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BusinessRe: Verified Paypal Account Using Payoneer MC by darkhand: 4:06am On May 10, 2013
Don't allow anyone to mislead you. Payoneer cards cannot be used with Paypal. They all carry your Nigerian address and will be detected by Paypal in 3 minutes.

If you want to lose both the card and the Paypal account you can try it.


onlineresource: i have a payoneer card which will arrive by the 17th of this month.
Are you saying that the card comes with a USA account and i can link a paypal account to it...

Pls kindly respond asap...
Literature/Writing AdsRe: We Are Looking For A Content Creator - Can You Write? by darkhand(op): 12:32am On Apr 28, 2013
Basic: Sorry, would you be paying for the "sample"?
No, the test article will not be paid for.
Literature/Writing AdsWe Are Looking For A Content Creator - Can You Write? by darkhand(op): 11:46pm On Apr 26, 2013
We are looking for a writer to join our team due to an increase in our work load.

Our services include among others: Articles SEO based or non SEO based, Press releases, Product reviews or descriptions, E-books and Reports.

The person should ideally have:
1. A good command of the English language
2. The ability to write without spelling and grammar errors.
3. The ability to produce quality work consistently even if given short notice.

If you have written successfully for any content house such as iwriter etc or even had a successful writing gig on fiver this would be an advantage. All applicants will be asked to produce a sample of their writing on a topic of our choice.

Send your applications, giving details about yourself to us at dcards28 at gmail dot com
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 11:36am On Mar 31, 2013
Another brainless fool. Look I have several thriving websites were I offer various services including website design to the white folk. You want me to come and mess up my hard earned business here with people like you who can't pay shit? I even gave you our price for WordPress sites, to let you know that this is just a product. If I were to add this to my site it would occupy only a page.

But I will tell you this, I don't run from office to office touting for webdesign work. My customers come to me or I follow generated leads. Jesus, You want me to jeopardize a business I spent years building with people WHO PAY US dollars for 5,000 naira websites? You gotta be batty son.

Believe what you like, you are just another Naija peep looking for how to enhance his broke azz ego. I will be honest I have been puzzled by most of the people here who claim to be designers, not one has ever come out to say what conversion rate their designs bring. How much money have their customers made from the designs they create? I am more used to white people who get websites to make money.

I will tell you something, we (my firm) have just agreed to go into partnership with a young man in America who has recently started a web design studio. He has only a moderate knowledge of WordPress and no knowledge of HTML. We are his HTML consultants and will advise him what to do should (as he puts it) he come across any dinosaur who is still interested in HTML websites as opposed to WordPress based websites. Believe me the prospects for the young man are reasonably bright. This is where I operate not all this nonsense you clowns are spewing here. I have listened and watched in silence as semi illiterates who consider school to be (where were those places) NIITI abi was it APTEC? Please forgive me, when I went to school, school was university and by Gods grace I got both my bachelors and my masters degrees.

Nonsense.


acidtalk: Even the biggest of the biggest website firms proudly front their portfolio on their website and put the website credit on their client's website.

And here you are the lowest of the low designers talking of "customer Privacy". Who suppose the flaunt jobs wey you don do if no be you.

This just speaks 2 things.

It is either you have never done a website for anyone before and just looking for people to start up with or you are a damn big FRAUD!!!

Case closed.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 11:11am On Mar 31, 2013
Another brainless fool. Look I have several thriving websites were I offer various services including website design to the white folk. You want me to come and mess up my hard earned business here with people like you who can't pay shit? I even gave you our price for WordPress sites, to let you know that this is just a product. If I were to add this to my site it would occupy only a page.

But I will tell you this, I don't run from office to office touting for webdesign work. My customers come to me or I follow generated leads. Jesus, You want me to jeopardize a business I spent years building with people WHO PAY US dollars for 5,000 naira websites? You gotta be batty son.

Believe what you like, you are just another Naija peep looking for how to enhance his broke azz ego. I will be honest I have been puzzled by most of the people here who claim to be designers, not one has ever come out to say what conversion rate their designs bring. How much money have their customers made from the designs they create? I am more used to white people who get websites to make money.

I will tell you something, we (my firm) have just agreed to go into partnership with a young man in America who has recently started a web design studio. He has only a moderate knowledge of WordPress and no knowledge of HTML. We are his HTML consultants and will advise him what to do should (as he puts it) he come across any dinosaur who is still interested in HTML websites as opposed to WordPress based websites. Believe me the prospects for the young man are reasonably bright. This is where I operate not all this nonsense you clowns are spewing here. I have listened and watched in silence as semi illiterates who consider school to be (where were those places) NIITI abi was it APTEC? Please forgive me, when I went to school, school was university and by Gods grace I got both my bachelors and my masters degrees.

Nonsense.


acidtalk: Even the biggest of the biggest website firms proudly front their portfolio on their website and put the website credit on their client's website.

And here you are the lowest of the low designers talking of "customer Privacy". Who suppose the flaunt jobs wey you don do if no be you.

