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edi287:
LOL I didn't that and it wasn't done with only SA players. It's all banter..

Abeg, ignore this cry baby.

A list I also compiled for Nigeria. How is that obsession?

Baba fe to ejo.

maidaboi:
he did not say that he will flop its a possibility

In that vein, it is also a possibility that Osimhen will flop if he comes to Tottenham. That's komekn's point. In fact, that reminds me.....Osimhen hasn't scored in his last 4 consecutive ligue 1 matches. I hope the flopping hasn't started already.

Abeg, na joke I dey ooo

But seriously, Osimhen needs a long rest and its affecting his game a little. That's the reason we need a deputy for him in the SE. Unfortunately, even Onuachu is a Professor of Carpentry

IronGalaxy:
of all the things you can do, you compile a list of players from far away South Africa and call them carpenters. Who does that?

I have achieved my aim. You seem riled up

But please note that this list was also compiled for CIV and Ghana.

If you're displeased, please kindly cry to the mods. The Lord's work must be done

andrewbaba44:
He should not be scared to move if so

Hope you remember Michael Owen was not the same Liverpool Owen at Madrid ?

Yes he won’t flop but never say never

Hazard is yet to find laliga easy

Hmmmm....you have a point but I think Owen was plagued with Injuries. As for Hazard, it seems like a village people case similar to Coutinho.

andrewbaba44:
So because these great players you mentioned no leave england mean say make kane no leave england abi?

As usual he might go and flop so its better he stays there, man u should be able to buy him away from tottenham and give him a raheem sterling salary, that should be better for him, he is still the number one man in the english team and maybe any english club he will join apart from city and liverpool

Bros,let's be honest. Kane will not flop.

Guys, please understand that pienaar and McCarthy are there because I wanted to rile up a certain someone .

I shall make the necessary adjustments anyways

FACULTY OF CARPENTRY (SOUTH-AFRICA CAMPUS)

DEAN: Legend has it that he was born with a wood in his hands. Coming from a long line of football carpenters and manifesting same with unmatched display of carpentry. Professor Percy Tau

SUB-DEAN (Winner of the Thabo Mbeki Award for carpentry in football analysis. Legend has it that he is still taking anti-hypertensives following Nigeria's win over South-Africa in the AFCON): Dr IronGalaxy

HOD (Convener of the commission for the exchange of Football carpentry Ideas between South-Africa and France; COECSF) : Professor Lebo Mothiba

Professor (World Expert on Wood statues. Rumour has it that his proposal to build a wood statue of Jacob Zuma was rejected by Rochas Okorocha who detested Carpentry): Professor Themba Lorch

Associate Professor (He is so good at football carpentry that the Macarthur foundation started doling out Soccer carpentry grants to him): Bongani Zungu

Senior Lecturer (2 time winner of the Cyril Ramaphosa Award for "all brawn, no brain" midfield carpentry): Thulani Caleeb Serero

Lecturer I: Thamsanqa Innocent Mkhize

Lecturer II (Still has PTSD from Chukwueze's demolition Job at the AFCON): Sfiso Sandile Hlanti

Assistant Lecturer : Dean Furman

Alumni

Katlego Mphela (Alumni President)

Siphiwe Tshabalala

Bongani Khumalo

Bongani Ndulula

Emeritus Faculty:

Steven Pieenar

Mark Fish

Benny McCarthy

As usual, your suggestions are highly welcome

Fountainofyouth:
He is not depressed anything abeg, why won't he allow his wife get a maid after changing 4 maids in a year? He is just a vindictive and bitter person, he hates the fact that his wife is the one working and he is the one at home, he just wants to domesticate her by force nah, abi why else will he tell her to do it herself, someone that is working and obviously needs help at home.....

Calm down sis. You are not in his mind

AwkaetitiBabe:
That's why I love oyibo mentality, he would have turned into the house husband to help you d bread winner out pending when he gets a job.

True and as a guy, I expect that her husband should be the caring and supportive one now since it's really not easy for a Lady to cater for the whole needs of the family. Let him start with the little chores and with time delve into larger ones. No need for ego in trying moments

Eartquake1:
Agali would make a good coach

Has he coached any team before?

Coaching isn't scouting you know....

TheSuperNerd:
Ring the bells for this.... This is gonna be fun.... Lol

Yes it is.

Your contributions are equally valuable to ensure that the field of soccer carpentry honors those to whom honor is due

South Africa Carpentry list loading........

TheSuperNerd:
Throwback Thursday....Rohr and Agali

Date is 2 Oct 2004. Coach is Gernot Rohr. MotM is Victor Agali. Team is OGC Nice.


Nigeria's Victor Agali scored three times within 10 minutes to inspire Rohr's Nice to fight back from three goals down and finally beat Ligue 1 leaders Monaco 4-3 in the principality.

