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Okotieboh was a vermin in the society,theif, crook , just name it...but here is the thing, many Nigerian women are going through situations worse than hanging on the dog leash in their relationships, some would even come and comment here...oh humans |
Omg, this is so funny...pls guys, never try the last one. |
Same here too |
Everyone out there, having down moments, its just a phase...suicide is never the way foward. ![]() |
Please guys, seriously seeking for internship placement in a reputable civil engineering firm. |
It alo took me days imagining someone out there was manufacturing rice from plastic...thank you NAFDAC. |
Hi, I'm a civil engineering undergraduate...I'm seriously looking for a place for my IT in lagos at any civil engineering firm(structures), preferably design. |
Hey guys, i'm back...would update soon. |
jukejoint:this is so deep. It spoke to my soul. I have a female friend who contantly told me this in 2014...She did change enviroment and has been happy since then. |
Whenever I imagine my future wife, I pray she looks like this lady. The true definition of stunning, not the ones you see on nairaland front pages ...'Mrs Lagbaja looks stunning in new make up pic' .....very annoying. |
OP, God bless you for this post |
Lmao. OP. I'm a CU student and I got admission into a public school but choose CU. I dont know where you guys get the notion that people go to private school cause they couldnt pass jamb. In my department, at least the year I got it, you couldnt get it with 240. That point you raised ,no offence is just poor mentality. After my first internship during a holiday at an oil and energy multinational, I realised I was light years ahead of my public school counter parts. They couldnt even convert simple units! Now,I'm not bad mouting public school students, and I know there are crapy private schools out there, but please dont ever post crap like this. It makes this forum look like a joke. If you have resources ,please send your ward to a good private school, the exposure (not hustle life exposure) ,connection, facilities and learning enviroment is amazing . |
quote author=KidsNEXTdoor post=51913899]Afonjaaaaaaas Lagos is no mans land, your tribalistic post just shows your level of reasoning. |
I disagree with no 9... There are so many posh neighbourhoods on the mainland...no 9 didnt make any sense. |
lovely write up |
Very huge sorry guys...school has been so hard on me. I promise to drop something soon. |
DerrickM:lol, dont mind me, hulk is my brother, we love to argue on which is better |
I would update tomorrow. |
Rex1: its not nice, its amazing,though I have not finished reading it...nice one bro ![]() |
Jesusgirl92:Hi Jesus girl, I can relate to how you feel. My school just resumed and I'm just settling in. Guys, dont be angry. |
One of the ladies spoke for the first time. I huffed and puffed with every strength left in my body to move my hand, but my muscles failed me. "I don't know what you people drugged me with, I think you folks over did it. I can't move a muscle." "Our point exactly, you have no use to us. A noble that gets branded by a common priest . There is no way in the world and beyond that you could afford to pay us. We do not run an NGO here..." I heard a door crack open from the wall close to the panel . A very dark skinned chubby man appeared clad in a white kaftan with an half chewed apple on his left hand. "Cut the boy some slack. Everyone can be useful , even a dead clock is useful, at least twice a day it says the correct time." The man turned to my direction, took a bite from his apple. " Hey buddy, I heard you have been looking for me." |
Came a strange and inhuman voice. More godlike than human. I tried to stand from my chair but every muscle in my body failed me. I was not bonded or strapped to the chair, I just couldn't move. I followed the voice and found panel of five males and a two females about a kilometer ahead. I stared around in horror. I was not in a room. I was in a really large hall. I took a deep breath . "Do I have to repeat my self young man" it was frail looking albino man. Even after straining my eyes, I couldn't make much of his face, asides his bald head, strange loss of eye brows and white native atire everyone on the panel seemed to have clad themselves in. His eyes were closed. He too might have been suffering from the strong light rays. "I am here to see the alchemists. I am Chika Favour. " "Full names please." "Chikamso Favour". It had been a while I heard my first name. I dropped the name as I grew older and realised only females around me bore the name. " "Why have you presented yourself before us." I was quite confused . I almost disagreed with confirming the albinos statement and then thought against it. "A priest put a mark on me, and I want it out." There was a silent murmur amongst the panel. " "How do you intend in paying us for our services." Rita never spoke of a payment of any sort. I had just enough money to spare , say ten thousand naira at most." "How much do you charge?" "Please place your palm on the arm rest of the chair " |
Her face was lull and calm like stagnant water. I kept to the smile on my face as not to attract suspicious eyes, surprisingly there was non. I had to pause for a while to take a quick spin around with my new hostage pressed againt the nozzle of my gun. Not a single soul in the building had the slightest care in the world as every man and woman was about his or her business with immense concentration . "Young man, you have no idea what you are doing. Just walk away quietly and I promise I wouldn't raise an alarm." I chuckled , leaned towards her ears and spoke in a hushed tone. " You see, the safety is off. If you try any thing , and even if I don't want to, I would pull the trigger by reflex . So let's make this really quick. I don't want to soil this lovely white tiled floor with blood." "It is marble" She whispered as we made our way to an elevator. " 13 floors. I could have sworn I counted more than..." The Lady placed her palm on a metallic plate and 33 floor elevator level keys appeared . "Did you think things through before coming here..." Those were the last words I heard before I notice the air vent started filling with elevator with a blue gas, and the last thing I saw was a coy smile play across the pretty Lady in red lipstick. I woke up to an almost eye blinding illumination. It took about twenty minutes of head aching concentration for my pupils to properly dilate and adjust to the room light . "State your name and reason for being here" |
