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charlesemeka85:
at least lampard and gerrard ventured into mens football immediately by coaching derby and rangers. lampard did very well as a rookie gaffer at derby and missed promotion by the whiskers which prompted chelsea to give him a chance while gerrard is currently doing a great job at glasgow rangers.

finidi should follow similar route and he mustn't start in europe. as an untested rookie coach he can start with any of our youth teams or apply for jobs to tinker clubs in the continent. having a coaching badge from europe doesnt mean that he will be a super tactician until he proves himself by getting a job.

Please read about Finidi online first

ChrisKels:
With the way things are going, I will soon leave this thread for good.


Someone labelled me a carpenter and u all agreed that truly I am a carpenter? Not just a carpenter oo, but the Dean, Faculty of Carpentry. Na so Una hate me reach? No problems, Una go miss me for this thread.

Na joke I dey o bros.

OYA, no vex. Smile na

komekn:
Please check Samba statistics then watch him play.

There are things stats don't show. They can't show outright dominance. He was the foundation upon which Cardiff Built thier house in the EPL.

I've just told you that he was named for sentimental reasons. I just don't like him. Even if he played like Messi

Please if you heard that AKA died of Cardiovascular Failure, you now know the cause.

majamajic:
village people ,

Abeg make una stop this nonsense.

Any little failure:; Village people this, village people that.

The whites don't think thus way. They think of creative ways to solve their problem. That's why many Africans are backward. We can't seem to rid ourselves of mental bondage.

For your information "Mr Village People", Sabi Emmanuel actually had this issue before the tourney and that was why he never started any games but always came from the bench to score and assist. Why did His village people not prevent him from shining at the tourney proper? Shebi they have power now?

Use your brain bro.

andrewbaba44:
Many of them there on the list are not bad, i dont just really have the power to argue

If i am to go by his own definition of carpentry only about 4 or 5 super eagles player will survive my list

Oga, if John Ogu and Mikel Agu can be members of Faculty in the Nigeria campus, so can many on my list. As for Boka and Samba, I just hated their aggressive style of play. I admit I made a mistake for Jean Seri

andrewbaba44:
Ogbeni seri na better player ooo

Mind your list biko

Ogbeni, I've heard.

Now leave me alone biko

The Lords work must be done.

andrewbaba44:
Jean michel seri among the carpenters ?

Please educate me

Thank you

That was a typo.

The updated version complete with postdoctoral fellows will be released before the end of the day.

Thanks for your usual cooperation

ChrisKels:
Where did u keep Serey Die, Wonlo, Wilf Kanon, Jean Tizie?

Serey Die should take the place of Seri, Wonlo should replace Boka, Kanon for Tiote. Tizie was so bad a goalkeeper that he once fumbled an easy ball and collided with his defender making him to lose his testicles.

In fact, Kopa Barry, Jean Tizie and Gbohou are equal and synonymous

They will be under the postdoctoral fellows

SmooshCHN:
That tanking Warriors is still giving you PTSD. We get it.

AS IN, THE PTSD IS REAL. FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS NOT TO BE BOTHERED, HE CAN'T TYPE ONE PARAGRAPH WITHOUT MENTIONING GSW.

KarnBarlow:
If you know your team is tanking raise your hand.

i RAISE MY TEN FINGERS PROUDLY

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT FOR GSW

YES I SAID IT. ARGUE WITH YOUR ANCESTORS

GSW FOR THE WIN

WARRIORS FAN FOR LIFE

FACULTY OF CARPENTRY (IVORY COAST CAMPUS)

Dean: CHRISKELS

Sub-dean: Ibrahima Sangare

HOD: Victorien Angban

Professor (Cheik Tiote Endowed Professor of Midfield Carpentry): Didier Ya Konan

Reader (Winner of the GK carpentry price for unmatched mediocrity): Sylvain Gbohuo

Senior Lecturer: Arthur Boka

Lecturer I (Inaugral Winner of the Gbas-Gbos award for directionless attack) : Seydou Doumbia