This just speaks 2 things.

It is either you have never done a website for anyone before and just looking for people to start up with or you are a damn big FRAUD!!!

Case closed.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op):
I will tell you what I told that funny bengs fellow, I do not ask for payment upfront on this package. Once you order, if you wish to publicize the website we provide for you, that is your right as the website owner. However I will not expose any customers website without their permission. I will ask you this - what do you have to lose? You are not paying upfront. Be a man and order the websites after all really, they are only 5 page sites.

I will tell you this though. The websites are HTML based and not WordPress sites. Our WordPress websites are sold for $24 and go all the way up from there depending on what you want to do with them.


acidtalk: I am still patiently waiting to see your portfolio. I have 3 jobs I want to give you. A Oil and Gas firm, NGO and an Accounting Consulting firm.

Post at least one of the N5,000 FIVE THOUSAND NAIRA jobs you have done because I don't want to believe as cheap as your prices are you haven't still gotten any client.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 9:56am On Mar 23, 2013
Sorry sir, are you well? It seems that not all your cylinders are firing. I have told you on a number of occasions that I will not be able provide you service. If you cannot understand this due to your level of English comprehension, you should seek help.

Please look for service among the other providers, there are at least two. I hope I will not have to communicate with you again? You sir, are becoming a nuisance.

bengs: Its like the guy is working for some people .....I have a feeling they are not real.....if you fall into their trap....they will send yu what I termed to be second format!......pls guy virtually all youth of this century are scamers themselves....so u can go to ur church and give your peep this format....hopefully it will work for them....but for someone like me!......#kai #stoproughplay!...


If u cannot show sample then ...u can piss off man!....cos I aint gonna subscribe to that shit!....
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 10:28pm On Mar 19, 2013
mrnestyy1985: Over here in finland.we simply say PERKELE !!! Darkhand can look up for the meaning. grin
No need. I am only interested in my customers. In all this only the customers matter. To them I remain eternally grateful/
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 9:01am On Mar 19, 2013
I am sorry, I don't understand what you are doing here. We interacted, I gave you the terms under which I provide this service and you said you cannot abide by them. I wished you luck in your search for a provider.

What are you doing here?

My friend please make like a frog and jump.

bengs: Yes u sent me a mail.....but I am wondering why it is hard for u to show me or direct me to visit a site which u have built in the past.....
Sample Ekwe!....

Let me see samples so that I will know if u can giv me what I want.....my site has been running for over4 years now......
But I want to upgrade it ..that's why I needed your service.....I am not a learner.....If u cnt showme ur portfolio....then am a learner if I believe u!.....

Gbagbe!
WebmastersRe: Why Don't Nigerian Websites Last? by darkhand: 7:12am On Mar 19, 2013
Stop calling them websites, they are billboards. A website is something business owners use to showcase their products, INTERACT with their existing customers and serve as a major LEAD GENERATION vehicle. Most websites in Nigeria just exist for the web designer to add to his or her portfolio.


This post by Seun says it all.

Seun: @Afam4eva: Many of them don't last because the owners don't derive any real benefit from them, so they are not motivated to continue paying to keep them updated.
AdvertsRe: How To Become A Millionaire Writing Simple Articles Online 101 by darkhand: 6:55am On Mar 19, 2013
I usually don't call the gamers on this board out but you have crossed a line. Everyone knows that you can get paid for writing online, if you can write. However to tell innocent gullible Nigerians that they will get paid $100 per article is plain fraud and I am calling you a fraud. If you think this is wrong tell us here where YOU get paid $100 per article, I mean we should be able to hire you abi? Just for your information, I write and I own a writing service where I employ writers and we write for international customers.

STOP FOOLING THE NAIVE. Give them true information and let them learn for themselves.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op):
Recs: i gave you my site to design for me, up till now I can not view them. Why?,
Hahahahaha, and I am sure you paid right? You people never stop. I am amazed at the level you people will descend to.

If you want a website built, send your name, email and corporate profile to me at dcards28 <at> gmail dot com

Otherwise please join chuchutech, it has dropped its phone number in a previous post and is back, It will shortly find a reason to leave its address and of course how to get there with okada.

On second thoughts, this new development of fake customers just to discredit me is something that requires a response. What will you people do if you could get to me ? Send people after me?
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 3:54am On Mar 16, 2013
You can't seem to stay away fro this thread. Anyone who even remotely agrees with me is me right? As I was the third person to offer this service here at the same time, don't you think your "amazement" rings false? Or I am the only one not a member of the billboard club , so I may just be real?