Link below:

🗓 2 Oct 2004
Coach: Gernot Rohr
MotM: Victor Agali
🎥 @AfricaClassic#Nigeria's Victor Agali scored three times within 10 minutes to inspire Nice to fight back from three goals down and finally beat Ligue 1 leaders Monaco 4-3 in the principality.https://t.co/9P93Phksdd

— Olúwashínà Òkélèjì (@oluwashina) November 21, 2019

Youtube link: (In the video, you will a young and Happy Gernot Rohr all smiles in a quick interview).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vxQM-J5dUQ




Courtesy: @AfricaClassic via @Oluwashina (Oluwashina Okeleji).

Wow. No wonder they have a good working relationship till today...as per Scout Agali

charlesemeka85:
Technical Assistant to Super Eagles Head Coach and Head of Scouting, Mr. Tunde Adelakun has disclosed that Nigeria has well over 460 players of Nigerian descent abroad, but it requires skill and tactics to make them switch allegiance, AOIFootball.com reports.


Adelakun, who made clarifications on the progress made in the area of scouting exclusively to AOIFootball.com, said they have made appreciable progress locating Nigerian talents both abroad and locally and recruiting them for the national team.

“We have made appreciable progress in scouting for players. We have a database of over 460 active Nigerians playing in various leagues abroad and the exploits of none of them goes unnoticed every week because we have a network of scouts who give us weekly updates.

“We also rely on our coaches based in Nigeria to look at our domestic league and report on players that might merit a national team call-up. We also now have a huge glut of diaspora Nigerians in various countries that we are tracking and working on.

“Our scouting project has been largely successful over the past three years since we started,” Adelakun said excitedly.

He, however, added that the task hasn’t been easy because going after players of Nigerian descent requires some level of professional courtesy and tactics or everything would go down south.

“It has not been easy. Obviously, talented players born and raised in other countries would be on the radar of their habitat association from youth level. After all, they must have grown up in their system. So, convincing them is a task that has always required tact. We can’t go in all guns blazing and claiming entitlement to them.

“We are not highhanded in our approach but rather rely on our strategies and powers to convince them to come and belong to the Nigerian project that we are building.

“We also show them good examples will be beneficial to us and that will enhance their careers in the long run. We have done well so far, as many of those we have convinced over time have indeed added strength and value to our national team,” Adelakun said further.

Asked about more quality additions like Ebere Eze, especially Chuba Akpom who in September told the press he’s now eligible to play for Nigeria, Adelakun said he and his team would follow the necessary protocol and carry out their investigations.


“We now have four months to work and will continue to search for players who are eligible. We, however, need to be careful and strategic and not just go for any player that is available and declares himself willing and ready.

“We have to be sure he has the skill in the area we need reinforcements. We have many players that we are looking at and we are working assiduously to make the best happen. We have a good track record so far and this encourages more youngsters to want to join this beautiful project,” Adelakun concluded

Chiba akpom isn't SE material

madampresident:
I wish Burna wins but I don't see him winning.

He can't win. Simple

andrewbaba44:
Barca won’t buy victor and you know this

If he even goes there he might be treated badly

He will be treated badly. Not might

Danielnino00:
The internet never forgets...

As in ehm. Nobody knows tomorrow. Make Dele begin talk na? Sebi mourinho don dey him front now.

TheSuperNerd:
It is clear even your voting survey will show you we don't like your proposal.

Go suggest it on the Chelsea FC Thread first... They are on 8,057 pages. Even the BBN thread is on 6,671 and the Man Utd thread is on 7,276 and there are no plans or hints of a plan to break them off, so why come here?

Mister. Your proposal is dead on arrival. I believe Kellycute has given you a good enough reply.

Take these cards for your infringement...

Please stop replying tse tse flies.

The reason they cause sleeping sickness is because their words/writings/mannerisms are boring.

TheSuperNerd:
It is so good to see Darkelf finally living out his calling on here.... I can see this new line of work gives him great Joy and pleasure. Carpentry is his niche afterall...

diegwu02:
The existing Federal Universities should be Privatized.
We cant have Students paying a paltry $55.21 (N20,000) for a full year and expect our schools to be like Yale or Harvard. We re kidding ourselves.
Subsidized Tuition for British Citizen in UK colleges still cost up to E10,000 pounds.

Why are you guys this wicked?

Those Scandinavian countries giving their citizens free quality education, do their leaders have two heads?

How many civil servants can afford $10,000 per year? How many of them make up to that?

Do you want patents to steal to send kids to school? So that you will be the same person criticizing them for corruption?

Make una dey use una head abeg.

Good day all and thanks for your feedback on my carpentry lists.

It is indeed a good time to be a football fan but a more auspicious time to display carpentry on the field of play

You can be rest assured that the Lord's work will be done. All players devoted to the art of carpentry will have their names recorded in the Sacred Book of Carpentry.