Lecturer II: Giovanni Sio

Assistant Lecturer: Jonathan Kodija

Graduate Assistants: Jean Seri

Emeritus Faculty:

Professors

Sol Bamba

Lamine Kone

Senior Research Fellows

Cheick Ibrahim Comara

Ibrahim Ouattara

Adjunct Professors

Lacina Traore

Jean Francis N'Da

Abeg, sorry to digress oooo

But this was funny. Came across it on another thread

List of the members of the Faculty of Carpentry, Ivory Coast Campus coming in a few minutes

TheSuperNerd:
Mehn.... See the latest update... From Skysports news via Goal.com


"Jose Mourinho is in advanced talks to become Tottenham's new manager and both parties believe a deal will be concluded by the morning, according to Sky Sports News." - Goal

Okay....this really is good cinema. I don't need to download free series again on O2TV

andrewbaba44:
They wont make top 4, and they will return to where they belong, ungrateful club, watch how eriksen and harry kane will leave them

Na person like pochettino barca need but he will never coach barca

I'm telling you.

Very ungrateful club. Can you imagine?

Tottenham may regret this

Chai

Provoker:
My verdict on jamiu Collins is that the guy isn't as bad as people here painted him... he may not be at his best this season but he is average and definitely not below
There is a reason Norwich wanted to sign him
And let's not be quick to write him off because he isn't a fan favorite

Another issue is the Moses Simon one
The guy isn't getting the accolades he deserves cos he isn't a fan favorite and he can't be dropped because he is on form and he is our first choice crosser....we saw it against South Africa and one another occasion were he crossed the ball for the goal at the same afcon.....and again most people here trying to discredit him on his assist against Brazil
His the only naija player with an hattrick this season and yet if chuks scores a goal, we know how we react
Is Moses Simon still valuable to the team, yes.
Am not saying you shouldn't have a favorite but pls don't don't discredit or rubbish any player cos you don't like them

We haven't played to the strength of onuachu even tho I prefer another player to him but how many games as he played for us to warrant we not wanting him?

My opinion

We need to be patient with our players. God bless the super eagles, God bless Nigeria

Oga, Onuachu has started more than enough games. Its not even about his goal drought but more about his shoddy display in the matches he featured. He will soon be inducted into the carpentry hall of fame

TheSuperNerd:
What fight to finish? You think the Madagascans will withstand this Current Nigerian team? I don't think so. We will beat them silly. No hypes.

I like your optimism.

However, Madagascar hasn't been to the WC before and will do all it takes to win. Sony expect an easy match bro

ILLICITblood:
no!! You are wrong


Firmino was signed on June 2015 while Kloop was appointed on 8th of October 2015


Yeah!!! I'm right

Oga, no be fight.... You're right

charlesemeka85:
and if arsenal will pay him more he should snub them? onye apari!

He may have a point. Apart from the salary thingy, I would prefer Ndidi at Leicester than Arsenal.

isan:
Madagascar just tearing Niger apart in their own backyard 6-2

We really need to watch out for this team. If we are grouped with them in WC qualifiers, it will be a fight to the finish

Kbs468:
Thanks Brother. I was unavoidably absent though as you must have read already.

The SUPER EAGLES actually did put up an Unbelievably credible, fantastically tantalizing, overwhelmingly dominant, humonguosly superb superlative display in MASERU-LESOTHO on sunday irrespective of the fact that they are originally never our class-fit

Because We dont normaly see through our various AFRICAN QUALIFIERS easily before now or before the coming of G. ROHR and interestingly, The end result wore another CAP on ROHR indeed as I cant particularly remember the last time any NIGERIAN TEAM scored 4 goals away from Nigeria in truth.

