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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:43pm On Oct 06, 2015

ademasta:
Hehehe... Lol. She hasn't even answered them

Well...you only get 5 young man! Don't abuse the opportunity! lipsrsealed

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:41pm On Oct 06, 2015

Chrisilo:
@OP, I luv ur high sense of humour walahi.... u must be a gud wife material.

And are you a good husband material huh

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:40pm On Oct 06, 2015

candycrush:
Lmao!!
Haba
I can't even ask my question again this one is too much!!

Abi ooo.... He probably mistook this for who wants to be a millionaire's 'ask a friend'... Smh angry

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:38pm On Oct 06, 2015

Ojemedad:
My question is about accommodation.
Is the PPA responsible for our accommodation or we are solely responsible?

If in a township or urban area, I highly doubt it. If rural or in a village, quite possible. Look for corpers' lodge in your area too or christian/catholic corpers lodge....they usually provide accommodation for very nominal rent.

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:35pm On Oct 06, 2015

[quote author=abdulbassange post=38701899]Is it possible to b exempted after having call up number?[/quote .

Exemption means you aren't participating in nysc at all. Why would you now be exempted after getting your call up number?

Your call up number literally means that you ve been 'called-up' to serve...now unless you have a grave and serious medical condition, or a very serious excuse as stipulated on the nysc website, you have to serve...(one way or another).

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:33pm On Oct 06, 2015

ayubaazonto:
is provision allowed or gari

You can go in with your own mini food market if you want!

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:29pm On Oct 06, 2015

Vpleasure:
Lol.. She's doing you a favour.. U ungrateful winsh

Don't mind her...she got told! If I wasn't in a good mood, I would call her 'Rude' but since I am...I'll join you and call her 'winsh'. angry

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:27pm On Oct 06, 2015

slimchi115:
recheck d pages,,i dnt tink i cn retype

Awww...I don't think I can re-read!

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:26pm On Oct 06, 2015

ayorwizz:
Am nt too sure u answered d question. I'd find it out tho.
Thanks all d same

I guess I didn't really understand your question. Lots of shorthand and non-english words. I just tried to pick out the few 'familiar' words like 'laces' 'tennis', etc etc ;DD... Good luck though!

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:25pm On Oct 06, 2015

KeriBaby:
You no dey fear God at all
All this questions for one person
She can only answer you based on her experience from her own camp anyways

Eat ur Garri and beans alone o shebi we no go even dey d same camp

Don't mind them...until they enter Sambisa camp and experience something else, they will now come here and say that DC said. Guys, this is really based on Lagos camp ooo...unless you are posted to Lagos, your camp experience is very likely to be different. undecided

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:22pm On Oct 06, 2015

Vpleasure:
Hi choco, is it advisable to go home after camping.. Or is there any other task to carry out?

Always advisable to go straight to your PPA from camp especially if you live far away or if your ppa is a popular one and don't want to be rejected. However you are free to go home straight from camp.

You would also need to open your bank account. This can wait till your PPA is sorted out, of course.

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:18pm On Oct 06, 2015

ayd91:
Good morning DC... Very informative thread you've got.

Here's my problem, my green card doesn't have any passport on it.
I've tried contacting NYSC via email and telephone but to no avail. I was advised to scan the passport I used in registration, which I've done.
My question can this somehow go wrong?
And what steps do you advise I take?

I've never seen a green card before but I thought they bear passports on them. Anyways...go with your passport and greencard and any pages that gave you permission to study in the said country. You should be fine. They hardly respond to emails or calls. If you have any issues, I suggest you go to your nearest secretariat!

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:13pm On Oct 06, 2015

goldenone:
Well done madam i dont know if someone has asked this before buh pls i want to ask, what are the training programs available in the SAED program

Any course or skill you can think of is available. Just open your heart up to receive them.

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:12pm On Oct 06, 2015

Adachi86:
Pls I heard u can't go 4 service with waec n Neco result combined togeda. How true is it?

I have no idea. You might want to ask WAEC or NECO.

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:08pm On Oct 06, 2015

ayorwizz:
yh OP...one ting again......Do we necessarily av to be on tennis shoes....I min lyk, are oda types of white sneakers allowed, lyk a tennis shoe without laces...lyk a trotter sortof?

Anticipating ur reply....thanks

Good tin ur doin here btw....bless u

I have a hard time understanding what you typed

... Plain simple White trainers/canvas ...laces are irrelevant.

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:06pm On Oct 06, 2015

ademasta:
Mistabiola I see you

Please go and see each other somewhere else... Thank you for your co-operation wink

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:05pm On Oct 06, 2015

Donpizzle:
@op, is there free space to kpansh in camp koz i wan arrange like 2 packs of ruff-ryder.

Retype your question...this time in English please ...thanks

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:05pm On Oct 06, 2015

Xcozee:
mehn! The kinda questions here by some people can make one forget his name...