The list for the South-Africans will be uploaded tonight. I promise to give my all when compiling the list for the footballers from xhosa-land

Then, I'll do Cameroon tomorrow and then England in a few days time (this promises to be a special one and I hope a certain K.....kn won't come for my head)

Your contributions and feedback are welcome

ChrisKels:
Find a place for Emmanuel Clottey, Emanuel Frimpong, Kwesi Appiah, John Boye, Jonathan Mensah, Christian Atsu, Fatawu Dauda, Richmond Boakyie Yiadom, Patrick Twumasi, Frank Archiempong, Solomon Asante and Samuel Owusu

FACULTY OF CARPENTRY (GHANA CAMPUS)

ALUMNI

Kwesi Appiah

Emmanuel Frimpong (Alumni President and Major Donor of wood to the faculty)

Solomon Asante

STUDENTS

Christian Atsu (SUG President)

Frank Archiempong

John Boye

Jonathan Mensah

Richmond Boakyie Yiadom

edi287:
Daft minister. Pinnick should do more for Nigerian coaches, not Rohr.

He is indeed

Odunayaw:
Laslas private life is now being used to wrap boli on nairaland streets.

As in ehn....I don't even understand oooo

FACULTY OF CARPENTRY GHANA CAMPUS

LIST OF FACULTY MEMBERS:

Dean (Winner of the Lifetime achievement award for "painment towards the giant strides of Nigerians"--- Professor Gustav25

Sub-dean (World expert on Ghanaian Cultural Carpentry): Dr Afobear

HOD (Asante Kotoko distinguished Chair of Midfield Carpentry): Joseph Attamah

Professor (Emeritus Professor of "Arabian-style" woodwork): Samuel Kwame Owusu

Associate Professor (Winner of the Inaugural "misplaced passes" price): Afriyie Acquah

Senior Lecturer (Winner of the "mediocre Charlie" carpentry grant 2019): Joseph Alfred Duncan

Lecturer I: Torric Jebrin

Lecturer II (Winner of the young investigator award for "aimless shooting"====Thomas Agyepong

Assistant Lecturer: Iddrisu Baba Mohammed

Postdoctoral Fellows:

Owusu Kwabena

Opoku Ampomah

Senior Research Fellows:

Harrison Afful

Daniel Opare

Emeritus Faculty:

Habib Mohammed

iSlayer:
What the hell is this?

I don't want to believe it too but......like the say no smoke without fire

DrKlever:
Why do for south africa? They are all carpenters after all

The South Africans have the best Carpentry Researchers in the World. They are leading experts in Carpentry and woodwork studies and have accumulated enough research grants such that they have a lot of faculty members

So, you're right in saying that they are all carpenters. However, I will post a list of the best of the best in the field of carpentry/mediocrity/soccer cluelessness

Kbs468:

Sorry though but I didn't append my signature on the post by a way of quoting, liking or sharing it ooo And neither did majority in here too

But, I initially thought you are an Ivorian ooo when I Saw the post just like how you were also being referred to with respect to COTED'IVOIRE & SENEGAL National Teams

So, I plead you remain resolute and stick around with Us here for a very long while because you have been diligently excellent with your contributions already and I want to believe that No one in here want to miss you by you quiting abtruptly

He isn't going anywhere. He is just kidding with us. His contributions are valuable here.

charlesemeka85:
read what online? so because he worked with ajax,betis and mallorca he should be handed the super eagles job without any pronounced experience in coaching?

aigbogun who flopped with the flying eagles wasnt he trained and tutored in england before he got his badges?

sunday oliseh after getting his batches coached a third tier club in belgium where he did decently well, moved to fortuna sittard in the dutch 2nd tier and almost took them to the top flight before he left. few weeks ago he turned down an offer to coach in the belgian top flight for reasons best known to him. his CV currently is good enough to secure top jobs atleast in the african continent and the middle east if he decides to apply for jobs again.

all i am saying is that finidi should start from some where first. coaching youth sides of ajax and mallorca i doubt will entice anyone to give him a shot in mens football

Dude, I'm not insulting you ooo.

But your problem is that you jump to conclusions.

In my last post on this Finidi matter, I said he should be tried with the U-17 job. Shikena. I never ever mentioned the Super eagles. I know he isn't qualified and mature for it. So why the hullabaloo?

Kai

profmathsland:
I really have had fun laughing to all the Carpenters' lists. You guys in here really rock. A stress relieving thread I must say. Keep it up.
This truly is the home of Nigerian football. Ladies and Gentlemen, on behalf of the silent reading crew, we say thank you for a fun-filled 2019 so far. God bless you all.

**Back to ghostmode**

You're welcome bro.

Faculty of Carpentry, Ghana campus to drop this night.

Then I'll do South Africa tomorrow

Stay tuned guys.

Your contributions are highly welcome

gustav25:
See them labelling players from other countries bricklayers and masons but if I come to preach and educate them on the woeful Pig mouth Iheanacho, they will seek to murder me or the Isaac “ De beast" of carpentry players . But who cares , I'm unfettered by their shallow remarks but watching them cry blood does put a smile on my face

I'll update Ghana's own this night and y'all know who's gonna be on the emeritus faculty and an endowed professor