Whichever it does not matter, stop trolling !!!!

soloqy: @darkhand, Its not fear, people are *amazed* at the offer grin .
There are levels, and there are people that cant be bothered with the so-called competition you are offering cause they dont fish in the same waters as you.
Go ahead on fivver .. No one here will stop you wink
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 3:47am On Mar 16, 2013
summerlee: I am not really sure I trust this ad.
Well you are free to go pay 20, 30, 40 or 50,000 with the other guys here. The advert is for people who don't have money to waste.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 3:14am On Mar 14, 2013
@ mrnestyy198 & chuchutech

I have asked you politely to stop trolling this thread, it seems you have nothing better to do as such I will have to report you. Once again, I have nothing to prove to you or discuss with you.

I do appreciate that a bottom feeder like chuchutech will feel threatened by what I and the others who offer this service do. The truth is that it s called competition and you either adapt or perish. The truth is that the =N=5,000 website is here to stay.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 10:58pm On Mar 11, 2013
To all those people out there who would like a professionally designed 5 page website without the unnecessary expense. Here you will get one at the most affordable cost. Just give me your corporate profile and we will do the rest. Have your domain name ready and you are good to go.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 10:35pm On Mar 11, 2013
mrnestyy1985: Nigerians are funny people. A .Com domain name cost 9euros and hosting could cost 6-10 euros/month depending on d size.so the cost of owning a live domain in a month is about 15-20 euros which is just 4500 naira.
I wonder were your fucking profit comes from.from the topic,it is clear that you are obsessed with your little html knowledge.Soner or later you will realise that you are only an internet joker
Indeed they are, I thought I just said I did not need your opinions? By the way everything you wrote is wrong.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 8:06pm On Mar 11, 2013
It seems that I have not made myself clear. I have not asked any of you guys for your opinion, advice or views. I really don't care what you think.
Please keep your opinions to yourself. Why can't you go overcharge someone for the billboards you call websites? You are driving away the legitimate posters, those who are not COMPETITORS.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 5:10am On Mar 11, 2013
mike98989@gmail:
Peps who make website for =N=5000 are all reproach to the industry... You are doing business because you so so greedy.......(All you do is give customers one template pattern) Watch out; you can neva grow....
Sorry, I couldn't help laughing out loud. I am greedy that is why I REDUCED my prices? You are not because you INCREASED yours?

What we do is offer to the public a professionally designed website at a cost that is affordable. I think we should be thanked for bringing website creation and design closer to the people.
BusinessRe: How Do You Make Your Own Money Online? Internet Marketers Lets Chat by darkhand: 4:59am On Mar 11, 2013
mrnestyy1985: Rather than thinking about how to make money online which is an end result, I would rather suggest you guys start thinking about how to create/invent, innovate/renovate a new or an existing online money making platform.


i dont mean to insult any individual with my post but if you feel offended,I beg you pardon me.


nestyy
You are not insulting anyone. Just displaying your immaturity.
BusinessRe: Looking For Somebody To Help Fund My Paypal Account by darkhand: 4:52am On Mar 11, 2013
NubiLove: how can i open and verify my paypal account here in nigeria?...
This is not rocket science. It is easy if you know what you are doing.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 2:36am On Mar 10, 2013
bengs: I saw your text ...thanks..but I will like to see samples of the ones you have done....
I already have a website that has been launched for over 3 years....so I am not a learner....but I want to see what u can do as well to improve the existing site...
I have sent you an email, please check your box.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 2:34am On Mar 10, 2013
blink182: Never occurred to me that some people think penury is cool. Keep building your 5k sites while I build one for 100k and deal with classy clients.
Really? You think we have not thought this through? You get rich by building websites? I laugh in PHP.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 3:55pm On Mar 08, 2013
Sorry guys and girls, I should have added this earlier. To get one of these websites all you need to do is send me your name, email address and corporate profile at
dcards28 at gmail dot com you can also drop a message on this thread.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 3:47pm On Mar 08, 2013
mrkels: Hell I would build

Am actually very serious.
So am I. Why don't you go open your own thread? Or are you to lazy to do even that?

What you have just done does not make you look smart, just lazy and desperate. Those two traits really mean you should be avoided by any right thinking person.
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 3:39pm On Mar 08, 2013
bengs: Ineed ur service 08038246223
I sent you a text. Send you name, email address and corporate profile to me
at dcards28 at gmail dot com
WebmastersRe: Paypal Account Needed by darkhand: 3:27pm On Mar 08, 2013
Hi,
If you want a paypal account contact me at and I will help you set one up.

My email is dcards28 at gmail dot com
PoliticsRe: Oil Blocs Revelation: Northern Senators Caged As PIB Sails Through by darkhand: 3:37am On Mar 08, 2013
Toyin Akinosho, a petroleum geologist with over two decades of work at Chevron and now publisher of the well-regarded Africa Oil and Gas Report, argues angrily.

This nonsense should have been titled "The rantings of a paid stooge"
WebmastersRe: What Is Wrong With Building 5 Page Websites For 5,000? I Do by darkhand(op): 3:21am On Mar 08, 2013
It would be a shame if all these "bad belle" people frightened the honest hard working people who would benefit from these websites away.

Come and get one and let us show that we are still part of the normal world. A five page business website with free hosting.

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