Analytically, I only saw the reason why

1. MOSES SIMON would only continue to come off the bench as against making a starting Eleven though

2. ALEX IWOBI would alway be available & continue to make the starting eleven because of his consistent (Though sometimes could be epileptic & annoying ) display for Nigeria as against his club output

3. SAMUEL KALU could flourish in a Number 10 position just like he had confessed it to be one of his prefered positions or continue to bench SIMON in the left wing position

4.JOE ARIBO has come to stay in the middle of the pack. Although he had a relatively quiet evening on the day but that not withstanding for that is only just his 4th match for the SE.

AWAZIEM is not be blame for LESOTHO's second Goal. Though he could have done better by being aware of his environment and allow the ball pass him for a posible good job done by the goalkeeper behind him.

OLA AINA should continue to feature on the left full back ahead of JAMILU COLLINS &
IDOWU but We all know that that wouldnt be the case as ROHR sometimes prefer a natural left footed being on that department of a left full back.

VICTOR OSIMHEN could possibly break the RASHIDI's aged-long Nigeria's National Talisman Record just like he predicted and sets as a personal target for himself

No doubt, NDIDI, EKONG, AJAYI & CHUKWUEZE deserves their places in the stsrting Eleven and there is still room for improvement.

Thanks once again for reminding me about this viewpoint diligently.

Omeruo really needs to step up ooo.

You have been playing top flight football for years and yet you allow yourself to be benches by someone playing in the English championship. Seems the championship really is of higher quality than the Turkish league or Omeruo has become Lackadaisical

witorwitoutyou:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CyUo6rQ2rU


DIS GUY BEST SONG..ODAS RE TRASH

Please remove this nonsense from here. This is a Super Eagles/ Soccer thread. Don't derail please. You have been warned

jihday:
LMAO, world cup ko world plate ni. If you like employ Guardiola and klopp together. This talent you people are always shouting I'm not sure you people have seen other countries teams, from Brazil to Portugal to England, the Dutch, Spanish, Belgium even Algeria. Anyway, no harm in dreaming

Those countries you mentioned have established systems for scouting and developing talents. We only lack such systems. However, we equally have talents in abundance

somehow:
in one single year, we failed to qualify for

olympics football both male and female
failed to qualify for CHAN
failed with u20 male

failed to defend our U17 dignity


na real waaaa!

Don't worry, the emeritus faculty for faculty of Carpentry will soon complete their recruitment and we shall update shortly.

nelszx:
Brazil recording their first international win after Copa America triumph and as usual it's against their Asian wives (S.Korea).
Football has evolved imagine CIV couldn't beat Ethiopia that on paper that match would be a walk over and 3 pts.

You're right. Football has no minnows again. Before thou knowest, Andorra would be jostling for Euro

Clementoke:
Despite being plagued with failures in all his endeavours this year, Coach Imama is determined to fight on.
My confusion now is where? I mean as coach of which team?

The Faculty of Carpentry actually is recruiting a visiting professor to lead a team studying the effects of wood particles on leather balls. Imama is a world expert on that subject area.

Very mediocre somebody

TheSuperNerd:
I like the idea of Amuneke and Finidi for the long term future. Nice. But for now, Rohr it is.

I will soon compile the list.

The Ivoirians belong to the faculty of Metalwork studies. List coming up soon.

Eartquake1:
He started with Siasia, after Siasia was convicted he is now singing Amunike and Finidi

The only person I think the NFF should try is Finidi and that is with the U-17 team since he has years of experience coaching youth teams of European clubs. That's all

Starboytwo:
I understand you elf man, we'd just have to watch things unfold, i pray it will be a good time for us on this thread and all supporters of the Super Eagles of nigeria...

I don't think i have won any cup for the Super eagle's since I joined this thread, last time we won anything was 2013, and I was just starting then.... The highest was semi afcon this June, and here was massive, especially the Algeria game.... Imagine a final, a final we are winning, oboy....

Where you here in 2013? How was the atmosphere

It was electrifying. In my neighbourhood, we felt like we won the world cup and I would love to experience the joy of winning another tournament again