...ehhh...what's my name again? huh

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:03pm On Oct 06, 2015

ademasta:
Thanks for the wonderful work you are doing here... You know how essential original certificates are in this country, and you know the institutions won't given you twice even if you are the president. So d qustns is; MUST I go to camp with my original certificate? Cos if photocopies would do why going with the original?
2ndly, about the rubber tennis, did you mean the same type Mallams do wear when selling tea(mai shayi...lol)?
3rdly, how many times do they give food in camp? And at how many hours interval?
4thly, camp fire is when? And what is it all about?
5thly, can my waist pouch be multicolour?
6thly, are there electric sockets in the hostels?
7thly, are guys allowed in female hostels and vice versa***cos things go happen for camp o***.
8thly, can I go with my chess board?
9thly, do they give pounded yam in camp?
10thly, am I allowed to customize my khaki? ***a kind of adding 2stars, 3eagle etc...cos millitary is in the blood***.
11thly, when shall we be finishing daily activities so that we can go and rest?
12thly, I heard they do give watery beans...how many buckets of GARRI can I take along, as to dey mix am with the beans nah? Mind you, I no go share my garri with anybody for camp. Keribaby u dey hear? I no be your friend rich dat level o?

Answer all, your time starts.........now!
Cc
Darkchocolate(the thread mistress)
Harinholar
Keribaby

1. Originals please.
2. Find out when you get to camp
3. 3 times a day.
4. No idea. Consult you nysc timetable
5. It can be rainbow if you want.

I'm afraid I can't answer more than 5 questions. I hope camp meets you well. Be sure to share your experiences and woes with us.

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 7:46pm On Oct 06, 2015*

Lagusta:
Looks like darkchocolate has been overwhelmed by these questions....

Some are albeit silly tho...

Like the question below me...

You can imagine!!!!

Tbh...I haven't been on here in like 12hrs and yours happens to be the first I'm replying to. How about you assist me with some of the questions, especially the silly ones. I'm sure those askers need to be told where to go (and yes, the sun don't shine there angry

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 2:36pm On Oct 05, 2015

KeriBaby:

Answer her please (Like her)

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 12:34pm On Oct 05, 2015

slimchi115:
ops is lyk u dnt like me,its only mah que u didnt ansa u even dose dat posted after me.huh we dey fight

Ah ah...why wouldn't I like you. Probably an oversight. My bad. What was your question again?!

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 11:23pm On Oct 04, 2015

Joyce21:
what i mean is, can it fall on your back? Or it must be made into a bun

Bun or neat plait

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 9:40pm On Oct 04, 2015

[quote author=gallery0519 post=38669357][/quote]In Lagos camp, we had braids...some in blue, some in grey, some red...as long as you can wear your nysc cap and it is presently neatly, it should be ok.

Joyce21 and Gallery0519 hope this helps!

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 4:25pm On Oct 04, 2015

Ademuyiz:
Hey Guys,

I'm trying to fill the online NYSC form but Lagos is not among the list of states I am able to choose. is there any reason for this? or is there anything I can do to make the option of Lagos appear?

A swift response would be appreciated.

I believe with the new system, the states fall off the list as they get filled up. So Lagos is probably no longer on the list because of lack of space. Its being done on first come first 'serve' basis. Good luck

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:57am On Oct 04, 2015

Emyben:
Hahahaha... Or Amadioha rather? Lol.
Thanks for ya reply tho

Not only Amadioha...Sango nko?! undecided

And

You're welcome!

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:54am On Oct 04, 2015

Imanuelle:
Thumbs up OP, I was just reading through when I spotted this.

Rejection has a lot to do with color codes, not just what is written down, I learnt this during one of the meetings we set up for the NYSC staff and corps absorbing institutions.

If a person is compelled by a corps member to fill for rejection, he uses a red pen, he could write sweet words, but between him and the NYSC staff, there is a hidden message in the red ink, the corps member gets thrown to a likely worse PPA, except you pull more strings.

So, once you see your principal pick up a red pen(with the excuse that he cannot find his blue pen), offer him your blue pen, or just find another way to make him write in blue or black.

It is a punishable offence to reject where you are posted to.

Wow...did not know that! shocked

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:49am On Oct 04, 2015

Emyben:
Lol, a professional course to teaching? More so with a masters degree? Lol.. Doesnt stick.

Well...what can I say... I really wish I knew where you are likely to be posted. Next time, I'll consult my magic lamp! grin

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 12:39am On Oct 04, 2015

Emyben:
OP.. You are doing a really good job. Thanks a lot. Where can they likely post an Architecture graduate for his poa. With um a masters degree maybe

Always default to teaching...

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 12:37am On Oct 04, 2015

valentinegibbs:
please do soldiers carry guns inside the camp?...am really uncomfortable wit guns because of the number of trigger-happy force members in the country

No they don't except when there is an event and they are needed to maintain order.

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 12:35am On Oct 04, 2015

DeNoble1:
Our beloved OP, I appreciate your great job. I have yet another question to ask: Will item like clipper be allowed into the camp? I have been using my personal clipper for the past 9 yrs; I will rather leave my hair for 21 days than take the risk of using general clipper. Thanks

No electronics allowed. Sorry!

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 12:33am On Oct 04, 2015

bamtos14:
pls am a kind of hair stylist can i barb afro, gallas nd oda stylz (also part my hair)

I don't know what those hairstyles are so can't help you.

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