But I'll take this 'I miss you' meant for someone else!

lol it’s meant for you…..this is a faceless forum, only you and I know each other and if you want to feign ignorance, its cool

Albertone:
You sure say you no get erectile dysfunction?

Nope Boss…..she just no hungry me to Bleep and she Dey arrange her friends for me for free. We just cool that way, I like her left hand in my boxers while we smoking together than to bleep her

Datboredberry:
First letter of my previous moniker?

You've mistaken me for someone else...

i’d like to think same myself but the truth is we both know each other and I miss you

Datboredberry:
This is the only account I had....

We both know that’s a big fat lie…….I miss you tho

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Oshey ….senior man is back lol

And to correct your mindset……Not all men who hates sluts are frustrated or doesn’t get enough sex, there are some of us who naturally don’t like sluts, we only see them as what they truly are, treat and use them as rag dolls………minimum of 3 ladies grace my bed every week(both old and new faces) sometimes more and that never stop us from putting these sluts in their places

Datboredberry:
Do I even know you?

Your comment, I can't understand it... Or how it relates...

I’d like to believe you don’t understand and how it relates to your post is something you’d need to dissect at your free time……don’t rush to understand my posts

Datboredberry:
Imagine a grown man calling women sex tools and the other imbeciles agreeing with him..!

A woman has sex with you... Then she's cheap and has little value...

Yet, you would later create a thread begging Nairalanders to advice you on how to encourage a hesitant girl to go over to your house...

You're pathetic, hypocritical motherfuckërs...

If you don't like sex, be celibate...

You can self-service off for all eternity like the incels most of you are...

Or better for us, cut of those diseased pẹnises...

It would greatly reduce the birth of bastards, abortions and the spread of STDs and STIs...

The less community diçks, the better for our society...

Like someone mentioned, if every woman were to close her legs... The vast majority of you would dig holes in the ground and fuçk it!

Repulsive creatures...

*Pukes!

After, you'll come here like monks slut-shaming women... As though you weren't on your knees hours ago pleading for sex...

Fyi: I'm more than ready to take on anyone crazy enough to mention me...

Ma’am you are a cheap slut and I will take you on………everyone does enjoy sex, the way you give it out makes you a slut.

Lee99:
Women who smoke turn me on, I am attracted to them a lot, we have a lot of fun together most times, na cruise and we dey fit relate well. But I can never and will never wife a woman that smokes.

I have one currently like that, we not dating and no Sex…….she just come around, we smoke and play around. She walks around the house naked and both go to sleep unclad every time she sleeps over. She’s just fun to be with………Sex sometimes ruin some relationships, I’m just understanding that

Datboredberry:
Honestly, I only respect those deserving of it...

If only that poor girl knew you like I do...

How many account you going to open and what is your purpose of doing this……..seeking sympathy or love?
It’s irritating tbh

anigbajumo:
Lol, someone that’s going for show in Europe and steady show every weekends here in Nigeria, I Dey follow him on IG and Fbk. His counterpart pasuma is currently on UK tour after finished US tour last month, come see how they are splashing him dollars. Fuji music is still highly demanded despite been overshadowed by hip hop some years back.

that’s true sha……their fans are mostly retired money bags who wants to enjoy their lives

BecaciaBarbie:
Nigeria’s economy isn’t even helping.

I wish I could honestly feel your pains…..I’d be lying if I say I know how you feeling atm lol

MrMacinterchi1:
quite unfortunate for her.

quite Fortunate I’d say, Single mother who also doubled as a widow……some really simple and loving man he is, I pray God bless their union

Lol I have had Ex’s I don’t want come back after we split up but there is this particular girl that never came even tho she do call once in a year to check on and I called to commiserate with her when she lost her dad this year after 5 solid years of our split up. I was in the Uni when we dated for 4yrs and it really ended on a really sad note. We showed each other the evils we both dread the most lol and I think that’s why we not gonna get back. We both scarred each other’s hearts, so it would be real hard to forget each other and I so much like it that way.

Malaika must be making some really cool money frkm his business ventures……..been a while he’s been absent from limelight and dude been steady on his doings for a time now. He built a mansion last year now this for his momma.

BecaciaBarbie:
Thanks a lot

your heart must be heavy laidis laidis

Peele tie………