Hey guys, sorry for the lack of consistency in updates. School resumption and all. Uhmm, let me update. |
Smiling ear to ear,glad you guys liked it . I shall update next week. |
Larry Larry,my role model. I just love the way your mind works ![]() |
"When you get there , you would be checked clean by a weird procedure; don't let it bother you..." I interrupted Rita , half way through her sentence. "Wait, Dont tell me you're not coming with me?" I was driving at about 70km/hr. I just wanted to be done crossing the third mainland bridge ; it gave a nerve breaking nausea to my body. I could smell the sea, the algae , the fishes, all smelling at once , and it was terrible. "I cant go in with you. I don't have a body to host myself. There are just a few things I can do in my current state. I could hardly concentrate. "Rita, I dont feel well, my body..." "It would wear off soon,its very normal. If I was in my body right now, I would feel exactly the same, ignore the feeling, It would wear off . Like I was saying; when asked what office you're going to, you answer is 'The white office, by the shoelace on the third clock. ' That used to be the password; it should work. If it doesn't, say an old friend wants to see Bello... The later is risky though." "I hope I can remember all that. So when I see Him, I just tell him I need to get the mark off my hand?" The car was silent. I turned around and Rita was gone! I felt like crushed ice cubes ran down my body. Once again I was alone with the sound of my auto mobile . The nausea had disappeared and I could enjoy the soft warm breeze blowing across my face as I wound down the window. I had driven past Broad street and connected to Nnamdi Azikwe road . I stopped and reversed the vehicle, I had passed the building. Tower pharmaceuticals. The building was hard to drive by without noticing. It was the place. I parked across and surveyed the glass building. It was magnificent ; an architectural edifice. I tried counting the number of floors in the building and got the numbers mixed up at some point . I tried to make sense of everything Rita told me. I closed my eyes and wiped me face . I took a few breathes rubbed my fingers on the steering. I looked through the side mirror to observe the pedestrians and jay walkers. Satisfied with my survey, i crossed the road and observed my reflection on the reflective glass panels on the building. The previous day had taken a toll on my looks . Even for a guy that used the mirror less that most people; I looked like an old banana peel. Still I walked in briskly and confidently trying to work my way with the glass door and it seemed to open on it own. The interior was even more beautiful that I could start to imagine or describe. It was like I was in another time . The sweet smell, the cool atmosphere, the aura was just something anyone could get used to. I stood in what seemed like the reception hall and noted no one seemed to have noticed my presense. I Observed everyone was clad in white in the most sophisticated manner. It had to be the company policy for dress code. The ladies wore short fitted white skirts with white armless tops, others had white blazer. The men wore white fitted suits with trousers just at their ankle level. I was mesmerised . The contrast of splendiferous people in such a scenic environment was a pleasant beau to the eyes. I noticed a pretty lady approaching my direction , before words could escape my mouth, she passed me by without uttering a word to me. I felt a tap on my shoulder. "Are you lost ?" Came a calm cherubic and seraphic voice. I turned and was graced by the same lady that walk towards my direction the other time. I had to admit , in the few terrible days, the only fringe benefits where the stunning ladies I had been meeting. From Precious, to the bloody skirt lady and now this. They were by far more attractive that all the ladies I had seen all my life. I tried remembering the password Rita gave as I stammered through my sentence, Observing the fair ladies red lipstick. "The white office by the shoe lace on the third clock" "What?" The she remarked with a confused grimace registered on her face. "Sorry, who is in charge on this floor?" I asked. She probably knew nothing . "I am head of HR here, so tell me what you are looking for. This building is a restricted area not for people to just waltz in. We run a pharmaceutical here . " she replied with a very informal twist in her tone. I felt so stupid. "I have a message for Mr. Daudu Bello . " "I think you have to leave now you man before I call security on you. " I could only do one thing. I walked out of the building , and across back to my car. I reclined the chair , grabbed a pistol from the bag under the seat and walk back into the building with the gun buried under my shirt. I located the lady whispering to another pretty lady in a glass cubicle . I waited till she saw me . Upon observing me, I waved at her with a smile on my face. Obviously angered by my gesture she charged towards me with her heels making clack clack! Sounds on the tiled floor. " I thought I told you to leave!" she blurted in a hushed tone . I pressed the nozzle of the gun against her temple. "I am so sorry ,I hate to do this, but I need to see the Bello man, my life depends on it and now , yours too. You are going to take me to him." |
Abeg, the main thing is the cost. At the end one comissioner would buy like 30 for his three wives and rent out. I wish we had a good morgage system in Nigeria. |
Lol, there is time for everything. You see this sex of a thing, when done outside marriage only brings pain and regret . |
lol, I do appriciate all the comments.hmmn, about the sex scene... Its not something that comes easy to me, I can only assure you guys of short romance along the line,thank you guys. I shall update soon. |
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its not nice, its amazing,though I have not finished reading it...nice one bro 